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(AP) Dumbass Hortonville hottie humps a human ... 14-year-old boy. And gets impregnated by him. Again   (madison.com) divider line 103
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Megain [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 11:21:53 PM  
megain.smugmug.com

 
Playerslight 2009-07-02 11:50:42 PM  
Oooh, she's wearing glasses in yours. I think this one's an old one:

img13.imageshack.us

 
dahmers love zombie [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 11:58:58 PM  
Yeah, if I was 14 I'd have hit it. And if I was 12 I probably would have hit too, with my tiny hairless prepubescent pen0r.

/quite different now
//hairy

 
Jakevol2 2009-07-03 12:36:12 AM  
Who boy!

 
British 2009-07-03 12:37:30 AM  
So does the rape victim have to pay child support? Eh, no.

 
Inibrius 2009-07-03 12:37:48 AM  
FTFA:
Lacy Sommers faces new charges of repeated sexual assault of a child and bail jumping involving contact with the boy, now 14, who lives in New London.

Am I the only one that read that BALL jumping and wondered wtf that was?

 
olddinosaur 2009-07-03 12:38:20 AM  
I woulda hit it at 14.

And at 18.

And at 22.

And right now, if it would hold still long enough.

 
Gravyguts 2009-07-03 12:38:50 AM  
maybe vigorous coitus?

 
Mr. Potatoass 2009-07-03 12:39:20 AM  
The jizz is strong in this one.

 
Georgos [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 12:39:22 AM  
On and on and on and on, Wisconsin!

 
Excen 2009-07-03 12:39:40 AM  
She's a solid meh. I'd fark it, but wouldn't give her my real name or phone number.

/Cue the Buckcherry. . .

 
buzzvert [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 12:39:59 AM  
I meant what I said, and I said what I meant. I wouldn't hit that, 100 per-cent.

 
GGracie [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 12:40:57 AM  
Mary Kay Letourneau must be contagious

 
Notabunny 2009-07-03 12:42:22 AM  
Inibrius: Am I the only one that read that BALL jumping and wondered wtf that was?

I figured it was just one of those funny English things

 
PfizerX 2009-07-03 12:42:25 AM  
www.jokedujour.com

/Hot.

 
biggaryk 2009-07-03 12:42:44 AM  
3-4 beers would probably be enough for me to hit it.

 
buzzvert [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 12:42:52 AM  
Oh! And a pervert's a pervert, no matter how small.

 
Wolfinstl 2009-07-03 12:43:31 AM  
So, if it were a 20 year-old guy and a 14 year-old girl, do you think there would have a greater reaction?

 
buzzvert [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 12:44:23 AM  
Wolfinstl: So, if it were a 20 year-old guy and a 14 year-old girl, do you think there would have a greater reaction?

Cue fark grid of teacher student interaction....

 
crab66 2009-07-03 12:44:51 AM  
It's okay because it's a women and a boy.


If it's a man impregnating a 14 year old girl....then you have something to be outraged about.

 
fotbr 2009-07-03 12:45:18 AM  
I'd hit it. Both when I was 14 and now.

 
ipeeintheshower 2009-07-03 12:46:48 AM  
It's okay because it's a women and a boy.

If it's a man impregnating a 14 year old girl....then you have something to be outraged about.



So you're the authority on what I'm allowed to be outraged about? I hardly think that's the case.

 
Adjective Bird Whiskey [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 12:47:09 AM  
Sup kinda-plain ho.

 
Dee Snarl 2009-07-03 12:47:29 AM  
HIS BOYS CAN SWIM!!

 
brap [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 12:47:35 AM  
Whoreton Here's A Womb?

 
buzzvert [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 12:47:47 AM  
Ah. here it is

www.gunaxin.com

 
SwiftFox [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 12:47:49 AM  
buzzvert img.fark.net: I meant what I said, and I said what I meant. I wouldn't hit that, 100 per-cent.

Who?

www.triggur.org

Links to NSFW story

 
brap [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 12:49:06 AM  
Late.

