"It's not cheatin' it stampedin'"

Nice to see those conservative family values in play.

Go with Brody.

I just want you good looking, in shape girls to know..
If you wear a cowgirl hat, but don't dress in country attire.. that is god damn sexy as hell.

I see redneck retards aren't relegated to southern US/pennsyltucky. Good to know.

The exposure to sweaty horses brings on the gheys..

Texas, Canadian-style. A huge improvement.

Because it covers up their nesty hair/bald spots?

Yeah, I guess I'm ok with that too.

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Landru approves

FAIL subby. Some biatch who runs a divorce mediation business claims her workload goes up after Stampede. Gee, I wonder why she'd say that?

Divorce rates go up.
So does the incidence of STDs and STIs.

Wear a cowboy hat, and a cowboy glove!

There is absolutely nothing sexy about cowboy or cowgirl hats.

Dr.Knockboots: I just want you good looking, in shape girls to know..
If you wear a cowgirl hat, but don't dress in country attire.. that is god damn sexy as hell.

Not in shape, okay-looking... but I have fun wearing a cowboy hat every once in a while so screw it. This was at the local county fair this spring.



/free beer and amaretto-filled strawberries FTW
//lots of delicious barbecue
///I probably need to lay off the barbecue
//oh well
/slashie love

IBreakdance2NIN:
Not in shape, okay-looking... but I have fun wearing a cowboy hat every once in a while so screw it.

How YOU doin', y'all?

/Y'all? Is it y'all?

Kuoxasar:

How YOU doin', y'all?

/Y'all? Is it y'all?

Yes, it's "y'all". The apostrophe is placed correctly, thanks.

Oh, and...



/hot off the grill

You can leave your hat on....


















Have a great weekend.

JD

IBreakdance2NIN: Dr.Knockboots: I just want you good looking, in shape girls to know..
If you wear a cowgirl hat, but don't dress in country attire.. that is god damn sexy as hell.

Not in shape, okay-looking... but I have fun wearing a cowboy hat every once in a while so screw it. This was at the local county fair this spring.



/free beer and amaretto-filled strawberries FTW
//lots of delicious barbecue
///I probably need to lay off the barbecue
//oh well
/slashie love

Want.

Dude, WTF is up with her thigh muscles? I appreciate her being a trim, fit ranch girl... but COME ON. She's approaching Chyna proportions. Yuck...

/and thanks, Daniefish

My pleasure, IBreakdance2NIN. As a Canadian who's been to the Stampede a few times, you look like you'd fit right in. ;)

IBreakdance2NIN: Dude, WTF is up with her thigh muscles? I appreciate her being a trim, fit ranch girl... but COME ON. She's approaching Chyna proportions. Yuck...

Don't worry, I don't mind, I'll hit it.

jdreich: IBreakdance2NIN: Dude, WTF is up with her thigh muscles? I appreciate her being a trim, fit ranch girl... but COME ON. She's approaching Chyna proportions. Yuck...

Don't worry, I don't mind, I'll hit it.

She'll hit right back.

;)

Those crazy eastern Canadians!

A hat doesn't make you a cowboy, saggy pants don't make you black, and no matter what women over 40 think, a tattoo doesn't make you 20.

If you're hot with a cowboy hat on, you're hot with it off. If you're ugly without a cowboy hat, no $3.99 piece of straw that you grabbed from the discount aisle at Zellers is going to fix that.

GavinTheAlmighty: If you're ugly without a cowboy hat, no $3.99 piece of straw that you grabbed from the discount aisle at Zellers is going to fix that.

/cries
/puts the hat back on the rack
/leaves Zellers feeling unsexy
/eats four cheeseburgers

GavinTheAlmighty: If you're hot with a cowboy hat on, you're hot with it off. If you're ugly without a cowboy hat, no $3.99 piece of straw that you grabbed from the discount aisle at Zellers is going to fix that.

Amen brother. Too many ridiculous-looking fake cowboys and -gals around these parts. (Texas) The hats are de rigeuer for lots of the college bars and clubs here.

At least I know I'm not a real cowgirl. I tend to fall into the rockabilly category.

Bored Horde: "It's not cheatin' it stampedin'"

Nice to see those conservative family values in play.

I never could figure out why a bunch of people who are church going, conservative types who frown on all kinds of things for being immoral are always listening to music where the main theme seems to be adultery and alcohol abuse. As long as it's got that country twang, you could be singing about ripping people's hearts out and eating them while screwing a water buffalo and they'd just bob their heads along to that good ol' fashioned down home music.

Thousands of beautiful men and women hookers and call girls come out of the woodwork at Stampede and people look incredibly sexy when you put them in a cowboy hat have consumed a litre of Jack Daniels.

Fixed.

It's not beautiful people. It's alcohol. Lots and lots of alcohol.

IBreakdance2NIN: Amen brother. Too many ridiculous-looking fake cowboys and -gals around these parts. (Texas) The hats are de rigeuer for lots of the college bars and clubs here.

