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(Jerusalem Post) Amusing "Is Facebook an Israeli plot to control the world?"   (jpost.com) divider line 98
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smooshie [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 01:59:03 PM  
Isn't everything an Israeli plot nowadays?

 
Bored Horde 2009-07-03 04:30:25 PM  
I bet the Israelis plotted the rain today

 
bunner [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 05:41:51 PM  
No.

 
olapbill 2009-07-03 05:42:32 PM  
Mo Ssad Likes this.

 
ArgusRun 2009-07-03 05:42:33 PM  
Nope. Facebook is an Illuminati plot. 4chan is the Israeli one.

 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 05:43:23 PM  
Sure, because there's no better way to run the world than by having a place for self-absorbed twenty-somethings to connect with 10,000 "friends" and post pictures of themselves binge drinking and running around in their underwear.

 
WTF Indeed 2009-07-03 05:44:00 PM  
wait I thought it was an all white gated community? Now its control by the jews?

 
Bill_Wick's_Friend 2009-07-03 05:44:03 PM  
Zombo.com is a Polish plot to control the world.

 
TheShavingofOccam123 [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 05:45:26 PM  
Is that the place where someone whose initial posting in a thread was

I am occupying this thread, now the anti-Zionist forces cannot say that they were here first.

As for white phosphorous shells, they are legal as long as they are not used against civilians.

ISM video? You mean the group who actually helps terrorists smuggle weapons and even commit terror attacks? Yeah, that's credible.


was allowed to filter "everything" about Iran into an initial post in every Iran thread?

Nah, I'm thinking of somewhere else.

 
illicit 2009-07-03 05:46:14 PM  
ArgusRun: Nope. Facebook is an Illuminati plot. 4chan is the Israeli one.

I thought Facebook was the Freemasons, and MySpace was the Illuminati.

 
almandot 2009-07-03 05:46:14 PM  
muahahahahahahaha

/jew
//working low-wage hourly
///can't wait til we get to cash in on all our jew plots

 
pandertome 2009-07-03 05:50:00 PM  
I don't know about you guys but I'm really sick of the Jews causing all these bugs on my computer, my love life to stink, and for my general dissatisfaction with numerous things. Why can't they just leave me alone?

/actually love life one is true
//fell for a Jewish girl
///</3

 
QU!RK1019 2009-07-03 05:52:24 PM  
bunner: No.

This.

Except for where you said "no," I would have said "yes."

 
Bagelox-99 2009-07-03 05:53:30 PM  
almandot: muahahahahahahaha

/jew
//working low-wage hourly
///can't wait til we get to cash in on all our jew plots


Have you read the memos? Since the Madoff thing siphoned away so much funds, payouts will now be limited to male residents of New York and New Jersey. And you have to send a notorized photo of your peen.

 
Truth-In-Advertising 2009-07-03 05:56:01 PM  
YES

 
SharkTrager 2009-07-03 05:56:57 PM  
Gyrfalcon: Sure, because there's no better way to run the world than by having a place for self-absorbed twenty-somethings to connect with 10,000 "friends" and post pictures of themselves binge drinking and running around in their underwear.

Nope. That would be MySpace.

Facebook is not great but it doesn't really have much in the way of underwear photos, and they actually have it set up so people who request whatever they determine are too many friends first lose the ability to send requests for a set period, and then are actually kicked off the site.

 
eraser8 2009-07-03 05:57:31 PM  
I thought Facebook was where white people went to escape the "digital ghetto" of MySpace.

I read that somewhere.

 
chipspastic 2009-07-03 05:59:46 PM  
Short answer: Yes, with an "if."
Long answer: No, with a "but."

 
Ghoulthulhu 2009-07-03 06:00:23 PM  
I read that headline as Israeli PILOT. Hehe, i thought to myself, "Well thats absurd, Facebook doesnt even have the eyesight for flight school."

 
XMark 2009-07-03 06:01:00 PM  
Everyone knows that the space lizards control facebook.

 
aar0on 2009-07-03 06:01:14 PM  
disbeliefnet.com

 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 06:01:16 PM  
illicit: ArgusRun: Nope. Facebook is an Illuminati plot. 4chan is the Israeli one.

I thought Facebook was the Freemasons, and MySpace was the Illuminati.


You're wrong. Facebook is a joint operation between a Nazi base in the moon and the Reptilian race of the Hollow Earth.

 
hip_replacement 2009-07-03 06:01:32 PM  
almandot: muahahahahahahaha

/jew
//working low-wage hourly
///can't wait til we get to cash in on all our jew plots


i think you meant jew plotz? if not, let me in on the scoop

/jew
//low-wage hourly

 
Neuticle 2009-07-03 06:02:31 PM  
SUMMON TATSUMA!

/in before Truthers

 
I_Fly_Planes 2009-07-03 06:03:27 PM  
poke

 
fendrluvr 2009-07-03 06:06:26 PM  
Just say no to Micespace and Facemeat.

 
mjjt [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 06:07:17 PM  
Hey - made for Fark - taking the piss instead of taking it seriously

 
preshrink 2009-07-03 06:08:15 PM  
I think if Facebook was really a dastardly plot, it wouldn't have filters and you'd be subjected to every random thought and endless navel-gazing commentary by your friends.

 
bignobody 2009-07-03 06:08:44 PM  
I_Fly_Planes: poke
poke 53280,0
poke 53281,0

 
Squidgilum 2009-07-03 06:09:58 PM  
Yes. Let's be afraid, be very afraid of what is nearly the teeniest tiniest country on the map.

