Sounds like someone was a little jealous.

Two chicks at the same time man.

Mentat: Two chicks at the same time man.

Cop: What do you want us to do?
Me: Nothing. I'm telling everyone I banged two chicks at the same time

Mighty_Joe: Cop: What do you want us to do?
Me: Nothing. I'm telling everyone I banged two chicks at the same time

Thread over.

I don't remember the show, but I always remember the line:

[dials phone] "Hey, you're not going to believe it. My wife is upstairs right now with another woman, and I'm part of the package! No, I don't want to order a pizza, I just had to tell someone!"

In Ontario near Haliburton and the Muskoka's a few years ago, I was visiting a friend who was working in the kitchen of a large day camp for Jewish kids. One lad, about 14 years old, was kicked out of the camp for getting head from two girls at once in a field at night. Just felt like sharing.

If that were my son ....

/way
//to
///go

Oh noes, someone else is having fun!

/Shut up, biatch

Sounds like the dude needs to invest in a taller fence.

Sir, if I look out my window and can see you getting it on with somebody, that's technically indecent. Having said that, two chicks at the same time, man. High five!

PTBO

...large day camp for Jewish kids. One lad, about 14 years old, was kicked out of the camp for getting head from two girls at once in a field at night.

That's one helluva long day.

Still, I imagine that kid must have been thinking "Screw what the rabbi said, *today* I am a man."

/no foreskin, no waiting

Adjective Bird Whiskey: Sir, if I look out my window and can see you getting it on with somebody, that's technically indecent. Having said that, two chicks at the same time, man. High five!

Now wait. That totally depends on the chicks involved...



/Actually, I think there's enough there to call that an orgy.

This happens to me all the time.

Two chicks, at the same time, at 5:30 in the morning, no less.

FTA:

He knew his friends wouldn't believe him so he called the police to bust it up so it would be on record, "I just wanted my friends to know that i indeed had a threesome in my pool, in retrospect, i could have just taken a picture, suck it biatches!"

Giggity.

If she had videotaped and put in on the intertubes, then it would be farkworthy.

It's a sad day when a young man can't bang two chicks in a swimming pool on his own property.

However, there is no need for a fence. The situation is easily fixed by planting a tall tree or shrub directly in front of the neighbors window. If you want to be asinine, put a board or something not so pretty as a tree, perhaps with a funny face or a decent, generic message on it, directly in front of the window. Now they can hear you having fun, but can't see it.

PTBO: In Ontario near Haliburton and the Muskoka's a few years ago, I was visiting a friend who was working in the kitchen of a large day camp for Jewish kids. One lad, about 14 years old, was kicked out of the camp for getting head from two girls at once in a field at night. Just felt like sharing.

If that were my son ....

/way
//to
///go

Two at the same time? Forked penor?

ZeroCorpse, I cant imagin they will want to move far from the only thing that can carry em around.

I'm finding it extremely easy to masterbate to this thread.

I have a pool... It's very hard to keep your clothes on in a pool at night when you are with ur sig other.

Tag, close them not. Ugh.
Drunk.
Work Graveyard.fark slashies. More High Life.

Do not be alarmed! Continue swimming naked!

/ Aw, c'mon... continue!

archichris: This happens to me all the time.

People call you telling you they were with two chicks at the same time?

It is more apparent every day as these stories keep surfacing that most folks don't have intelligence of a flea.

FTA:"he believed his rights were being violated and she had no right to look out her window to watch him in his pool."

/holy mother of God

the_peddler: ZeroCorpsefark YOU YOU farkING fark.
Ahhh

NYAHAHAHAHAHA!

Beatle_Matt: archichris: This happens to me all the time.

People call you telling you they were with two chicks at the same time?

Nah, his spying on his neighbors who are having sex in the pool.

nvmac: It is more apparent every day as these stories keep surfacing that most folks don't have intelligence of a flea.

FTA:"he believed his rights were being violated and she had no right to look out her window to watch him in his pool."

/holy mother of God

She also has no right to open her front door or go to the bathroom.

Complainant can always move. Anyone interested in buying her house?

