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(MSNBC) Amusing Gold's Gym has named July "Cankle Awareness Month"   (msnbc.msn.com) divider line 102
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timmy_the_tooth [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 03:43:32 PM  
They should have named it Canckle Observance Week.

 
handsomebob 2009-07-03 04:41:56 PM  
I'm saying for the fat people hate thread that will follow this.

 
BATcandelora 2009-07-03 04:42:17 PM  
timmy_the_tooth: They should have named it Canckle Observance Week.

I see what you did there.

 
handsomebob 2009-07-03 04:42:33 PM  
STAYING that is

 
Quantum Apostrophe 2009-07-03 04:43:24 PM  
Can you really work those away? Isn't it a genetic thing, like how black women have no calves at all?

 
fendrluvr 2009-07-03 04:49:46 PM  
Where does the calf fat end, and the ankle fat begin? I don't know, that's the fun.

familyguycutaways.com

 
bukketmaster 2009-07-03 04:50:07 PM  
www.saynotocankles.com
/looking forward to "go be fat somewhere else" month

 
ShaggyS3284 2009-07-03 04:51:40 PM  
kurtatdisney.files.wordpress.com

 
ChefRobbin 2009-07-03 04:52:00 PM  
That's why I like Planet Fitness SO much better!!!

 
Speedbts alt 2009-07-03 04:52:50 PM  
Quantum Apostrophe: Can you really work those away? Isn't it a genetic thing, like how black women have no calves at all?

If one uses up more calories then they take in, their body will then begin burning fat for the energy it needs. Eventually, cankles will cease to exist

 
nuclear_asshat 2009-07-03 04:55:14 PM  
Cankle's are aren't the problem. Yesterday I saw a couple that both looked like tire sized buttered biscuits stacked on top of each other.

Unfortunately, no one that fat is going to take one step into a Gold's Gym. I think once you are to that point, the fear of ridicule or the stares keep you in the house and on the couch.

Despite the incredible time required, I think the Biggest Loser model helps. They get them burning 6K calories per day with about a 1500K diet, so they lose 6-8 lbs. per week. If you are that fat, take vacation and necessary leave and get your health on track.

 
kxs401 2009-07-03 04:55:31 PM  
Speedbts alt: Quantum Apostrophe: Can you really work those away? Isn't it a genetic thing, like how black women have no calves at all?

If one uses up more calories then they take in, their body will then begin burning fat for the energy it needs. Eventually, cankles will cease to exist




I have overweight female friends who have lovely slim ankles. I, on the other hand, will always have cankles. I had them when I weighed 100 pounds less than I do now. I've simply resigned myself to the fact that I can never wear capri pants or ankle-strap shoes.

 
pugsleythegreat 2009-07-03 04:55:55 PM  
Speedbts alt


Thanks for being the first obligatory "burn more calories than you eat" guy.

/ok we're right on course for a standard FARK fatty thread.
//all systems go!

 
eraser8 2009-07-03 05:00:38 PM  
Quantum Apostrophe: Can you really work those away? Isn't it a genetic thing, like how black women have no calves at all?

Just looking at a pic of one of my favorite black women. Her calves look pretty normal to me.

1.bp.blogspot.com
/hot

 
Dr. Poison 2009-07-03 05:01:32 PM  
I'm calling it "Steroid Stumpy Dick Month".

 
eraser8 2009-07-03 05:03:32 PM  
kxs401: I've simply resigned myself to the fact that I can never wear capri pants or ankle-strap shoes.

If you want to wear capri parts or ankle-strap shoes, you ought to do it. Why limit yourself because of what other people think?

If they don't think you should be wearing these things, so what? Fark them.

 
Fark_Guy_Rob 2009-07-03 05:05:55 PM  
The vast majority of people with Cankles are just fat. They developed them because their legs got fat.

I've never seen a lean person with a cankle. I'm sure people are going to post in this thread saying, 'I'm not fat and I've got cankles!' and I'm going to assume they are fat unless I see pics.

People do store fat differently....certainly some chubby girls have cankles while their much fatter friend doesn't....but if the first girl were skinny and not chubby she wouldn't have them either.

 
TheRedMonkey 2009-07-03 05:07:23 PM  
My favorite is not the cankle but when someone gets so fat they look like a living Cabbage Patch kid.

 
No Such Agency 2009-07-03 05:07:52 PM  
nuclear_asshat:
Cankle's are aren't the problem. Yesterday I saw a couple that both looked like tire sized buttered biscuits stacked on top of each other.

Unfortunately, no one that fat is going to take one step into a Gold's Gym. I think once you are to that point, the fear of ridicule or the stares keep you in the house and on the couch.


THIS IS SO. And the more douchebaggy ad campaigns like this that go out there, the less likely the very fat will be to go to the gym, or exercise at all. It's bizarre, I know, but the same people who say "those fat farks should get off the couch and exercise" are the ones who go to the gym and then stand around laughing at the people who are overweight.

 
tartie_pants 2009-07-03 05:11:17 PM  
No Such Agency: nuclear_asshat:
Cankle's are aren't the problem. Yesterday I saw a couple that both looked like tire sized buttered biscuits stacked on top of each other.

