ZeroCorpse: Adjective Bird Whiskey: Sir, if I look out my window and can see you getting it on with somebody, that's technically indecent. Having said that, two chicks at the same time, man. High five!

Now wait. That totally depends on the chicks involved...



/Actually, I think there's enough there to call that an orgy.

I think there's enough there to open a feed lot.

PTBO: In Ontario near Haliburton and the Muskoka's a few years ago, I was visiting a friend who was working in the kitchen of a large day camp for Jewish kids. One lad, about 14 years old, was kicked out of the camp for getting head from two girls at once in a field at night. Just felt like sharing.

If that were my son ....

/way
//to
///go

Well, hello there fellow Peterburian!

/not a real word

My apartment overlooks the pool, one night last summer I stepped out to have a smoke at like 3am or so. Being a fairly young area, it's not unusual to see people swimming or hanging out near the pool late at night. Maybe 30 seconds after I went outside I noticed the two people in the pool were banging away. I thought it was kind of funny, that's pretty ballsy (and kind of gross, not to mention probably illegal) to be farking loudly in a public pool surrounded by balconies on 3 sides, some no more than 20 ft away from them. They were still going at it when I finished my smoke and went back inside.

/no, I didn't watch them, I was sitting down.
//But, I sure as hell could hear them

sounds like a classic case of the " wish i was in on its"

I see a BBQ accident in the neighbors future.

My pool is always clothing-optional at night. That's part of the reason I have a 6' fence around my back yard.

Mighty_Joe: Cop: What do you want us to do?
Me: Nothing. I'm telling everyone I banged two chicks at the same time

came here to post this, see it's already done

carry on

3 farkers from ptbo so far...cool!
slow day @ work (again)
Neighbour has in-ground pool, my deck is elevated for a good view, but
nothing ever going on, aside from some kid jumping the fence from the park, going for a quick dip and taking off laughing. One kid hopped fence, climbed onto their shed and left from the top of it into the pool (he must have been familiar with it to know the deep end was deep enough. Quite a distance too, more than 6 feet from shed to pool)

ZeroCorpse: Adjective Bird Whiskey: Sir, if I look out my window and can see you getting it on with somebody, that's technically indecent. Having said that, two chicks at the same time, man. High five!

Now wait. That totally depends on the chicks involved...



/Actually, I think there's enough there to call that an orgy disgusting.

now it's correct

fendrluvr: /no, I didn't watch them, I was sitting down.

Liar

krusher: 3 farkers from ptbo so far...cool!
slow day @ work (again)
Neighbour has in-ground pool, my deck is elevated for a good view, but
nothing ever going on, aside from some kid jumping the fence from the park, going for a quick dip and taking off laughing. One kid hopped fence, climbed onto their shed and left from the top of it into the pool (he must have been familiar with it to know the deep end was deep enough. Quite a distance too, more than 6 feet from shed to pool)

Cottage country repreezent!!!

I have not worn a suit in my pool yet this year. Let alone 5 minutes ago.

/pool is very secluded
//love not being able to see my neighbors

Pool sex or underwater beach sex isn't so great -- water is a bad lube. But it's fun if you might get caught.

krusher: ObscureNameHere: Ahh Peterborough. Where there is one street that has 3 different names and is occasionally one-way in two different directions.

Monaghan & Park?

Memory is fuzzy. Dated a girl from there, and also lived there for a while about 15 years ago.

I think is the street where you come off Landsdowne (Reid?), then it splits ababout midtown and has one-way North or one-way South (Water?) then is called something else in the north end (Clonsilla? Chemong?).

fendrluvr:
/no, I didn't watch them, I was sitting down furiously masturbating
//But, I sure as hell could barely hear them over the sound of my own fapping

Fixed for truth.

ObscureNameHere:

Damnit, I walked myself right into that, lol...

Fap fap fap...is that the waves slapping the side of the pool? No, we are moving a lot slower than that. Hmm...

fap fap fap.... ut oh...


fop fop fop

Enough of us near Peterborough area we should consider a fark party.

Control_this: Pool sex or underwater beach sex isn't so great -- water is a bad lube. But it's fun if you might get caught.

the ocean water lube and sex aren't so great. But having sex on this beach was awesome.

Haplo127x: Enough of us near Peterborough area we should consider a fark party.

I'm all for that! Get it goin'!

Haplo127x: Enough of us near Peterborough area we should consider a fark party.

Been to a Halo3 party (and a Left4Dead party) but @ 42 my reflexes are not as good as the fellas I was playing alongside. I should have changed my handle to TARGET or EASYPICKINS.

But a small (or large) fark party sounds like a good idea, maybe in the fall, I'm busy with family stuff most of the summer :-)

Control_this: Pool sex or underwater beach sex isn't so great -- water is a bad lube. But it's fun if you might get caught.

I've had sex in a pool before. Actually worked out pretty good. (Not with two girls though... dammit...)

/puts something new on his to-do list...

deevo: Does the entire rest of the country (except Long Island) not have fences around their yards, specifically when they have a pool? I see this when I go upstate or to Pennsylvania or Virginia, yeah sure your houses are sometimes farther apart, but wtf

Doesn't that strike anyone as a liability issue?

No, no it doesn't, can't swim dont go in the farking pool. End of story.

krusher: Haplo127x: Enough of us near Peterborough area we should consider a fark party.

Been to a Halo3 party (and a Left4Dead party) but @ 42 my reflexes are not as good as the fellas I was playing alongside. I should have changed my handle to TARGET or EASYPICKINS.

But a small (or large) fark party sounds like a good idea, maybe in the fall, I'm busy with family stuff most of the summer :-)

"Who the hell is this REDSHIRT guy that just joined?"

And that is why my pool is in a sunken courtyard with tall Arborvitae around it. Unfortunately, I learned the hard way that the courtyard kind of works like a giant speaker so the neighbors can't see what goes on, but based on some of the looks I've gotten the next day, they sure as hell can hear it.
Lesson learned.

This is why privacy fences are a good investment.

/loves my privacy fence

Control_this: Pool sex or underwater beach sex isn't so great -- water is a bad lube. But it's fun if you might get caught.

Congrats -- you are the only other person in this thread who isn't lying about having tried this.

/serious, not snark
//water is indeed a bad lube

Way to go

Dear Penthouse Forum, I never thought this would happen to me but,

I was drillin' these two chicks by my above ground pool, and out of the corner of my eye I saw...

JonnyBGoode: Control_this: Pool sex or underwater beach sex isn't so great -- water is a bad lube. But it's fun if you might get caught.

I've had sex in a pool before. Actually worked out pretty good. (Not with two girls though... dammit...)

/puts something new on his to-do list...

Why the hell wasn't this on your to-do list in the first place?

/it's on mine
//With a big ass check right beside it :)

bahr: Control_this: Pool sex or underwater beach sex isn't so great -- water is a bad lube. But it's fun if you might get caught.

Congrats -- you are the only other person in this thread who isn't lying about having tried this.

/serious, not snark
//water is indeed a bad lube

Yeah have to join in on the pool water is bad lube sentiment. But it was fun and exciting in the "oh my gosh what if we get caught" way. And no matter how quiet you are, there is a certain splashing noise that only happens when two people are participating in sexual activities in the pool...

I'd do it again anyways. Its not all bad.

Ecobuckeye: Two chicks, at the same time, at 5:30 in the morning, no less.

Magnir: No, no it doesn't, can't swim dont go in the farking pool. End of story.

a little late of me to come back

but yeah that's great when a 3-year-old gets out of the house and wanders the neighborhood and falls in your pool, little farker was askin' for it