Isn't everything an Israeli plot nowadays?

I bet the Israelis plotted the rain today

No.

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Nope. Facebook is an Illuminati plot. 4chan is the Israeli one.

Sure, because there's no better way to run the world than by having a place for self-absorbed twenty-somethings to connect with 10,000 "friends" and post pictures of themselves binge drinking and running around in their underwear.

wait I thought it was an all white gated community? Now its control by the jews?

Zombo.com is a Polish plot to control the world.

Is that the place where someone whose initial posting in a thread was

I am occupying this thread, now the anti-Zionist forces cannot say that they were here first.

As for white phosphorous shells, they are legal as long as they are not used against civilians.

ISM video? You mean the group who actually helps terrorists smuggle weapons and even commit terror attacks? Yeah, that's credible.

was allowed to filter "everything" about Iran into an initial post in every Iran thread?

Nah, I'm thinking of somewhere else.

ArgusRun: Nope. Facebook is an Illuminati plot. 4chan is the Israeli one.

I thought Facebook was the Freemasons, and MySpace was the Illuminati.

muahahahahahahaha

/jew
//working low-wage hourly
///can't wait til we get to cash in on all our jew plots

I don't know about you guys but I'm really sick of the Jews causing all these bugs on my computer, my love life to stink, and for my general dissatisfaction with numerous things. Why can't they just leave me alone?

/actually love life one is true
//fell for a Jewish girl
///</3

bunner: No.

This.

Except for where you said "no," I would have said "yes."

almandot: muahahahahahahaha

/jew
//working low-wage hourly
///can't wait til we get to cash in on all our jew plots

Have you read the memos? Since the Madoff thing siphoned away so much funds, payouts will now be limited to male residents of New York and New Jersey. And you have to send a notorized photo of your peen.

Gyrfalcon: Sure, because there's no better way to run the world than by having a place for self-absorbed twenty-somethings to connect with 10,000 "friends" and post pictures of themselves binge drinking and running around in their underwear.

Nope. That would be MySpace.

Facebook is not great but it doesn't really have much in the way of underwear photos, and they actually have it set up so people who request whatever they determine are too many friends first lose the ability to send requests for a set period, and then are actually kicked off the site.

I thought Facebook was where white people went to escape the "digital ghetto" of MySpace.

I read that somewhere.

Short answer: Yes, with an "if."
Long answer: No, with a "but."

I read that headline as Israeli PILOT. Hehe, i thought to myself, "Well thats absurd, Facebook doesnt even have the eyesight for flight school."

Everyone knows that the space lizards control facebook.

illicit: ArgusRun: Nope. Facebook is an Illuminati plot. 4chan is the Israeli one.

I thought Facebook was the Freemasons, and MySpace was the Illuminati.

You're wrong. Facebook is a joint operation between a Nazi base in the moon and the Reptilian race of the Hollow Earth.

almandot: muahahahahahahaha

/jew
//working low-wage hourly
///can't wait til we get to cash in on all our jew plots

i think you meant jew plotz? if not, let me in on the scoop

/jew
//low-wage hourly

SUMMON TATSUMA!

/in before Truthers

poke

Just say no to Micespace and Facemeat.

Hey - made for Fark - taking the piss instead of taking it seriously

I think if Facebook was really a dastardly plot, it wouldn't have filters and you'd be subjected to every random thought and endless navel-gazing commentary by your friends.

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Yes. Let's be afraid, be very afraid of what is nearly the teeniest tiniest country on the map.

Sheesh.

Squidgilum: Let's be afraid, be very afraid of what is nearly the teeniest tiniest country on the map.

People fear the Vatican. And how big is it? 11 feet by six?

Hi
http://tinyurl.com/mtr3wd
(copy and paste)

gorgor: Hi
http://tinyurl.com/mtr3wd
(copy and paste)

Will someone please write a firefox extension to either:

1) display gorgor's pics inline

or

2) turn gorgor's URLs into clickable links

If someone has already done this, please direct me to the appropriate plugin.

Gyrfalcon: Sure, because there's no better way to run the world than by having a place for self-absorbed twenty-somethings to connect with 10,000 "friends" and post pictures of themselves binge drinking and running around in their underwear.

It helps filter through 600 job applications no one wanted a year ago.

eraser8: Squidgilum: Let's be afraid, be very afraid of what is nearly the teeniest tiniest country on the map.

People fear the Vatican. And how big is it? 11 feet by six?

No, those are the cells in Pelican Bay where they keep La Eme and Aryan Brotherhood shotcallers who are also running the world.

bignobody: I_Fly_Planes: poke
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Your turning the screen and the font color black on a c-64?