Unfortunately, no one that fat is going to take one step into a Gold's Gym. I think once you are to that point, the fear of ridicule or the stares keep you in the house and on the couch.

THIS IS SO. And the more douchebaggy ad campaigns like this that go out there, the less likely the very fat will be to go to the gym, or exercise at all. It's bizarre, I know, but the same people who say "those fat farks should get off the couch and exercise" are the ones who go to the gym and then stand around laughing at the people who are overweight.


this is why I love the Y great equipment, all types of bodies and ages... never any crap

 
dead_dangler [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-03 05:12:05 PM  
No Such Agency: nuclear_asshat:
Cankle's are aren't the problem. Yesterday I saw a couple that both looked like tire sized buttered biscuits stacked on top of each other.

Unfortunately, no one that fat is going to take one step into a Gold's Gym. I think once you are to that point, the fear of ridicule or the stares keep you in the house and on the couch.

THIS IS SO. And the more douchebaggy ad campaigns like this that go out there, the less likely the very fat will be to go to the gym, or exercise at all. It's bizarre, I know, but the same people who say "those fat farks should get off the couch and exercise" are the ones who go to the gym and then stand around laughing at the people who are overweight.


All the more reason for them to lose weight!

 
TheRedMonkey 2009-07-03 05:12:38 PM  
tartie_pants: this is why I love the Y great equipment, all types of bodies and ages... never any crap

Depends on the Y. I one I worked at during high school had old equipment and a horribly inadequate gym.

 
ltdanman44 2009-07-03 05:15:57 PM  
I have a question (new window)

 
Shazam999 2009-07-03 05:16:08 PM  
No Such Agency: nuclear_asshat:
Cankle's are aren't the problem. Yesterday I saw a couple that both looked like tire sized buttered biscuits stacked on top of each other.

Unfortunately, no one that fat is going to take one step into a Gold's Gym. I think once you are to that point, the fear of ridicule or the stares keep you in the house and on the couch.

THIS IS SO. And the more douchebaggy ad campaigns like this that go out there, the less likely the very fat will be to go to the gym, or exercise at all. It's bizarre, I know, but the same people who say "those fat farks should get off the couch and exercise" are the ones who go to the gym and then stand around laughing at the people who are overweight.


The Gold's Gym near me was a very friendly place. Had a two year membership there. Used it a lot. Lots of unfit people. Lots of smoking hot babes as well, though.

 
pugsleythegreat 2009-07-03 05:18:51 PM  
I dunno, theres this guy at my gym no older than myself (24) and he's a goddamn planet, but he said something kinda inspiring to me. He said

"Well, I didn't turn into a fatty overnight, and I'm sure not going to be supermodel overnight either, so I just keep at it and I really don't give a damn if people stare, hell, I'm a fat guy. get over it. Besides, I'm just in it for the biatches at the end of the road"

Now we're gym buddies, and he's one of the nicest dudes I've ever had the pleasure of meeting.

I figure if more fatties had this sort of attitude, they could easily make the change. (and score some tail)

 
The Icelander [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 05:19:17 PM  
tartie_pants: this is why I love the Y great equipment, all types of bodies and ages... never any crap

Our local Y offers free child care when you work out if you get the family membership. That, plus the fact that there's a pool and it will be about two blocks away, makes it twice as likely that I'd actually work out.

\two times zero is still zero

 
pugsleythegreat 2009-07-03 05:20:18 PM  
if there was a government run fatty camp where you could go for 2-3 months and get fit then sign up for the military, I'd totally do it.

/would be in the USN right now if they would take me as-is.

 
The Icelander [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 05:21:47 PM  
pugsleythegreat: I figure if more fatties had this sort of attitude, they could easily make the change. (and score some tail)

Eventually the population gets to a point where most people are fat, so one's weight doesn't factor into whether they can get laid.

 
moothemagiccow 2009-07-03 05:22:35 PM  
So there's this book about news organizations and advertisements and bullshiat..
I can't seem to recall whom it's by..

 
moothemagiccow 2009-07-03 05:23:48 PM  
eraser8: Quantum Apostrophe: Can you really work those away? Isn't it a genetic thing, like how black women have no calves at all?

Just looking at a pic of one of my favorite black women. Her calves look pretty normal to me.


/hot


that's the whitest black person I've ever seen, unless you count Charlize Theron being African

 
Quantum Apostrophe 2009-07-03 05:23:54 PM  
eraser8: Quantum Apostrophe: Can you really work those away? Isn't it a genetic thing, like how black women have no calves at all?

Just looking at a pic of one of my favorite black women. Her calves look pretty normal to me.


She ain't black.

nuclear_asshat: Cankle's are aren't the problem.

You're right, apostrophe pluralizing is the problem.

 
eraser8 2009-07-03 05:25:22 PM  
pugsleythegreat: I figure if more fatties had this sort of attitude, they could easily make the change.

Amen, brother.

