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(The Smoking Gun) Amusing The Friday Mugshot Roundup, one day early to allow holiday celebration goodness. Subby is proud to be an American   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 152
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msannomalley [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 07:00:44 PM  
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Uncle Bob?

 
csxtrainwreck [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 07:05:26 PM  
Yeah I was gonna post that guy's picture too. Classic.

 
demanton [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 07:07:00 PM  
Number 8, Mr. Mohawk, has the imprint of somebody's fingers on the side of his head in the profile shot.

 
AdolfOliverPanties [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 07:07:18 PM  
Putting your dick in a box can get you arrested, even if you are Forrest Whitaker.
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AlwaysRightBoy [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 07:13:57 PM  
Number 3 needs some cheering up, number 4 is too cheery.

 
Recoil Therapy [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 07:16:55 PM  
With the exception of the first page, all of the other ladies look as if they would clean up fairly nicely (some with some more work than others)

/#3 though looks like she would wake you up in the middle of the night to tell you that she super-glued your cat to your car
//something deep within those eyes

 
Whamdangler 2009-07-02 07:17:28 PM  
img199.imageshack.us

 
Whamdangler 2009-07-02 07:19:22 PM  
img212.imageshack.us

 
Smokey the Bare [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 07:23:30 PM  
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Michael Jackson died? Oh Snap!

 
CPT Ethanolic [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 07:24:50 PM  
Yea, yea, so she already told me once...

i.cdn.turner.com

 
Smokey the Bare [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 07:28:12 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

Happy little trees...

/obscure?

 
TheGreatZarquon 2009-07-02 07:29:57 PM  
Smokey the Bare: Happy little trees...

/obscure?


Hell no, it isn't:

i4.photobucket.com

 
Cyberluddite [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 07:30:27 PM  
Man, Larry David has really let himself go:

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And for that matter, Salma Hayek isn't looking her best these days either:

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Whamdangler 2009-07-02 07:32:54 PM  
Smokey the Bare: Happy little trees...

/obscure?


I did NOT see your comment when I made this.

img34.imageshack.us

 
Smokey the Bare [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 07:37:56 PM  
Whamdangler: Smokey the Bare: Happy little trees...

/obscure?

I did NOT see your comment when I made this.


God damn DoD filtes taking out anything from imageshack/flikr/tinypic/almost everything. I would have to imagine it's hilarious.

 
TheGreatZarquon 2009-07-02 07:39:43 PM  
Smokey the Bare: Whamdangler: Smokey the Bare: Happy little trees...

/obscure?

I did NOT see your comment when I made this.

God damn DoD filtes taking out anything from imageshack/flikr/tinypic/almost everything. I would have to imagine it's hilarious.


If you can't see it, I'll describe it for you, as soon as I'm done laughing.

 
iamrex [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 08:07:28 PM  
demanton: Number 8, Mr. Mohawk, has the imprint of somebody's fingers on the side of his head in the profile shot.

Wow, good eye. That's weird.

 
Redwing [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 08:13:17 PM  
I'm actually thinking...
i.cdn.turner.com
Looks like
espn.go.com

 
Redwing [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 08:14:37 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

But I poop from there...

 
Redwing [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 08:16:29 PM  
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I'm thinking there's a "k" on the end of that chest tat

 
Grand Poohbah [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 08:16:42 PM  
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looks like she's calculating the quietest way to kill whoever is taking that picture.

 
Redwing [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 08:18:10 PM  
#1, top right:
Woody Harrelson's really gone downhill...

 
Nick Nostril 2009-07-02 09:18:22 PM  
img354.imageshack.us

"I'll take Paul Lynde Ashley Judd for the block".

 
steveGswine 2009-07-02 09:20:10 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

Clearly about to go postal, and airborne.

And I'm fine with that.

 
Nick Nostril 2009-07-02 09:20:20 PM  
Quite a selection of Scary Larry's and Little Bad Girls this week.

 
unclemongo [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 09:20:23 PM  
I wonder what #3 did to get arrested after she escaped from my attic ...

 
holiday_inn_in_cambodia 2009-07-02 09:21:11 PM  
AdolfOliverPanties: Putting your dick in a box can get you arrested, even if you are Forrest Whitaker LL Cool J.

i.cdn.turner.com
lyricsmusic.name

 
discordium 2009-07-02 09:21:46 PM  
Grand Poohbah: looks like she's calculating the quietest way to kill whoever is taking that picture.

