Wanted for questioning.

Also wanted for questioning.

Beeout?

There is no farking way I'd sit through that delay.

BEEEEEES!

But were they Killer B's?

Has something to say about the incident...

/How'd it get burned?!?

They thought they were being summoned by the BB on the scoreboard.

Foaming: But were they Killer B's?

Well, after the delay ended, Michael Bourn scored on a Lance Berkman hit.

Baseball players are such sissies. Oh, boo hoo, they didn't want to get stung while they sat and stood around for 10 hours doing basically nothing.

In South Africa, where they had the FIFA Confederation's Cup, there were literally tens of thousands of giant bees, and they still played their game.

NOT THE BEES! MY EYES! BEES! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! BEEEEEEEEEES!

BloodFireDeath: Baseball players are such sissies. Oh, boo hoo, they didn't want to get stung while they sat and stood around for 10 hours doing basically nothing.

In South Africa, where they had the FIFA Confederation's Cup, there were literally tens of thousands of giant bees, and they still played their game.

9.5/10, kudos!

Foaming: But were they Killer B's?

I came here to say this.

First off, I farking hate bees. If I were that left fielder, I would've bounced the second I saw a dozen bees anywhere near my vicinity...

Second, I love the quote from Majestic about their jackets. It's pretty much the exact, pr/bs comment that I would've put had I written that statement.

http://scores.espn.go.com/mlb/boxscore?gameId=290702125

The Game Notes writer must have had the most hilarious day of his career

Ewww, I know I shouldn't have went into this thread.

creepy

THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!!!!

Oh, Spade, why did you put Farley in charge of the bees?

lol
/hot

Young Rory Calhoun: THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!!!!

YOUR FIREARMS ARE USELESS AGAINST THEM!

beads?

ultimateklay: Young Rory Calhoun: THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!!!!

YOUR FIREARMS ARE USELESS AGAINST THEM!

Holy schnikes, it worked!

I know this isn't /b/ but I can expecting this

forgot my picture

Dear umps from the 2007 ALDS between Cleveland and New York,

RTFA.

Thanks,
Every rational baseball fan

I'm covered in BEEEEEEEESSSSSS!!!!!

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RogueViking: Dear umps from the 2007 ALDS between Cleveland and New York,

RTFA.

Thanks,
Every rational baseball fan

Dear RogueViking,

Go fark youself.

Sincerely,
Cleveland

/Greatest game I've ever been to.
//Browns/Jaguars bottle incident was second.

FTFA:

Only the queen had her sights set on the inside of jacket of a ballgirl, who wasn't made available to the media by the team after the game. Not that she was at fault or even the manufacturer of the jacket, who filed off a quick statement before the game ended.

"To our knowledge this is the first time that bees have swarmed Majestic on-field MLB apparel," Majestic said in a statement. "We can only guess that the bees are attracted as Major League players to the warmth and comfort of our performance fabrics.

"However, players and fans should rest assured that our product testing has shown no risk from swarming bees. We regret the inconvenience and Majestic will be providing the affected ballgirl a replacement jacket shortly."

Jerry Sienfeld unavailable for comment

Beads? GOB is not on board.

elvisbloom: GOB is not on board.

i came here to post this :-(

there is always money in the banana stand

Shouldn't have pissed off the dogs like that...

\tough to get less obscure than this

Where is he... where is he...?

raccoon2k: Has something to say about the incident...

Thank you.

FriarReb98: Shouldn't have pissed off the dogs like that...

\tough to get less obscure than this

Oh ho ho, Mr. Burns. You're going to have to do better than that.

THE GAME RESUMED IN THE TOP OF THE NINTH INNING AFTER A 52-MINUTE BEE DELAY

Shiat, that woulda made a better headline.

/subee

/hawt

what drew the bees to that jacket in the first place? Was it her perfume? Was she slathered in honey?

And around the world, farmers wept as their life-blood was ritualistically slaughtered for the entertainment of the masses.

mloree: what drew the bees to that jacket in the first place? Was it her perfume? Was she slathered in honey?

I heard that there was a Queen Bee on the jacket, and you know how those Drones like that honey honey.

RogueViking: Dear umps from the 2007 ALDS between Cleveland and New York,

RTFA.

Thanks,
Every rational baseball fan

Nobody is allergic to midges you farking skirt.

Came here for Joba, leaving satisfied.

/bees, flying ants, same thing.

what's newsworthy about that game is that the Astros won.

Wanted for buzzing off

Kygz: www.costume-shop.com

I'd sting it.

Simpson, you diabolical.

dstanley: Kygz: www.costume-shop.com

I'd sting it.

i must have a bee sting in my pants, cause something is definitely swelling down there