Yes, next question.

eraser8: gorgor: Hi
http://tinyurl.com/mtr3wd
(copy and paste)

Will someone please write a firefox extension to either:

1) display gorgor's pics inline

or

2) turn gorgor's URLs into clickable links

If someone has already done this, please direct me to the appropriate plugin.

#1 is never going to happen. Trust me.
#2 Cut and paste. It's that easy.

Gyrfalcon: Sure, because there's no better way to run the world than by having a place for self-absorbed twenty-somethings to connect with 10,000 "friends" and post pictures of themselves binge drinking and running around in their underwear.

That's MySpace. Facebook is where people go to find out which GI Joe they are or which famous dictator they could beat in a fight.

eraser8: gorgor: Hi
http://tinyurl.com/mtr3wd
(copy and paste)


2) turn gorgor's URLs into clickable links

If someone has already done this, please direct me to the appropriate plugin.

Text Link (new window) works for me.

fanbladesaresharp: #2 Cut and paste. It's that easy.

Clicking is easier. Hence my question.

myspamhere: bignobody: I_Fly_Planes: poke
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Your turning the screen and the font color black on a c-64?

Close - screen and border. The default light blue border and blue background was another Israeli plot to control the world.

eraser8: gorgor: Hi
http://tinyurl.com/mtr3wd
(copy and paste)

Will someone please write a firefox extension to either:

1) display gorgor's pics inline

or

2) turn gorgor's URLs into clickable links

If someone has already done this, please direct me to the appropriate plugin.

Forbidden subject is forbidden

Kirby Muxloe: Text Link (new window) works for me.

Thanks! Now, disturbing pics are only a double-click away.

its a plot to get 1 million dollars!

bignobody: myspamhere: bignobody: I_Fly_Planes: poke
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Your turning the screen and the font color black on a c-64?

Close - screen and border. The default light blue border and blue background was another Israeli plot to control the world.

Was going by memory, did not break out the old c-64 memory address book.

bignobody: I_Fly_Planes: poke
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Isn't that Commodore 64 Basic commands to turn the background and border black? Significance?

Damn, I should have warned you.

Side effects of Text Link (especially here) may include:
- loss of appetite
- nausea
- temporary blindness
- sudden onset Tourettes Syndrome

The Jews melted my ice cream today.

Bastards.

kjwulff: bignobody: I_Fly_Planes: poke
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Isn't that Commodore 64 Basic commands to turn the background and border black? Significance?

LDA #$00
STA $D020
STA $D021

There's the assembler version. Do you get the significance now?

Of course its an Israeli Plot, why do you think the number 1 application is Bejeweled?

You know whats funny?
The stated goal of the catholic church is to bring all men to christ, or in other words, to take over the world
The stated goal of islam is to convert all people to islam, or in other words, take over the world
The stated goal of the nazis was to take over the world.

Why do all these groups accuse the Jews of trying to take over the world?

myspamhere: You know whats funny?
The stated goal of the catholic church is to bring all men to christ, or in other words, to take over the world
The stated goal of islam is to convert all people to islam, or in other words, take over the world
The stated goal of the nazis was to take over the world.

Why do all these groups accuse the Jews of trying to take over the world?

because they see rich jews and they can't stand it.

myspamhere: You know whats funny?
The stated goal of the catholic church is to bring all men to christ, or in other words, to take over the world
The stated goal of islam is to convert all people to islam, or in other words, take over the world
The stated goal of the nazis was to take over the world.

Why do all these groups accuse the Jews of trying to take over the world?

Thieves hate competition.

almandot: muahahahahahahaha

/jew
//working low-wage hourly
///can't wait til we get to cash in on all our jew plots

almandot has taken the "What racial/relgious stereotype do you break?" quiz.



You break the "Jewish people make a lot of money" stereotype. Good luck getting into an MBA program not affiliated with the University of Phoenix pal!

about an hour ago Comment Like Go fark yourself

Zulu trumps them all. It's run by aliens! Aliens want to control the world.

They are pretty wily you know.

Gunderson: Of course its an Israeli Plot, why do you think the number 1 application is Bejeweled?

Thats Racist! And frickin' hilarious!

MemeSlave: They are pretty wily you know.

Aaaand this is the worst month to make a treaty with them. July.

I thought it was a CIA data mining operation?

Make up your minds!

I see why that article was rated 2.48 out of 5.

Neuticle:
/in before Truthers

We were hear long before you.
Don't buy into the lies.

Sure, why not?

The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Facebook?

Please. It's the reverse vampires.

Neuticle: SUMMON TATSUMA!

/in before Truthers

Don't think he'll be here it till tomorrow evening.