/cold

 
wotnartd 2009-07-03 12:51:13 AM  
I went to elementary school with her brother.

 
Retort [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-03 12:51:51 AM  
Hittable, but it must be damn clear by now that she's a bunny boiler.

 
Sarcastica75 [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 12:54:37 AM  
Playerslight: Oooh, she's wearing glasses in yours. I think this one's an old one:

If that is a hottie then perhaps I don't understand what that word means.

 
mortimer_ford 2009-07-03 12:54:48 AM  
Stop posting pictures of the boy.

 
JerkyMeat 2009-07-03 12:54:55 AM  
She'd be fun if she wasn't getting pregnant with each romp.

 
Pmoon 2009-07-03 01:01:30 AM  
SwiftFox: buzzvert : I meant what I said, and I said what I meant. I wouldn't hit that, 100 per-cent.

Who?



Links to NSFW story


Great story! Thanks for posting it!

 
Slick Johnson 2009-07-03 01:01:31 AM  
The next generation Cougar.

I would not hit it with a bat,
I would not hit it with a cat.
I would not hit it with a rock,
If drunk I'd hit it with my cock.

 
RemyDuron 2009-07-03 01:02:10 AM  
You know, I don't really have a problem with this. I know, it's wrong, but honestly, does it hurt anybody? If the kid was prepubescent that would be one thing, but I am 23, I remember being 13 and 14, and it would not have bothered me to bang a cute 20 year old like her. She's only 6 years older than him.

Would I think the same thing if it was a 14 year old girl with a cute 20 year old? I don't know, maybe. But I think it isn't too controversial to say that the psychology of sex is different in males and females. Plus an underage girl can get pregnant.

 
The_Gallant_Gallstone [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 01:04:11 AM  
RemyDuron: Would I think the same thing if it was a 14 year old girl with a cute 20 year old? I don't know, maybe. But I think it isn't too controversial to say that the psychology of sex is different in males and females. Plus an underage girl can get pregnant.

I say it is a good thing the criminal law is not subject to your sentimentality.

 
Obnox [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-03 01:05:07 AM  
PfizerX: /Hot.

A childhood classic. That's where I learned to keep the pimp hand strong.

 
ignite ice 2009-07-03 01:06:04 AM  
She looks more attractive in the pic with the glasses... hrm. Not hot or something, just, kind of cute.

 
tereklusec 2009-07-03 01:06:29 AM  
RemyDuron: You know, I don't really have a problem with this. I know, it's wrong, but honestly, does it hurt anybody? If the kid was prepubescent that would be one thing, but I am 23, I remember being 13 and 14, and it would not have bothered me to bang a cute 20 year old like her. She's only 6 years older than him.

Would I think the same thing if it was a 14 year old girl with a cute 20 year old? I don't know, maybe. But I think it isn't too controversial to say that the psychology of sex is different in males and females. Plus an underage girl can get pregnant.


I used to think along these lines, until I realized I'm doling out cash so the government can feed the little one's mouths. Is that 14 y/o boy gonna pay child support? No. Does she have a job to support her reproductive habits? More than likely, no. Therefore, I get to pay for this shiat...so no, no I don't agree. Although...an argument could be made that it's better than a 14 y/o knocking up another 14 y/o....

 
CarrieWhite 2009-07-03 01:07:41 AM  
RemyDuron: You know, I don't really have a problem with this. I know, it's wrong, but honestly, does it hurt anybody? If the kid was prepubescent that would be one thing, but I am 23, I remember being 13 and 14, and it would not have bothered me to bang a cute 20 year old like her. She's only 6 years older than him.


Its not just about the sex - dispute that all you like - its about two children making a baby. That's certainly the best start one can have in life.

 
saneyman 2009-07-03 01:10:51 AM  
I think they made a movie about this... Dumb and Dumber

 
WilliamLeeTwitch 2009-07-03 01:12:21 AM  
dahmers love zombie: Yeah, if I was 14 I'd have hit it. And if I was 12 I probably would have hit too, with my tiny hairless prepubescent pen0r.