Sheesh.

 
eraser8 2009-07-03 06:12:15 PM  
Squidgilum: Let's be afraid, be very afraid of what is nearly the teeniest tiniest country on the map.

People fear the Vatican. And how big is it? 11 feet by six?

 
gorgor 2009-07-03 06:16:05 PM  
Hi
http://tinyurl.com/mtr3wd
(copy and paste)

 
eraser8 2009-07-03 06:18:31 PM  
gorgor: Hi
http://tinyurl.com/mtr3wd
(copy and paste)


Will someone please write a firefox extension to either:

1) display gorgor's pics inline

or

2) turn gorgor's URLs into clickable links

If someone has already done this, please direct me to the appropriate plugin.

 
fanbladesaresharp 2009-07-03 06:19:12 PM  
Gyrfalcon: Sure, because there's no better way to run the world than by having a place for self-absorbed twenty-somethings to connect with 10,000 "friends" and post pictures of themselves binge drinking and running around in their underwear.

It helps filter through 600 job applications no one wanted a year ago.

 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 06:19:15 PM  
eraser8: Squidgilum: Let's be afraid, be very afraid of what is nearly the teeniest tiniest country on the map.

People fear the Vatican. And how big is it? 11 feet by six?


No, those are the cells in Pelican Bay where they keep La Eme and Aryan Brotherhood shotcallers who are also running the world.

 
myspamhere 2009-07-03 06:19:46 PM  
bignobody: I_Fly_Planes: poke
poke 53280,0
poke 53281,0


Your turning the screen and the font color black on a c-64?

 
genner 2009-07-03 06:20:03 PM  
Yes, next question.

 
fanbladesaresharp 2009-07-03 06:20:19 PM  
eraser8: gorgor: Hi
http://tinyurl.com/mtr3wd
(copy and paste)

Will someone please write a firefox extension to either:

1) display gorgor's pics inline

or

2) turn gorgor's URLs into clickable links

If someone has already done this, please direct me to the appropriate plugin.


#1 is never going to happen. Trust me.
#2 Cut and paste. It's that easy.

 
logruszed 2009-07-03 06:20:26 PM  
Gyrfalcon: Sure, because there's no better way to run the world than by having a place for self-absorbed twenty-somethings to connect with 10,000 "friends" and post pictures of themselves binge drinking and running around in their underwear.

That's MySpace. Facebook is where people go to find out which GI Joe they are or which famous dictator they could beat in a fight.

 
Kirby Muxloe 2009-07-03 06:22:47 PM  
eraser8: gorgor: Hi
http://tinyurl.com/mtr3wd
(copy and paste)


2) turn gorgor's URLs into clickable links

If someone has already done this, please direct me to the appropriate plugin.


Text Link (new window) works for me.

 
eraser8 2009-07-03 06:23:14 PM  
fanbladesaresharp: #2 Cut and paste. It's that easy.

Clicking is easier. Hence my question.

 
bignobody 2009-07-03 06:24:47 PM  
myspamhere: bignobody: I_Fly_Planes: poke
poke 53280,0
poke 53281,0

Your turning the screen and the font color black on a c-64?


Close - screen and border. The default light blue border and blue background was another Israeli plot to control the world.

 
Fano 2009-07-03 06:25:59 PM  
eraser8: gorgor: Hi
http://tinyurl.com/mtr3wd
(copy and paste)

Will someone please write a firefox extension to either:

1) display gorgor's pics inline

or

2) turn gorgor's URLs into clickable links

If someone has already done this, please direct me to the appropriate plugin.


Forbidden subject is forbidden

 
eraser8 2009-07-03 06:26:00 PM  
Kirby Muxloe: Text Link (new window) works for me.

Thanks! Now, disturbing pics are only a double-click away.

 
GoteamVenture 2009-07-03 06:27:56 PM  
its a plot to get 1 million dollars!

 
myspamhere 2009-07-03 06:28:05 PM  
bignobody: myspamhere: bignobody: I_Fly_Planes: poke
poke 53280,0
poke 53281,0

Your turning the screen and the font color black on a c-64?

Close - screen and border. The default light blue border and blue background was another Israeli plot to control the world.


Was going by memory, did not break out the old c-64 memory address book.

 
kjwulff 2009-07-03 06:28:38 PM  
bignobody: I_Fly_Planes: poke
poke 53280,0
poke 53281,0


Isn't that Commodore 64 Basic commands to turn the background and border black? Significance?

 
Kirby Muxloe 2009-07-03 06:29:07 PM  
Damn, I should have warned you.

Side effects of Text Link (especially here) may include:
- loss of appetite
- nausea
- temporary blindness
- sudden onset Tourettes Syndrome

 
Uncle Tractor 2009-07-03 06:33:28 PM  
The Jews melted my ice cream today.

Bastards.

 
bignobody 2009-07-03 06:34:49 PM  
kjwulff: bignobody: I_Fly_Planes: poke
poke 53280,0
poke 53281,0

Isn't that Commodore 64 Basic commands to turn the background and border black? Significance?


LDA #$00
STA $D020
STA $D021

There's the assembler version. Do you get the significance now?

 
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