He's dead.

Say what you want. He's Ace farking Frehley. And I cant wait for a new album

Totally seeing Kiss on July 21st. Not quite sure who's subbing for Ace & Peter Criss. Too lazy to check Wikipedia I suppose.

no way was that him on the motorcycle....when I saw his solo concert tour, he was so drunk, he could barely stand up....

Ace is God.

/but he drives around with Satan

vevolis: Totally seeing Kiss on July 21st. Not quite sure who's subbing for Ace & Peter Criss. Too lazy to check Wikipedia I suppose.

There is no substitute for Ace. I wonder what would have happened if he had lived. On the other hand an organ grinder's monkey would be an improvement over Peter.

Tommy Thayer and Eric Singer play spaceman and kitty now.

KingGeegers: On the other hand an organ grinder's monkey would be an improvement over Peter.

That's not nice.

For a minute there, I thought the guy on the bike was Randy Savage. I thought Ace was dead???

I love Ace's new catchphrase!

Ace Frehley is the finest recording artist in the world today, and a goddamn excellent human being too.

I AM PUTTING IN A NICE COMMENT
NICE COMMENT

Ace is a concrete example that physical skill is not the primary component of being a great guitarist: One must also mix in soul, and an ear for what sounds good.

Who cares about ace frehley, we all know submitter is waaaaaaay cooler, WAAAAAAY COOOOOLER
plus he's a tf'er which ace frehley is not

Ace Frehley is almost on par with the Beatles in my mind.

Ceteris Paribus says: Ace is a concrete example that physical skill is not the primary component of being a great guitarist: One must also mix in soul, and an ear for what sounds good.

AIR ENTRAINMENT!

At least it's not Frehley's Comet.

nopokerface: Ace is God.

/but he drives around with Satan

LEMMY is GOD...jeez.

Der Poopflinger: AIR ENTRAINMENT!

I choked on a cashew.

it all started on Fark:

Bill Brasky plays drums on this CD.
Drums made from human skin.
Live human skin.

I'm here for the nice comments, the pie and the caffeine IV

i'm so excited i can barely contain myself! woo! woo i say!

Ace is awesome---the guy from KISS that had talent. Sure, he's had some problems, but who hasn't. I would love to see this album debut at #1. I will certainly do my part.

Ceteris Paribus says: I choked on a cashew.

That makes it even funnier

jj325: Ace is awesome---the guy from KISS that had talent. Sure, he's had some problems, but who hasn't. I would love to see this album debut at #1. I will certainly do my part.

I don't have problems, I have issues, which are different

cannibalgurl is gonna eat you: i'm so excited i can barely contain myself! woo! woo i say!

My mullet is a tingling!

I hope it sells well. It's going to take a lot to recover the cost of that promo vid.

umm Ace did his make-up the best? Yeah..that's it. I love a man who knows how to put on make-up..

oh and may I add that was the best 1 min. and 22 seconds of my life?

Ace Frehley is a little cooler than peter kris, but no where as cool as Leslie West.

rostit: peter kris

Who the hell is that?

Why did he squeak at the kids and their fat uncle?

nopokerface: rostit: peter kris

Who the hell is that?

he's just making people up again

Ace Frehley is the sexiest man ever. He makes me feel tingly.

QueenBee: oh and may I add that was the best 1 min. and 22 seconds of my life?

I'M SORRY I ONLY LASTED 1min AND 10sec!!!

Was that the guy from American Movie?

nopokerface: Who the hell is that?

rostit: nopokerface: Who the hell is that?

I appreciate the effort, sir;)

Der Poopflinger: I'M SORRY I ONLY LASTED 1min AND 10sec!!!

you need to work on your stamina

QueenBee: you need to work on your stamina

it was a full minute longer then the last time!

I'm Ace Frehley's Ghost, and I approve this message.

/gods that was cheesy
//I love it

We're all aware that Ace Frehley is alive, yes?

vevolis: We're all aware that Ace Frehley is alive, yes?

Shhhh! Don't f*ck up the meme.

It was good until Ace said, "Enh!"

Then it was great.

vevolis: We're all aware that Ace Frehley is alive, yes?

I'd appreciate if you did not sully Space Ace's memory.

RIP

vevolis: We're all aware that Ace Frehley is alive, yes?

Ace Frehley's Ghost: I'm Ace Frehley's Ghost, and I approve this message.

Um, I think he's dead, Jim...

ApatheticMonkey: Why did he squeak at the kids and their fat uncle?

It's a call back to the Awk-ing noise he wouldn't stop making in Kiss Meets The Phantom. Same thing with the thumb - In the film he used his thumbs to teleport.

True Story: Ace was my neighbor after his run with KISS. Used to catch him in the paper with his wife, getting busted for filling fake prescriptions.

Also True: Used to see him & his family at Midnight Mass, Christmas. His complexion was literally green. Droopy & pockmarked (still boozing at the time).