/quite different now
//hairy


A hairy tiny penis? Can you even find it?

 
nightfire 2009-07-03 01:15:10 AM  
CarrieWhite: RemyDuron: You know, I don't really have a problem with this. I know, it's wrong, but honestly, does it hurt anybody? If the kid was prepubescent that would be one thing, but I am 23, I remember being 13 and 14, and it would not have bothered me to bang a cute 20 year old like her. She's only 6 years older than him.


Its not just about the sex - dispute that all you like - its about two children making a baby. That's certainly the best start one can have in life.


Way to be inflamatory.

Neither person is a child. The male is a young adult (biologically) and the female is an adult (biologically and legally).

 
Tony Baloney 2009-07-03 01:18:43 AM  
Came for the "Horton Hires a Ho gags...

...leaving satisfied.

 
RemyDuron 2009-07-03 01:21:30 AM  
CarrieWhite: RemyDuron: You know, I don't really have a problem with this. I know, it's wrong, but honestly, does it hurt anybody? If the kid was prepubescent that would be one thing, but I am 23, I remember being 13 and 14, and it would not have bothered me to bang a cute 20 year old like her. She's only 6 years older than him.


Its not just about the sex - dispute that all you like - its about two children making a baby. That's certainly the best start one can have in life.


Then why don't we arrest someone when two underage kids have sex? That's not the reason, and you know it. I know the law can't really sexually differentiate here but. . .

I was a 14 year old boy. I can't bring my self to call this guy a victim.

 
Paraphrase 2009-07-03 01:23:09 AM  
Didn't they come to the conclusion that she had been cheating on him with another dude who wasn't a toddler, and that he was actually the father, but she pinned it on the kid? Yeah. Real class act here. I'm sure this one isn't his either.

 
andyofne [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 01:23:47 AM  
RemyDuron: Plus an underage girl can get pregnant.

Whereas full sized girls can't?

 
saneyman 2009-07-03 01:24:41 AM  
nightfire: CarrieWhite: RemyDuron: You know, I don't really have a problem with this. I know, it's wrong, but honestly, does it hurt anybody? If the kid was prepubescent that would be one thing, but I am 23, I remember being 13 and 14, and it would not have bothered me to bang a cute 20 year old like her. She's only 6 years older than him.


Its not just about the sex - dispute that all you like - its about two children making a baby. That's certainly the best start one can have in life.

Way to be inflamatory.

Neither person is a child. The male is a young adult (biologically) and the female is an adult (biologically and legally).


I do not know how old you are, I am only 27, but in my opinion, these two are more than likely mentally children with irresponsible parents times 4

 
Retort [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-03 01:27:08 AM  
RemyDuron: You know, I don't really have a problem with this. I know, it's wrong, but honestly, does it hurt anybody? If the kid was prepubescent that would be one thing, but I am 23, I remember being 13 and 14, and it would not have bothered me to bang a cute 20 year old like her. She's only 6 years older than him.

Would I think the same thing if it was a 14 year old girl with a cute 20 year old? I don't know, maybe. But I think it isn't too controversial to say that the psychology of sex is different in males and females. Plus an underage girl can get pregnant.


You can't outthink a 20 year old when you're 13 or 14. You can't even reasonably work out your own will from theirs. All that's going to happen is you're going to be manipulated and used. Even if they're not deliberately trying to hurt you, it stunts you.

 
Sabyen91 [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 01:27:28 AM  
ipeeintheshower: It's okay because it's a women and a boy.

If it's a man impregnating a 14 year old girl....then you have something to be outraged about.


So you're the authority on what I'm allowed to be outraged about? I hardly think that's the case.


No, it looked like a sardonic comment on society.

 
Retort [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-03 01:28:23 AM  
Paraphrase: Didn't they come to the conclusion that she had been cheating on him with another dude who wasn't a toddler, and that he was actually the father, but she pinned it on the kid? Yeah. Real class act here. I'm sure this one isn't his either.

