If we could find a way to put Natalie Hollaway and Jon Benet Ramsey into this story, Nancy Grace and Greta Van Whatsername Would explode.

Please, if there were any truth to that, she would have sold those kids so fast there would have been a sonic boom.

propasaurus: Please, if there were any truth to that, she would have sold those kids so fast there would have been a sonic boom.

Indeed.

Maybe it was his sperm.

Wait.... Michael Jackson die? When did all this happen???

I guarantee that, were this true, she'd have mentioned it when it happened. No way does she pass up such a golden opportunity to get more press.

I have been so caught up in the Iran story that I originally read it as NEDA. That would have been an odd connection.

/now both are dead

Clearly a hoax because the Neverland Ranch is landlocked.

My surprise 'o meter is at zero

This week on Telegrapgh.co.uk: WHEN TABLOID PAGES STICK TOGETHER

This CAN NOT be true.

He probably just wanted the boys...so Blanket would have someone to play with. Yeah, that's the ticket.

So all 8 are still alive? Really?

This is me expressing my complete lack of concern.

Myers215: Wait.... Michael Jackson die? When did all this happen???

A couple years after Ace Frehley.


/RIP Ace

Why is Clown Car still in the news?

SharkTrager: I guarantee that, were this true, she'd have mentioned it when it happened. No way does she pass up such a golden opportunity to get more press.

That'd be my thoughts too if the article hadn't specifically addressed this. You did read the article, right?

Wow. It's like a perfect storm of attention whorishness.

Next, her publicist is going to announce that she's responsible for Global Warming and the Jonestown Massacre.

Apparently it's more important to be in the news than to be respected, in the mind of a crappy publicist.

Pfft, he couldn't afford them anymore than she could.

Yeah, 100% bullshiat. Octobiatch would've milked this for all that it's worth.

so he would have had 11 kids.....enough for a football team....

The NAMBLA Abusers?

wienie down the hallway

I dunno...turning him down might be the first intelligent thing she's done.

my HDTV died last week. did Michael Jackson have anything to do with it? he seem to have been sticking his fingers in many people's pies...and he could've stuck his finger in my pie too, for all I know.

He should have offered to take her in and have her be a baby factory for his future molestation playmate needs.



/burn in hell you talented piece of trash

If this were true MJ could have given the children a "bright future" without adopting them. A decent rich person who wanted to do good in the world could arrange a home, maids, nannies and college funds for the children. Sadly, you never see someone do good with their money unless it benefits them somehow.

Elvis_Bogart: If we could find a way to put Natalie Hollaway and Jon Benet Ramsey into this story, Nancy Grace and Greta Van Whatsername Would explode.

I like the way you think.

Clearly that phone call was shopped, I can tell, because ive seen quite a few.......eh...Im not going to even try anymore.

I wish that they'd hurry up and bury this deviate already. I was sick of him in 1982.

ttc2301: I wish that they'd hurry up and bury this deviate already. I was sick of him in 1982.

that would be before anything

are you racist?

Elvis_Bogart: If we could find a way to put Natalie Hollaway and Jon Benet Ramsey into this story, Nancy Grace and Greta Van Whatsername Would explode.

Add the "Tot Mom" even though she still has a pulse.

Tourney3p0: SharkTrager: I guarantee that, were this true, she'd have mentioned it when it happened. No way does she pass up such a golden opportunity to get more press.

That'd be my thoughts too if the article hadn't specifically addressed this. You did read the article, right?

Yup, and I don't buy it. He's almost as much of an attention whore as she is. He wouldn't have kept it quiet this long. His entire job at the time was to get her attention and money. And yet he wants us to believe he didn't capitalize on this opportunity for both because she was difficult to work with? Frankly, I think he'd have at very least used it during the period immediately after he quit as an example of just how screwed up the situation was.

Michael was a creep, but the story this guy paints doesn't ring true. I'd say that, at most, a rep for Michael offered some money to help her out, and he constructed the rest of the story out of whole cloth. If Michael really wanted the kids the overtures would have continued after this lawyer quit.

Several words come to mind:

Bull
Shiat
Attention
Whore

Place them in whatever order you wish - they all apply to this biatch.

As much as I didn't approve of Michael Jackson's extracurricular activities, I definitely, absolutely, positively, 110% detest Nadya Suleman and her Grand Canyon of a vagina...Why is her 15 minutes of fame stuck at 14:59?

GCD:

As much as I didn't approve of Michael Jackson's extracurricular activities

What activities???

He was innocent. He did Thriller, man. Thriller.

Bestbank Tiger:
What activities???

He was innocent. He did Thriller, man. Thriller.

As much as I respect MJ's contribution to the music industry, I don't believe he was innocent. Innocent people do not pay millions of dollars to the people accusing him. They spend those millions defending their name and reputation against those money-grubbing bastards.

Ringshadow: Wow. It's like a perfect storm of attention whorishness.

an attention whortex

GCD: Bestbank Tiger:
What activities???

He was innocent. He did Thriller, man. Thriller.

As much as I respect MJ's contribution to the music industry, I don't believe he was innocent. Innocent people do not pay millions of dollars to the people accusing him. They spend those millions defending their name and reputation against those money-grubbing bastards.

There are innocent people right now in prisons around the USA where they took a plea deal to avoid what would have been something much worse. So, no, paying out millions has no relevance to guilt or innocence, it's simply an economic consideration. The amount of money lost to fight and win vs. just paying.

As far as TFA.... yeah, totally made up. No way this would say a secret until now if it really happened. At most this guy got pranked by some radio show.

leadmetal:
There are innocent people right now in prisons around the USA where they took a plea deal to avoid what would have been something much worse. So, no, paying out millions has no relevance to guilt or innocence, it's simply an economic consideration. The amount of money lost to fight and win vs. just paying.

