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ZzeusS 2009-07-02 09:48:42 PM  
Cowkitchen2: Do you guys really think 6 is that pretty? I mean, she's pretty, but not "gorgeous." Number 13 is much prettier in the face, imho.

/No, I'm not number 13.



I don't see it, but to each their own. She doesn't do anything at all for me. 1987 however...

 
shipofthesun 2009-07-02 09:49:03 PM  
i63.photobucket.com

"What's that officer? I'm just thinking about my ex-boyfriend. He's going to be dead soon."

 
S.A.S.Q.U.A.T.C.H. 2009-07-02 09:52:58 PM  
Whamdangler's is the most win...

again please:
img212.imageshack.us

 
Lonestar [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 09:53:22 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com


When you have this type of haircut, you are just asking for the cops to arrest you on trumped up charges. Just for the fun of keeping a picture of that dude as an internal department joke.

 
tenhigh 2009-07-02 09:54:26 PM  
If you think 1987 is hotter than #6 there is something seriously wrong with you. And i don't really even like blondes

 
PerfectStorm 2009-07-02 09:58:40 PM  
Cowkitchen2: Do you guys really think 6 is that pretty? I mean, she's pretty, but not "gorgeous." Number 13 is much prettier in the face, imho.

/No, I'm not number 13.


This statement has caught a scorching case of the correct. I actually think she looks like this thing from Start Trek: TNG

images.wikia.com

 
you are a puppet 2009-07-02 10:00:22 PM  
tenhigh: If you think 1987 is hotter than #6 there is something seriously wrong with you. And i don't really even like blondes

Based on those pics 1987 is hotter. And I really do like blondes

 
Sneakytoes [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 10:01:04 PM  
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Grand Poohbah [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 10:01:09 PM  
holiday_inn_in_cambodia: discordium: Grand Poohbah: looks like she's calculating the quietest way to kill whoever is taking that picture.

Yah, but you'd so go there.

Are you kidding? I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie-talkie


Let me finish my original comment: "which makes her even hotter." I had thought that this was a given.

 
sarahthustra [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 10:02:35 PM  
Cowkitchen2: Do you guys really think 6 is that pretty? I mean, she's pretty, but not "gorgeous." Number 13 is much prettier in the face, imho.

/No, I'm not number 13.


that's what i was thinking. they're all cute, but 6 is probably the one i find the least striking.

 
Harry_Seldon 2009-07-02 10:02:39 PM  
Sabrina?

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Canuxican 2009-07-02 10:03:04 PM  
i63.photobucket.com

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hoyt clagwell 2009-07-02 10:05:47 PM  
Number 3 needs to powder her nose.

I'd still do her.

 
SonOfSpam 2009-07-02 10:10:07 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

I'm ready for my closeup, Mr. deMille.

 
hmt3 2009-07-02 10:10:52 PM  
holiday_inn_in_cambodia: discordium: Grand Poohbah: looks like she's calculating the quietest way to kill whoever is taking that picture.

Yah, but you'd so go there.

Are you kidding? I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie-talkie


Now, that's disturbing.

Still, she's Heroin Content.

/ obscure?

 
Wolfmanjames [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 10:10:59 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

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Looks like Eddie didn't kill him.

 
Ed Grubermann [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 10:11:30 PM  
Cheesy Rat: Yes! In before all of the idiot douchebags with the tired "have hot chick #3, 6, and whatever washed and brought to my room". Can you guys get another schtick? 2003 wants that one back.

/kthnxbye


www.trilobite.org

 
Ed Grubermann [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 10:14:51 PM  
Spike Lee's Favorite Farker: When a farker says "that looks like my mom", he will hit it

Yep, my mom knows how to bring on the sexy!
www.trilobite.org

 
D_Evans45 2009-07-02 10:14:57 PM  
nkohkq.blu.livefilestore.com

/It's night time and nobodys working, don't get the thought the in your head

 
Wolfmanjames [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 10:15:19 PM  
So, I was going through them and was thinking, "3 is hot. 6 id definitely hittable. 9 is smoking! I wonder if the other two multiples of three will be as good looking."

Feel free to laugh at my disappointment.

 
geektard 2009-07-02 10:16:06 PM  
What is that cat doing up there?
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Third_Uncle_Eno 2009-07-02 10:16:09 PM  
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"Unce... tyce... fee times a laydee..."


/obscure? better not be...

 
neenerist 2009-07-02 10:16:50 PM  
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OneSmallEye 2009-07-02 10:17:12 PM  
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Seperated at birth

 
The_Machine 2009-07-02 10:18:28 PM  
Wolfmanjames: Looks like Eddie didn't kill him.

Was waiting for this, thanks.

I think he kind of looks like Brent Spiner as well...

cdn.sheknows.com

Make it so.

 
Gawdzila 2009-07-02 10:18:51 PM  
Cowkitchen2: Do you guys really think 6 is that pretty? I mean, she's pretty, but not "gorgeous." Number 13 is much prettier in the face, imho.

I disagree, but hey, these things are subjective.
#13 is pretty, to be sure, but #6 comes out ahead in my book.
The brunette is a very close second.

 
Bucky Katt [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 10:19:07 PM  
Recoil Therapy: With the exception of the first page, all of the other ladies look as if they would clean up fairly nicely (some with some more work than others)

/#3 though looks like she would wake you up in the middle of the night to tell you that she super-glued your cat to your car
//something deep within those eyes


I dunno. I'd risk it.

