And about to give the ol' rusty trombone to a horse.

Adjective Bird Whiskey: And about to give the ol' rusty trombone to a horse.

She's giving SOMETHING to that horse.

THREE wolves?? I wonder where I can get a shirt like that...I'd get laid for SURE!

Beatle_Matt: THREE wolves?? I wonder where I can get a shirt like that...I'd get laid for SURE!

Have you not seen the Amazon Three Wolf Shirt??

Still more normal than a white black man in pajamas shuffling around underneath an umbrella.

thalassatx: Beatle_Matt: THREE wolves?? I wonder where I can get a shirt like that...I'd get laid for SURE!

Have you not seen the Amazon Three Wolf Shirt??

Well, yes! I guess my post didn't quite hit...

ToxicMunkee: Still more normal than a white black man in pajamas shuffling around underneath an umbrella.

"Normal" in the sense that Gretchen has two mommies and lives in Santa Fe, yes.

Wow she lives in Palmdale? So do I!!! I wonder if I could get a date...

Must... resist... sexy bulldyke...

With all due respect, they're the same crazy-ass world.

Behold the power of the Three Wolf Mood t-shirt.

(For those uninitiated, start reading the 1200 comments.)

Link (new window)

"thought that all of the reviews of this shirt were bogus about helping you get chicks (or guys), being able to play basketball better, or helping cure male pattern baldness. However, one of my buddies got one, and once he put it on with his white capris, I started finding myself strangely attracted to him. He also started regrowing hair and was offered a position on an NBA team (mind you he is only 5'1"). Unfortunately, as soon as he took off the shirt the offer was pulled."

Adjective Bird Whiskey: And about to give the ol' rusty trombone to a horse.

wut

Ok, can someone please explain the Three Wolf Shirt meme? Because I missed it the first time it happened and now feel left out...

Maybe she's wearing it as a joke, like other people who are in on the joke.

I was trying to figure out why I didn't know who Debbie Rowe was and feeling a little news shame until I found out who she is.

rocky_howard: Ok, can someone please explain the Three Wolf Shirt meme? Because I missed it the first time it happened and now feel left out...

See link a few posts ahead of yours. Read the comments for the product.

Hmmm. I wonder what would happen if I bought a FARK Headline T-Shirt that mentioned the Three Wolf Shirt.

When Worlds Collide is one of the greatest movies of all time.

Hi, I'm Debbie Rowe.

Before getting my three wolf moon t-shirt, I was simply a dermatologist assistant. After finding the shirt in the Walmart, my entire life changed. I wore the shirt to the office and then it happened. A superstar walked into the office, took one look at my glorious Three wolf moon t-shirt and asked me to be the father of his kids.

locustfajita: Wow she lives in Palmdale? So do I!!! I wonder if I could get a date...

Only if she wears the t-shirt.

locustfajita: Wow she lives in Palmdale? So do I!!! I wonder if I could get a date...

Resist the urge

/Why the hell do people live in Palmdale?

Robert1966: With all due respect, they're the same crazy-ass world.

*golf clap*

/bonus points for subtlety.

Walker: Maybe she's wearing it as a joke, like other people who are in on the joke.

Debbie Rowe's Three Wolf Shirt is a cool guy and doesn't afraid of anything.

Ahhh, it's the Tuscan Whole Milk of shirts.

Time Traveler: Palmdale = Rectum of the World!!

Lived there and agree.

theorellior: Ahhh, it's the Tuscan Whole Milk of shirts.

Or The Very Best of David Hasselhoff of shirts

/Hot Shot City is particularly good.

Enrico Pallazzo: /Why the hell do people live in Palmdale?

I don't know how the people stand it, but I guess they do.

/Sun Village to you...

A fat chick with her hand in a horse's ass....awwww fark you always know just what I want.

Nothing against Ms. Rowe or Michael Jackson, but they couldn't be greater polar opposites. I still find it hard to believe they were ever married.

Time Traveler: Palmdale = Rectum of the World!!

I live there, and I agree!

msannomalley: Or The Very Best of David Hasselhoff of shirts

Oh, if only there was a Three Hasselhoff shirt...

/German

mhd: Oh, if only there was a Three Hasselhoff shirt...

I hope this will suffice...



(link is hot)

Robert1966: With all due respect, they're the same crazy ass-world.



FTFY

She is pulling out all stops & summoning the mighty power of the Three Wolf Shirt to get her kids back from the Jacksons. I didn't think she was serious or even had a chance until I saw this pic. How can she lose w/ wardrobe like that?

did no one else grow up with rednecks? This shirt has been around for decades in roughly the same format

thalassatx: Adjective Bird Whiskey: And about to give the ol' rusty trombone to a horse.

She's giving SOMETHING to that horse.

Am I the only one who noticed that she should be wearing GLOVES.

Malachilenomade: thalassatx: Adjective Bird Whiskey: And about to give the ol' rusty trombone to a horse.

She's giving SOMETHING to that horse.

Am I the only one who noticed that she should be wearing GLOVES.

That's some Gorgor grade material there, that is.

WHO?

/You can take my Tuscan Whole Milk when you pry it from my cold supple but dead hands

Please don't make this Fairy Tale come true!!!!, June 4, 2009
By Three Little Pigs (Kalamazoo, MI United States) - See all my reviews
We are outraged and appalled that the makers of this logoed t-shirt would opt to adorn a t-shirt with something as dark and evil as the 3 wolves!

The wolf is our sworn enemy.. not only has he repeatedly attempted B & E with my brothers and me, he has destroyed my two brothers' houses with a lupine gale of wind, and tried to get into my specific residence through the chimney. It was only by the hair of our chinny chin chins that we narrowly escaped slow torture and certain death. Death that would have been committed slowly on a grill... With a full bottle of KC Masterpiece.

We are outraged and haunted by the images presented on this T-shirt. Now, my brothers and I will have to rejoin our Post Traumatic Syndrome therapy group.. I will have to shoot an email to Little Red Riding Hood about this, warning her about this horrific garment. It is truly a shame. She was making so much progress in her re-establishing her relationship w/ her Grandma.

Please reconsider the impact this shirt will have on the ovine community.

Sincerely, The Three Little Pigs

It cured my AIDS.

It was a crappy day until I half-heartedly deceided to read the showbiz pages. Wow has my demenor changed after reading this thread. I laughed so hard Deb Rowe may need to perform that technique on me. My favorite post was.

A fat chick with her hand in a horse's ass....awwww fark you always know just what I want.

Thank you Fark, and thank you three wolf moon t-shirt.