At least I know I'm not a real cowgirl. I tend to fall into the rockabilly category.

In that I live in Toronto, whenever I see someone with a cowboy hat, I know that they're trying to be ironically cool, and therefore I know that I would not like this person. It's like a friendship barometer. Or better, like a bright-orange prison jumpsuit. You know not to get too close to that person.

GavinTheAlmighty: IBreakdance2NIN: Amen brother. Too many ridiculous-looking fake cowboys and -gals around these parts. (Texas) The hats are de rigeuer for lots of the college bars and clubs here.

At least I know I'm not a real cowgirl. I tend to fall into the rockabilly category.

In that I live in Toronto, whenever I see someone with a cowboy hat, I know that they're trying to be ironically cool, and therefore I know that I would not like this person. It's like a friendship barometer. Or better, like a bright-orange prison jumpsuit. You know not to get too close to that person.

At lot like people who wear Mardi Gras beads in New Orleans... in September. You can spot those asshats a mile away.

/hates tourists

I also like to judge people by the clothes they wear.

Is Cowboys still around in Calgary? I heard it shut its doors a few years back...

As someone who's sitting on 17th right now, I'm really getting a kick out of these replies...

IBreakdance2NIN: Yuck...

While I agree that there is something weird going on with her thigh in that pic, that girl is damn far cry from "yuck". In fact, light leaving from "yuck" takes several hundred years to reach her.

Cowboys just moved venues, it's on Olympic Way now. Same crappy watered down beer, same waitresses with huge tracts of land.

Thousands of beautiful unattractive men and women come out of the woodwork at Stampede and people look incredibly sexy desperate when you put them in a cowboy hat after you've had 6 beers

fixed.

IBreakdance2NIN: Dude, WTF is up with her thigh muscles? I appreciate her being a trim, fit ranch girl... but COME ON. She's approaching Chyna proportions. Yuck...

/and thanks, Daniefish

More like she's toned like a number of female riders I know. Legs, especially the inside thighs, get a major workout. They also tend to have strong, but not too cut, arms from doing actual work around the stable. Shoveling shiat builds more than just character.

Picolopoo: the blonde looks a lot like the one I had a few years ago:



I remember nothing from that night!

kck: Yup! looks like her!

As someone who has the misfortune of living in Calgary, I'm getting a kick...

/Saw cowboys with their horses tied up outside bars yesterday
//SOME real cowboys come in town, everyone else... ugh.
///Refuses to buy a cheap cowboy hat. Even after 7 years.

harpercowboy.jpg

/would probably hit it anyway
//after 4 5 6 7 beers

And you can wear jeans to the office for the whole time, which also can make people look more attractive. Not that anyone is ever in their office during Stampede week, but you have to go in to pick up your tickets to that day's boozy breakfast and lie once again on your voice mail. Not that anyone will call because they will be at the boozy breakfast too.

Yee-haw

I love this thread

Deece: IBreakdance2NIN: Yuck...

While I agree that there is something weird going on with her thigh in that pic, that girl is damn far cry from "yuck". In fact, light leaving from "yuck" takes several hundred ten years, three failed marriages, an alcohol problem and 4 kids to reach her.

Fixed.

Cowboy hats are not sexy.

The are the warning tag that the person wearing said hat is either an out of town farmer (see big belt buckle and name on the back of the belt) or some college kid trying to be ironic.

Ever seen a real cowboy?

Not a pretty sight.

/unless chewing tobacco spit turns you on

ruta: Thousands of beautiful men and women hookers and call girls come out of the woodwork at Stampede and people look incredibly sexy when you put them in a cowboy hat have consumed a litre of Jack Daniels.

Fixed.

It's not beautiful people. It's alcohol. Lots and lots of alcohol.

You know what a liter of Jack costs in Calgary? It's a lot, thanks to the taxes and import duty.

Was glad when I saw booze prices in Canada that I gave up drinking.

dead_dangler: Ever seen a real cowboy?

Not a pretty sight.

/unless chewing tobacco spit turns you on


I think they clean up right nice!

/in Texas

bmwericus: ruta: Thousands of beautiful men and women hookers and call girls come out of the woodwork at Stampede and people look incredibly sexy when you put them in a cowboy hat have consumed a litre of Jack Daniels.

Fixed.

It's not beautiful people. It's alcohol. Lots and lots of alcohol.

You know what a liter of Jack costs in Calgary? It's a lot, thanks to the taxes and import duty.

Was glad when I saw booze prices in Canada that I gave up drinking.

You quit drinking just because it was expensive?

I'll quit drinking when they pry the bottle out of my cold dead fingers.

GavintheAlmighty

no $3.99 piece of straw that you grabbed from the discount aisle at Zellers is going to fix that.

My last straw hat was $80,but my newest felt hat was a cheap $200 one,hey I needed somethin' to shovel the horseshiat in.

jicon: Is Cowboys still around in Calgary? I heard it shut its doors a few years back...

it's back. it reopened in a different location. the owner redeveloped the old location, then whined when the city wouldn't let him reopen downtown.