Does the entire rest of the country (except Long Island) not have fences around their yards, specifically when they have a pool? I see this when I go upstate or to Pennsylvania or Virginia, yeah sure your houses are sometimes farther apart, but wtf

Doesn't that strike anyone as a liability issue?

When the sun comes up on a sleepy little town
down around San Antone
and the folks are naked in their swimming pool
'round about their homes.
The neighbours are watching the games
but they covered up when the cops came,

Well, you're talkin' 'bout Buffalo Grove, wo, oh, oh,
oh, Buffalo Grove.

Roughly translated : "Officer, we're having a free show over here. Grab a case and come' on down!"

this is where I'd put up a fence and paint it neon green on the part facing her house. NOW you have something indecent to report.

She sounds fat.

/In before "She sounds fat".

I dont see any crime here on either side. If the kid was in his own yard then its his business what he does there, even if it involves getting nude with some skanky chicks. They neighbors can always look somewhere else if they dont like it. Yes, I think indecency laws are generally a crock of shiat, especially if you are on your own property. Likewise, the prudish old broad that was watching commited no crime. The kid was doing his thing in plain view. What does he think? That somehow people are not allowed to watch what he is doing out in the open?

Gravyguts: this is where I'd put up a fence and paint it neon green on the part facing her house. NOW you have something indecent to report.

Heh. I was going to say that the homeowner's association might have a problem with this, but after looking at the neighborhood here (new window), I'd say that it would probably not be noticed by anyone other than the cootch next door.

iamrex: Gravyguts: this is where I'd put up a fence and paint it neon green on the part facing her house. NOW you have something indecent to report.

Heh. I was going to say that the homeowner's association might have a problem with this, but after looking at the neighborhood here (new window), I'd say that it would probably not be noticed by anyone other than the cootch next door.

GOOGLE MAPS LINK FAIL. Unless his neighborhood is all of the US. Everywhere. Ever.

PTBO: In Ontario near Haliburton and the Muskoka's a few years ago, I was visiting a friend who was working in the kitchen of a large day camp for Jewish kids. One lad, about 14 years old, was kicked out of the camp for getting head from two girls at once in a field at night. Just felt like sharing.

If that were my son ....

/way
//to
///go

I'm IN PTBO too! but no sons to high five. 3 Daughters and a shotgun. Spent some time in camp myself but didn't get THAT lucky.

iamrex: Gravyguts: this is where I'd put up a fence and paint it neon green on the part facing her house. NOW you have something indecent to report.

Heh. I was going to say that the homeowner's association might have a problem with this, but after looking at the neighborhood here (new window), I'd say that it would probably not be noticed by anyone other than the cootch next door.

Hey, that's right by my house!

/durrrrrrr ; )

krusher: PTBO: In Ontario near Haliburton and the Muskoka's a few years ago, I was visiting a friend who was working in the kitchen of a large day camp for Jewish kids. One lad, about 14 years old, was kicked out of the camp for getting head from two girls at once in a field at night. Just felt like sharing.

If that were my son ....

/way
//to
///go

I'm IN PTBO too! but no sons to high five. 3 Daughters and a shotgun. Spent some time in camp myself but didn't get THAT lucky.

Ahh Peterborough. Where there is one street that has 3 different names and is occasionally one-way in two different directions.

I see 2 pools in the 500 block of White pine. depending on the tree, one has a straight on view of the pool from the neighbors south facing windows but the other needs to strain a bit to see the pool, tough call at 5am.

Try this.

Also, it's only one of two houses. Neither of which appear to have great sightlines to their pools.

ObscureNameHere: Ahh Peterborough. Where there is one street that has 3 different names and is occasionally one-way in two different directions.

Monaghan & Park?

ZeroCorpse: Adjective Bird Whiskey: Sir, if I look out my window and can see you getting it on with somebody, that's technically indecent. Having said that, two chicks at the same time, man. High five!

Now wait. That totally depends on the chicks involved...



/Actually, I think there's enough there to call that an orgy.

The two chicks in the story were described as "hovering" around the man. The two chicks in the picture don't "hover" anywhere.