Never got close enough to shake his hand at the "peace be with you"

vevolis: Totally seeing Kiss on July 21st. Not quite sure who's subbing for Ace & Peter Criss. Too lazy to check Wikipedia I suppose.

I think Tommy Thayer is on guitar still. He's real good, but he's not Ace.

Fish!: I think Tommy Thayer is on guitar still. He's real good, but he's not Ace.

He used to be Ace's guitar tech. Gene and Paul got him to work cheap.

spewing: It was good until Ace said, "Enh!"

Then it was great.

I wonder who gets the joke....
That was one of his great lines from the movie Kiss Meets the Phantom
Too funny

A simple kind word about Ace Frehley in the Music tab!

/there you go npf

nopokerface: Fish!: I think Tommy Thayer is on guitar still. He's real good, but he's not Ace.

He used to be Ace's guitar tech. Gene and Paul got him to work cheap.

I did not know that. I wonder how many times that's happened - where the tech gets pulled on stage when the main guy can't go on?

Apparently, he played poker well.

accountblocked: spewing: It was good until Ace said, "Enh!"

Then it was great.

I wonder who gets the joke....
That was one of his great lines from the movie Kiss Meets the Phantom
Too funny

"Ahn!" is one of Ace's all time great lines. There are accounts of him blurting that all the time for decades... it's his thing. Supposedly, he even said it to Gene and Paul at that first audition with the 2 different colored high-tops. The drunker he'd get, the more he'd giggle and go "AHN!" and call everyone Curley.

I think I can, 20 years after last seeing KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park, recite EVERY STINKING LINE ACE SAID IN THAT "MOVIE"! (Great for drinking games):

1) Ahn!
2) AHN! AHN!
3) Insufficient data at the moment Starchild!
4) AWK!
4) She wants a Rocket Ride! She wants a Rocket Ride!
5) AHN!
6) I'll bend these beams with my mind!
7) AHN! HAHAHAHA!
and finally...
8) And they've got guns!

I sh*t you not, I'm pretty sure that's all of them. Me and a friend got drunk one night and just had to write them down.



Loosely translated from that Dunkin' Donuts commercial: "I'll give you a P&L statement"

Oops, let's try that with an actual image:

ApatheticMonkey
Why did he squeak at the kids and their fat uncle?

In the movie Kiss Meets the Phantom, It was the only line they gave him because he was so tore up all the time he couldn't memorize any lines. They even brought in a double to play some scenes and that was a black dude.

/Go figure

Yes, but how's Jeff Goldblum doing?

I only hope it'll live up to Chinese Democracy's high standards. Maybe some tracks can find their way onto the Duke Nukem Forever soundtrack! Oh...

/good things come to those who wait...
//...but, sadly, waiting has an expiration date
///still, bonus points for the ad's self-awareness

Hey Gene, this is the best Kiss song:
Shock Me studio version (new window)

that wasn't bad background music.
maybe ill check out the album

in a landscape: that wasn't bad background music.
maybe ill check out the album

Same here.

Back in 86 we went to see Frehley's Comet at the same small club where we'd seen Metallica the year before.

Ace was a little timid when the band first hit the stage, but the reaction of the crowd cheered him up and made him loosen up. By the end of the show Ace was back in full form, and the club was a wall-to-wall mosh pit.

"Shock Me" nearly brought the house down.

I'd rather listen to a posthumous new release by Ace than that damned new Kiss album coming out soon with fake Ace and Fake (but better) Peter.

Fish!: nopokerface: Fish!: I think Tommy Thayer is on guitar still. He's real good, but he's not Ace.

He used to be Ace's guitar tech. Gene and Paul got him to work cheap.

I did not know that. I wonder how many times that's happened - where the tech gets pulled on stage when the main guy can't go on?

A lot, and for obvious reasons....

no clever name here just move along 2009-07-03 09:49:42 AM
no way was that him on the motorcycle...

Looked like Danny Bonaduce...

Does this mean we have to hear Gene Simmons speak again?

/please god nooooo!

ghoulie_mask:I think I can, 20 years after last seeing KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park, recite EVERY STINKING LINE ACE SAID IN THAT "MOVIE"! (Great for drinking games):

1) Ahn!
2) AHN! AHN!
3) Insufficient data at the moment Starchild!
4) AWK!
4) She wants a Rocket Ride! She wants a Rocket Ride!
5) AHN!
6) I'll bend these beams with my mind!
7) AHN! HAHAHAHA!
and finally...
8) And they've got guns!

I sh*t you not, I'm pretty sure that's all of them. Me and a friend got drunk one night and just had to write them down.

You forgot "So much for my solo!"

rocinante721: True Story: Ace was my neighbor after his run with KISS. Used to catch him in the paper with his wife, getting busted for filling fake prescriptions.

I think that turned out to be an impersonator, didn't it?

What's wrong with you people?

It's 'Ack!'

Like Bill the Cat.