That was in the UK. Wouldn't surprise me if it happened again though.

 
Sabyen91 [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 01:28:25 AM  
CarrieWhite: RemyDuron: You know, I don't really have a problem with this. I know, it's wrong, but honestly, does it hurt anybody? If the kid was prepubescent that would be one thing, but I am 23, I remember being 13 and 14, and it would not have bothered me to bang a cute 20 year old like her. She's only 6 years older than him.


Its not just about the sex - dispute that all you like - its about two children making a baby. That's certainly the best start one can have in life.


No, it isn't. If it were a 14 and 16 year old no story would have been written.

 
Gawdzila 2009-07-03 01:32:29 AM  
i63.photobucket.com

Not super hot, but quite hittable.
I would have totally gone for that at 13 or 14.

 
buckets_of_fun 2009-07-03 01:34:18 AM  
Here's the Wisconsin Circuit court record for Lacy Summers.
Link (new window)

 
Sabyen91 [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 01:37:29 AM  
I am from Wisconsin so I am close but dayum, I would not hit it.

 
djZorbof 2009-07-03 01:51:09 AM  
Gawdzila: Not super hot, but quite hittable.
I would have totally gone for that at 13 or 14.


Son, you're drunk. Hand over the beer.

/also drunk
//would hit it after this next drink

 
Sabyen91 [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 01:55:57 AM  
djZorbof: Gawdzila: Not super hot, but quite hittable.
I would have totally gone for that at 13 or 14.

Son, you're drunk. Hand over the beer.

/also drunk
//would hit it after this next drink


At 14 and drunk, yes. Hittable. Then again, Rachel Dratch would be hittable at 14 and drunk.

 
Gawdzila 2009-07-03 02:01:13 AM  
djZorbof: Son, you're drunk. Hand over the beer.

/also drunk
//would hit it after this next drink


Eh, the pictures make her look plain, but she has a nice face.
And I'm drinking sangria, thanks :p

 
hicksfa2 2009-07-03 02:27:12 AM  
I fail to see how this is "rape" or "molestation" of a 14 year old...

The kid obviously knows his johnson works, knows how to use it, and what it can do...And engages in sex....with older women

Isn't that like every 14 year old's dream (albeit, not with this nasty hag...but that's not the point)

 
HBK 2009-07-03 02:30:47 AM  
blog.lib.umn.edu
AGE 6

megain.smugmug.com
AGE 20

 
Sixxtwo 2009-07-03 02:37:11 AM  
A man would still be getting rear-pillaged in prison for 2-5 years the first time around, and this is the second time?

Dont get me wrong ladies....I fully believe in equal rights.

 
nebjammer 2009-07-03 02:38:52 AM  
The Pinta, the Mia, the Santa Maria, Ill do ya in the butt while your drinking sangria! that biatch got served

 
crab66 2009-07-03 02:47:43 AM  
RemyDuron: You know, I don't really have a problem with this. I know, it's wrong, but honestly, does it hurt anybody? If the kid was prepubescent that would be one thing, but I am 23, I remember being 13 and 14, and it would not have bothered me to bang a cute 20 year old like her. She's only 6 years older than him.

Would I think the same thing if it was a 14 year old girl with a cute 20 year old? I don't know, maybe. But I think it isn't too controversial to say that the psychology of sex is different in males and females. Plus an underage girl can get pregnant.


This kind of moronic double standard is responsible for many of the problems in modern society.

 
illuminatis 2009-07-03 02:54:33 AM  
1.bp.blogspot.com

I`m sorry but in no way can this Lacy be classified as a "hottie"

images.askmen.com

On the other hand this Lacey is most definitely a hottie.

 
Relatively Obscure [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 03:05:10 AM  
Hit it? Yes. Yes, I would.

 
syzygy whizz [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 03:10:02 AM  
Wolfinstl: So, if it were a 20 year-old guy and a 14 year-old girl, do you think there would have a greater reaction?

