What a PUNishing article.

So a bra ends up on the Boobies ?

That was some hard-hitting journalism, there. Guess the holiday weekend is here!

/Why am I still at work?

We used to throw watermelon rinds from second-story windows at street signs. Good times.

/DNRTFA

Wonder if anybody stuck they dick in the mashed potatoes........

What was the street?

Skid Row?

/no, they can't.
//like is hot like the blaring sun

All together, now!


Could've been the whiskey
Might've been the gin
Could've been the three or four six-packs, I don't know, but look at the mess I'm in
My head is like a football
I think I'm going to die
Tell me, me oh, me oh my
Wasn't that a party (new window)

Pictures or STFU!

Wait a minute, I thought "underwear on street signs" was an indication the neighborhood was run by gangs...

Or as we call it here, Tuesday.

They make it sound like a rash of incidences and then only site one. Anyway most of the important details are left out. Were there hash marks? Should I have been offended by this?

/Should I not do this?

You can get crack in that neighborhood?

Woops. I mean... It means you can get crack in that neighborhood?

I call that "Tuesday".

I thought that's how we would know if there was illegal drugs available in the area.

Unless you are in them.

anyone who saw cinderella knows how to catch the culprit