must have released the dogs with the bees in their mouths so when they bark they shoot bees at you

/looking for the robotic Richard Simmons thread

Foaming: But were they Killer B's?



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Came for Henry Winkler Covered In Bees, left disappointed.

lolmadillo: elvisbloom: GOB is not on board.

i came here to post this :-(

there is always money in the banana stand

THERE WERE 200 CCs OF YOUR FATHER IN THAT BANANA STAND!

callmeox: Nobody is allergic to midges you farking skirt.

Mosox42:
Dear RogueViking,

Go fark youself.

Sincerely,
Cleveland

/Greatest game I've ever been to.
//Browns/Jaguars bottle incident was second.

And there are our irrational fans who disagree, as expected.

Is ESPN trying to cover this up while blasting
"BASEBALL IS AMERICA'S NATIONAL PASSTIME, BECAUSE WE TOLD YOU SO!" x 50

or is it just the regular ESPN personalities talking about other ESPN personalities talking about themselves?

How it is the #1 (allegedly†) sports network defies comprehension

† allegedly because they show bowling, poker, and other screensavers

If they don't have the contract, they'll trash the sport. Once they get the contract, it comes down to internal politics of which one must be sacrificed to give more air time to the others

falcon176: lol
/hot

Wheres bee guy from the simpsons?

no mention of PETA?

i can't help but think: Obama stealthily kills ONE fly, and they're all over it. But this guy takes out hundreds of bees, and nothing?

Kygz

Check.

meunier

Double check.

elvisbloom

Double-plus check.

mamoru

Checkistan.

I'll just leave this here.

// d'oh.

Kygz wins the thread. For the first picture, not the second.

I have a relevant image!

That's a BEE!



/Can't find original image

/Honeybuns

/Approves

Ow,they're defending themselves somehow!

RogueViking: callmeox: Nobody is allergic to midges you farking skirt.

Mosox42:
Dear RogueViking,

Go fark youself.

Sincerely,
Cleveland

/Greatest game I've ever been to.
//Browns/Jaguars bottle incident was second.

And there are our irrational fans who disagree, as expected.

Are you really comparing bees to midges? Let's compare, shall we?

Midges: They're small. They don't bite, sting or do anything harmful. Nobody (to my knowledge) is deathly allergic to them. They're a slight nuisance.

Bees: Sting, people are allergic to them, can cause great pain and suffering.

You can't be serious by saying it's the same thing. That's ridiculous. Nobody, outside of Yankee fans and Yankee fans claiming not to be Tankee fans just so they can seem like "the unbiased voice of reason on the internet", thinks that that game should have been stopped. Get over it.

lacydog: RogueViking: callmeox: Nobody is allergic to midges you farking skirt.

Mosox42:
Dear RogueViking,

Go fark youself.

Sincerely,
Cleveland

/Greatest game I've ever been to.
//Browns/Jaguars bottle incident was second.

And there are our irrational fans who disagree, as expected.

Are you really comparing bees to midges? Let's compare, shall we?

Midges: They're small. They don't bite, sting or do anything harmful. Nobody (to my knowledge) is deathly allergic to them. They're a slight nuisance.

Bees: Sting, people are allergic to them, can cause great pain and suffering.

You can't be serious by saying it's the same thing. That's ridiculous. Nobody, outside of Yankee fans and Yankee fans claiming not to be Tankee fans just so they can seem like "the unbiased voice of reason on the internet", thinks that that game should have been stopped. Get over it.

Same thing? No. But if people at home are disgusted by looking at Joba's neck, you think he could have really been pitching effectively?

Let's try this: Imagine your favorite team's second best reliever on the mound in the playoffs. A swarm of -whatevers- descends on the field like one of the plagues of Egypt. And you'd come on Fark the next day and say "Eh, whatever. It wasn't bees, so it's okay. It was completely justified my team lost."

There's no farking way. If that happened to any team other than the Yankees (possible exception: Red Sox), it would be one of the laughingstocks of the last ten years of baseball. If the result was flipped and the Yankees won while Cleveland was on the mound as the biblical even occurred, there would be a thread full of the Fark Tinfoil Society claiming it was all a plan to get the big-market Yankees to the World Series.

All I ever did was say how this instance is a good guide to show the other game should have been stopped, even if they weren't identical.

RogueViking: biblical event occurred

/FTFM

RogueViking: But if people at home are disgusted by looking at Joba's neck, you think he could have really been pitching effectively?

Bad question. People at home are always disgusted by looking at Joba.

RogueViking: Let's try this: Imagine your favorite team's second best reliever on the mound in the playoffs. A swarm of -whatevers- descends on the field like one of the plagues of Egypt. And you'd come on Fark the next day and say "Eh, whatever. It wasn't bees, so it's okay. It was completely justified my team lost."

There's no farking way. If that happened to any team other than the Yankees (possible exception: Red Sox), it would be one of the laughingstocks of the last ten years of baseball. If the result was flipped and the Yankees won while Cleveland was on the mound as the biblical even occurred, there would be a thread full of the Fark Tinfoil Society claiming it was all a plan to get the big-market Yankees to the World Series.

1. "there would be people complaining" =/= "they're right"

2. it had already happened earlier that year

3. the Indians had to deal with it too

It seemed to affect Jabba the most, so I'd call it a bona fide bad break for the Yankees, but bad breaks happen in baseball, some that are even more one-sided and more intentional.



Hell, if it had happened in NY to the Yankees' favor, they would've given the midges the key to the city.