DistendedPendulusFrenulum: I'd hit it

.

with a stick

By her looks, that man has been screwing the business end of a wood chipper. Life in prison should be a relief.

Ed Grubermann:

You might want to make sure your high horse isn't a Shetland pony next time.


I can't wait to use that in conversation.

Thanks much.

/Sorry.

36-year-old Boise woman and 30-year-old half-brother arrested, charged with incest

So what does him being half African American have to do with it?

\Cue "that's racist" kid

leegalizit: /Sorry.

bravo good sir! bravo! I know what my nightmares tonight will be populated with...

doglover: So incest, a consetual activity, is a felony but the guy who boned his exGFs dead dog in front of a kindergarden wasn't immediately charged because police weren't sure what specifically to charge him with!

Why is the law written by the most idiotic people!?

It's not that it's written poorly, it's more that it's executed by low grade morons who were invited by life to think with their tasers. If you can't taser it right that moment, just what the fark do you do with it?

Looks like Steven Tyler.

Playerslight: doglover: So, yeah, extra retard babies can't really be factored into it. I still don't see how a state in America in 2009 can make incest a felony.

Sounds like *someone* wants to bone his sister.

Or his brother by the way some of these threads go...

Felony incest?

she's the dude from Dethklok.

vertiaset: This is Fark where everything is relative, there is no right or wrong, God is dead and it is perfectly okay to have sex with your sister and, apparently, the corpse of your ex girl friend's dog.

I LOL'ed

dahmers love zombie: I actually made the sound "GAH" when the picture appeared. Impressive.

Holy crap, so did I! I mean, I saw the guy, saw the headline, and thought, "It couldn't be that bad..." Then... "GAH" and I had to flip it back before closing the page.

Life in prison, for farking your HALF-SISTER? Jebus Farking Christ, I bet murderers don't get that.

2and4: John Edwards (D)
Eliot Spitzer (D)
Rudy Giuliani (D until he figured out R's make more cash)
Jim McGreevey (D)
David Vitter (R)
Gary Condit (D)
Larry Craig (D)
Mark Foley (R)
Gary Hart (D)
Bill Clinton (D)

So in the 'Cheat on Your Wife' Tournament, the Democrats
lead 8 to 2.

The Republicans are bringing a strong contender in Mark Sanford for 2009.

It will be tough to dethrone all-time reigning champ William J. 'Bill' Clinton.

/bring the Gay Republican jokes

Hmmm, this could explain why the Democrats are SO much happier and laid back than the Repugnicans.

leegalizit

First person, or "thing" I thought of.

Felony incest?

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Seriously? Felony Incest?

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

The Republican party, catholic church, and south are DOOMED!

Retort: doglover:

Why is the law written by the most idiotic people!?

It's not that it's written poorly, it's more that it's executed by low grade morons who were invited by life to think with their tasers. If you can't taser it right that moment, just what the fark do you do with it?

Incest law is reality in a majority of states, with varying degrees of justification, punishment and enforcement. In Idaho from 1972 at inception until 2003 when sentencing guidelines were changed, three convictions and one prison sentence have been handed down.

IMO, a "beast-iality" charge would be more appropriate.


//And he's no prize either.

Am I the only one who sees the X-Files' Alien Bounty Hunter?

cc_rider: IMO, a "beast-iality" charge would be more appropriate.


//And he's no prize either.

He is in Idaho, and his sister was a beauty pageant finalist.

Judging by the photo, this isn't the first time this has happened in her family.

Usually when someone posts a link to a hideous troll beast woman, you can tell right away that it's a woman. A gross woman, but a woman. This is one time where I legitimately had to do a double-take to make sure it wasn't a dude with long hair.

aneternalenigma: you just Godwined Ecked this thread. Nice one.

One of the reader comments says they are related by their parents marriage, not by blood.

I don't know where they got that information. Possibly their definition of half-(siblings) and step-(siblings) is different than mine.

so the above pics are of the guy? what does the woman look like?

surlyweasel: cc_rider: IMO, a "beast-iality" charge would be more appropriate.


//And he's no prize either.

He is in Idaho, and his sister was a beauty pageant finalist.

Idaho is no Utah though.

^^ Approves.

/ And you can damn well be sure I'd have taken a shot at my sister if she looked like Angelina Jolie too.

He's a sex offender- if he wants to have sex with his sister, just let him. At least it's consensual.

STOP posting it's picture!!!