I get tired of fat people putting themselves down and cutting themselves off from the rest of the world because they're afraid of being laughed at.

Have a little pride in yourselves, fatties. Get out of the house. Don't let the snickers (no pun intended) of strangers keep you from doing what you want to do.

/not fat
//but would join the NAAFP as a sympathy member

 
eraser8 2009-07-03 05:27:46 PM  
moothemagiccow: that's the whitest black person I've ever seen

Seriously? You must be sheltered.

Quantum Apostrophe: She ain't black.

I think she would disagree with you.

tnation.tmuscle.com
/the one on the left
//hot

 
Wasted Pixels 2009-07-03 05:41:30 PM  
eraser8: I think she would disagree with you.

She look like an Italian with a tan.

 
Kareeshus 2009-07-03 05:47:11 PM  
Once my mom lost a ton of weight and totally lost her cankles. She even had to buy a new wardrobe of shoes because all of her old ones were too big in the cankle region. Her feet in her old shoes were like a hotdog in a hallway.

 
Architecture Of Aggression 2009-07-03 05:47:18 PM  
TheRedMonkey: My favorite is not the cankle but when someone gets so fat they look like a living Cabbage Patch kid

scrapetv.com

 
phenn 2009-07-03 05:47:28 PM  
TheRedMonkey: My favorite is not the cankle but when someone gets so fat they look like a living Cabbage Patch kid.

I like the expression 'gunt'.

 
spartywrx 2009-07-03 06:00:12 PM  
Ha, this is freaking awesome.

Whomever in Gold's PR department came up with this, deserves a case of microbrew and a raise.

 
eraser8 2009-07-03 06:02:34 PM  
Wasted Pixels: She look like an Italian with a tan.

216.77.188.54

Her ass begs to differ.

 
Neuticle 2009-07-03 06:05:58 PM  
moothemagiccow: eraser8: Quantum Apostrophe: Can you really work those away? Isn't it a genetic thing, like how black women have no calves at all?

Just looking at a pic of one of my favorite black women. Her calves look pretty normal to me.
/hot

that's the whitest black person I've ever seen, unless you count Charlize Theron being African


Americans label anyone with even a drop of black blood "African-American" or "black". Look at Tiger Woods, he's like 1/2 Asian, 1/4 African, 1/8 European and 1/8 Native American, but do we call him Asian? No, he's "black", even though it's not even close to being his dominant heritage.

I spent 2 years living and teaching in Tanzania: one topic that came up frequently was "blacks" in America. I put that in quotes because they were honestly confused about it. Let's just say that the kid in my class who was called "whitey" was still twice as dark as 80% of African-Americans (a term which also confused them, since there isn't really anything African about the culture.)

And Charlize Theron is as African as anyone can be. Zimbabwe and South Africa also came up in these conversations, and while many people were angry at how well-off white Africans were, they were still considered Africans, by nature of many, many generations of inhabitance. The people who call them "European colonists" and want to strip them of citizenship and deport them are looked down upon as racist fools from my experience.

 
eraser8 2009-07-03 06:10:14 PM  
Neuticle: Americans label anyone with even a drop of black blood "African-American" or "black".

While that's true, it doesn't really have much to do with Stacey. According to Wiki:
Dash was born in The Bronx, New York. She is of African American, Aztec, and West Indian descent with "clear green eyes". Her brother is Darien Dash, the CEO of DME Interactive Holdings and her cousin is Damon Dash, the former CEO and co-founder of Roc-A-Fella Records.
She isn't called black just because she's got "a drop" of black blood in her.

 
TheRedMonkey 2009-07-03 06:12:04 PM  
phenn: TheRedMonkey: My favorite is not the cankle but when someone gets so fat they look like a living Cabbage Patch kid.

I like the expression 'gunt'.


FUPA is also nice,

/Fat Upper P***y Area.

 
Lou Cypher 2009-07-03 06:12:51 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com

Honorary spokeswoman

 
TheRedMonkey 2009-07-03 06:13:42 PM  
eraser8: She isn't called black just because she's got "a drop" of black blood in her.

But does she have a little white in her?

If not I would like to put it there.

 
eraser8 2009-07-03 06:15:32 PM  
TheRedMonkey: If not I would like to put it there.

Wait your turn, buddy.

 
Wasted Pixels 2009-07-03 06:38:22 PM  
eraser8: Her ass begs to differ.

It's nice that you have a crush and all, but this...

www.palzoo.net

...is not a typical black woman.

/link is hot
//like her
///you know she's only half black, right?

 
shotglasss 2009-07-03 06:39:27 PM  
Lou Cypher: Honorary spokeswoman

Came here for the Hillary Clinton reference.

Leaving happy.

 
wldncrzy14 2009-07-03 06:39:53 PM  
eraser8
I still can't believe she was like 28 or 29 in Clueless.

 
wldncrzy14 2009-07-03 06:42:06 PM  
Beckinsale
media.onsugar.com

 
eraser8 2009-07-03 06:49:16 PM  
Wasted Pixels: It's nice that you have a crush and all, but this is not a typical black woman.