Yah, but you'd so go there.

 
holiday_inn_in_cambodia 2009-07-02 09:22:49 PM  
discordium: Grand Poohbah: looks like she's calculating the quietest way to kill whoever is taking that picture.

Yah, but you'd so go there.


Are you kidding? I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie-talkie

 
emiliogtz 2009-07-02 09:24:29 PM  
Gonna get some popcorn... and beer.

 
Cheesy Rat [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-02 09:24:59 PM  
Yes! In before all of the idiot douchebags with the tired "have hot chick #3, 6, and whatever washed and brought to my room". Can you guys get another schtick? 2003 wants that one back.

/kthnxbye

 
Spike Lee's Favorite Farker 2009-07-02 09:25:11 PM  
When a farker says he will hit it, he will hit it.
When a farker says he'll think about it, he will hit it
When a farker says the chick is fat, he will hit it
When a farker says she has pointy knees, he will hit it
When a farker says "that's a man baby", he will hit it
When a farker says "that looks like my mom", he will hit it

 
dennysgod 2009-07-02 09:25:36 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

She's going into the spankbank for sure.

 
Flab [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 09:26:25 PM  
holiday_inn_in_cambodia: even if you are Forrest Whitaker LL Cool J.

Was about to say the same thing.

 
sixtyten 2009-07-02 09:26:32 PM  
Cheesy Rat: Yes! In before all of the idiot douchebags with the tired "have hot chick #3, 6, and whatever washed and brought to my room". Can you guys get another schtick? 2003 wants that one back.

/kthnxbye


Don't forget 9.

 
ZzeusS 2009-07-02 09:26:58 PM  
That 1987 chick is kinda cute.

 
Rohasman 2009-07-02 09:27:28 PM  
discordium: Grand Poohbah: looks like she's calculating the quietest way to kill whoever is taking that picture.

Yah, but you'd so go there.


It might, almost, be worth it.

 
tetsoushima 2009-07-02 09:27:59 PM  
steveGswine: Clearly about to go postal, and airborne.

And I'm fine with that.


I really could use a "crazy girl" narrative here.

 
MadAzza [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 09:29:11 PM  
Clean up #8 and bring him to my ... oh, sorry, Cheesy Rat.

 
shinjitsuism 2009-07-02 09:32:22 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

www.funnyforumpics.com

 
sseye 2009-07-02 09:33:02 PM  
Nick Nostril: "I'll take Paul Lynde Ashley Judd for the block".

May be premature, but I call the winner here.

 
A Gentile in Boca 2009-07-02 09:37:08 PM  
i556.photobucket.com

 
tortilla burger 2009-07-02 09:37:58 PM  
Would hit #3, 6, and 9

 
Gawdzila 2009-07-02 09:38:42 PM  
Jesus there are some real hotties here.

Highly do-able...
i63.photobucket.com


Cutie...
i63.photobucket.com


Sexy brunette...
i63.photobucket.com


Gorgeous!!!
i63.photobucket.com

 
Riotboy 2009-07-02 09:39:41 PM  
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Memphis Monroe? NOOOOOOO-O!!!!!!

 
Zombait 2009-07-02 09:41:47 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com
www.simoncarr.com

 
Callindril [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 09:42:06 PM  
holiday_inn_in_cambodia: discordium: Grand Poohbah: looks like she's calculating the quietest way to kill whoever is taking that picture.

Yah, but you'd so go there.

Are you kidding? I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie-talkie


I will be waiting for my new keyboard....thanks...

 
Cowkitchen2 2009-07-02 09:42:58 PM  
Do you guys really think 6 is that pretty? I mean, she's pretty, but not "gorgeous." Number 13 is much prettier in the face, imho.

/No, I'm not number 13.

 
simpsonfan 2009-07-02 09:43:28 PM  
If they're in Florida, those hot ones are probably not hookers.

 
shipofthesun 2009-07-02 09:46:55 PM  
i63.photobucket.com
"For the last time Darlena, I don't know momma's recipe for cornbread!"

 
ZzeusS 2009-07-02 09:48:42 PM  
Cowkitchen2: Do you guys really think 6 is that pretty? I mean, she's pretty, but not "gorgeous." Number 13 is much prettier in the face, imho.

/No, I'm not number 13.



I don't see it, but to each their own. She doesn't do anything at all for me. 1987 however...

 
shipofthesun 2009-07-02 09:49:03 PM  
i63.photobucket.com

"What's that officer? I'm just thinking about my ex-boyfriend. He's going to be dead soon."

