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(Telegraph) Weird Michael Jackson had asked Nadya Suleman about adopting the Octots to offer them a bright future and because "Blanket would love to have more siblings."   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 61
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WeenerGord 2009-07-03 11:02:27 PM  
Architecture Of Aggression: my HDTV died last week. did Michael Jackson have anything to do with it? he seem to have been sticking his fingers in many people's pies...and he could've stuck his finger in my pie too, for all I know.


Check your pie for bits of broke off zombie finger

 
WeenerGord 2009-07-03 11:06:33 PM  
00ghost27: are you racist?


Hey, if MJ had gone to jail, which table would he sit at? blacks or whites?

 
AtomicPenguin 2009-07-03 11:20:37 PM  
Vangor:
Buying the people off means the headlines leave the paper faster, and the faster we can get back to listening to Smooth Criminal without any of the news nonsense.


Um, no.

His career was dead the second he settled instead of fighting it. If he'd fought it and won, everyone would have been shaking their heads at some pathetic mom using her kid to get money out of the eccentric rich guy.

Instead he's been the butt of jokes and ridicule by virtually everyone until his death somehow absolved him of all contempt with the sad and pathetic hypocrites who, mocking him for years, took it as a sign that they could start loving him again now.

Or are you one of the people that thinks OJ was innocent too?

 
friend49 [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 11:39:44 PM  
OJ wasn't innocent???

AtomicPenguin: Vangor:
Buying the people off means the headlines leave the paper faster, and the faster we can get back to listening to Smooth Criminal without any of the news nonsense.

Um, no.

His career was dead the second he settled instead of fighting it. If he'd fought it and won, everyone would have been shaking their heads at some pathetic mom using her kid to get money out of the eccentric rich guy.

Instead he's been the butt of jokes and ridicule by virtually everyone until his death somehow absolved him of all contempt with the sad and pathetic hypocrites who, mocking him for years, took it as a sign that they could start loving him again now.

Or are you one of the people that thinks OJ was innocent too?

 
Rindred 2009-07-03 11:42:30 PM  
If I still had my Photoshopping tools installed, I'd whip up an Attention Whore BINGO card. Actually, I guess that would just be a WHORE card. C'mon, R44 Glenn Beck for the win!

 
00ghost27 2009-07-04 12:25:49 AM  
WeenerGord: 00ghost27: are you racist?


Hey, if MJ had gone to jail, which table would he sit at? blacks or whites?


He would be at the front. Teaching them the steps to Thriller

 
ttc2301 2009-07-04 02:06:13 AM  
00ghost27: ttc2301: I wish that they'd hurry up and bury this deviate already. I was sick of him in 1982.

that would be before anything

are you racist?


No, just prescient.

 
Guma 2009-07-04 03:17:06 AM  
WeenerGord: 00ghost27: are you racist?


Hey, if MJ had gone to jail, which table would he sit at? blacks or whites?


his dress sense should answer that question for you

 
insertcutename 2009-07-04 03:23:27 AM  
So... basically we would have had a scenario in which a mentally unstable individual who should be barred from raising any children would be offering to pay another mentally unstable individual who should be barred from raising any children for their kids.

 
Kalashinator 2009-07-04 09:12:45 AM  
Guma: WeenerGord: 00ghost27: are you racist?


Hey, if MJ had gone to jail, which table would he sit at? blacks or whites?

his dress sense should answer that question for you


The Hispanic table? He dresses like a farkin' matador.

 
WeenerGord 2009-07-04 03:51:23 PM  
Guma: WeenerGord: 00ghost27: are you racist?

Hey, if MJ had gone to jail, which table would he sit at? blacks or whites?

his dress sense should answer that question for you


His dress sense tells me he is a high officer in the Army of the Queen.

/Or a matador. Good one!
//Somebody photoshop Matador MJ swishing a pink cape as a rainbow unicorn "My Pretty Pony" dashes by.
///at the Gay Rodeo of course.

 
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