Awww.

No brain helps this dog do what he wants to

Though it goes mainpage on Friday, it was greened the day before, thus I deem this the official CURSDAY thread:

Should have gone with truth.

A dog with two legs probably could have written a better headline too.

He has only two legs - the front and back limbs on his right side.

I think this article is fake. I don't trust the left-leaning MSM.

Subby A strong attitude helps a little 2 legged dog do anything it wants too to

fixed it for you

Came for the Li'l Brudder reference, leaving satisfied.

BWAAAAAAHH, LIL BRUDDER!!!

Canine kick it? Yes you can.

Awwww, sweet. I'm inspired to cut some of my dogs' legs off tonight.

/Should produce a heartwarming story and a tasty stew.

Whenever I see a story about an animal missing a limb or more I always have one question in mind. Which Asian restaurant did it escape from?

Shelties rock! Mine is by far the best behaved and most intelligent of my 3 dogs (a Husky & a shepherd mix being the other 2). He's getting on in years, but I can't imagine not waking up to that wagging tail.

He has legs on his right side?
Wouldn't "Tippy" be a better name?

/I keed, that's nice story.

"Is Li'l Brudder supposed to be me? Do you think of me as a one-legged puppy?"

"Uh, no. I think of you as a two-legged elephant, named Tenderfoot. 'I could power a small city with my whining!'"

"I probably could!"

TheCharmerUnderMe: Li'l Brudder

Done in one.

Chumpcheese: Subby A strong attitude helps a little 2 legged dog do anything it wants too to

fixed it for you

No, you didn't. You quoted it, added strikethrough tags, and appended the correct word. The headline still appears incorrect. You have fixed nothing.

Eudeyrn: Chumpcheese: Subby A strong attitude helps a little 2 legged dog do anything it wants too to

fixed it for you

No, you didn't. You quoted it, added strikethrough tags, and appended the correct word. The headline still appears incorrect. You have fixed nothing.

So:

QIASTAATCWFY.

Presumably.

Did the dog write the headline? Bad doggie, bad grammar. No farking cookie.

You kidding me? Who do you think rang the doorbell?

Chumpcheese: Subby A strong attitude helps a little 2 legged dog do anything it wants too to

fixed it for you

It made my head hurt as well.

Another possibility:

A strong attitude helps a little 2 legged dog do anything it wants, too.

/commas are often your friend.

He should watch out for this guy:

That little dog needs to get it a set of wheels.



Of course, it won't look like this. All of the wheels will be on one side. However, that does leave the pup with the option of getting a cool set of matching rims.

Awww, what a sweet little dog. Shelties are such sprightly little souls.

People who run puppy mills should be put into little cages with no sanitation with all the other puppy mill people and treated like how they have treated their dogs. Except they'll be neutered and not expected to breed, we have no use for their offspring.

Came for brudder, done in one.

FunkOut: Awww, what a sweet little dog. Shelties are such sprightly little souls.

People who run puppy mills should be put into little cages with no sanitation with all the other puppy mill people and treated like how they have treated their dogs. Except they'll be neutered and not expected to breed, we have no use for their offspring.

How about for medical experiments?
They might have some use.

I want to know if the puppy mill basturd was enrolled in PMITA university.

Came for the Li'l Brudder. Satisfied in the opening post.

TheCharmerUnderMe Li'l Brudder

I...I don't know what I'm doing with my life...

Came for lil' brudder...

/heart of a champion

Came in for lil' brudder, as well. Good job.

capitalQ: Came for the Li'l Brudder. Satisfied in the opening post.

What he said.

Spelling the word "to" is hard.

Nice!

Reminds me of Faith the two legged dog:

"He just walks. He just goes because nobody's told him he can't."

Also, because if he ever stops he'll tip over.