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Lt. Cheese Weasel 2009-07-03 08:25:20 AM  
He's dead.

 
aszure 2009-07-03 09:46:10 AM  
Say what you want. He's Ace farking Frehley. And I cant wait for a new album

 
vevolis 2009-07-03 09:49:08 AM  
Totally seeing Kiss on July 21st. Not quite sure who's subbing for Ace & Peter Criss. Too lazy to check Wikipedia I suppose.

 
no clever name here just move along 2009-07-03 09:49:42 AM  
no way was that him on the motorcycle....when I saw his solo concert tour, he was so drunk, he could barely stand up....

 
nopokerface [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 10:00:19 AM  
Ace is God.

/but he drives around with Satan

 
KingGeegers 2009-07-03 10:04:58 AM  
vevolis: Totally seeing Kiss on July 21st. Not quite sure who's subbing for Ace & Peter Criss. Too lazy to check Wikipedia I suppose.

There is no substitute for Ace. I wonder what would have happened if he had lived. On the other hand an organ grinder's monkey would be an improvement over Peter.

Tommy Thayer and Eric Singer play spaceman and kitty now.

 
nopokerface [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 10:13:02 AM  
KingGeegers: On the other hand an organ grinder's monkey would be an improvement over Peter.

That's not nice.

 
Tophersky 2009-07-03 10:27:31 AM  
For a minute there, I thought the guy on the bike was Randy Savage. I thought Ace was dead???

 
Ecobuckeye 2009-07-03 10:48:24 AM  
I love Ace's new catchphrase!

 
Dogbeast [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 11:00:13 AM  
Ace Frehley is the finest recording artist in the world today, and a goddamn excellent human being too.

 
Der Poopflinger [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 11:00:46 AM  
I AM PUTTING IN A NICE COMMENT
NICE COMMENT

 
Ceteris Paribus says [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 11:03:33 AM  
Ace is a concrete example that physical skill is not the primary component of being a great guitarist: One must also mix in soul, and an ear for what sounds good.

 
Der Poopflinger [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 11:04:18 AM  
Who cares about ace frehley, we all know submitter is waaaaaaay cooler, WAAAAAAY COOOOOLER
plus he's a tf'er which ace frehley is not

 
Beatlefreak [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 11:04:23 AM  
Ace Frehley is almost on par with the Beatles in my mind.

 
Der Poopflinger [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 11:04:59 AM  
Ceteris Paribus says: Ace is a concrete example that physical skill is not the primary component of being a great guitarist: One must also mix in soul, and an ear for what sounds good.

AIR ENTRAINMENT!

 
baka-san [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 11:06:01 AM  
At least it's not Frehley's Comet.

 
justonefrog 2009-07-03 11:09:17 AM  
nopokerface: Ace is God.

/but he drives around with Satan


LEMMY is GOD...jeez.

 
Ceteris Paribus says [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 11:16:28 AM  
Der Poopflinger: AIR ENTRAINMENT!

I choked on a cashew.

 
Goonie_Goo_Goo 2009-07-03 11:18:22 AM  
it all started on Fark:
i166.photobucket.com

 
vudukungfu 2009-07-03 11:19:01 AM  
Bill Brasky plays drums on this CD.
Drums made from human skin.
Live human skin.

 
Arelas 2009-07-03 11:19:16 AM  
I'm here for the nice comments, the pie and the caffeine IV

 
cannibalgurl is gonna eat you [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 11:20:05 AM  
i'm so excited i can barely contain myself! woo! woo i say!

 
jj325 [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 11:20:39 AM  
Ace is awesome---the guy from KISS that had talent. Sure, he's had some problems, but who hasn't. I would love to see this album debut at #1. I will certainly do my part.

 
Der Poopflinger [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 11:21:22 AM  
Ceteris Paribus says: I choked on a cashew.

That makes it even funnier

 
Der Poopflinger [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 11:22:16 AM  
jj325: Ace is awesome---the guy from KISS that had talent. Sure, he's had some problems, but who hasn't. I would love to see this album debut at #1. I will certainly do my part.

I don't have problems, I have issues, which are different

 
baka-san [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 11:23:24 AM  
cannibalgurl is gonna eat you: i'm so excited i can barely contain myself! woo! woo i say!

My mullet is a tingling!

 
Buddha Belly 2009-07-03 11:33:35 AM  
I hope it sells well. It's going to take a lot to recover the cost of that promo vid.

 
QueenBee [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 11:42:01 AM  
umm Ace did his make-up the best? Yeah..that's it. I love a man who knows how to put on make-up..

