msheda: UnspokenVoice:
Hmm... I'm not sure but I think 14 is legal in my state? If not then it is 16. I think it's 14 if there is parental consent.

How does that work exactly, Mom, dad, can I go fark the babysitter?

/sign za papers!
//sign za papers now!
///sign za.. ooops.. nevermind.. too late...

I can't say as I've ever tried it. I can only imagine it would damper the mood and be rather creepy to try. Actually, WTF? I'll see what I can do, call it research...

Tony Baloney: Came for the "Horton Hires a Ho gags... ...leaving satisfied.

I must have missed all of them. So...

Hortonville has a ho.

DrBear: Hey, where were the girls like this when I was growing up in Hortonville and was 14?

/which would have been 1971 and I was in eighth grade
//we did have a girl in our class who wore a loosely-crocheted dress and was forced to go home and change.
///Go Hortonville Polar Bears!

And you actually admit to being from Hortonville?

/Grew up in New London.
//Hortonville is the New Sheboygan
///The only good thing about Hortonville, Wisconsin is Rachel and Carl's Drive-In.