How do you define "typical black woman"?

I've found that there is no such thing as a typical black woman. Or a typical white woman. Or a typical Asian woman. There is a great, great deal of variation in all of these racial groups. But, then again, I'm not particularly race conscious. So I don't blind myself to the women in any one group on account of some preconception of how attractive they are.

And, yes, I do have a crush.

 
eraser8 2009-07-03 06:51:20 PM  
wldncrzy14: I still can't believe she was like 28 or 29 in Clueless.

She's aged really, really well.

I don't know why I like her so much...but, I do. She's beautiful, of course. Still, that doesn't quite account for it. There's just something about her that I find super attractive.

 
Wasted Pixels 2009-07-03 07:05:48 PM  
eraser8: How do you define "typical black woman"?

A typical black woman would probably have at least one ethnic feature. Presenting a girl with a thin nose, straight hair, small lips, gray eyes, and a obvious disposition to sunburns as the paragon of ebony beauty doesn't really seem fair to black girls.

 
castufari 2009-07-03 07:08:45 PM  
I work with a few folks with cankles. Not just thick ankles but tree trunks like the folks portrayed in Wall-E. Sadly they don't do anything to combat. 2 are growing like stars about to go supernova, it's scary. The landlord has already mentioned putting a reinforced toilet in for them. 1 of them has grown so out of shape she parks in front of a fire plug because it's as close as she can get to the building. I swear, it's pretty f*cking sad to see someone walk up the handicapped ramp and have to stop 30' up to take a breather.

 
fendrluvr 2009-07-03 07:09:04 PM  
All the fatty hate has been smothered by jungle fever.


/what?

 
eraser8 2009-07-03 07:21:30 PM  
Wasted Pixels: A typical black woman would probably have at least one ethnic feature.

The problem is you seem to be hung up on caricatures of what black women look like. You seem to have this image in your mind of the "typical" black woman...and when a black woman who doesn't fit into your prejudice is pointed out to you, you rely on a variation of the No True Scotsman fallacy to rescue your preconceptions. At least, that's what it looks like.

No sighted person who has seen her in real life has ever mistaken her for anything other than a black woman. She is actually not even particularly light-skinned (although you wouldn't know that from the image you chose). I haven't seen pictures of them together, but I'd guess she's actually darker than Barack Obama.

And, for the record, I wasn't presenting Stacey as a "paragon of ebony beauty." I was presenting her as a paragon of beauty, period. The fact that she happens to be a black girl is really irrelevant...except to the boneheaded comment that black women don't have calves at all.

 
fromafar 2009-07-03 07:22:06 PM  
Isn't that cabbage patch the same kid as in the MacDonald's picture we always see here (with him pointing at something on the table)?

Oh, and women are inherently more likely to have swollen ankles, especially in the summer, even if they are NOT fat, for unknown reasons. I'm thinking no amount of Gold's Gym would alleviate that.

 
Caulfield 2009-07-03 07:24:12 PM  
pugsleythegreat: I dunno, theres this guy at my gym no older than myself (24) and he's a goddamn planet, but he said something kinda inspiring to me. He said

"Well, I didn't turn into a fatty overnight, and I'm sure not going to be supermodel overnight either, so I just keep at it and I really don't give a damn if people stare, hell, I'm a fat guy. get over it. Besides, I'm just in it for the biatches at the end of the road"


That was where I was three years ago.

 
The_Patriot 2009-07-03 07:26:01 PM  
for the love of little black baby Jesus,can we get a pic of a REAL black woman up in here?

3.bp.blogspot.com

 
No Such Agency 2009-07-03 07:28:37 PM  
castufari:
The landlord has already mentioned putting a reinforced toilet in for them.

Classic:

www.formerfatguy.com

 
HowAboutNo 2009-07-03 07:28:57 PM  
Lets just get these out of the way:

www.ratemyeverything.net

joshuajgreene.com

/oblig

 
Gravyguts 2009-07-03 07:34:17 PM  
The Icelander: pugsleythegreat: I figure if more fatties had this sort of attitude, they could easily make the change. (and score some tail)

Eventually the population gets to a point where most people are fat, so one's weight doesn't factor into whether they can get laid.


umm, yeah, I'd like to point out the fact that women (in general) are more shallow than a mud puddle when it comes to choosing who they are going to sleep with. Men, we are pigs, we will sleep with nearly anything that has a pulse. (ok pulse optional) Women on the other hand, no. Must fit a criteria they have in their mind, and if you dont meet even one of them, no chance, thanks for playing, go have a seat.

*sigh* ok here we go.
I am a fat ass. I know this, i accept this. ALL of the women ive met and talked to, afterward has told me I'm one of the nicest people they've ever met, that i know how to treat people and have the utmost respect for women. (oh man i can hear the 'pfft's at that one) but ive only slept with a handful out of the train station ive talked to. why? FAT ASS. pure and simple. they can sugar coat it all they want, but it all boils down to that. i am a fatty, so they dont take the plunge.

