Even better than that, I used to work at an electronics store back in the '90s. One day this guy comes in with a video camera he recently purchased and insisted it was defective because it wouldn't play back on his TV.

So one of the salesmen says, "Hmm, let's check it out." He walked over and plugged the camera into the front jacks on a big screen TV in the middle of the store, hit play on the camera, and on the screen comes this massive close-up of his wife's vajayjay, spread open about as far as you could spread it, and hair like an Amazon jungle.

He said thanks and left quickly with his camera.

20 years old is a little past the "Drawing dicks on things" acceptable age range..


//which really stops at like..14..

Brian: I'm working Tim, working. Do you understand?
Tim: No, sorry. Got me there.
Brian: Trying... to...avoid...clichés by not actually placing my brush on the canvas.
Tim: Wow. Right.
Brian: I'm using my penis.
Tim: Finally

Somaticasual: //which really stops at like..14..

fixed that for you

"Wait, penis doesn't go on plasma screen? It goes WHERE?"

Penis

Maybe not if the subject is YOUR penis subby.

It's good to see Tom Green being a productive member of society these days

Wait. I saw this movie.

cardex: Somaticasual: //which really stops at like..14NEVAR!!!1..

fixed that for you

fixed that for you

I gotta say, i RTA, and i LOL'd. However, it would have been way better if he had plugged a camera into the TV with a picture of a dick, instead of using a permanent marker. BUT, the mugshot sold it.

/heh

/approves

Police responded to the store in the 9000 block of Colerain Avenue

What 9000!

Epsilon: Even better than that, I used to work at an electronics store back in the '90s. One day this guy comes in with a video camera he recently purchased and insisted it was defective because it wouldn't play back on his TV.

So one of the salesmen says, "Hmm, let's check it out." He walked over and plugged the camera into the front jacks on a big screen TV in the middle of the store, hit play on the camera, and on the screen comes this massive close-up of his wife's vajayjay, spread open about as far as you could spread it, and hair like an Amazon jungle.

He said thanks and left quickly with his camera.

Had something similar happen. Guy exchanged a camcorder and left a really bizarre homemade porn tape inside.

/This is how I learned that any time a sex tape starts w/ a girl tied to a bed and the guy wearing a black hood and playing a ukulele, you know you're in for a treat.

While the guy is a douchebag and certainly should be banned from the store and changed with something I am not sure that I buy the claim that the tv was permanently damaged. Even supposed permanent ink cleans up with the right chemicals and/or some significant rubbing.

Lehk: Police responded to the store in the 9000 block of Colerain Avenue

What 9000!

We have over 9000 penises.

Lamune_Baba: Lehk: Police responded to the store in the 9000 block of Colerain Avenue

What 9000!

We have over 9000 penises.

Please don't.

Why did I know this was an story ?

Alleyoop - hilarious....

...but I wonder if the mods will let that through.

Ima4nic8or: While the guy is a douchebag and certainly should be banned from the store and changed with something I am not sure that I buy the claim that the tv was permanently damaged. Even supposed permanent ink cleans up with the right chemicals and/or some significant rubbing.

ProTip: You don't even need most of those chemicals if you're quick about it. The secret? Dry-erase markers. Draw a face on a non-porous object with a Sharpie. Take the dry-erase marker, and scribble over the face as if the DE marker was an eraser. Wipe off the results. Presto!

Ima4nic8or: While the guy is a douchebag and certainly should be banned from the store and changed with something I am not sure that I buy the claim that the tv was permanently damaged. Even supposed permanent ink cleans up with the right chemicals and/or some significant rubbing.

You'd still be very likely to end up with a haze on the screen. Most of the chemicals that will eat a Sharpie mark also do bad things to the anti-glare coatings and plastics.

Even thought it is a display model, they're going to have to pull another new one out of the box to replace it, so I could even see them arguing full-price. (Instead of the reduced price of a floor model.)

He should be treated like any other vandal or piece of shiat tagger- remove his balls. Castration tends to reduce or eliminate the animal's instinct to mark his territory.

uncletogie: Ima4nic8or: While the guy is a douchebag and certainly should be banned from the store and changed with something I am not sure that I buy the claim that the tv was permanently damaged. Even supposed permanent ink cleans up with the right chemicals and/or some significant rubbing.

ProTip: You don't even need most of those chemicals if you're quick about it. The secret? Dry-erase markers. Draw a face on a non-porous object with a Sharpie. Take the dry-erase marker, and scribble over the face as if the DE marker was an eraser. Wipe off the results. Presto!

Protip: Hand Sanitizer. Someone around has some, and the high alcohol content takes permanent markers right off

mudpants: Why did I know this was an story ?


