I don't get the stupid tag. Some magazine asked him if they would make a good couple and he said yes. It would have been stupid if he said he wouldn't date her.

FTFA: 'I enjoy the shiat out of him'

Like a laxative, then?

In before some mentions that she's bisexual. Or any other batshiat crazy she's said these past 2 months

Sounds smart to me: "She's hot and she seems to like being around me, of course I'd go out with her. But we kinda have this cash cow going on and if things don't work out it could really screw up the next sequel for both of our bank accounts."

/would make a good butt plug
//consider yourself warned, Shia

Shia sounds like a pussy. He has no chance of getting with her until he grows a pair.

eagles95: In before some mentions that she's bisexual. Or any other batshiat crazy she's said these past 2 months

Which has landed her in the news consistently for the past 2 months. If having a sex tape 'leaked' stops launching/revitalizing careers in show business, celebrities will stop shooting them.

FTA: Megan Fox "I enjoy the shiat out of him, I enjoy his personality a lot."

She is so high class.

They should date then die in a tragic plane crash together.

He's a movie star and it's not like she's the only chick in the world.

/his statements, eluding an interest in Fox, promote the film

KiesteredBeetle: They should date then die in a tragic plane crash together.

I fail to see the tragedy in this statement.

My hate of shia labeouf is right below that for Toby McGuire...

// Barely...
/// Talking about emo spiderman Toby

FTA: Megan Fox "I enjoy the shiat out of him..."

With Shia's former habits mentioned in that crazy interview someone posted in another thread, she'd better choose her words more carefully.

Coiled Hot 1: KiesteredBeetle: They should date then die in a tragic plane crash together.

I fail to see the tragedy in this statement.

Dude, the pilot of that plane has a wife and three kids.

/show a little respect.

KiesteredBeetle: They should date then die in a tragic plane crash together.

Wishing death on two people because they're rich and successful? You're a cool dude.

Bored Horde: Wishing death on two people because they're rich and successful? You're a cool dude.

But those two people are Shia Labeouf and Megan Fox. I hardly think the world would truly miss their presence.

Richard Pye: Bored Horde: Wishing death on two people because they're rich and successful? You're a cool dude.

But those two people are Shia Labeouf and Megan Fox. I hardly think the world would truly miss their presence.

I hardly think anyone would miss you if you keeled over dead either, yet I'm not wishing death on you.

I think the hate for Shia would die down if he were to simply take a year-18 months off and not be in anything.

He's not ass-awful as an actor, he just has no range and is in everything, so we're sick of his mug.

Megan doesn't have a choice, that whole ingenue thing doesn't tend to last very long.

tdpatriots12: Megan doesn't have a choice, that whole ingenue thing doesn't tend to last very long.

She's got, what, four years to hope the gravy train takes her all the way to independent wealth.

tdpatriots12: Megan doesn't have a choice, that whole ingenue thing doesn't tend to last very long.

Ingenue (stock character)

"The Ingénue is a stock character in literature, film, and a role type in the theatre; generally a girl or a young woman who is endearingly innocent and wholesome."

I do not think that word means what you think it means.

aimtastic: tdpatriots12: Megan doesn't have a choice, that whole ingenue thing doesn't tend to last very long.

Ingenue (stock character)

"The Ingénue is a stock character in literature, film, and a role type in the theatre; generally a girl or a young woman who is endearingly innocent and wholesome."

I do not think that word means what you think it means.

aimtastic: tdpatriots12: Megan doesn't have a choice, that whole ingenue thing doesn't tend to last very long.

Ingenue (stock character)

"The Ingénue is a stock character in literature, film, and a role type in the theatre; generally a girl or a young woman who is endearingly innocent and wholesome."

I do not think that word means what you think it means.

Got me there.

Do we even have proper ones anymore then?

tdpatriots12: Do we even have proper ones anymore then?

Drew Barrymore is still trying, despite being 48.

brb



/wheres my atv ramps
//dammit i cant unload these by myself
/// oh wait
//yes i ca.....mmmmmm

That's one sex tape that wouldn't be worth watching. Shia Lebeouf is probably more awkward than Michael Cera in all his movies combined and multiplied by 50,000.

Then again Megan Fox naked....Nah, sorry, those enormous tattoos she has don't do it for me. Placement is everything folks. If you have your tattoos in random ass places like she does, you just look like a walking Nascar.

crimsin23: Shia sounds like a pussy. He has no chance of getting with her until he grows a pair.

You might want to tell that to Megan (new window) then.

Gooood.

Gooooood.

We will have them together in the same car. Now only if we could manage them to pick up Andy Dick, our plan could be complete.

Heroic Poser: Gooood.

Gooooood.

We will have them together in the same car. Now only if we could manage them to pick up Andy Dick, our plan could be complete.

