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(AP) Dumbass Hortonville hottie humps a human ... 14-year-old boy. And gets impregnated by him. Again   (madison.com) divider line 103
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Megain [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 11:21:53 PM  
megain.smugmug.com

 
Playerslight 2009-07-02 11:50:42 PM  
Oooh, she's wearing glasses in yours. I think this one's an old one:

img13.imageshack.us

 
dahmers love zombie [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 11:58:58 PM  
Yeah, if I was 14 I'd have hit it. And if I was 12 I probably would have hit too, with my tiny hairless prepubescent pen0r.

/quite different now
//hairy

 
Jakevol2 2009-07-03 12:36:12 AM  
Who boy!

 
British 2009-07-03 12:37:30 AM  
So does the rape victim have to pay child support? Eh, no.

 
Inibrius 2009-07-03 12:37:48 AM  
FTFA:
Lacy Sommers faces new charges of repeated sexual assault of a child and bail jumping involving contact with the boy, now 14, who lives in New London.

Am I the only one that read that BALL jumping and wondered wtf that was?

 
olddinosaur 2009-07-03 12:38:20 AM  
I woulda hit it at 14.

And at 18.

And at 22.

And right now, if it would hold still long enough.

 
Gravyguts 2009-07-03 12:38:50 AM  
maybe vigorous coitus?

 
Mr. Potatoass 2009-07-03 12:39:20 AM  
The jizz is strong in this one.

 
Georgos [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 12:39:22 AM  
On and on and on and on, Wisconsin!

 
Excen 2009-07-03 12:39:40 AM  
She's a solid meh. I'd fark it, but wouldn't give her my real name or phone number.

/Cue the Buckcherry. . .

 
buzzvert [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 12:39:59 AM  
I meant what I said, and I said what I meant. I wouldn't hit that, 100 per-cent.

 
GGracie [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 12:40:57 AM  
Mary Kay Letourneau must be contagious

 
Notabunny 2009-07-03 12:42:22 AM  
Inibrius: Am I the only one that read that BALL jumping and wondered wtf that was?

I figured it was just one of those funny English things

 
PfizerX 2009-07-03 12:42:25 AM  
www.jokedujour.com

/Hot.

 
biggaryk 2009-07-03 12:42:44 AM  
3-4 beers would probably be enough for me to hit it.

 
buzzvert [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 12:42:52 AM  
Oh! And a pervert's a pervert, no matter how small.

 
Wolfinstl 2009-07-03 12:43:31 AM  
So, if it were a 20 year-old guy and a 14 year-old girl, do you think there would have a greater reaction?

 
buzzvert [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 12:44:23 AM  
Wolfinstl: So, if it were a 20 year-old guy and a 14 year-old girl, do you think there would have a greater reaction?

Cue fark grid of teacher student interaction....

 
crab66 2009-07-03 12:44:51 AM  
It's okay because it's a women and a boy.


If it's a man impregnating a 14 year old girl....then you have something to be outraged about.

 
fotbr 2009-07-03 12:45:18 AM  
I'd hit it. Both when I was 14 and now.

 
ipeeintheshower 2009-07-03 12:46:48 AM  
It's okay because it's a women and a boy.

If it's a man impregnating a 14 year old girl....then you have something to be outraged about.



So you're the authority on what I'm allowed to be outraged about? I hardly think that's the case.

 
Adjective Bird Whiskey [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 12:47:09 AM  
Sup kinda-plain ho.

 
Dee Snarl 2009-07-03 12:47:29 AM  
HIS BOYS CAN SWIM!!

 
brap [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 12:47:35 AM  
Whoreton Here's A Womb?

 
buzzvert [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 12:47:47 AM  
Ah. here it is

www.gunaxin.com

 
SwiftFox [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 12:47:49 AM  
buzzvert img.fark.net: I meant what I said, and I said what I meant. I wouldn't hit that, 100 per-cent.

Who?

www.triggur.org

Links to NSFW story

 
brap [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 12:49:06 AM  
Late.

/cold

 
wotnartd 2009-07-03 12:51:13 AM  
I went to elementary school with her brother.

 
Retort [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-03 12:51:51 AM  
Hittable, but it must be damn clear by now that she's a bunny boiler.

 
Sarcastica75 [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 12:54:37 AM  
Playerslight: Oooh, she's wearing glasses in yours. I think this one's an old one:

If that is a hottie then perhaps I don't understand what that word means.

 
mortimer_ford 2009-07-03 12:54:48 AM  
Stop posting pictures of the boy.

 
JerkyMeat 2009-07-03 12:54:55 AM  
She'd be fun if she wasn't getting pregnant with each romp.

 
Pmoon 2009-07-03 01:01:30 AM  
SwiftFox: buzzvert : I meant what I said, and I said what I meant. I wouldn't hit that, 100 per-cent.

Who?



Links to NSFW story


Great story! Thanks for posting it!

 
Slick Johnson 2009-07-03 01:01:31 AM  
The next generation Cougar.

I would not hit it with a bat,
I would not hit it with a cat.
I would not hit it with a rock,
If drunk I'd hit it with my cock.

 
RemyDuron 2009-07-03 01:02:10 AM  
You know, I don't really have a problem with this. I know, it's wrong, but honestly, does it hurt anybody? If the kid was prepubescent that would be one thing, but I am 23, I remember being 13 and 14, and it would not have bothered me to bang a cute 20 year old like her. She's only 6 years older than him.

Would I think the same thing if it was a 14 year old girl with a cute 20 year old? I don't know, maybe. But I think it isn't too controversial to say that the psychology of sex is different in males and females. Plus an underage girl can get pregnant.