Dr.Knockboots: odd question:

If the male were snipped, or the woman had her tubes tied.. or both had it done.. would people still have a problem with them farking?
I mean.. if the law is written with the best interest of possible mutant offspring in it.

If we are lucky, a certain Farker will appear and post his story of WIN!cest with his oh-so-hot sister. With updated pics hopefully.

Well, now we know why Larry Craig was tapping his foot in the bathroom..........you can't tell the difference between a man and a woman in Idaho.

I can't believe that no one dared mention:

what if she had a biatching body and he made her wear a bag?

Life imprisonment for consensual sex between two 30-something people.

This is how the US Supreme court will establish the constitutional right to incest.

/can a brother get a "bad cases make bad law"

Lost_in_Korea: Life in prison, for farking your HALF-SISTER? Jebus Farking Christ, I bet murderers don't get that.

A murderer farked your half sister? That sounds like a truly sucky ordeal

DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: mjjt: DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: Separated at birth, but still trying to get it on.

Dude, I was just about to go looking for that pic.

did we ever get any background about those 2 boys? As I remember they were just described as twins working somewhere in South Africa - nothing about whether there's a family or a society or a freakin' movement of these good ole boys??

Photographer Roger Ballen took the famous photo of Dresie and Casie Williams in 1993. They are twins from West Transvaal, as featured in his book: Platteland: Images from Rural S. Africa.

Original and other interesting photos at Roger Ballen Photography (select image gallery then Platteland) (new window)

Really interesting/depressing/horrifying article about the town the twins come from:
Link (new window)

DangerGuy: Am I the only one who sees the X-Files' Alien Bounty Hunter?


What you see... I also sees it:

I feel bad for the guy. He knew his sister was lonely and gave her the loving she could get from no other man. The guy's got a real heart of gold. I hope they make a movie about it someday.

Alphax: SquintyKat: Control_this: I really don't see anything funny about this.

3horn

I LOL'd

/and I saw what you did there

THIS!

When I saw that I thought, 'there's probably about 5 FARKers left who will understand that joke'. And it seems I'm about right with that estimation.

/yes, I still have a copy. No, you can't.

/well, in this case...

i bet she's so easy, even a caveman could do her.

Honestly the "woman" reminds me of Warwick Davis from Willow. Which throws in a completely different fetish into the mix.

cretinbob: bobbette: cretinbob: Yeah Boise's in the news again....ahhhhh fark.


FTA: Only 16 people have been arrested in Idaho on the charge of incest between 2004-to-2008 - a list which includes only one woman.

Does that mean a lot of gay brothers or a lot of pervy uncles molesting underage nieces?

Yes, and it was probaly not Boise proper, but Kuna.

I'm gonna go with Garden City.

doglover: unyon: doglover: So incest, a consetual activity, is a felony but the guy who boned his exGFs dead dog in front of a kindergarden wasn't immediately charged because police weren't sure what specifically to charge him with!

Why is the law written by the most idiotic people!?

I can think of about 3 things that he could be charged with. And in defense of lawmakers, if they were making laws about people raping dead animals in public, you'd be ridiculing them then, too.

I can think of seven off the top of my head, but the point is not that there isn't a law specifically banning Bestinecrophilic Sodomy within x feet of a school, but that there IS a law making incest a felony. It's retarded.

Royal families inbred for generations. And 99.99% of people will never do incest. But, unlike other felonies, incest harms no one. It's just sex. If it's with a minor, that's one thing, but if two siblings wanna bump uglies who cares? There's killers and thieves out there, they should be in jail. Not these two who thought a family affair was a literal thing.

So, having a law on the books where if one sibling systematically raped another sibling they could get life in jail is a stupid law?

The fact that its being applied to two individuals over 17 is comical.

doglover: Royal families inbred for generations. And 99.99% of people will never do incest. But, unlike other felonies, incest harms no one. It's just sex. If it's with a minor, that's one thing, but if two siblings wanna bump uglies who cares? There's killers and thieves out there, they should be in jail. Not these two who thought a family affair was a literal thing.


There's this magic dude in the sky who made everything, and he cares where you put your dick. He cares deeply, more than he cares about orphans, which is why they die neglected all the time in those countries full of brown people. I guess you could say that your dick not being in your sister kinda brings his room together, so those who serve His will must attack and torment you if you transgress.

At least now he'll have something to put in that place on a job application...


Have you ever been arrested for a felony?
Yes, I was farking my sister...

/and will wonder why he never get's a job