Shall I get Princess Diana's limo driver for you?

Just make sure you date her in the ass before the end of the movie franchise.

Here's one Shia who would know what to do with Megan Fox.

Translation: "I like to have sex with my co-stars, but I also like to have sex with my fans. And being someone's boyfriend could sort of mess that up."

1) Who gives a shiat?

2) Anyone who does give a shiat should DIAF

3) What's up with all this backlash against LaBeouf lately? Granted, Transformers 2 was horrible, but he's only an actor! Actors are mere props. Blame Michael Bay for not using his props properly.

Props.
/Props!!
//Properly propped.

Because Shia LaDouche WANTS a venereal disease!

"I enjoy the shiat out of him ..."

Megan Fox seems like the kind of tease that would follow that up with "... but I don't want to ruin our friendship."

Shia, guy to guy, if your "feelings" for Fox are sourced anywhere not in the upper pants area (either side - I'm not judging), you're a dipsh*t.

SynthLord: "I enjoy the shiat out of him ..."

Megan Fox seems like the kind of tease that would follow that up with "... but I don't want to ruin our friendship."

Shia, guy to guy, if your "feelings" for Fox are sourced anywhere not in the upper pants area (either side - I'm not judging), you're a dipsh*t.


AKA she's already sexed him and his wang doesn't satisfy her.

Lotta hate here. Sure, as actors they have all the emotional range of Terri Shiavo but look at their directors (yes, Spielberg can be a shiatty director at times).

Yeah, she's an asshole just like him. It makes sense.

Crudbucket: Coiled Hot 1: KiesteredBeetle: They should date then die in a tragic plane crash together.

I fail to see the tragedy in this statement.

Dude, the pilot of that plane has a wife and three kids.

/show a little respect.

the pilot is bruce willis?

So, let me get this straight...

A terrible actor I whom loathe believes it would make sense to date a dick-ornament "actress" whom I find utterly repulsive on every level?

Thanks for the news. Now DIAF.

No Shia Sherlock?

ZeroCorpse: So, let me get this straight...

A terrible actor I whom loathe believes it would make sense to date a dick-ornament "actress" whom I find utterly repulsive on every level?

Thanks for the news. Now DIAF.

Dick ornament? I thought that was what my balls were...

Who?

They're both so dull and uninteresting, but neither of them will shut up for two seconds. That's a match, now where's the gasoline?

"I enjoy the shiat out of him ..."

You stay classy, Megan.

crimsin23: Shia sounds like a pussy he's a closeted homosexual. He has no chance of getting with her until he grows a pair.

FTF All

The only reason I can think for not pursuing Fox is that your brain might snap trying to listen to what she has to say. Shia is such a moronic little dipshiat I can't see that being his problem.

Ok who stole the megan fix pictures from here?

Just popped in to see the basement dwelling farkers foaming at the mouth over this...yep, good times.

I_Love_Cheesecake: /would make a good butt plug
//consider yourself warned, Shia

Still obsessing over the toe-thumb, Studman69?

Club thumb om nom nom

blairdobson: Who?


Ah yes, the obligatory post to try and say "I'm so edgy and cool because I don't follow pop culture, or other threads on this site where I'm trying to inform you all how cool and edgy I am."

Only a moran would want to date Megan Fox and put up with all that stupid.

Hit it? Hell yes. I'll try to not notice the skank tattoos, too. I'll work around it.

I_Love_Cheesecake: /would make a good butt plug
//consider yourself warned, Shia

lol my roomate said something about her thumbs ..the toe-thumb deal....and i didnt know what he was talking about at first..but that picture says it all.

/Would still hit that
//over and over

lot of jealous angry dickwads in here


listening to nerds go on and on about how they wouldn't want to "deal" with megan fox, and how labouf needs to grow a pair before he has a chance with her is farking hillarious. *clicks on the same guys profile* ahh yes, listing of Fark greenlight accolades, what a champion.

I know or care little of Shia LeBoof, outside of what comes up on FARK. I fail to understand the hate for him though; he seems as surprised by his fame and success as anyone else.

And, yeah, young people who spend a lot of time working together may end up dating? I'm shocked, I tell, you. SHOCKED.

That being said, I think Mr. LaBeef does need to take a break for a bit, or at least get a better agent(*) - he's not a great actor, but really not terrible either. Every movie he's been in however, is.

Transformers 1 & 2? Awful. Indiana Jones 4? Awful. Eagle Eye? Awful. Disturbia? Awful. None of these films were awful because of Shia, of course, they were just shiatty movies all-round.

(*) or not, I suppose, depending on what his career goals are.

/ Why yes, I am a film snob.

Thank you punta_gorda. I thought I was the only person that thought the exact same thing on a daily basis here on fark.