/approves

You win +1 internets.

*ba-dum-tsssh*

audio of the hamster and wasp 999 calls

HA! I'm familiar with what it is that you did there

Nice job pulling that one out of your ass, subby!

God Is My Co-Pirate: /approves

Huh?

If it were a woodchuck, the subby could have made a Pet Shop Boys reference.

Cormee: God Is My Co-Pirate: /approves

Huh?

Some say he was raised by wolves, and that if you set him on fire he'll burn for a thousand days.

All we know is, he's called the Stig.

Barnstormer: Nice job pulling that one out of your ass, subby!

I thought it was the other direction?

Cormee: God Is My Co-Pirate: /approves

Huh?

Some say it's almost impossible for him to wear socks. And that he can open a bottle of beer with his testes. All we know is, he's called The Stig.

I demand the Death Penalty for any idiot who repeats that incredibly stupid urban legend about Richard Gere.

/ Also the Death Penalty for his performance in Officer and a Gentleman

jvl: I demand the Death Penalty for any idiot who repeats that incredibly stupid urban legend about Richard Gere.

/ Also the Death Penalty for his performance in Officer and a Gentleman

sorry Richard

jvl: I demand the Death Penalty for any idiot who repeats that incredibly stupid urban legend about Richard Gere.

/ Also the Death Penalty for his performance in Officer and a Gentleman

If people can fit horse penises in their asses I'm sure gerbils aren't as much of a stretch.

/rimshot

jvl: I demand the Death Penalty for any idiot who repeats that incredibly stupid urban legend about Richard Gere.

Around Philly in the 80's the same rumor got spread about local newscaster Jerry Penicoli. Everyone had a friend who had a sister who swears she worked in the hospital the night he came in with his "problem".

jvl: I demand the Death Penalty for any idiot who repeats that incredibly stupid urban legend about Richard Gere.

/ Also the Death Penalty for his performance in Officer and a Gentleman

Hey! He got nowhere else to go!

i think every city/region has a rumor like that...like i've always heard that about a shreveport weather man

fish500: jvl: I demand the Death Penalty for any idiot who repeats that incredibly stupid urban legend about Richard Gere.

Around Philly in the 80's the same rumor got spread about local newscaster Jerry Penicoli. Everyone had a friend who had a sister who swears she worked in the hospital the night he came in with his "problem".

logruszed: jvl: I demand the Death Penalty for any idiot who repeats that incredibly stupid urban legend about Richard Gere.

/ Also the Death Penalty for his performance in Officer and a Gentleman

Hey! He got nowhere else to go!

He wants to be sedated?

/sorry

Cormee: God Is My Co-Pirate: /approves

Huh?

Some say that he has the ability to talk directly to god using a cars power window switch, but doesn't, because he blames him for Techno music.

God Is My Co-Pirate: /approves

Some say that he can kill fifteen men with just the fur of a kitten. And that he catches lightening with his bare teeth. All we know is that he's called The Stig.

Oh I get it now.

Richard Gere and the Gerbils.. Did P.E.T.A. ever investigate this?

WOT?

If anyone lost a Cocker Spaniel they may want to come talk to me.

I've located a picture of the woman's husband:

"/ Also the Death Penalty for his performance in Officer and a Gentleman."

That was not his fault. It was the 80's. Everyone was like that.

Now Lama worship. that I can see punishing.

Has the hamster found the Toad Prince or Master Robin?

/Oh Jesus Christ

farkingatwork: jvl: I demand the Death Penalty for any idiot who repeats that incredibly stupid urban legend about Richard Gere.

/ Also the Death Penalty for his performance in Officer and a Gentleman

If people can fit horse penises in their asses I'm sure gerbils aren't as much of a stretch.

/rimshot

Good lord that is the most disturbing thing I have read in a month. Ruptured colon from horse-buttsekks? Ewwwwwww.

damn the richard gere joke is old....

farkingatwork: jvl: I demand the Death Penalty for any idiot who repeats that incredibly stupid urban legend about Richard Gere.

/ Also the Death Penalty for his performance in Officer and a Gentleman

If people can fit horse penises in their asses I'm sure gerbils aren't as much of a stretch.

/rimshot

Horse penises are designed to wedge in, though. Gerbils, not so much.

/not that I'd know anything about that

Kindly post the Larson of the lady putting up missing pet posters.

+1 Subby


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Tachikoma: God Is My Co-Pirate: /approves

Some say that he can kill fifteen men with just the fur of a kitten. And that he catches lightening with his bare teeth. All we know is that he's called The Stig.

Some say that his first name really is "The," and that if he went on Celebrity Love Island, they'd all be pregnant including the camera men... all we know is, he's called the Stig.

does anyone know of a link for the richard gere/gerbil story?

Cormee: God Is My Co-Pirate: /approves

Huh?

Some say that the cure for cancer is written on the inside of his helmet, and that he can play Beethoven's fifth symphony using only traffic cones. All we know is, he's called the Stig.

/hotlinking

I know Fark isn't exactly highbrow, but Top Gear? Seriously?

tardigrade: I know Fark isn't exactly highbrow, but Top Gear? Seriously?

And how many headlines did you write that have at least two relevant references in one word?

Cormee: God Is My Co-Pirate: /approves

Huh?

Internet Legendary Meme Showdown:

Chuck Norris vs. The Stig.

GO!

What did the brown gerbil say to the white gerbil?

New around here?

cats4rent: does anyone know of a link for the richard gere/gerbil story?

Snopes

"Panty hamster get a spin on its wheel?"

/lupus

dj_bigbird: Cormee: God Is My Co-Pirate: /approves

Huh?

Login: dj_bigbird (UltraFark) [TotalFark]
Fark account number: 75507

Me noob?

Bless!

jvl: I demand the Death Penalty for any idiot who repeats that incredibly stupid urban legend about Richard Gere.

+1

Cormee: dj_bigbird: Cormee: God Is My Co-Pirate: /approves

Huh?

Login: dj_bigbird (UltraFark) [TotalFark]
Fark account number: 75507

Me noob?

Bless!

Not knowing who The Stig is = n00b status.