Well, purely on a biological note, yeah.
At fourteen, a girl isn't fully developed enough to be able to safely (operative word there, folks) carry a child to term even if all the plumbing is operational.
The skeleton and immune system are still under construction and interrupting their development to pump out a rugrat farks up the process permanently.
A twenty-year old female has a much better chance of producing a healthy child and not farking up her own system in the process.

A fourteen-year old boy, on the other hand...well, if the kid ain't shootin' blanks, then he's probably ahead of the curve...
but 20/14 is still too much of an age difference at this stage of the game, no matter on which side.

/ IMHO, anyway
// or if they absolutely gotta fark, then they shouldn't be procreating
/// will cop to having a bug up me arse about irresponsible procreation
//// it really pisses me off
// slashies! (obligatory)

 
yournightmare 2009-07-03 03:29:28 AM  
RemyDuron:

Then why don't we arrest someone when two underage kids have sex? That's not the reason, and you know it. I know the law can't really sexually differentiate here but. . .

That happens. There was a news story a year or two ago here in the States about a 14-year-old boy having sex with a 15-year-old girl. They got caught because the girl got pregnant. Guess who the only person charged with statutory rape was? Yep, the boy.

 
Dustin_00 2009-07-03 03:42:14 AM  
I know, it's wrong, but honestly, does it hurt anybody?

I feel sorry for the 2 children that are being born into this "family".

 
jst3p 2009-07-03 03:46:02 AM  
crab66: RemyDuron: You know, I don't really have a problem with this. I know, it's wrong, but honestly, does it hurt anybody? If the kid was prepubescent that would be one thing, but I am 23, I remember being 13 and 14, and it would not have bothered me to bang a cute 20 year old like her. She's only 6 years older than him.

Would I think the same thing if it was a 14 year old girl with a cute 20 year old? I don't know, maybe. But I think it isn't too controversial to say that the psychology of sex is different in males and females. Plus an underage girl can get pregnant.

This kind of moronic double standard is responsible for many of the problems in modern society.


The moronic idea that males and females are exactly the same is responsible for more.

 
mjjt [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 03:54:43 AM  
yeah yeah we're all envious of a 14yo getting action way ahead of his time, but for crissake - 14yo and you've already got 2 lots of child support on your shoulders???

 
RemyDuron 2009-07-03 03:59:57 AM  
Retort: RemyDuron: You know, I don't really have a problem with this. I know, it's wrong, but honestly, does it hurt anybody? If the kid was prepubescent that would be one thing, but I am 23, I remember being 13 and 14, and it would not have bothered me to bang a cute 20 year old like her. She's only 6 years older than him.

Would I think the same thing if it was a 14 year old girl with a cute 20 year old? I don't know, maybe. But I think it isn't too controversial to say that the psychology of sex is different in males and females. Plus an underage girl can get pregnant.

You can't outthink a 20 year old when you're 13 or 14. You can't even reasonably work out your own will from theirs. All that's going to happen is you're going to be manipulated and used. Even if they're not deliberately trying to hurt you, it stunts you.


I don't think it would. People say all kinds of things stunt young people. Pornography, drugs, violent video games. In my experience, none of it is true.

Sure, on average a 20 year old will be smarter than a 14 year old, but I don't think enough so to mean the relationship isn't workable.

You see, what bothers me about this is we only legislate power differences in a relationship due to one factor: age. And I think it's a terrible way to do it. Maybe, on average, a relationship between a 14 year old boy and a 20 year old girl would be unbalanced, but there is such variations in 20 year olds and 14 year old I don't think it is at all right that it is considered criminal.

 
ben_oakmag 2009-07-03 04:04:29 AM  
Inibrius: Am I the only one that read that BALL jumping and wondered wtf that was?

I read it the same way too and was about to FTF all of us.... but when I understood it was bail, I figured I either needed stronger glasses, or I should stop leaning back and slouching in my chair, and get my face closer to the monitor..... but I did have a pretty good idea of what "ball jumping" might be, and look like.