"people look incredibly sexy when you put them in a cowboy hat"

No. No I don't. :(

GavinTheAlmighty: IBreakdance2NIN: Amen brother. Too many ridiculous-looking fake cowboys and -gals around these parts. (Texas) The hats are de rigeuer for lots of the college bars and clubs here.

At least I know I'm not a real cowgirl. I tend to fall into the rockabilly category.

In that I live in Toronto, whenever I see someone with a cowboy hat, I know that they're trying to be ironically cool, and therefore I know that I would not like this person. It's like a friendship barometer. Or better, like a bright-orange prison jumpsuit. You know not to get too close to that person.

Congratulations, you're a tool. I always wear my cowboy hat when I'm in TO. I'm not trying to be ironically cool, I'm a goddamn hick. Also, there are a farkton of cowboy hats in downtown TO (radiating out from the exhibition grounds) every December when people go down for the Royal

only some old hollywood actor would look good in a cowboy hat.

i never go to the stampede...its like a bad carnival

Peit: As someone who has the misfortune of living in Calgary, I'm getting a kick...

/Saw cowboys with their horses tied up outside bars yesterday
//SOME real cowboys come in town, everyone else... ugh.
///Refuses to buy a cheap cowboy hat. Even after 7 years.

Calgary is a fun town. Its a whole lot more laid back and friendly than Edmonton.

As a city boy, I was in shock when I first ran into actual cowboys with boots and belt buckles the size of toilet seats. I watched the stampede on the tv cause i don't like stepping in stuff. I still don't get it

amishkarlGavinTheAlmighty: IBreakdance2NIN: Amen brother. Too many ridiculous-looking fake cowboys and -gals around these parts. (Texas) The hats are de rigeuer for lots of the college bars and clubs here.

At least I know I'm not a real cowgirl. I tend to fall into the rockabilly category.

In that I live in Toronto, whenever I see someone with a cowboy hat, I know that they're trying to be ironically cool, and therefore I know that I would not like this person. It's like a friendship barometer. Or better, like a bright-orange prison jumpsuit. You know not to get too close to that person.

Congratulations, you're a tool. I always wear my cowboy hat when I'm in TO. I'm not trying to be ironically cool, I'm a goddamn hick. Also, there are a farkton of cowboy hats in downtown TO (radiating out from the exhibition grounds) every December November when people go down for the Royal

FTFM

brynaldo: only some old hollywood actor would look good in a cowboy hat.

i never go to the stampede...its like a bad carnival

not like.....is.

I love Calgary though. Just not during stampede.

Apparently the visits to the clinic increase during the Stampede:

http://www2.canada.com/calgaryherald/news/story.html?id=435a8bcb-fe1f-480f-8b16 - 0707ddd6edb8

At the pharmacy where she worked, the pharmacist said she distributes Plan B to perhaps one person, if at all, in the course of a normal week. "During Stampede, it's almost one or two a day."

But it's not only at the pharmacy where the change is felt. The manager of the Mac's Convenience Store at 7th Avenue and 8th Street S.W. said while he sells more of everything as tourists flood the city -- from potato chips to bottled water during the Stampede -- he sees a huge increase in condom sales.

He said he usually has to double his twice-weekly orders. "And even with that, you can run out," said manager Sherif, who would not give his last name.

Bill_Wick's_Friend: GavinTheAlmighty: If you're ugly without a cowboy hat, no $3.99 piece of straw that you grabbed from the discount aisle at Zellers is going to fix that.

/cries
/puts the hat back on the rack
/leaves Zellers feeling unsexy
/eats four cheeseburgers

Randy?

Cosmic J: Bill_Wick's_Friend: GavinTheAlmighty: If you're ugly without a cowboy hat, no $3.99 piece of straw that you grabbed from the discount aisle at Zellers is going to fix that.

/cries
/puts the hat back on the rack
/leaves Zellers feeling unsexy
/eats four cheeseburgers

Randy?

If he's wearing the hat you better call him Smokie.

Only here for...

people look incredibly sexy when you put them in a cowboy hat

This deserved an 'unlikely' tag.

Cowgirls have awesome posture and know how to move there hips.

And once again Calgary proves we are the Florida of Canada...

IBreakdance2NIN: Dr.Knockboots: I just want you good looking, in shape girls to know..
If you wear a cowgirl hat, but don't dress in country attire.. that is god damn sexy as hell.

Not in shape, okay-looking... but I have fun wearing a cowboy hat every once in a while so screw it. This was at the local county fair this spring.



/free beer and amaretto-filled strawberries FTW
//lots of delicious barbecue
///I probably need to lay off the barbecue
//oh well
/slashie love

Must have been at the Galveston county Fair and Rodeo. Love them BBQ team tents...

kck

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I think you will find more pictures like that here.

What ever happened to wearing a hat to keep the damned sun off your face?

Does anyone know if Calgary still has the "curved" dragstrip?

-when you went thru the lights and dropped the chute the track turned left!