The innocent people in prisons right now weren't multimillionaires who could afford an army of lawyers.

The rumored settlement that was made was supposedly in the range of $47-$50 MILLION dollars. He had money to burn when the allegation was made. He could have easily bankrupted them...instead he chose to buy their silence.

You cannot tell me that he was innocent. Anyone with half a brain and an almost unlimited amount of money would choose to fight to clear their name from something as terrible as child molestation.

And the media frenzy tabloid race continues: Create/Invent the most sensational, outrageous story about Michael Jackson/Farrah Fawcett. = PRO$$ITS Everyone is trying to make money off of his death and since he cannot defend himself, they can make up anything they want.

This belongs in a Tabloid.

budsterr: /burn in hell you talented piece of trash

Whilst it saddens me greatly, he most definately will..not because of what he may or may not have done to anyone, but because of the fact that he was a Jehovah's Witness..(As late as four years ago, Jackson was publicly proclaiming his adherence to that faith, and he never publicly confirmed a conversion to Islam.) Either way, if you don't accept Jesus Christ as you personal saviour who died on the cross for your sins, you'll surely burn in hell also..

/or some such shait..

the trick of the thing is to do it be fore you do that it wins

wait... that alien bastard actually called his human child blanket?!! i thought that was just south park.... aw jeez...

I am still waiting for at least one person to say George W. Bush was responsible for the death of Michael Jackson.

Seriously, sometimes you Farkers really disappoint me.

olddinosaur: I am still waiting for at least one person to say George W. Bush was responsible for the death of Michael Jackson.

Seriously, sometimes you Farkers really disappoint me.

Nah, George Bush doesn't care about black people, even former ones.

"fano" wins the thread.

*golf clap* for Bestbank Tiger

/remembers the sketch

stirfrybry: Ringshadow: Wow. It's like a perfect storm of attention whorishness.

an attention whortex

GCD: You cannot tell me that he was innocent. Anyone with half a brain and an almost unlimited amount of money would choose to fight to clear their name from something as terrible as child molestation.

Who would really be convinced either way if the jury found Michael Jackson guilty or not guilty? Enough of the jury pool would be absolutely convinced Michael Jackson could not have because he made Thriller, and enough are absolutely convinced Michael Jackson did because of his eccentricities towards children. Any decision would be utterly tainted by this, and people possess strong opinions either way.

Buying the people off means the headlines leave the paper faster, and the faster we can get back to listening to Smooth Criminal without any of the news nonsense.

I get why Suleman didn't run to the media, the guy said he didn't tell her, but that Jackson wouldn't have gone to the media to capitalize on Suleman's fame? Yeah, right. I bet either he got pranked or is making it up.

Architecture Of Aggression: my HDTV died last week. did Michael Jackson have anything to do with it? he seem to have been sticking his fingers in many people's pies...and he could've stuck his finger in my pie too, for all I know.


Check your pie for bits of broke off zombie finger

00ghost27: are you racist?


Hey, if MJ had gone to jail, which table would he sit at? blacks or whites?

Vangor:
Buying the people off means the headlines leave the paper faster, and the faster we can get back to listening to Smooth Criminal without any of the news nonsense.

Um, no.

His career was dead the second he settled instead of fighting it. If he'd fought it and won, everyone would have been shaking their heads at some pathetic mom using her kid to get money out of the eccentric rich guy.

Instead he's been the butt of jokes and ridicule by virtually everyone until his death somehow absolved him of all contempt with the sad and pathetic hypocrites who, mocking him for years, took it as a sign that they could start loving him again now.

Or are you one of the people that thinks OJ was innocent too?

OJ wasn't innocent???

AtomicPenguin: Vangor:
Buying the people off means the headlines leave the paper faster, and the faster we can get back to listening to Smooth Criminal without any of the news nonsense.

Um, no.

His career was dead the second he settled instead of fighting it. If he'd fought it and won, everyone would have been shaking their heads at some pathetic mom using her kid to get money out of the eccentric rich guy.

Instead he's been the butt of jokes and ridicule by virtually everyone until his death somehow absolved him of all contempt with the sad and pathetic hypocrites who, mocking him for years, took it as a sign that they could start loving him again now.

Or are you one of the people that thinks OJ was innocent too?

If I still had my Photoshopping tools installed, I'd whip up an Attention Whore BINGO card. Actually, I guess that would just be a WHORE card. C'mon, R44 Glenn Beck for the win!

WeenerGord: 00ghost27: are you racist?


Hey, if MJ had gone to jail, which table would he sit at? blacks or whites?

He would be at the front. Teaching them the steps to Thriller

00ghost27: ttc2301: I wish that they'd hurry up and bury this deviate already. I was sick of him in 1982.

that would be before anything

are you racist?

No, just prescient.

WeenerGord: 00ghost27: are you racist?


Hey, if MJ had gone to jail, which table would he sit at? blacks or whites?

his dress sense should answer that question for you

So... basically we would have had a scenario in which a mentally unstable individual who should be barred from raising any children would be offering to pay another mentally unstable individual who should be barred from raising any children for their kids.

Guma: WeenerGord: 00ghost27: are you racist?


Hey, if MJ had gone to jail, which table would he sit at? blacks or whites?

his dress sense should answer that question for you

The Hispanic table? He dresses like a farkin' matador.

Guma: WeenerGord: 00ghost27: are you racist?

Hey, if MJ had gone to jail, which table would he sit at? blacks or whites?

his dress sense should answer that question for you

His dress sense tells me he is a high officer in the Army of the Queen.

/Or a matador. Good one!
//Somebody photoshop Matador MJ swishing a pink cape as a rainbow unicorn "My Pretty Pony" dashes by.
///at the Gay Rodeo of course.