 
The_Gallant_Gallstone [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 01:04:11 AM  
RemyDuron: Would I think the same thing if it was a 14 year old girl with a cute 20 year old? I don't know, maybe. But I think it isn't too controversial to say that the psychology of sex is different in males and females. Plus an underage girl can get pregnant.

I say it is a good thing the criminal law is not subject to your sentimentality.

 
Obnox [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-03 01:05:07 AM  
PfizerX: /Hot.

A childhood classic. That's where I learned to keep the pimp hand strong.

 
ignite ice 2009-07-03 01:06:04 AM  
She looks more attractive in the pic with the glasses... hrm. Not hot or something, just, kind of cute.

 
tereklusec 2009-07-03 01:06:29 AM  
RemyDuron: You know, I don't really have a problem with this. I know, it's wrong, but honestly, does it hurt anybody? If the kid was prepubescent that would be one thing, but I am 23, I remember being 13 and 14, and it would not have bothered me to bang a cute 20 year old like her. She's only 6 years older than him.

Would I think the same thing if it was a 14 year old girl with a cute 20 year old? I don't know, maybe. But I think it isn't too controversial to say that the psychology of sex is different in males and females. Plus an underage girl can get pregnant.


I used to think along these lines, until I realized I'm doling out cash so the government can feed the little one's mouths. Is that 14 y/o boy gonna pay child support? No. Does she have a job to support her reproductive habits? More than likely, no. Therefore, I get to pay for this shiat...so no, no I don't agree. Although...an argument could be made that it's better than a 14 y/o knocking up another 14 y/o....

 
CarrieWhite 2009-07-03 01:07:41 AM  
RemyDuron: You know, I don't really have a problem with this. I know, it's wrong, but honestly, does it hurt anybody? If the kid was prepubescent that would be one thing, but I am 23, I remember being 13 and 14, and it would not have bothered me to bang a cute 20 year old like her. She's only 6 years older than him.


Its not just about the sex - dispute that all you like - its about two children making a baby. That's certainly the best start one can have in life.

 
saneyman 2009-07-03 01:10:51 AM  
I think they made a movie about this... Dumb and Dumber

 
WilliamLeeTwitch 2009-07-03 01:12:21 AM  
dahmers love zombie: Yeah, if I was 14 I'd have hit it. And if I was 12 I probably would have hit too, with my tiny hairless prepubescent pen0r.

/quite different now
//hairy


A hairy tiny penis? Can you even find it?

 
nightfire 2009-07-03 01:15:10 AM  
CarrieWhite: RemyDuron: You know, I don't really have a problem with this. I know, it's wrong, but honestly, does it hurt anybody? If the kid was prepubescent that would be one thing, but I am 23, I remember being 13 and 14, and it would not have bothered me to bang a cute 20 year old like her. She's only 6 years older than him.


Its not just about the sex - dispute that all you like - its about two children making a baby. That's certainly the best start one can have in life.


Way to be inflamatory.

Neither person is a child. The male is a young adult (biologically) and the female is an adult (biologically and legally).

 
Tony Baloney 2009-07-03 01:18:43 AM  
Came for the "Horton Hires a Ho gags...

...leaving satisfied.

 
RemyDuron 2009-07-03 01:21:30 AM  
CarrieWhite: RemyDuron: You know, I don't really have a problem with this. I know, it's wrong, but honestly, does it hurt anybody? If the kid was prepubescent that would be one thing, but I am 23, I remember being 13 and 14, and it would not have bothered me to bang a cute 20 year old like her. She's only 6 years older than him.


Its not just about the sex - dispute that all you like - its about two children making a baby. That's certainly the best start one can have in life.


Then why don't we arrest someone when two underage kids have sex? That's not the reason, and you know it. I know the law can't really sexually differentiate here but. . .

I was a 14 year old boy. I can't bring my self to call this guy a victim.

 
Paraphrase 2009-07-03 01:23:09 AM  
Didn't they come to the conclusion that she had been cheating on him with another dude who wasn't a toddler, and that he was actually the father, but she pinned it on the kid? Yeah. Real class act here. I'm sure this one isn't his either.

 
andyofne [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 01:23:47 AM  
RemyDuron: Plus an underage girl can get pregnant.

Whereas full sized girls can't?

 
saneyman 2009-07-03 01:24:41 AM  
nightfire: CarrieWhite: RemyDuron: You know, I don't really have a problem with this. I know, it's wrong, but honestly, does it hurt anybody? If the kid was prepubescent that would be one thing, but I am 23, I remember being 13 and 14, and it would not have bothered me to bang a cute 20 year old like her. She's only 6 years older than him.


Its not just about the sex - dispute that all you like - its about two children making a baby. That's certainly the best start one can have in life.

Way to be inflamatory.

Neither person is a child. The male is a young adult (biologically) and the female is an adult (biologically and legally).


I do not know how old you are, I am only 27, but in my opinion, these two are more than likely mentally children with irresponsible parents times 4

 
Retort [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-03 01:27:08 AM  
RemyDuron: You know, I don't really have a problem with this. I know, it's wrong, but honestly, does it hurt anybody? If the kid was prepubescent that would be one thing, but I am 23, I remember being 13 and 14, and it would not have bothered me to bang a cute 20 year old like her. She's only 6 years older than him.

Would I think the same thing if it was a 14 year old girl with a cute 20 year old? I don't know, maybe. But I think it isn't too controversial to say that the psychology of sex is different in males and females. Plus an underage girl can get pregnant.


You can't outthink a 20 year old when you're 13 or 14. You can't even reasonably work out your own will from theirs. All that's going to happen is you're going to be manipulated and used. Even if they're not deliberately trying to hurt you, it stunts you.

 
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