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Gunderson 2009-07-03 06:36:18 PM  
Of course its an Israeli Plot, why do you think the number 1 application is Bejeweled?

 
myspamhere 2009-07-03 06:36:28 PM  
You know whats funny?
The stated goal of the catholic church is to bring all men to christ, or in other words, to take over the world
The stated goal of islam is to convert all people to islam, or in other words, take over the world
The stated goal of the nazis was to take over the world.

Why do all these groups accuse the Jews of trying to take over the world?

 
Playinodds 2009-07-03 06:37:16 PM  
myspamhere: You know whats funny?
The stated goal of the catholic church is to bring all men to christ, or in other words, to take over the world
The stated goal of islam is to convert all people to islam, or in other words, take over the world
The stated goal of the nazis was to take over the world.

Why do all these groups accuse the Jews of trying to take over the world?


because they see rich jews and they can't stand it.

 
Fano 2009-07-03 06:40:34 PM  
myspamhere: You know whats funny?
The stated goal of the catholic church is to bring all men to christ, or in other words, to take over the world
The stated goal of islam is to convert all people to islam, or in other words, take over the world
The stated goal of the nazis was to take over the world.

Why do all these groups accuse the Jews of trying to take over the world?


Thieves hate competition.

 
AnnoyingKidNextDoor 2009-07-03 06:41:25 PM  
almandot: muahahahahahahaha

/jew
//working low-wage hourly
///can't wait til we get to cash in on all our jew plots


almandot has taken the "What racial/relgious stereotype do you break?" quiz.

i.bnet.com

You break the "Jewish people make a lot of money" stereotype. Good luck getting into an MBA program not affiliated with the University of Phoenix pal!

about an hour ago Comment Like Go fark yourself

 
GaryPDX [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 06:49:31 PM  
Zulu trumps them all. It's run by aliens! Aliens want to control the world.

 
MemeSlave 2009-07-03 06:57:55 PM  
They are pretty wily you know.

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WTF Indeed 2009-07-03 07:01:22 PM  
Gunderson: Of course its an Israeli Plot, why do you think the number 1 application is Bejeweled?

Thats Racist! And frickin' hilarious!

 
Fano 2009-07-03 07:06:26 PM  
MemeSlave: They are pretty wily you know.

Aaaand this is the worst month to make a treaty with them. July.

 
Wayfarer's Freedom 2009-07-03 07:07:14 PM  
Facebook - CIA Profile Database

 
spill_thrill 2009-07-03 07:12:28 PM  
I thought it was a CIA data mining operation?

Make up your minds!

 
consciousNOT [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 07:18:07 PM  
I see why that article was rated 2.48 out of 5.

 
genner 2009-07-03 07:39:16 PM  
Neuticle:
/in before Truthers


We were hear long before you.
Don't buy into the lies.

 
AliasUndercover 2009-07-03 07:56:29 PM  
Sure, why not?

 
JonnyBGoode 2009-07-03 07:57:41 PM  
The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Facebook?

 
AliasUndercover 2009-07-03 07:59:20 PM  
Verboten gorgor ist verboten!

 
RodimusPrime 2009-07-03 08:00:03 PM  
Please. It's the reverse vampires.

 
GrizzlyAdamsRox 2009-07-03 08:04:49 PM  
Neuticle: SUMMON TATSUMA!

/in before Truthers


Don't think he'll be here it till tomorrow evening.

 
Vanilla Pudding 2009-07-03 08:09:46 PM  
I'm an Israeli plotting to control the world so I'm getting a kick out these replies...

/goes back to facebook to find more targets

 
Lonestar [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 08:12:56 PM  
Facebook isnt a jew plot to control the world, Tatsuma is.

 
NobleHam 2009-07-03 08:23:50 PM  
Yes. That's why they allow you to have Palestine as your country.

 
Somaticasual [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 09:06:42 PM  
No more than hulu..

 
Githerax 2009-07-03 09:07:10 PM  
bignobody: I_Fly_Planes: poke
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poke 53281,0


I remember this.

 
Jarhead_h 2009-07-03 10:13:01 PM  
No. But the CIA... er, In-Q-Tel would like to thank everyone making a joke out this so as to take the sting out of being caught:

Do you have Facebook?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMWz3G_gPhU

 
Jarhead_h 2009-07-03 10:16:22 PM  
Facebook exists specifically for every person to write up a dossier on themselves.

 
Sylvia_Bandersnatch 2009-07-03 10:33:53 PM  
It's amazing how much this reads like an annoyingly boring, overcharged, full-of-it F-book posting. Does he even know that he's a journalist?

 
loonatic112358 [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-03 10:53:09 PM  
AnnoyingKidNextDoor: almandot: muahahahahahahaha

/jew
//working low-wage hourly
///can't wait til we get to cash in on all our jew plots

almandot has taken the "What racial/relgious stereotype do you break?" quiz.



You break the "Jewish people make a lot of money" stereotype. Good luck getting into an MBA program not affiliated with the University of Phoenix pal!

about an hour ago Comment Like Go fark yourself


wait she's buckethead?

damn she can play the guitar

 
FeatheredSun 2009-07-03 11:01:39 PM  
You know why this isn't a serious Israeli or Mid East thread?