I'm an Israeli plotting to control the world so I'm getting a kick out these replies...

/goes back to facebook to find more targets

Facebook isnt a jew plot to control the world, Tatsuma is.

Yes. That's why they allow you to have Palestine as your country.

No more than hulu..

bignobody: I_Fly_Planes: poke
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I remember this.

No. But the CIA... er, In-Q-Tel would like to thank everyone making a joke out this so as to take the sting out of being caught:

Do you have Facebook?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMWz3G_gPhU

Facebook exists specifically for every person to write up a dossier on themselves.

It's amazing how much this reads like an annoyingly boring, overcharged, full-of-it F-book posting. Does he even know that he's a journalist?

AnnoyingKidNextDoor: almandot: muahahahahahahaha

/jew
//working low-wage hourly
///can't wait til we get to cash in on all our jew plots

almandot has taken the "What racial/relgious stereotype do you break?" quiz.



You break the "Jewish people make a lot of money" stereotype. Good luck getting into an MBA program not affiliated with the University of Phoenix pal!

about an hour ago Comment Like Go fark yourself

wait she's buckethead?

damn she can play the guitar

You know why this isn't a serious Israeli or Mid East thread?

Tatsuma's not here. They only pay him to address real issues.


/Joking?
//A little bit, yeah.
///TFA was a pretty fun read.

Berqabook?

This thread needs more Fizzy Bubbly dancing!

you know who else made a lot of jewish plots.

yes

Tatsuma doesn't roll on Sha-Na-Na.


/linked hotter than a redheaded Jewish stripper

GaryPDX: Zulu trumps them all. It's run by aliens! Aliens want to control the world.

Are you trolling in an attempt to get people to mention that Hulu is the alien plot? Or is that a typo? Or something else entirely?

/I can't tell these things anymore....

Sylvia_Bandersnatch: It's amazing how much this reads like an annoyingly boring, overcharged, full-of-it F-book posting. Does he even know that he's a journalist?

he's not a journalist

"Palestinian American." Guess what, there is no Palestine. If you live in America; you're American.

That's like buying a 3,000 sq ft house with an in ground pool and finished basement with a theater room and trying to get sympathy from people because you used to be homeless.

zedster: Sylvia_Bandersnatch: It's amazing how much this reads like an annoyingly boring, overcharged, full-of-it F-book posting. Does he even know that he's a journalist?

he's not a journalist

Ah, that explains it then. It's getting harder to tell nowadays.

Gyrfalcon: Sure, because there's no better way to run the world than by having a place for self-absorbed twenty-somethings to connect with 10,000 "friends" and post pictures of themselves binge drinking and running around in their underwear.

If they be female Link Please!

Little know fact: the Zionist Conspiracy actually IS the Zionist Conspiracy.

If the rest of the middle east stopped blaming the jews for everything and actually tried to examine their own faults and fix their problems they'd be about 5 million times more productive.

All the jews have to do is sit back and keep denying there is a conspiracy. The rest just runs itself.

Hollerin Charlie: Tatsuma doesn't roll on Sha-Na-Na.


/linked hotter than a redheaded Jewish stripper

Link (new window)

/Second time I've posted this video today.
//I'm on a roll.

GrizzlyAdamsRox: Neuticle: SUMMON TATSUMA!

/in before Truthers

Don't think he'll be here it till tomorrow evening.

Ah, I forgot he's several time-zones ahead of me.

Hollerin Charlie: Tatsuma doesn't roll on Sha-Na-Na.

/linked hotter than a redheaded Jewish stripper

That picture is so full of win, do you have any idea when and where it came from?

That may have been the most unreadable, pointless piece of drivel ever committed to font.

Jews control all media. The internet is part of the media. Facebook is on the internet. Therefore, Facebook is an Israeli plot to control the world. Or as they call it in Jewish, Feh-cebook.

It's worse than that. Jews control all ideas. Have you ever noticed that when someone has an idea, a lot of the time it's a Jew? We better just stop thinking entirely, if only so we know who's not a Jew.

pandertome: //fell for a Jewish girl
///</3

Yeah, that's pretty much correct... (did too for a while).
Kowabunga.

myspamhere: bignobody: I_Fly_Planes: poke
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Your turning the screen and the font color black on a c-64?

Ahh, I went in The Other Direction back in those days...

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Do that second one scheduled to run after-hours in Radio Shack and half the time it would burn out before they got back in in the morning.

Good times...

Facebook, Hollywood, Radio, Newspapers, ACLU, Feminism, Civl Rights, etc.

The list goes on and on.

Neuticle SUMMON [bloviating disingenuous douchebag]!

Now why would you go and ruin a thread like that?