Tony Baloney: Seems like this comes up every time some famous "babe" shuffles off this mortal coil, and there is inevitably some sick fark who says, "Why not?" Carlin was right, "A rat will do a lot of gross things, but he will not fark a dead rat."

\Not me, bullshiat, fark you, up yours, get laid, eat shiat, drop dead, jack me off, suck this, I don't need sex that badly, I'm not that sick!

Link (new window)

I wouldn't have gone third input but the rest was stil viable, I betcha.

FREDIOHEAD: gorgor: FREDIOHEAD: gorgor: One could just jerk off with her prolapsed colon like a lubed up tube sock.

It sounds like you've tried this lubed up tube sock thing. What type of lube would work best?

/Not that I would try it.

Vicks Vapor Rub


This guy apparently disagrees. Link (new window)

I thought everyone knew that capsaicin cream works best.

Calamormine: Yup, see you all there.



/I rode on the highway to hell, but I didn't take that exit.
//But a picture...

gorgor: masterbation

I personally like my wife's breast's for hand's free action.
/still did not stay at a Holiday Inn last night
//But I am a masterdrrrrrebator

AlwaysRightBoy: I personally like my wife's breast's for hand's free action.
/still did not stay at a Holiday Inn last night
//But I am a masterdrrrrrebator

A master deabator is good at oralation, fillbusting, bringin up cocking points and graduating cum loud.

gorgor: AlwaysRightBoy: I personally like my wife's breast's for hand's free action.
/still did not stay at a Holiday Inn last night
//But I am a masterdrrrrrebator

A master deabator is good at oralation, fillbusting, bringin up cocking points and graduating cum loud.

I do all the cooking.
/I would not trust my wife with my pots and pans
//all my copper is from Villedieu les poelles

AlwaysRightBoy: gorgor: AlwaysRightBoy: I personally like my wife's breast's for hand's free action.
/still did not stay at a Holiday Inn last night
//But I am a masterdrrrrrebator

A master deabator is good at oralation, fillbusting, bringin up cocking points and graduating cum loud.

I do all the cooking.
/I would not trust my wife with my pots and pans
//all my copper is from Villedieu les poelles

Cooking or cocking? :)

Dammit Nash. (Lullaby by Palahniuk, reference.)

msheda: It's the 4th of July week-end, go ahead, crack open a cold one...

Done

gorgor: AlwaysRightBoy: gorgor: AlwaysRightBoy: I personally like my wife's breast's for hand's free action.
/still did not stay at a Holiday Inn last night
//But I am a masterdrrrrrebator

A master deabator is good at oralation, fillbusting, bringin up cocking points and graduating cum loud.

I do all the cooking.
/I would not trust my wife with my pots and pans
//all my copper is from Villedieu les poelles

Cooking or cocking? :)

I do all the cocking too.
/farking roasters