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Gawdzila: Third_Uncle_Eno: "Unce... tyce... fee times a laydee..."


(Isn't it "maydee"?)

/obscure?

You MUST be kidding.

yes, "maydee" it is...is it sad or cool that i thought that immediately upon reading third uncle eno's post?

sorry, guys...
i was writing it from memory... last time i saw that sketch was a few years ago...

If I had a million dollars...



At the same time.

/But not a real fur coat. That would be mean.

Ed Grubermann: If I had a million dollars...



At the same time.

/But not a real fur coat. That's cruelwould be mean.

FTFY

WilliamLeeTwitch: Someone has been a naughty little puppy. I cant let you you out of my sight without you getting into some kind of trouble. Now put this collar on and go to the spanking machine!

/what?

Sorry, dude. The spanking machine's down. Gotta use your hand and/or belt.

I really need to send some mugshots in to the Smoking Gun. I see better (weirder) ones than these every week. My personal faves are the guy whose grille spells out "thug" and the guy who had giant M's tattooed all over his face...

discordium: Grand Poohbah: looks like she's calculating the quietest way to kill whoever is taking that picture.

Yah, but you'd so go there.

For some reason this sounds like something Dr. House would say. Emphasizing the word "so".

/yes I've watched every episode about 6 times, why do you ask?

Try working in the ER. It's a non-stop parade of these losers

/and old gomers

moonscatter: I really need to send some mugshots in to the Smoking Gun. I see better (weirder) ones than these every week. My personal faves are the guy whose grille spells out "thug" and the guy who had giant M's tattooed all over his face...

Is he supposed to be MMmm MMmm good?

A little bit.

/Da Playmaker?

#6 looks like -

holiday_inn_in_cambodia
Are you kidding? I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie-talkie

O.M.G.!!!! I haven't laughed that hard in I don't know how long. I stumbled into the bedroom laughing just to tell my husband and I couldn't freaking get through "fart" without laughing.

Thank you - I needed that laugh!

/link hot like SuperGirl
//in case it dies (pops)

Cheesy Rat: Yes! In before all of the idiot douchebags with the tired "have hot chick #3, 6, and whatever washed and brought to my room". Can you guys get another schtick? 2003 wants that one back.

/kthnxbye

I wish ti engage in sexual relations with the individuals listed #3, #6 and #9.

Cheesy Rat: Yes! In before all of the idiot douchebags with the tired "have hot chick #3, 6, and whatever washed and brought to my room". Can you guys get another schtick? 2003 wants that one back.

/kthnxbye

Have Cheesy Rat bathed and brought to my chambers.

Lonestar: When you have this type of haircut, you are just asking for the cops to arrest you on trumped up charges. Just for the fun of keeping a picture of that dude as an internal department joke.

One in which he got his ass kicked in the making of. Is that a boot print on the back of his head?

WHEN DID JOAN BAEZ GET BUSTED?

tetsoushima: I really could use a "crazy girl" narrative here.




I don't understand why you're treating me like this. I mean, okay, so maybe I shouldn't have taped his screams--it's just, if you play them backwards, God gives you messages.

I know, most people think it's Satan who plays messages in reversed audio, but that's the secret. God... and Satan... are two faces of the same eight-dimensional elder god. And you can hear its commands, if you're willing to do the work. Yeah, mostly they sound like "HHHhhhHHHGGggggGGGUUUUUUuuuaaaaAAAAAAAAAA em llik em llik HHHhhhHHHGGggggGGGUUUUUUuuuaaaaAAAAAAAAAA!" but that's okay, I'm working on a translation algorithm. I just need a little more... experimental material.

Sooo... what are you doing after work?

Don't worry, you'll feel too much pleasure to even notice you're dying.

At least, I think it's pleasure they feel...

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue...

Linky is in the smoking section.

Sup need-to-be-bailed-out ho's.

WANT



Reminds me of my first wife, she was a crazy biatch.
but ohhh so fun.

Whas sappening?


Cluelessness - I has it.

NakedReporta: Holy shiat, I think I actually dated this one 15 years ago.

If it's the same girl, she's in her mid-to-late-30s and hella crazy!

Last I knew, she was living in Ft. Walton Beach, FL. Where's this pic from?

Someone revoke his TF membership. There is NO WAY a farker was able to hit that.

\I keed cause I am jealous.

NakedReporta: If it's the same girl, she's in her mid-to-late-30s and hella crazy!

First, no using the word "hella".
Second, there is no way that chick is in her mid-to-late30's.

Dobbs: Are you kidding? I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie-talkie

Dobbs-Approved! We have it on record!

looks like the guy from "everyone loves raymond" on crack.

/first thing that came to mind

Cleaning up the mohawked fellow so he looks at least moderately farkable

BEFORE:


AFTER:

She looks about 14 to me.

I'll just have a seat over there....

Ed Grubermann: If I had a million dollars...



At the same time.

/But not a real fur coat. That would be mean.

who is the second one, Ed?

Polly Ester: At less than 60 centimeters tall, she's the most adorable midget I've seen.

Took me a while to notice anything past her face. Why the hell would they leave the 1's off? Does leaving the hundreds off really make it more cost effective, or space saving?

SonOfSpam: She looks about 14 to me.

I'll just have a seat over there....

fippitty..fap fap

Find Emmitt Nervend: Once in this mugshot roundup.

Smokey the Bare: Happy little trees...

/obscure?

Bob Ross is NEVER obscure!

/R.I.P. Bob

I have come up with a solution tothe dilemma over the hottest girl in the mugshots. It's not something I'm overly excited to do but I will do it for the benefit of all farkers out there.

The ladies in pictures 3, 6, 9(1987 girl), and *shudder* 13 shall all be bathed, clothed and brought to my chambers, wherein, they shall each undergo thorough, rigorous and vigorous physical exams.

They shall be tested both separately and in various combinations.

To be safe this testing shall be performed several times to attain an average score for each woman and the one with the best overall score shall be deemed the hottest.

/self-sacrifice for all farkdom!
//my personal fave is 6, the others don't look like they will age well...

Deacon Blue: Cheesy Rat: Yes! In before all of the idiot douchebags with the tired "have hot chick #3, 6, and whatever washed and brought to my room". Can you guys get another schtick? 2003 wants that one back.

/kthnxbye

Have Cheesy Rat bathed and brought to my chambers.

You're a guy. fark off.

/NTTAWWT
//unless you come on to me, then there IS something wrong with that

Gobshiate!

Gridlock: Cleaning up the mohawked fellow so he looks at least moderately farkable

BEFORE:


AFTER:

You can still see someone's handprint on the side of his head in the 2nd shot...

/biatch-slap FTW

Could somebody photoshop #8 with hair? He could clean up rather well.

Two helpings of #9 please. Quickly.

OK, now I'm just freekin dizzy.