 
QueenBee [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 11:45:58 AM  
oh and may I add that was the best 1 min. and 22 seconds of my life?

 
rostit [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 11:49:59 AM  
Ace Frehley is a little cooler than peter kris, but no where as cool as Leslie West.

 
nopokerface [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 11:53:45 AM  
rostit: peter kris

Who the hell is that?

 
ApatheticMonkey 2009-07-03 11:55:14 AM  
Why did he squeak at the kids and their fat uncle?

 
Der Poopflinger [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 11:57:37 AM  
nopokerface: rostit: peter kris

Who the hell is that?


he's just making people up again

 
snarkysedai 2009-07-03 11:58:07 AM  
Ace Frehley is the sexiest man ever. He makes me feel tingly.

 
Der Poopflinger [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 11:58:20 AM  
QueenBee: oh and may I add that was the best 1 min. and 22 seconds of my life?

I'M SORRY I ONLY LASTED 1min AND 10sec!!!

 
Krymson Tyde 2009-07-03 11:59:00 AM  
Was that the guy from American Movie?

 
rostit [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 12:00:02 PM  
nopokerface: Who the hell is that?

 
nopokerface [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 12:02:25 PM  
rostit: nopokerface: Who the hell is that?

I appreciate the effort, sir;)

 
QueenBee [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 12:03:15 PM  
Der Poopflinger: I'M SORRY I ONLY LASTED 1min AND 10sec!!!

you need to work on your stamina

 
Der Poopflinger [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 12:04:09 PM  
QueenBee: you need to work on your stamina

it was a full minute longer then the last time!

 
Ace Frehley's Ghost 2009-07-03 12:12:56 PM  
I'm Ace Frehley's Ghost, and I approve this message.

/gods that was cheesy
//I love it

 
vevolis 2009-07-03 12:22:23 PM  
We're all aware that Ace Frehley is alive, yes?

 
nopokerface [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 12:24:54 PM  
vevolis: We're all aware that Ace Frehley is alive, yes?

Shhhh! Don't f*ck up the meme.

 
spewing 2009-07-03 12:26:53 PM  
It was good until Ace said, "Enh!"

Then it was great.

 
sonnyboy11 2009-07-03 12:29:19 PM  
vevolis: We're all aware that Ace Frehley is alive, yes?

I'd appreciate if you did not sully Space Ace's memory.

RIP

 
snarkysedai 2009-07-03 12:31:58 PM  
vevolis: We're all aware that Ace Frehley is alive, yes?

Ace Frehley's Ghost: I'm Ace Frehley's Ghost, and I approve this message.

Um, I think he's dead, Jim...

 
uncledeercamp 2009-07-03 12:58:44 PM  
ApatheticMonkey: Why did he squeak at the kids and their fat uncle?

It's a call back to the Awk-ing noise he wouldn't stop making in Kiss Meets The Phantom. Same thing with the thumb - In the film he used his thumbs to teleport.

 
rocinante721 2009-07-03 01:01:50 PM  
True Story: Ace was my neighbor after his run with KISS. Used to catch him in the paper with his wife, getting busted for filling fake prescriptions.

Also True: Used to see him & his family at Midnight Mass, Christmas. His complexion was literally green. Droopy & pockmarked (still boozing at the time).

Never got close enough to shake his hand at the "peace be with you"

 
Fish! 2009-07-03 01:09:37 PM  
vevolis: Totally seeing Kiss on July 21st. Not quite sure who's subbing for Ace & Peter Criss. Too lazy to check Wikipedia I suppose.

I think Tommy Thayer is on guitar still. He's real good, but he's not Ace.

 
nopokerface [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 01:12:55 PM  
Fish!: I think Tommy Thayer is on guitar still. He's real good, but he's not Ace.

He used to be Ace's guitar tech. Gene and Paul got him to work cheap.

 
accountblocked 2009-07-03 01:29:41 PM  
spewing: It was good until Ace said, "Enh!"

Then it was great.


I wonder who gets the joke....
That was one of his great lines from the movie Kiss Meets the Phantom
Too funny

 
FelineMommy27 [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 01:29:56 PM  
A simple kind word about Ace Frehley in the Music tab!

/there you go npf

 
Fish! 2009-07-03 01:48:07 PM  
nopokerface: Fish!: I think Tommy Thayer is on guitar still. He's real good, but he's not Ace.

He used to be Ace's guitar tech. Gene and Paul got him to work cheap.


I did not know that. I wonder how many times that's happened - where the tech gets pulled on stage when the main guy can't go on?

 
Prophetica Insipia [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 01:49:47 PM  
Apparently, he played poker well.

 
ghoulie_mask 2009-07-03 01:53:22 PM  
accountblocked: spewing: It was good until Ace said, "Enh!"

Then it was great.

