There's still time.

Talk Radio callers are the best trolls.

It's the 4th of July week-end, go ahead, crack open a cold one...

msheda: It's the 4th of July week-end, go ahead, crack open a cold one...

full of win

His only mistake was the venue. Radio has too many virgin ears and sandy vaginas for such things.

Welcome to Fark.

"It was very tongue in cheek," Chauppetta said yesterday.


Kinky.

msheda: It's the 4th of July week-end, go ahead, crack open a cold one...

Thread over.

Was it anal?
\


/that's I retire

If I had a nickle for every station I've been banned from for saying I'd have sex with a local corpse...

Let me be the first to say, why yes ,yes I would.

One could just jerk off with her prolapsed colon like a lubed up tube sock.

gorgor: One could just jerk off with her prolapsed colon like a lubed up tube sock.

Weird I have a T-Shirt that says that.

gorgor: One could just jerk off with her prolapsed colon like a lubed up tube sock.

Wow, just wow. You never cease to amaze me.

I would have banned him simply from being from Brockton.

msheda: It's the 4th of July week-end, go ahead, crack open a cold one...

*Snerk*

AlwaysRightBoy: Was it anal?



Yup, see you all there.

p00pd00d: gorgor: One could just jerk off with her prolapsed colon like a lubed up tube sock.

Weird I have a T-Shirt that says that.

Fitting, with a fark handle like yours.

Pxtl: His only mistake was the venue. Radio has too many virgin ears and sandy vaginas for such things.

Welcome to Fark.

This man confused persons with enlightened sensibilities and a sense of humor with a typical radio-listening audience. An audience that listens to radio call-in shows, even. That was his mistake.

gorgor: One could just jerk off with her prolapsed colon like a lubed up tube sock.

Brilliant, just brilliant.

I now it will be easy to identify the person who will be caught dry humping her tombstone.

Not just that, but DMD is a horrible disease - this guy is watching his kids waste away to death. DMD gradually takes you from childhood to wheelchair to grave before you're in your 20s.

The guy definitely has a right to gallows humour.

Last time I called a radio station and said that I wanted to fark someone who died of anal cancer I got a cyst and decease.

Famous people aren't real people so it's funny.

/right?

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timefishblue: Last time I called a radio station and said that I wanted to fark someone who died of anal cancer I got a cyst and decease.


Bwahahahah.

timefishblue: Last time I called a radio station and said that I wanted to fark someone who died of anal cancer I got a cyst and decease disease.

FTFY

Chloe: Well, I'm still here. But I don't know for how long. That's as much certainty as anyone can give me. But I've got some good news: I no longer have any fear of death. But... I am in a pretty lonely place. No one will have sex with me. I'm so close to the end, and all I want is to get laid for the last time. I have pornographic movies in my apartment, and lubricants, and amyl nitrite...
[the group leader takes the mic]
Group Leader: Thank you, Chloe... everyone, let's thank Chloe.

They're a 5000 AM station that doesn't even show up in the ratings. I think my old CB rig was more powerful than them.......

"It was very tongue in cheek," Chauppetta said yesterday. "If anyone knows me, they know what I suffer through daily."

Unless what you're suffering is anal cancer, STFU.

"It was the perfect specimen..."



/probably not obscure enough

msheda: It's the 4th of July week-end, go ahead, crack open a cold one...

I had to read that twice....

pestluvr: Unless what you're suffering is anal cancer, STFU.

I've been married for 20 years. What's your point?

I tried to convince my girlfriend that butt cancer is caused by the lack of anal sex.

martid4: I tried to convince my girlfriend that butt cancer is caused by the lack of anal sex.

Did you know that the HPV article on Wikipedia states that most anal cancers are caused by viruses?

The more you know!

Chauppetta, whose twin sons have Duchenne Muscular Dystrophy and whose parents died of cancer

So, he's a zombie?

Everyone in this thread is going to hell.

/Save me a seat

gorgor: One could just jerk off with her prolapsed colon like a lubed up tube sock.

It sounds like you've tried this lubed up tube sock thing. What type of lube would work best?

/Not that I would try it.

Kyoki: Chloe: Well, I'm still here. But I don't know for how long. That's as much certainty as anyone can give me. But I've got some good news: I no longer have any fear of death. I just saved hundreds on car insurance by switching to Geico.

I couldn't help but think of that.

I wanted to nail MJ on his gurney.

FREDIOHEAD: gorgor: One could just jerk off with her prolapsed colon like a lubed up tube sock.

It sounds like you've tried this lubed up tube sock thing. What type of lube would work best?

/Not that I would try it.

Vicks Vapor Rub

gorgor: FREDIOHEAD: gorgor: One could just jerk off with her prolapsed colon like a lubed up tube sock.

It sounds like you've tried this lubed up tube sock thing. What type of lube would work best?

