scissor me timbers!

HulkHands: scissor me timbers!

I see what you did there.

She still need SaMAN in her life

Welcome to lesbian breakups, heteros.

Who.
Farking.
Cares.

Looks like the harvest won't be very good this year.

god what a nasty skank

bobbette: Welcome to lesbian breakups, heteros.

So the encyclopedia dramatica article (ED is always NSFW, even if that particular page may not be) on the subject is accurate?

and.. post something when she is close to death.

Sad. :(

Remind me why she's famous again? I'm trying to think of the last movie or music video [which admittedly I haven't seen many of lately] I've seen her in.

Also, eat a sammich.

What's with rich people and looking like they just escaped some random nation in Africa?

Mods, please just stop with this kind of shiit.

As long as she's happy.

radioman_: As long as she's happy.

as a clam?

/bearded

In time she is going to get herself straight and back on track and when she does we will all be talking about farking her agian! Because she was farkable at one time!

Who?

I last heard she was dating a chick. Who's this Sam Ronson guy? He kinda looks like a tool.

Lloyd Braun: I last heard she was dating a chick. Who's this Sam Ronson guy? He kinda looks like a tool.

Reminds me of that k.d. lang dude.


bobbette: Welcome to lesbian breakups, heteros.

What does a lesbian bring on the third date?

A moving van.

ZZZZZZZZZZZ...

Sam Ronson must work a hoo-ha like no other because he she is really unattractive.

Pxtl: bobbette: Welcome to lesbian breakups, heteros.

So the encyclopedia dramatica article (ED is always NSFW, even if that particular page may not be) on the subject is accurate?

DAMN YOU TO HELL FOR THAT LINK. I just wasted 3 hours readling some of the funniest shiat I have read in a long time.

//need a break

So when is her sex tape coming out?

I've read that women who cohabitate tend to get their cycles synchronized. Can you imagine two people both in 'that' mood at the same time? I'm surprised every lesbian couple doesn't break up once a month.

Pxtl: bobbette: Welcome to lesbian breakups, heteros.

So the encyclopedia dramatica article (ED is always NSFW, even if that particular page may not be) on the subject is accurate?

Wow, I witnessed one of those with a coworker, I just thought she was batshiat... she was completely incapable of leaving the drama at home, at work there were loud phone call fights, crying jags, talking to anyone and everyone in the building about it for hours a day, and this went on for over about 2 months.

/the internet had apparently warped my expectations of lesbian interaction

McManus_brothers: Lloyd Braun: I last heard she was dating a chick. Who's this Sam Ronson guy? He kinda looks like a tool.

Reminds me of that k.d. lang dude.


bobbette: Welcome to lesbian breakups, heteros.

What does a lesbian bring on the third date?

A moving van.

The joke goes "What do lesbians do on a second date."

Call the movers

The other part is "What do gay men do on a second date?"

What's a second date?

/funny because it's true

From what I can gather from my lesbian friends, when lesbians fight and break up (which is pretty much 95% of the time) it's just foreplay for the makeup sex (the other 5%).

InmanRoshi: From what I can gather from my lesbian friends, when lesbians fight and break up (which is pretty much 95% of the time) it's just foreplay for the makeup sex (the other 5%).

OMFSM you forgot the times when they fight and break up and then sleep with their ex-girlfriend's friend. Then drama x1,000,000

McManus_brothers: bobbette: Welcome to lesbian breakups, heteros.

What does a lesbian bring on the third date?

A moving van.

Old and busted. Apparently, the new hotness is that they bring a turkey baster.

therecksays: InmanRoshi: From what I can gather from my lesbian friends, when lesbians fight and break up (which is pretty much 95% of the time) it's just foreplay for the makeup sex (the other 5%).

OMFSM you forgot the times when they fight and break up and then sleep with their ex-girlfriend's friend. Then drama x1,000,000

This basically describes the entirety of my knowledge of the personal life of one of my close relatives. As cool as I (as a hetero man) might think it would be to be a lesbian, in practice it's like every bad relationship/breakup I've ever had multiplied by about 1 billion crazy points.

Lindsay's just pulling a Heche...she'll be riding the cock again in no time!