/rant over.
//let the flame war COMMENCE!
///pew pew pew

 
myalias1845 2009-07-03 07:36:44 PM  
eraser8: kxs401: I've simply resigned myself to the fact that I can never wear capri pants or ankle-strap shoes.

If you want to wear capri parts or ankle-strap shoes, you ought to do it. Why limit yourself because of what other people think?

If they don't think you should be wearing these things, so what? Fark them.


Some things just don't look good on certain figures and it's usually benefiting to know what looks best for your own particular figure. Less about what others think. More how you feel about yourself.

 
myalias1845 2009-07-03 07:38:00 PM  
Gravyguts: The Icelander: pugsleythegreat: I figure if more fatties had this sort of attitude, they could easily make the change. (and score some tail)

Eventually the population gets to a point where most people are fat, so one's weight doesn't factor into whether they can get laid.

umm, yeah, I'd like to point out the fact that women (in general) are more shallow than a mud puddle when it comes to choosing who they are going to sleep with. Men, we are pigs, we will sleep with nearly anything that has a pulse. (ok pulse optional) Women on the other hand, no. Must fit a criteria they have in their mind, and if you dont meet even one of them, no chance, thanks for playing, go have a seat.

*sigh* ok here we go.
I am a fat ass. I know this, i accept this. ALL of the women ive met and talked to, afterward has told me I'm one of the nicest people they've ever met, that i know how to treat people and have the utmost respect for women. (oh man i can hear the 'pfft's at that one) but ive only slept with a handful out of the train station ive talked to. why? FAT ASS. pure and simple. they can sugar coat it all they want, but it all boils down to that. i am a fatty, so they dont take the plunge.

/rant over.
//let the flame war COMMENCE!
///pew pew pew


So find another fatass and stop your biatching.

 
fendrluvr 2009-07-03 07:38:23 PM  
Gravyguts: The Icelander: pugsleythegreat: I figure if more fatties had this sort of attitude, they could easily make the change. (and score some tail)

Eventually the population gets to a point where most people are fat, so one's weight doesn't factor into whether they can get laid.

umm, yeah, I'd like to point out the fact that women (in general) are more shallow than a mud puddle when it comes to choosing who they are going to sleep with. Men, we are pigs, we will sleep with nearly anything that has a pulse. (ok pulse optional) Women on the other hand, no. Must fit a criteria they have in their mind, and if you dont meet even one of them, no chance, thanks for playing, go have a seat.

*sigh* ok here we go.
I am a fat ass. I know this, i accept this. ALL of the women ive met and talked to, afterward has told me I'm one of the nicest people they've ever met, that i know how to treat people and have the utmost respect for women. (oh man i can hear the 'pfft's at that one) but ive only slept with a handful out of the train station ive talked to. why? FAT ASS. pure and simple. they can sugar coat it all they want, but it all boils down to that. i am a fatty, so they dont take the plunge.

/rant over.
//let the flame war COMMENCE!
///pew pew pew


Speak for yourself. I'm very picky about who I would sleep with. Which probably explains why I don't get laid very often. And also why all of my relationships are farked up and doomed for failure.

 
Gravyguts 2009-07-03 07:40:59 PM  
myalias1845, i dont want a fatty. i have the mind set i can pull the hotties just as much as the douchbags with hot chicks guys can.

/rant = null?

 
kxs401 2009-07-03 07:44:01 PM  
myalias1845: eraser8: kxs401: I've simply resigned myself to the fact that I can never wear capri pants or ankle-strap shoes.

If you want to wear capri parts or ankle-strap shoes, you ought to do it. Why limit yourself because of what other people think?

If they don't think you should be wearing these things, so what? Fark them.

Some things just don't look good on certain figures and it's usually benefiting to know what looks best for your own particular figure. Less about what others think. More how you feel about yourself.


Exactly. It's more about feeling good in clothes that are flattering.

 
Wasted Pixels 2009-07-03 07:44:39 PM  
eraser8: The problem is you seem to be hung up on caricatures of what black women look like.

It's good to know that my relatives, friends, and girlfriends past and present are all caricatures! It'd sure suck if we all had wide noses or dark skin, since obviously black women with white features are the hot ones.

Speaking as someone of mixed racial heritage, I don't think you realize how uncomfortable it makes people with ethnic features when you see people like Halle Berry, Rihanna, or, yes, Stacey Dash cited as "good looking blacks" when they obviously take after the other half of their racial makeup. That's not to say they aren't good looking, sure they are, but it isn't fair to hold them up as examples of what black girls do/should look like.

Also, thanks for calling me prejudiced.

 
myalias1845 2009-07-03 07:44:41 PM  
Gravyguts: myalias1845, i dont want a fatty. i have the mind set i can pull the hotties just as much as the douchbags with hot chicks guys can.

/rant = null?


Ok, then be a jerk. Girls appreciate "nice," but the jerks get laid.

 
Gravyguts 2009-07-03 07:45:59 PM  
myalias1845: Gravyguts: myalias1845, i dont want a fatty. i have the mind set i can pull the hotties just as much as the douchbags with hot chicks guys can.