After Streetviewing this I'd say, unless they were being noisy, the lady is being a douche nozzle or wanted in and was rejected.

FTFA: On June 20, a resident of the 500 block of White Pine Road in Buffalo Grove called police about 5:30 a.m. to complain that two women and a man were swimming naked in the pool next door and performing sex acts with each other, according to police.

5:30? In the morning?


Cocaine is a hell of a drug...

The summerwind
Came rolling in
From across the sea......

This is why guys become cops. You get to stick your piggy nose into people's sex lives and actually get paid for it!

Bonus: You get to ruin their lives, too!

ZeroCorpse: Adjective Bird Whiskey: Sir, if I look out my window and can see you getting it on with somebody, that's technically indecent. Having said that, two chicks at the same time, man. High five!

Now wait. That totally depends on the chicks involved...



/Actually, I think there's enough there to call that an orgy.

I think there's enough there to open a feed lot.

PTBO: In Ontario near Haliburton and the Muskoka's a few years ago, I was visiting a friend who was working in the kitchen of a large day camp for Jewish kids. One lad, about 14 years old, was kicked out of the camp for getting head from two girls at once in a field at night. Just felt like sharing.

If that were my son ....

/way
//to
///go

Well, hello there fellow Peterburian!

/not a real word

My apartment overlooks the pool, one night last summer I stepped out to have a smoke at like 3am or so. Being a fairly young area, it's not unusual to see people swimming or hanging out near the pool late at night. Maybe 30 seconds after I went outside I noticed the two people in the pool were banging away. I thought it was kind of funny, that's pretty ballsy (and kind of gross, not to mention probably illegal) to be farking loudly in a public pool surrounded by balconies on 3 sides, some no more than 20 ft away from them. They were still going at it when I finished my smoke and went back inside.

/no, I didn't watch them, I was sitting down.
//But, I sure as hell could hear them

sounds like a classic case of the " wish i was in on its"

I see a BBQ accident in the neighbors future.

My pool is always clothing-optional at night. That's part of the reason I have a 6' fence around my back yard.

Mighty_Joe: Cop: What do you want us to do?
Me: Nothing. I'm telling everyone I banged two chicks at the same time

came here to post this, see it's already done

carry on

3 farkers from ptbo so far...cool!
slow day @ work (again)
Neighbour has in-ground pool, my deck is elevated for a good view, but
nothing ever going on, aside from some kid jumping the fence from the park, going for a quick dip and taking off laughing. One kid hopped fence, climbed onto their shed and left from the top of it into the pool (he must have been familiar with it to know the deep end was deep enough. Quite a distance too, more than 6 feet from shed to pool)

ZeroCorpse: Adjective Bird Whiskey: Sir, if I look out my window and can see you getting it on with somebody, that's technically indecent. Having said that, two chicks at the same time, man. High five!

Now wait. That totally depends on the chicks involved...



/Actually, I think there's enough there to call that an orgy disgusting.

now it's correct

fendrluvr: /no, I didn't watch them, I was sitting down.

Liar

krusher: 3 farkers from ptbo so far...cool!
slow day @ work (again)
Neighbour has in-ground pool, my deck is elevated for a good view, but
nothing ever going on, aside from some kid jumping the fence from the park, going for a quick dip and taking off laughing. One kid hopped fence, climbed onto their shed and left from the top of it into the pool (he must have been familiar with it to know the deep end was deep enough. Quite a distance too, more than 6 feet from shed to pool)

Cottage country repreezent!!!

I have not worn a suit in my pool yet this year. Let alone 5 minutes ago.

/pool is very secluded
//love not being able to see my neighbors

Pool sex or underwater beach sex isn't so great -- water is a bad lube. But it's fun if you might get caught.

krusher: ObscureNameHere: Ahh Peterborough. Where there is one street that has 3 different names and is occasionally one-way in two different directions.

Monaghan & Park?

Memory is fuzzy. Dated a girl from there, and also lived there for a while about 15 years ago.

I think is the street where you come off Landsdowne (Reid?), then it splits ababout midtown and has one-way North or one-way South (Water?) then is called something else in the north end (Clonsilla? Chemong?).

fendrluvr:
/no, I didn't watch them, I was sitting down furiously masturbating
//But, I sure as hell could barely hear them over the sound of my own fapping

Fixed for truth.