 
Dobbs 2009-07-02 10:21:35 PM  
holiday_inn_in_cambodia: discordium: Grand Poohbah: looks like she's calculating the quietest way to kill whoever is taking that picture.

Yah, but you'd so go there.

Are you kidding? I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie-talkie


I want this quote on a t-shirt immediately.

/haven't laughed like that in months

 
geektard 2009-07-02 10:22:28 PM  
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Gawdzila 2009-07-02 10:22:54 PM  
Third_Uncle_Eno: "Unce... tyce... fee times a laydee..."

i63.photobucket.com

(Isn't it "maydee"?)

/obscure?

You MUST be kidding.

 
Bucky Katt [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 10:26:45 PM  
Cheesy Rat: Yes! In before all of the idiot douchebags with the tired "have hot chick #3, 6, and whatever washed and brought to my room". Can you guys get another schtick? 2003 wants that one back.

/kthnxbye


you sound fat

 
MadAzza [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 10:29:22 PM  
Is No. 11 ... upholstered?

 
fendrluvr 2009-07-02 10:30:04 PM  
#9 = YES!

Looks like my highschool sweetheart. biatch cheated on me, and to add insult to injury the guy was a complete douchebag AND she ended up marrying him. Several years later my ex-wife ended up working with douchebag's sister, and I found out he had been in jail 3 times since they got married. The icing on the cake was that he got thrown in the slammer for 90 days for violating his probation by going on his honeymoon (he left the county without permission), a couple of days after they got back.

/karma, biatch
//ex was a biatch, but at least she didn't cheat on me
///that I know of

 
geektard 2009-07-02 10:31:39 PM  
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Wolfmanjames [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 10:35:21 PM  
D_Evans45: /It's night time and nobodys working, don't get the thought the in your head

Thanks for making me laugh like a demented hyena.

 
bungle_jr 2009-07-02 10:39:36 PM  
yes, "maydee" it is...is it sad or cool that i thought that immediately upon reading third uncle eno's post?

Gawdzila: Third_Uncle_Eno: "Unce... tyce... fee times a laydee..."



(Isn't it "maydee"?)

/obscure?

You MUST be kidding.

 
bungle_jr 2009-07-02 10:41:37 PM  
by the way, take a good look at white dude with afro...looks less like bob ross in the face (although the hair is a striking resemblence), more like norm abram (new yankee workshop/this old house) in the face

/not bothering posting pics

 
MadAzza [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 10:43:56 PM  
Seriously, I think Mohawk Boy is cute. Sure, his style was last cool in 1976, but I won't care about that when I'm sucking on his lower lip ... that luscious, pouty lower lip ... as his eyes lock on mine and our bodies, slick with sweat, join in a passion previously unknown to either of us, startling us with its intensity before we surrender to it, and our cries mingle with the sound of the gulls winging over the crashing surf ...

They'll find my body behind the dunes, covered with stab wounds and ritual cutting marks. But that's OK. My soul will have joined with his.

 
The_Beav 2009-07-02 10:44:12 PM  
Came for a Terry Schiavo reference, leaving disappointed. :(

 
haplo53 2009-07-02 10:46:04 PM  
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www.lostvirtualtour.com

 
WilliamLeeTwitch 2009-07-02 10:48:38 PM  
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Someone has been a naughty little puppy. I cant let you you out of my sight without you getting into some kind of trouble. Now put this collar on and go to the spanking machine!

/what?

 
shotglasss 2009-07-02 10:49:55 PM  
Who biatchslapped him upside the back of his head?

 
shotglasss 2009-07-02 10:51:35 PM  
Let's try this again....

Who biatchslapped this guy upside the back of his head?

 
shotglasss 2009-07-02 10:52:26 PM  
Fark is changing the name of the pic I PS'ed. Nevermind.

 
I_Love_Cheesecake 2009-07-02 10:52:37 PM  
sarahthustra: Cowkitchen2: Do you guys really think 6 is that pretty? I mean, she's pretty, but not "gorgeous." Number 13 is much prettier in the face, imho.

/No, I'm not number 13.

that's what i was thinking. they're all cute, but 6 is probably the one i find the least striking.


Yep. Number 6 isn't that good-looking at all. The other girls in this collection are far better-looking than her.

 
MadAzza [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 10:56:16 PM  
shotglasss: Fark is changing the name of the pic I PS'ed. Nevermind.

Then change it so the filter doesn't trap it.

 
GregGates 2009-07-02 10:57:54 PM  
haplo53 that is some win hahah

 
Ed Grubermann [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 10:59:36 PM  
MadAzza: They'll find my body behind the dunes, covered with stab wounds and ritual cutting marks. But that's OK. My soul will have joined with his.

You're creepier than I am.

 
bonus 2009-07-02 11:01:28 PM  
Cheesy Rat: Yes! In before all of the idiot douchebags with the tired "have hot chick #3, 6, and whatever washed and brought to my room". Can you guys get another schtick? 2003 wants that one back.

/kthnxbye


Amen, bro.

 
CaesarSneezy 2009-07-02 11:02:25 PM  
WilliamLeeTwitch: Someone has been a naughty little puppy. I cant let you you out of my sight without you getting into some kind of trouble. Now put this collar on and go to the spanking machine!

/what?


Srsly.

/number 9
//number 9

 
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