/rant = null?

Ok, then be a jerk. Girls appreciate "nice," but the jerks get laid.


Touche sir.

 
myalias1845 2009-07-03 07:50:03 PM  
Gravyguts: myalias1845: Gravyguts: myalias1845, i dont want a fatty. i have the mind set i can pull the hotties just as much as the douchbags with hot chicks guys can.

/rant = null?

Ok, then be a jerk. Girls appreciate "nice," but the jerks get laid.

Touche sir.


I'm a hot girl currently dating a douchebag so good source ;)

 
Hoopy Frood 2009-07-03 07:55:45 PM  
Gold's Gym has named July "Cankle Awareness Month" notices people cut their most frivolous expenses first when the economy turns south

/sounds like they're about 34" too low

 
valencia 2009-07-03 08:01:34 PM  
Wasted Pixels: eraser8: The problem is you seem to be hung up on caricatures of what black women look like.

It's good to know that my relatives, friends, and girlfriends past and present are all caricatures! It'd sure suck if we all had wide noses or dark skin, since obviously black women with white features are the hot ones.

Speaking as someone of mixed racial heritage, I don't think you realize how uncomfortable it makes people with ethnic features when you see people like Halle Berry, Rihanna, or, yes, Stacey Dash cited as "good looking blacks" when they obviously take after the other half of their racial makeup. That's not to say they aren't good looking, sure they are, but it isn't fair to hold them up as examples of what black girls do/should look like.

Also, thanks for calling me prejudiced.


THIS. Goddammit every black female the media is obsessed with is only partially black but they are considered the attractive black women. They always have thin noses, nice hair or nice weaves, light skin, and are super model thin. I'm not black but I think black women are beautiful, not super tan white women.

 
Miss.UnderstoodRedhead [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 08:02:34 PM  
Gravyguts: myalias1845: Gravyguts: myalias1845, i dont want a fatty. i have the mind set i can pull the hotties just as much as the douchbags with hot chicks guys can.

/rant = null?

Ok, then be a jerk. Girls appreciate "nice," but the jerks get laid.

Touche sir.


Not to mention, a good dose of self-confidence helps too. Women can smell desperation from a mile away.

 
chickyraptor 2009-07-03 08:02:42 PM  
What is the worst aesthetic affliction facing America?

* Cankles
* Moobs
* Muffin top
* Saddle bags
* Chub rub
* Dimpled thighs
* Morons who poke holes in their faces and jam pieces of metal through them

 
myalias1845 2009-07-03 08:11:44 PM  
Miss.UnderstoodRedhead: Gravyguts: myalias1845: Gravyguts: myalias1845, i dont want a fatty. i have the mind set i can pull the hotties just as much as the douchbags with hot chicks guys can.

/rant = null?

Ok, then be a jerk. Girls appreciate "nice," but the jerks get laid.

Touche sir.

Not to mention, a good dose of self-confidence helps too. Women can smell desperation from a mile away.


Yes, definitely THIS. Confidence can take you anywhere. Fake it until you have it.

 
wldncrzy14 2009-07-03 08:16:08 PM  
chickyraptor: What is the worst aesthetic affliction facing America?

* Cankles
* Moobs
* Muffin top
* Saddle bags
* Chub rub
* Dimpled thighs

* Morons who poke holes in their faces and jam pieces of metal through them


* Kids on my lawn

 
eraser8 2009-07-03 08:53:08 PM  
Wasted Pixels: I don't think you realize how uncomfortable it makes people with ethnic features when you see people like Halle Berry, Rihanna, or, yes, Stacey Dash cited as "good looking blacks"

Except for the fact that I didn't refer to her as a "good looking black." I referred to her as a good looking woman. She just happens to be black. You really shouldn't read so much into it.

Wasted Pixels: it isn't fair to hold them up as examples of what black girls do/should look like.

You'd have a point if I were saying that. I didn't hold Stacey up as what black girls should look like. I, quite frankly, don't have a specific conception of what black girls "should" look like. There is wide variation and I don't prejudge what's a black look and what isn't.

Wasted Pixels: Also, thanks for calling me prejudiced.

I wasn't using the term in the sense of being racist, if that's what you were thinking. I used the term in the sense of having established preconceptions. Your claim that Stacey was not a "typical" black woman indicates that you have preconceptions about how a black woman "should" look. I don't.

 
Wasted Pixels 2009-07-03 08:57:48 PM  
eraser8: Stuff.

Incidentally, why is she a black woman and not a Native American woman?

 
FriarReb98 [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 09:25:37 PM  
Came for the Clinton-Family Guy reference. Veeeery impressed with the Stacey Dash pics.

Leaving oh so very satisfied.

 
eraser8 2009-07-03 09:27:32 PM  
Wasted Pixels: Incidentally, why is she a black woman and not a Native American woman?

Probably because she doesn't meet with your stringent criteria for what a "real" Native American woman looks like.