 
RemyDuron 2009-07-03 04:04:43 AM  
crab66: RemyDuron: You know, I don't really have a problem with this. I know, it's wrong, but honestly, does it hurt anybody? If the kid was prepubescent that would be one thing, but I am 23, I remember being 13 and 14, and it would not have bothered me to bang a cute 20 year old like her. She's only 6 years older than him.

Would I think the same thing if it was a 14 year old girl with a cute 20 year old? I don't know, maybe. But I think it isn't too controversial to say that the psychology of sex is different in males and females. Plus an underage girl can get pregnant.

This kind of moronic double standard is responsible for many of the problems in modern society.


Because I think male sexuality and female sexuality is different? Oh horror.

This wasn't his teacher (at least as far as I know), she was abusing no authority she had. It's retarded that they didn't use a rubber, but oh well. I'm not saying the kid should be liable for child support, I'm just saying she shouldn't go to prison.

 
RemyDuron 2009-07-03 04:05:57 AM  
illuminatis: I`m sorry but in no way can this Lacy be classified as a "hottie"



On the other hand this Lacey is most definitely a hottie.


Honestly, I'd rather fark the one on top. Sure, the bottom one has nice breasts, but the face is so much more important than the breasts IMO.

Plus, you are comparing someone dressed up and prepared to look good to someone in a mug shot. Hardly fair. Although maybe the overdressed part is why I find the bottom one so unappealing.

 
Gawdzila 2009-07-03 04:13:53 AM  
illuminatis: I`m sorry but in no way can this Lacy be classified as a "hottie"

On the other hand this Lacey is most definitely a hottie.



May I point out that you're comparing a poorly lit, unflattering, mugshot-like photo of an average 20-year-old to a picture of a Hollywood actress in a designer dress and professional make-up?

No one is saying she is OMGHAWT, but honestly the girl has a nice face, if somewhat unremarkable, and she probably cleans up nicely. Don't be hatin', not all of us can pull movie stars like you apparently can :p

 
wordfool 2009-07-03 04:14:51 AM  
HBK, that's hilarious. Little Miss Sunshine isn't so little anymore....

 
fanbladesaresharp 2009-07-03 04:22:03 AM  
Cut to the chase.......Letourneu style.....I didn't know it was wrong.........

/yes you farking did.
//and you did it anyway.

 
cnstrctvcyncism 2009-07-03 05:26:14 AM  
www.independent.co.uk

is not impressed.

/pic is hot like, uh
//what?

 
Mykeru [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 05:26:38 AM  
SwiftFox: buzzvert img.fark.net: I meant what I said, and I said what I meant. I wouldn't hit that, 100 per-cent.

Who?

www.triggur.org

Links to NSFW story


Hey look, it's Fark:

www.triggur.org

 
vastrightwing 2009-07-03 06:10:24 AM  
The victim is the baby.

 
TMO 2009-07-03 06:43:51 AM  
RemyDuron: crab66: RemyDuron: You know, I don't really have a problem with this. I know, it's wrong, but honestly, does it hurt anybody? If the kid was prepubescent that would be one thing, but I am 23, I remember being 13 and 14, and it would not have bothered me to bang a cute 20 year old like her. She's only 6 years older than him.

Would I think the same thing if it was a 14 year old girl with a cute 20 year old? I don't know, maybe. But I think it isn't too controversial to say that the psychology of sex is different in males and females. Plus an underage girl can get pregnant.

This kind of moronic double standard is responsible for many of the problems in modern society.

Because I think male sexuality and female sexuality is different? Oh horror.

This wasn't his teacher (at least as far as I know), she was abusing no authority she had. It's retarded that they didn't use a rubber, but oh well. I'm not saying the kid should be liable for child support, I'm just saying she shouldn't go to prison.


May I suggest that you are arguing from a biased positon? You think the girl is kinda hot. You are like 23 or so and you think it was or coulda been hot to bang an older chick when you were 14.
So hormonally speaking you think this is ok. In other words you aren't really arguing the merits, you are just saying it woulda worked for you.