You didn't know this was an Ohio story.

Ima4nic8or: While the guy is a douchebag and certainly should be banned from the store and changed with something I am not sure that I buy the claim that the tv was permanently damaged. Even supposed permanent ink cleans up with the right chemicals and/or some significant rubbing.


Oh, awesome idea. Spray some fluid on the penis and apply significant rubbing. I'm sure that will work.

I think we need a picture of the art to judge for ourselves.

Ima4nic8or: While the guy is a douchebag and certainly should be banned from the store and changed with something I am not sure that I buy the claim that the tv was permanently damaged. Even supposed permanent ink cleans up with the right chemicals and/or some significant rubbing.

So you're saying significant rubbing would have taken care of this guys giant penis?

Nocens: Ima4nic8or: While the guy is a douchebag and certainly should be banned from the store and changed with something I am not sure that I buy the claim that the tv was permanently damaged. Even supposed permanent ink cleans up with the right chemicals and/or some significant rubbing.


Oh, awesome idea. Spray some fluid on the penis and apply significant rubbing. I'm sure that will work.

I'm no expert, but wouldn't that just make the problem bigger?

what a penis may look like

Lamune_Baba: Ima4nic8or: While the guy is a douchebag and certainly should be banned from the store and changed with something I am not sure that I buy the claim that the tv was permanently damaged. Even supposed permanent ink cleans up with the right chemicals and/or some significant rubbing.

You'd still be very likely to end up with a haze on the screen. Most of the chemicals that will eat a Sharpie mark also do bad things to the anti-glare coatings and plastics.

Even thought it is a display model, they're going to have to pull another new one out of the box to replace it, so I could even see them arguing full-price. (Instead of the reduced price of a floor model.)

He should be treated like any other vandal or piece of shiat tagger- remove his balls. Castration tends to reduce or eliminate the animal's instinct to mark his territory.

Plasma's have a glass screen LCD's have the plastic, I'd agree it would be ruined if it was an LCD or Projection(DLP) the Dry-Erase or Rubbing alachol would have cleaned it right up, I wonder how much they are selling the "bad plasma" for...

The perfect expression for "Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?"

There's gotta be a step two in here somewhere.

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fatkidinabeenie:

Plasma's have a glass screen LCD's have the plastic, I'd agree it would be ruined if it was an LCD or Projection(DLP) the Dry-Erase or Rubbing alachol would have cleaned it right up...

You're not taking that shiat off after it has dried with alcohol without working at it.

If glass is coated with an anti-glare or anti-scratch surface, which a number of the plasma screens advertise now, you stand a good chance of hazing the finish.


I wonder how much they are selling the "bad plasma" for...

Probably nothing. It's going to get claimed as a loss then written off. Which means tearing a S/N plate off the back to send to the manufacturer, then loading it into a manager's truck for "disposal."

They'll stop laughing when the artist gets a Hirshorn retrospective.

Somaticasual: 20 years old is a little past the "Drawing dicks on things" acceptable age range..


//which really stops at like..14..

You haven't been to many college parties have you?

APPROVES!



Hot, like Amy..even if she does want to blow every guy in town...

/But HEY, That's love!

Found some of his other artwork

Ima4nic8or: While the guy is a douchebag and certainly should be banned from the store and changed with something I am not sure that I buy the claim that the tv was permanently damaged. Even supposed permanent ink cleans up with the right chemicals and/or some significant rubbing.

Eggzackly. A plasma TV has a plain glass screen and is easy to clean; LCDs have matte plastic.

Day_Old_Dutchie: The perfect expression for "Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?"

David Schwimmer?

FTFA: A motive is not yet known.

Do you really need one?

Beatle_Matt: - hilarious...but I wonder if the mods will let that through.

It's out of focus enough. But I apologize if Ahmadinejad's face getting in the way offends anyone.

uncletogie: ProTip: You don't even need most of those chemicals if you're quick about it. The secret? Dry-erase markers. Draw a face on a non-porous object with a Sharpie. Take the dry-erase marker, and scribble over the face as if the DE marker was an eraser. Wipe off the results. Presto!

This is true. I actually work in an electronics department and we did precisely this when a small child attempted to give Lightning McQueen a moustache. Only works on plasma, though, LCD is completely screwed by Sharpies.

/the parents bought the TV anyway, to be nice and 'cause it was one they liked
//informed the child that it would be one month before he'd be watching it
///we gave them a discount because we rarely see parents punish their kids for acting up in our store

plasma >>>>> lcd

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Approves

/obscure outside Oz?

The lost episode of Winky Dink and You!