/Not that I would try it.

Vicks Vapor Rub

Bengay

/don't do this.

Pxtl: gorgor: FREDIOHEAD: gorgor: One could just jerk off with her prolapsed colon like a lubed up tube sock.

It sounds like you've tried this lubed up tube sock thing. What type of lube would work best?

/Not that I would try it.

Vicks Vapor Rub

Bengay

/don't do this.

Icy Hot and a window fan?
/should make a list

Hmmm... tempting...

gorgor: FREDIOHEAD: gorgor: One could just jerk off with her prolapsed colon like a lubed up tube sock.

It sounds like you've tried this lubed up tube sock thing. What type of lube would work best?

/Not that I would try it.

No this is wut he needs:





/I did not stay at a Holiday Inn last night

gorgor: FREDIOHEAD: gorgor: One could just jerk off with her prolapsed colon like a lubed up tube sock.

It sounds like you've tried this lubed up tube sock thing. What type of lube would work best?

/Not that I would try it.

Vicks Vapor Rub


This guy apparently disagrees. Link (new window)

AlwaysRightBoy: No this is wut he needs:

/I did not stay at a Holiday Inn last night

Hands Off? If they made masterbation gum so you wouldn't need hands I'd buy that :)

Seems like this comes up every time some famous "babe" shuffles off this mortal coil, and there is inevitably some sick fark who says, "Why not?" Carlin was right, "A rat will do a lot of gross things, but he will not fark a dead rat."

\Not me, bullshiat, fark you, up yours, get laid, eat shiat, drop dead, jack me off, suck this, I don't need sex that badly, I'm not that sick!

This should piss off Michael Jackson fans

After her death Farrah appears before God.
God says "For someone living in Hollywood you have lead an exemplary life. There for Im going to grant you 1 wish anything."

Farra dose not hesitate saying "Please protect the children".

An hour later Michael Jackson is dead

FREDIOHEAD: This guy apparently disagrees. Link (new window)

LMAO:)

No naked Kate Winslet corpse in Quills reference?

Tony Baloney: Seems like this comes up every time some famous "babe" shuffles off this mortal coil, and there is inevitably some sick fark who says, "Why not?" Carlin was right, "A rat will do a lot of gross things, but he will not fark a dead rat."

\Not me, bullshiat, fark you, up yours, get laid, eat shiat, drop dead, jack me off, suck this, I don't need sex that badly, I'm not that sick!

Link (new window)

I wouldn't have gone third input but the rest was stil viable, I betcha.

FREDIOHEAD: gorgor: FREDIOHEAD: gorgor: One could just jerk off with her prolapsed colon like a lubed up tube sock.

It sounds like you've tried this lubed up tube sock thing. What type of lube would work best?

/Not that I would try it.

Vicks Vapor Rub


This guy apparently disagrees. Link (new window)

I thought everyone knew that capsaicin cream works best.

Calamormine: Yup, see you all there.



/I rode on the highway to hell, but I didn't take that exit.
//But a picture...

gorgor: masterbation

I personally like my wife's breast's for hand's free action.
/still did not stay at a Holiday Inn last night
//But I am a masterdrrrrrebator

AlwaysRightBoy: I personally like my wife's breast's for hand's free action.
/still did not stay at a Holiday Inn last night
//But I am a masterdrrrrrebator

A master deabator is good at oralation, fillbusting, bringin up cocking points and graduating cum loud.

gorgor: AlwaysRightBoy: I personally like my wife's breast's for hand's free action.
/still did not stay at a Holiday Inn last night
//But I am a masterdrrrrrebator

A master deabator is good at oralation, fillbusting, bringin up cocking points and graduating cum loud.

I do all the cooking.
/I would not trust my wife with my pots and pans
//all my copper is from Villedieu les poelles

AlwaysRightBoy: gorgor: AlwaysRightBoy: I personally like my wife's breast's for hand's free action.
/still did not stay at a Holiday Inn last night
//But I am a masterdrrrrrebator

A master deabator is good at oralation, fillbusting, bringin up cocking points and graduating cum loud.

I do all the cooking.
/I would not trust my wife with my pots and pans
//all my copper is from Villedieu les poelles

Cooking or cocking? :)

Dammit Nash. (Lullaby by Palahniuk, reference.)

msheda: It's the 4th of July week-end, go ahead, crack open a cold one...

Done

gorgor: AlwaysRightBoy: gorgor: AlwaysRightBoy: I personally like my wife's breast's for hand's free action.
/still did not stay at a Holiday Inn last night
//But I am a masterdrrrrrebator

A master deabator is good at oralation, fillbusting, bringin up cocking points and graduating cum loud.

I do all the cooking.
/I would not trust my wife with my pots and pans
//all my copper is from Villedieu les poelles

Cooking or cocking? :)

I do all the cocking too.
/farking roasters