Let me also suggest that some 14 year girls think it would be kinda hot to bang a 23 year old guy. If you want to find out just how biased our society is bang a willing 14 year old girl. Knock her up, jump bail, and bang her again as long as she says its ok and you believe you love her and then compare what happens to you with what happens to the perp in this story.

 
DrBear 2009-07-03 07:15:22 AM  
Hey, where were the girls like this when I was growing up in Hortonville and was 14?

/which would have been 1971 and I was in eighth grade
//we did have a girl in our class who wore a loosely-crocheted dress and was forced to go home and change.
///Go Hortonville Polar Bears!

 
HellFace [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 07:29:50 AM  
DrBear: //we did have a girl in our class who wore a loosely-crocheted dress and was forced to go home and change.

Yeah we had a loose crotched girl in eight grade and she was forced, erm well

We didn't have to force her to do anything.

 
Nick Nostril 2009-07-03 07:31:56 AM  
Kid should get a vasectomy.

 
Cheeses H Rice 2009-07-03 07:46:44 AM  
images-partners-tbn.google.com

Outraged I am not.

 
66dude 2009-07-03 08:10:00 AM  
RemyDuron: You know, I don't really have a problem with this. I know, it's wrong, but honestly, does it hurt anybody? If the kid was prepubescent that would be one thing, but I am 23, I remember being 13 and 14, and it would not have bothered me to bang a cute 20 year old like her. She's only 6 years older than him.

Would I think the same thing if it was a 14 year old girl with a cute 20 year old? I don't know, maybe. But I think it isn't too controversial to say that the psychology of sex is different in males and females. Plus an underage girl can get pregnant.


This. Stop legislating morality!

 
jamspoon 2009-07-03 08:11:04 AM  
Inibrius: Am I the only one that read that BALL jumping and wondered wtf that was?

No, but you're the only one who "wondered wtf that was".

 
crab66 2009-07-03 08:47:25 AM  
RemyDuron: crab66: RemyDuron: You know, I don't really have a problem with this. I know, it's wrong, but honestly, does it hurt anybody? If the kid was prepubescent that would be one thing, but I am 23, I remember being 13 and 14, and it would not have bothered me to bang a cute 20 year old like her. She's only 6 years older than him.

Would I think the same thing if it was a 14 year old girl with a cute 20 year old? I don't know, maybe. But I think it isn't too controversial to say that the psychology of sex is different in males and females. Plus an underage girl can get pregnant.

This kind of moronic double standard is responsible for many of the problems in modern society.

Because I think male sexuality and female sexuality is different? Oh horror.

This wasn't his teacher (at least as far as I know), she was abusing no authority she had. It's retarded that they didn't use a rubber, but oh well. I'm not saying the kid should be liable for child support, I'm just saying she shouldn't go to prison.


You're a farking idiot. We know.

 
vegasj 2009-07-03 09:00:54 AM  
meh, I'd hit it.

look at the bright side, this cutie is keeping the 14yr olds from banging the 14yr olds!

 
eagles95 2009-07-03 09:39:56 AM  
I love Wisconsin's ongoing mission to try and out Florida Florida. Through hard work we will catch up to you in bat shiat crazy hijinks. We will not stop until we get our own tag.

/Green Bay here
//3day weekend = 3 day drinking binge
///Summer Shandy #1 gets opened at 9am local time

 
jrshull 2009-07-03 09:47:07 AM  
Sarcastica75: Playerslight: Oooh, she's wearing glasses in yours. I think this one's an old one:

If that is a hottie then perhaps I don't understand what that word means.


You should know by now there is a wide range for what passes as hot on Fark. One person's sharp knees is another's land whale. And for some, "teh goggles" need to be on the other person it seems.

/Why some think glasses turn a 5 into a 9 I will never understand.

 
just_intonation 2009-07-03 09:48:12 AM  
Retort: RemyDuron: You know, I don't really have a problem with this. I know, it's wrong, but honestly, does it hurt anybody? If the kid was prepubescent that would be one thing, but I am 23, I remember being 13 and 14, and it would not have bothered me to bang a cute 20 year old like her. She's only 6 years older than him.