I wonder who gets the joke....
That was one of his great lines from the movie Kiss Meets the Phantom
Too funny


"Ahn!" is one of Ace's all time great lines. There are accounts of him blurting that all the time for decades... it's his thing. Supposedly, he even said it to Gene and Paul at that first audition with the 2 different colored high-tops. The drunker he'd get, the more he'd giggle and go "AHN!" and call everyone Curley.

I think I can, 20 years after last seeing KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park, recite EVERY STINKING LINE ACE SAID IN THAT "MOVIE"! (Great for drinking games):

1) Ahn!
2) AHN! AHN!
3) Insufficient data at the moment Starchild!
4) AWK!
4) She wants a Rocket Ride! She wants a Rocket Ride!
5) AHN!
6) I'll bend these beams with my mind!
7) AHN! HAHAHAHA!
and finally...
8) And they've got guns!

I sh*t you not, I'm pretty sure that's all of them. Me and a friend got drunk one night and just had to write them down.



Loosely translated from that Dunkin' Donuts commercial: "I'll give you a P&L statement"

 
ghoulie_mask 2009-07-03 01:56:12 PM  
Oops, let's try that with an actual image:

 
hamsack 2009-07-03 03:09:04 PM  
ApatheticMonkey
Why did he squeak at the kids and their fat uncle?

In the movie Kiss Meets the Phantom, It was the only line they gave him because he was so tore up all the time he couldn't memorize any lines. They even brought in a double to play some scenes and that was a black dude.

/Go figure

 
ZeroCorpse [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-03 03:21:10 PM  
Yes, but how's Jeff Goldblum doing?

 
Denial_of_Death 2009-07-03 04:34:06 PM  
I only hope it'll live up to Chinese Democracy's high standards. Maybe some tracks can find their way onto the Duke Nukem Forever soundtrack! Oh...

/good things come to those who wait...
//...but, sadly, waiting has an expiration date
///still, bonus points for the ad's self-awareness

 
SuperCatBarf [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 08:19:47 PM  
Hey Gene, this is the best Kiss song:
Shock Me studio version (new window)

 
BasqueBastard 2009-07-03 08:22:00 PM  
Ahn

 
in a landscape 2009-07-03 08:26:19 PM  
that wasn't bad background music.
maybe ill check out the album

 
Darth Invictus [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 09:38:49 PM  
in a landscape: that wasn't bad background music.
maybe ill check out the album


Same here.

Back in 86 we went to see Frehley's Comet at the same small club where we'd seen Metallica the year before.

Ace was a little timid when the band first hit the stage, but the reaction of the crowd cheered him up and made him loosen up. By the end of the show Ace was back in full form, and the club was a wall-to-wall mosh pit.

"Shock Me" nearly brought the house down.

 
FirstNationalBastard 2009-07-03 09:47:25 PM  
I'd rather listen to a posthumous new release by Ace than that damned new Kiss album coming out soon with fake Ace and Fake (but better) Peter.

 
Dee Snarl 2009-07-04 02:39:17 AM  
Fish!: nopokerface: Fish!: I think Tommy Thayer is on guitar still. He's real good, but he's not Ace.

He used to be Ace's guitar tech. Gene and Paul got him to work cheap.

I did not know that. I wonder how many times that's happened - where the tech gets pulled on stage when the main guy can't go on?


A lot, and for obvious reasons....

 
mfaby 2009-07-04 09:39:07 PM  
no clever name here just move along 2009-07-03 09:49:42 AM
no way was that him on the motorcycle...


Looked like Danny Bonaduce...

 
boobsrgood [TotalFark] 2009-07-05 01:15:22 AM  
Does this mean we have to hear Gene Simmons speak again?

/please god nooooo!

 
Commander Cyclops 2009-07-05 07:40:33 AM  
ghoulie_mask:I think I can, 20 years after last seeing KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park, recite EVERY STINKING LINE ACE SAID IN THAT "MOVIE"! (Great for drinking games):

1) Ahn!
2) AHN! AHN!
3) Insufficient data at the moment Starchild!
4) AWK!
4) She wants a Rocket Ride! She wants a Rocket Ride!
5) AHN!
6) I'll bend these beams with my mind!
7) AHN! HAHAHAHA!
and finally...
8) And they've got guns!

I sh*t you not, I'm pretty sure that's all of them. Me and a friend got drunk one night and just had to write them down.


You forgot "So much for my solo!"

rocinante721: True Story: Ace was my neighbor after his run with KISS. Used to catch him in the paper with his wife, getting busted for filling fake prescriptions.

I think that turned out to be an impersonator, didn't it?

 
bobguy64 2009-07-05 11:36:11 PM  
What's wrong with you people?

It's 'Ack!'

Like Bill the Cat.

 
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