On the other hand, it might be because she self-identifies as a black woman and not as a Native American woman.

 
brynaldo 2009-07-03 09:38:26 PM  
l m a o


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fatties

 
castufari 2009-07-03 09:46:42 PM  
valencia: THIS. Goddammit every black female the media is obsessed with is only partially black but they are considered the attractive black women. They always have thin noses, nice hair or nice weaves, light skin, and are super model thin. I'm not black but I think black women are beautiful, not super tan white women.

One of the women I work with is Nigerian. She's black...probably the blackest woman I've ever met. Tall, thin, endless legs and just flat out freaking beautiful in an exotic way. Whenever I go to the office she's in I spend 1/2 my time looking at her.

I've seen pictures of Beyonce I think it was w/o makeup and airbrushing and he's not as light.

 
haddie 2009-07-03 09:56:19 PM  
i108.photobucket.com

 
defactor 2009-07-03 09:58:31 PM  
cdn.sheknows.com

Ill add to the ethnically mixed looks black pile

 
nuclear_asshat 2009-07-03 10:16:11 PM  
valencia: THIS. Goddammit every black female the media is obsessed with is only partially black but they are considered the attractive black women. They always have thin noses, nice hair or nice weaves, light skin, and are super model thin. I'm not black but I think black women are beautiful, not super tan white women.

This isn't unusual, and has been happening all the time. In India, many of the more fair skinned women are deemed more attractive, and that standard is promoted by Indians.

If you watch much about Muhammad Ali, he talked an incredible amount about how BLACK Joe Lewis was, and how he looked like a jungle ape. Things that would get you shot or ridiculed now.

I actually think its a very positive thing. People find beauty in mixed races first because it appeals to a wide range of preferences. You may find that someone like Tiger Woods appeals to Asians, Blacks, Whites, because there is something familiar in his features that look that appealing.

 
Lumi 2009-07-03 10:34:35 PM  
haddie: i108.photobucket.com

Ow. That looks painful.

A lot of cankle action looks like bad edema. And so does that pic.

 
myalias1845 2009-07-03 10:54:37 PM  
Lumi: haddie: i108.photobucket.com

Ow. That looks painful.

A lot of cankle action looks like bad edema. And so does that pic.


I don't think it's Cindarella.

 
Timdesuyo 2009-07-03 10:57:44 PM  
tartie_pants: No Such Agency: nuclear_asshat:
Cankle's are aren't the problem. Yesterday I saw a couple that both looked like tire sized buttered biscuits stacked on top of each other.

Unfortunately, no one that fat is going to take one step into a Gold's Gym. I think once you are to that point, the fear of ridicule or the stares keep you in the house and on the couch.

THIS IS SO. And the more douchebaggy ad campaigns like this that go out there, the less likely the very fat will be to go to the gym, or exercise at all. It's bizarre, I know, but the same people who say "those fat farks should get off the couch and exercise" are the ones who go to the gym and then stand around laughing at the people who are overweight.

this is why I love the Y great equipment, all types of bodies and ages... never any crap


This is the problem. "great equipment" = "I'm scared to left weights."

The more I learned about weight lifting, the less equipment I used. At the end (before I moved to a country where all the "equipment" is useless and not worth the crazy gym fees). I was only using free weights... like most of the people with the most noticeable results. Now I don't use any equipment (mostly my fitness training is running and yoga).

As a guy who took that step, you just gotta wade into the testosterone pit, and wait your turn at the squat rack, or grab the barbell when it's empty, or wait for your set of dumbbells, and not be intimidated by the giant hulks that use them. Most of those guys are really nice, and a wealth of information if you talk to them.

Learn about it. Take a class. Get off yer ass.

 
simpsonfan 2009-07-03 10:59:01 PM  
Ban capri pants. If you have cankles/lousy legs: wear pants.
Nice legs/no cankles: high heels, short dresses.

 
dead_dangler [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-03 11:25:00 PM  
chickyraptor: What is the worst aesthetic affliction facing America?

* Cankles
* Moobs
* Muffin top
* Saddle bags
* Chub rub
* Dimpled thighs
* Morons who poke holes in their faces and jam pieces of metal through them


Yes

 
Bagelox-99 2009-07-04 12:14:32 AM  
myalias1845: Miss.UnderstoodRedhead: Gravyguts: myalias1845: Gravyguts: myalias1845, i dont want a fatty. i have the mind set i can pull the hotties just as much as the douchbags with hot chicks guys can.

/rant = null?

Ok, then be a jerk. Girls appreciate "nice," but the jerks get laid.

Touche sir.

Not to mention, a good dose of self-confidence helps too. Women can smell desperation from a mile away.

Yes, definitely THIS. Confidence can take you anywhere. Fake it until you have it.


Just never, NEVER let your facade down. One little blink of uncertainty and women STRIKE. They're just WAITING.

 
Llois [TotalFark] 2009-07-04 12:17:24 AM  
Whoa, read through the thread and I'm amazed that you can turn a thread about cankles into a race war... pffft, get a freakin hobby!!

On a thread-related note, I knew a girl in school who had cankles and was quite slender and athletic. She was active in a couple of school-sponsored teams (soccer I think, and something else I can't remember... maybe tennis). She was by no means overweight, she just had weird-shaped legs. Cankles are not always teh chubby.