Would I think the same thing if it was a 14 year old girl with a cute 20 year old? I don't know, maybe. But I think it isn't too controversial to say that the psychology of sex is different in males and females. Plus an underage girl can get pregnant.

You can't outthink a 20 year old when you're 13 or 14. You can't even reasonably work out your own will from theirs. All that's going to happen is you're going to be manipulated and used. Even if they're not deliberately trying to hurt you, it stunts you.


Your argument is weak.

I guarantee you I could out-think most 20-year-olds when I was 13 or 14.

And what 'will' is there to work out? If you're a 13 or 14-year-old male being propositioned by a reasonably attractive and horny 20 year old female? Even if you're a 23 or 24-year-old male in the same position -- same result. The sex drive wins, always.

 
Wassabi 2009-07-03 09:59:30 AM  
Everyone should be steralized as a child. At age 18 you could have it reversed once you passed a test proving you could be a good parent and weren't going to pass on idiot genes.

 
ArchAngel [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 10:11:52 AM  
Wassabi: Everyone should be steralized as a child. At age 18 you could have it reversed once you passed a test proving you could be a good parent and weren't going to pass on idiot genes.

You're so right. Sorry you failed the test but I'm glad your steralization won't be reversed.

 
Teodoro 2009-07-03 10:26:49 AM  
Came for the Caddy Shack reference, leaving saddened.

/I'd do it myself, but that's no fun.

 
machoprogrammer 2009-07-03 10:59:19 AM  
I bet she's fat. She's got the fat face. Plus, it is Wisconsin.

 
msheda 2009-07-03 11:11:32 AM  
DrBear: Hey, where were the girls like this when I was growing up in Hortonville and was 14?

/which would have been 1971 and I was in eighth grade
//we did have a girl in our class who wore a loosely-crocheted dress and was forced to go home and change.
///Go Hortonville Polaredo Bears!


ftfy

 
UnspokenVoice [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 11:42:29 AM  
Well, at least she's dedicated and likes to have sex.

By the way, for all of you saying that because he's a male he's not a real victim in this crime? I agree. I also agree that had the genders been reversed, unless it was forceful, that that too didn't make victims and should not be a crime.

Hmm... I'm not sure but I think 14 is legal in my state? If not then it is 16. I think it's 14 if there is parental consent.

 
msheda 2009-07-03 11:58:21 AM  
UnspokenVoice:
Hmm... I'm not sure but I think 14 is legal in my state? If not then it is 16. I think it's 14 if there is parental consent.


How does that work exactly, Mom, dad, can I go fark the babysitter?

/sign za papers!
//sign za papers now!
///sign za.. ooops.. nevermind.. too late...

 
UnspokenVoice [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 02:27:04 PM  
msheda: UnspokenVoice:
Hmm... I'm not sure but I think 14 is legal in my state? If not then it is 16. I think it's 14 if there is parental consent.

How does that work exactly, Mom, dad, can I go fark the babysitter?

/sign za papers!
//sign za papers now!
///sign za.. ooops.. nevermind.. too late...


I can't say as I've ever tried it. I can only imagine it would damper the mood and be rather creepy to try. Actually, WTF? I'll see what I can do, call it research...

 
Loadmaster 2009-07-03 05:43:40 PM  
Tony Baloney: Came for the "Horton Hires a Ho gags... ...leaving satisfied.

I must have missed all of them. So...

Hortonville has a ho.

 
msannomalley [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 09:31:38 PM  
DrBear: Hey, where were the girls like this when I was growing up in Hortonville and was 14?

/which would have been 1971 and I was in eighth grade
//we did have a girl in our class who wore a loosely-crocheted dress and was forced to go home and change.
///Go Hortonville Polar Bears!


And you actually admit to being from Hortonville?

/Grew up in New London.
//Hortonville is the New Sheboygan
///The only good thing about Hortonville, Wisconsin is Rachel and Carl's Drive-In.

 
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