Tatsuma's not here. They only pay him to address real issues.


/Joking?
//A little bit, yeah.
///TFA was a pretty fun read.

 
inelegy 2009-07-03 11:04:34 PM  
Berqabook?

 
FarmRaisedWinglessQuailtard 2009-07-03 11:12:58 PM  
This thread needs more Fizzy Bubbly dancing!

img13.imageshack.us

 
clipperbox 2009-07-03 11:27:25 PM  
you know who else made a lot of jewish plots.

 
Dave and the Mission 2009-07-03 11:34:26 PM  
yes

 
Hollerin Charlie 2009-07-03 11:38:23 PM  
Tatsuma doesn't roll on Sha-Na-Na.
www.reallyvirtual.com

/linked hotter than a redheaded Jewish stripper

 
Voodoo_Stu 2009-07-03 11:41:55 PM  
GaryPDX: Zulu trumps them all. It's run by aliens! Aliens want to control the world.

Are you trolling in an attempt to get people to mention that Hulu is the alien plot? Or is that a typo? Or something else entirely?

/I can't tell these things anymore....

 
zedster [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 11:46:40 PM  
Sylvia_Bandersnatch: It's amazing how much this reads like an annoyingly boring, overcharged, full-of-it F-book posting. Does he even know that he's a journalist?

he's not a journalist

 
Fat and Nasty 86 [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-04 12:26:23 AM  
"Palestinian American." Guess what, there is no Palestine. If you live in America; you're American.

That's like buying a 3,000 sq ft house with an in ground pool and finished basement with a theater room and trying to get sympathy from people because you used to be homeless.

 
Sylvia_Bandersnatch 2009-07-04 12:33:35 AM  
zedster: Sylvia_Bandersnatch: It's amazing how much this reads like an annoyingly boring, overcharged, full-of-it F-book posting. Does he even know that he's a journalist?

he's not a journalist


Ah, that explains it then. It's getting harder to tell nowadays.

 
Black Testudo [TotalFark] 2009-07-04 01:24:22 AM  
Gyrfalcon: Sure, because there's no better way to run the world than by having a place for self-absorbed twenty-somethings to connect with 10,000 "friends" and post pictures of themselves binge drinking and running around in their underwear.

If they be female Link Please!

 
ambercat 2009-07-04 02:11:45 AM  
Little know fact: the Zionist Conspiracy actually IS the Zionist Conspiracy.

If the rest of the middle east stopped blaming the jews for everything and actually tried to examine their own faults and fix their problems they'd be about 5 million times more productive.

All the jews have to do is sit back and keep denying there is a conspiracy. The rest just runs itself.

 
numb3r5ev3n 2009-07-04 02:21:50 AM  
Hollerin Charlie: Tatsuma doesn't roll on Sha-Na-Na.


/linked hotter than a redheaded Jewish stripper


Link (new window)

/Second time I've posted this video today.
//I'm on a roll.

 
Neuticle 2009-07-04 03:01:13 AM  
GrizzlyAdamsRox: Neuticle: SUMMON TATSUMA!

/in before Truthers

Don't think he'll be here it till tomorrow evening.


Ah, I forgot he's several time-zones ahead of me.

Hollerin Charlie: Tatsuma doesn't roll on Sha-Na-Na.

/linked hotter than a redheaded Jewish stripper


That picture is so full of win, do you have any idea when and where it came from?

 
yesanded 2009-07-04 03:58:46 AM  
That may have been the most unreadable, pointless piece of drivel ever committed to font.

 
notnotdave 2009-07-04 04:52:16 AM  
Jews control all media. The internet is part of the media. Facebook is on the internet. Therefore, Facebook is an Israeli plot to control the world. Or as they call it in Jewish, Feh-cebook.

 
Bagelox-99 2009-07-04 05:01:51 AM  
It's worse than that. Jews control all ideas. Have you ever noticed that when someone has an idea, a lot of the time it's a Jew? We better just stop thinking entirely, if only so we know who's not a Jew.

 
zxcasd1 2009-07-04 10:07:11 AM  
pandertome: //fell for a Jewish girl
///</3


Yeah, that's pretty much correct... (did too for a while).
Kowabunga.

 
zxcasd1 2009-07-04 10:10:37 AM  
myspamhere: bignobody: I_Fly_Planes: poke
poke 53280,0
poke 53281,0

Your turning the screen and the font color black on a c-64?


Ahh, I went in The Other Direction back in those days...

poke 65495,0
poke 65497,0

Do that second one scheduled to run after-hours in Radio Shack and half the time it would burn out before they got back in in the morning.

Good times...

 
lordaction 2009-07-04 12:58:20 PM  
Facebook, Hollywood, Radio, Newspapers, ACLU, Feminism, Civl Rights, etc.

The list goes on and on.

 
FootInMouthDisease 2009-07-04 06:51:14 PM  
Neuticle SUMMON [bloviating disingenuous douchebag]!

Now why would you go and ruin a thread like that?

 
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