/has nicely formed ankles
//too bad about the massive belly

 
dweezil101 2009-07-04 12:28:53 AM  
fendrluvr: Where does the calf fat end, and the ankle fat begin? I don't know, that's the fun.

came for this!

 
handsomebob 2009-07-04 01:09:43 AM  
Dr. Poison: I'm calling it "Steroid Stumpy Dick Month".

I figured that this lie would come out like it does every thread remotely related to fitness. STEROIDS WILL MAKE YOUR PENIS MAYBE SLIGHTLY LARGER.

However, your balls will shrink to the size of raisins most likely... while you are on the juice. When you come off, your balls return to normal size.

/MYTH BUSTED

 
ubertwit 2009-07-04 01:32:22 AM  
"Just never, NEVER let your facade down. One little blink of uncertainty and women STRIKE. They're just WAITING."

haha. pussy speak.

 
That coward David Lopan 2009-07-04 02:28:01 AM  
kxs401 2009-07-03 04:55:31 PM

I have overweight female friends who have lovely slim ankles. I, on the other hand, will always have cankles. I had them when I weighed 100 pounds less than I do now. I've simply resigned myself to the fact that I can never wear capri pants or ankle-strap shoes.


You should throw up more

 
Gawdzila 2009-07-04 04:04:56 AM  
eraser8: wldncrzy14: I still can't believe she was like 28 or 29 in Clueless.

She's aged really, really well.

I don't know why I like her so much...but, I do. She's beautiful, of course. Still, that doesn't quite account for it. There's just something about her that I find super attractive.


I agree, and so do a lot of other people.
She won a hotness contest on a video game website (ign.com) last year that included people like Adriana Lima, Megan Fox, and Keely Hazell. I'm not saying she was definitely the hottest out of all of them, but in any given pairing she was in, it would be hard to say that she wasn't the more attractive of the two. She has a gorgeous face, amazing body, and just seems to have a great attitude.

 
Bagelox-99 2009-07-04 04:11:15 AM  
ubertwit: "Just never, NEVER let your facade down. One little blink of uncertainty and women STRIKE. They're just WAITING."

haha. pussy speak.


He thinks I'm serious.

 
TSE 2009-07-04 07:02:29 AM  
Former fat guy here. Some of the posts in this thread are a reminder of my life just a few years ago. I was 310 lbs and all of it was in my gut and jowls. I was desperate, I hadn't been with a woman in 4 years. It was obvious to most women and they always told me I was such a nice guy. So I decided to fake confidence until I actually had it, as someone else suggested. It worked within a week or two. Women like confidence and humor, yes they absolutely do. Inspired, I dropped 75 pounds over a 5 month period by eating very strictly (no fried anything not even a potato chip, minimal bread, no soda, etc) and getting lots of exercise (walking the block immediately after eating, for starters). By the time I got to about 250 (60 pounds down), I had actual confidence and the ladies were interested like crazy. The gut was gone and my face was different, no more fat cheeks.
It was almost like a porno daydream for a few months, until I backed off on the cockiness. I wasn't an outright asshole, but when one girl asked "did you miss me?" after I was away for the weekend and I said "Well, no. I don't know you well enough", she thanked me for being honest and proceeded to suck the proverbial chrome off of my trailer hitch.

Anyway, if you're a fat dude and you want to get some ladies in the sack...

 
Snakeophelia [TotalFark] 2009-07-04 07:49:20 AM  
Argh! Cankles! I am cursed with them.

Actually, I'm triply-cursed. I have big calves and ankle bones, small feet (so my ankles look bigger in comparison), and a tendency to store fat around my ankles. Vigorous exercise addresses only the last issue, so as my high school photos show, you can be a size 3 and still have cankles. My ankle bones are just massive.

I wear boots and tights all winter and wedge sandals all summer, and am thankful for maxidresses and my small waist.. Cankles really do make you feel self-conscious

 
MinnesotaJack 2009-07-04 09:23:06 AM  
1. get up one hour earlier every day
2. right away in the morning, before you eat breakfast drink a huge glass of water, and work out for 30-45 minutes
3. then eat breakfast and have lunch whatever you want 6 oz steak or any meat, potatoes, rice, whatever.
4. After noon, do not eat any bread, or junkfood / processed food, or pizza, or soda pop. But eat 6 oz of meat and reasonable amount of some healthy carbohydrate like oatmeal or rice. Eat a healthy, reasonable size meal (one helping -- in other owrds, half a resturaunt meal) -- every four hours.
5. Do not consume more than 100 grams of sugar a day.
6. go to bed two hours earlier than normal every day

pugsleythegreat: if there was a government run fatty camp where you could go for 2-3 months and get fit then sign up for the military, I'd totally do it.

/would be in the USN right now if they would take me as-is.

 
timmy_the_tooth [TotalFark] 2009-07-06 11:14:54 AM  
Wow, this thread went from Cankles to Crazy Racism in just 10 posts.

 
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