Oh, I think you know the answer to that subby. Those "awkward teenage blues" as Bob Segar called them.

You need to learn how to use the washing machine?

No way are these MY lucky pants. These bend!

Because you have a hairy anus and are an inadequate wiper?

Because you're having wet dreams?

Your ass hairs are Velcro™?

You need to take them OFF once in a while?

logruszed: Because you have a hairy anus and are an inadequate wiper?

I wipe adequately, I just have a leaky back end

I only had to get halfway through that headline when I KNEW there would be a poop joke. That was a poop joke, right?

Duh, it's time to turn them inside out again

Enrico Pallazzo: logruszed: Because you have a hairy anus and are an inadequate wiper?

I wipe adequately, I just have a leaky back end

Lay off the Olestra.

Benjamin Kane: So Garth, what do you think so far?
Garth Algar: It's like a new pair of underwear. At first it's constrictive, but after a while it becomes a part of you.

Chigroe Please: Duh, it's time to turn them inside out again

Is it okay to turn them inside out more than once? Maybe Escher could design me some underwear you can turn inside out 2 times and still have a 'clean' surface.

Baryogenesis: Chigroe Please: Duh, it's time to turn them inside out again

Is it okay to turn them inside out more than once? Maybe Escher could design me some underwear you can turn inside out 2 times and still have a 'clean' surface.

You gotta figure out how to turn the fly panel inside out. Fresh surfaces abound.

This better be a headline of the week.

peanut butter?

Two words: Butt Paste.

I hate when you have to pull the underwear down to your ankles before they snap away from the crotch.

I read that as atheists and was confused. I didn't know that atheists had lucky underwear.

I've got a lucky sock. It's under the bed.

At first I read 'lucky' as 'lady' and the story (and subby) sounded WAY more interesting than it is. Dammit...

Crotchless underwear can be turned inside out indefinitely.

Baryo: I'm not claiming to be an expert, but we do have two sons, ten and fifteen years old. And, they're pretty much like the old man. (Hey, it's rough up here in the wilds of the Texas Panhandle.) But I digress. You turn them inside out. This allows the old streaks to dry and scrape off on your jeans, while the new streaks form. After a week or so, repeat the process. I'm thinking it is endless until mom/wife/mother/grandmother find out or you wear holes in them. And as a sidenote, never leave them laying on the floor, they are like milkbones to the dog.

/or so I've been told
//creek went dry and the windmill quit

That's not the answer Steve Young gave.

Chigroe Please: Baryo: I'm not claiming to be an expert, but we do have two sons, ten and fifteen years old. And, they're pretty much like the old man. (Hey, it's rough up here in the wilds of the Texas Panhandle.) But I digress. You turn them inside out. This allows the old streaks to dry and scrape off on your jeans, while the new streaks form. After a week or so, repeat the process. I'm thinking it is endless until mom/wife/mother/grandmother find out or you wear holes in them. And as a sidenote, never leave them laying on the floor, they are like milkbones to the dog.

/or so I've been told
//creek went dry and the windmill quit

That's disgusting.

logruszed: Because you have a hairy anus and are an inadequate wiper?

Lemme tell you something. After you've gone for like the 20th wipe, and you're still not done, it's time to whip out the baby wipes. It's best thing next to a bidet or shower that you can get.

foxbrook78: Baryogenesis: Chigroe Please: Duh, it's time to turn them inside out again

Is it okay to turn them inside out more than once? Maybe Escher could design me some underwear you can turn inside out 2 times and still have a 'clean' surface.

You gotta figure out how to turn the DICKHOLE inside out. Fresh surfaces abound.

FTFY

I've always considered myself to have 'floating' lucky underware.

That is whatever woman's underwear I was removing at the time was the luck underware. Well, lucky for me that is. Arbitrary for her.

Fer gods sakes, don't anyone explain that to subby. I've just eaten breakfast and would like to keep it down!

/refused to RTFT ;)

I lol'd. +1 subby!

Best headline in a while.

kibitz_thingy: I've always considered myself to have 'floating' lucky underware.

That is whatever woman's underwear I was removing at the time was the luck underware. Well, lucky for me that is. Arbitrary for her.

Is that anything like Tupperware?
+1 on the headline