ObscureNameHere:

Damnit, I walked myself right into that, lol...

Fap fap fap...is that the waves slapping the side of the pool? No, we are moving a lot slower than that. Hmm...

fap fap fap.... ut oh...


fop fop fop

Enough of us near Peterborough area we should consider a fark party.

Control_this: Pool sex or underwater beach sex isn't so great -- water is a bad lube. But it's fun if you might get caught.

the ocean water lube and sex aren't so great. But having sex on this beach was awesome.

Haplo127x: Enough of us near Peterborough area we should consider a fark party.

I'm all for that! Get it goin'!

Haplo127x: Enough of us near Peterborough area we should consider a fark party.

Been to a Halo3 party (and a Left4Dead party) but @ 42 my reflexes are not as good as the fellas I was playing alongside. I should have changed my handle to TARGET or EASYPICKINS.

But a small (or large) fark party sounds like a good idea, maybe in the fall, I'm busy with family stuff most of the summer :-)

Control_this: Pool sex or underwater beach sex isn't so great -- water is a bad lube. But it's fun if you might get caught.

I've had sex in a pool before. Actually worked out pretty good. (Not with two girls though... dammit...)

/puts something new on his to-do list...

deevo: Does the entire rest of the country (except Long Island) not have fences around their yards, specifically when they have a pool? I see this when I go upstate or to Pennsylvania or Virginia, yeah sure your houses are sometimes farther apart, but wtf

Doesn't that strike anyone as a liability issue?

No, no it doesn't, can't swim dont go in the farking pool. End of story.

krusher: Haplo127x: Enough of us near Peterborough area we should consider a fark party.

Been to a Halo3 party (and a Left4Dead party) but @ 42 my reflexes are not as good as the fellas I was playing alongside. I should have changed my handle to TARGET or EASYPICKINS.

But a small (or large) fark party sounds like a good idea, maybe in the fall, I'm busy with family stuff most of the summer :-)

"Who the hell is this REDSHIRT guy that just joined?"

And that is why my pool is in a sunken courtyard with tall Arborvitae around it. Unfortunately, I learned the hard way that the courtyard kind of works like a giant speaker so the neighbors can't see what goes on, but based on some of the looks I've gotten the next day, they sure as hell can hear it.
Lesson learned.

This is why privacy fences are a good investment.

/loves my privacy fence

Control_this: Pool sex or underwater beach sex isn't so great -- water is a bad lube. But it's fun if you might get caught.

Congrats -- you are the only other person in this thread who isn't lying about having tried this.

/serious, not snark
//water is indeed a bad lube

Way to go

Dear Penthouse Forum, I never thought this would happen to me but,

I was drillin' these two chicks by my above ground pool, and out of the corner of my eye I saw...

JonnyBGoode: Control_this: Pool sex or underwater beach sex isn't so great -- water is a bad lube. But it's fun if you might get caught.

I've had sex in a pool before. Actually worked out pretty good. (Not with two girls though... dammit...)

/puts something new on his to-do list...

Why the hell wasn't this on your to-do list in the first place?

/it's on mine
//With a big ass check right beside it :)

bahr: Control_this: Pool sex or underwater beach sex isn't so great -- water is a bad lube. But it's fun if you might get caught.

Congrats -- you are the only other person in this thread who isn't lying about having tried this.

/serious, not snark
//water is indeed a bad lube

Yeah have to join in on the pool water is bad lube sentiment. But it was fun and exciting in the "oh my gosh what if we get caught" way. And no matter how quiet you are, there is a certain splashing noise that only happens when two people are participating in sexual activities in the pool...

I'd do it again anyways. Its not all bad.

Ecobuckeye: Two chicks, at the same time, at 5:30 in the morning, no less.

Magnir: No, no it doesn't, can't swim dont go in the farking pool. End of story.

a little late of me to come back

but yeah that's great when a 3-year-old gets out of the house and wanders the neighborhood and falls in your pool, little farker was askin' for it