 
S.A.S.Q.U.A.T.C.H. 2009-07-02 09:52:58 PM  
Whamdangler's is the most win...

again please:
img212.imageshack.us

 
Lonestar [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 09:53:22 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com


When you have this type of haircut, you are just asking for the cops to arrest you on trumped up charges. Just for the fun of keeping a picture of that dude as an internal department joke.

 
tenhigh 2009-07-02 09:54:26 PM  
If you think 1987 is hotter than #6 there is something seriously wrong with you. And i don't really even like blondes

 
PerfectStorm 2009-07-02 09:58:40 PM  
Cowkitchen2: Do you guys really think 6 is that pretty? I mean, she's pretty, but not "gorgeous." Number 13 is much prettier in the face, imho.

/No, I'm not number 13.


This statement has caught a scorching case of the correct. I actually think she looks like this thing from Start Trek: TNG

images.wikia.com

 
you are a puppet 2009-07-02 10:00:22 PM  
tenhigh: If you think 1987 is hotter than #6 there is something seriously wrong with you. And i don't really even like blondes

Based on those pics 1987 is hotter. And I really do like blondes

 
Sneakytoes [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 10:01:04 PM  
i.cdn.turner.comwww.altiusdirectory.com

 
Grand Poohbah [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 10:01:09 PM  
holiday_inn_in_cambodia: discordium: Grand Poohbah: looks like she's calculating the quietest way to kill whoever is taking that picture.

Yah, but you'd so go there.

Are you kidding? I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie-talkie


Let me finish my original comment: "which makes her even hotter." I had thought that this was a given.

 
sarahthustra [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 10:02:35 PM  
Cowkitchen2: Do you guys really think 6 is that pretty? I mean, she's pretty, but not "gorgeous." Number 13 is much prettier in the face, imho.

/No, I'm not number 13.


that's what i was thinking. they're all cute, but 6 is probably the one i find the least striking.

 
Harry_Seldon 2009-07-02 10:02:39 PM  
Sabrina?

i63.photobucket.com

img1.tvloop.com

 
Canuxican 2009-07-02 10:03:04 PM  
i63.photobucket.com

kodychamberlain.com

 
hoyt clagwell 2009-07-02 10:05:47 PM  
Number 3 needs to powder her nose.

I'd still do her.

 
SonOfSpam 2009-07-02 10:10:07 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

I'm ready for my closeup, Mr. deMille.

 
hmt3 2009-07-02 10:10:52 PM  
holiday_inn_in_cambodia: discordium: Grand Poohbah: looks like she's calculating the quietest way to kill whoever is taking that picture.

Yah, but you'd so go there.

Are you kidding? I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie-talkie


Now, that's disturbing.

Still, she's Heroin Content.

/ obscure?

 
Wolfmanjames [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 10:10:59 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

img43.imageshack.us

Looks like Eddie didn't kill him.

 
Ed Grubermann [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 10:11:30 PM  
Cheesy Rat: Yes! In before all of the idiot douchebags with the tired "have hot chick #3, 6, and whatever washed and brought to my room". Can you guys get another schtick? 2003 wants that one back.

/kthnxbye


www.trilobite.org

 
Ed Grubermann [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 10:14:51 PM  
Spike Lee's Favorite Farker: When a farker says "that looks like my mom", he will hit it

Yep, my mom knows how to bring on the sexy!
www.trilobite.org

 
D_Evans45 2009-07-02 10:14:57 PM  
nkohkq.blu.livefilestore.com

/It's night time and nobodys working, don't get the thought the in your head

 
Wolfmanjames [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 10:15:19 PM  
So, I was going through them and was thinking, "3 is hot. 6 id definitely hittable. 9 is smoking! I wonder if the other two multiples of three will be as good looking."

Feel free to laugh at my disappointment.

 
geektard 2009-07-02 10:16:06 PM  
What is that cat doing up there?
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Third_Uncle_Eno 2009-07-02 10:16:09 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com


"Unce... tyce... fee times a laydee..."


/obscure? better not be...

 
neenerist 2009-07-02 10:16:50 PM  
img82.imageshack.us

 
OneSmallEye 2009-07-02 10:17:12 PM  
i63.photobucket.comimage.wetpaint.com
Seperated at birth

 
The_Machine 2009-07-02 10:18:28 PM  
Wolfmanjames: Looks like Eddie didn't kill him.

Was waiting for this, thanks.

I think he kind of looks like Brent Spiner as well...

cdn.sheknows.com

Make it so.

 
Gawdzila 2009-07-02 10:18:51 PM  
Cowkitchen2: Do you guys really think 6 is that pretty? I mean, she's pretty, but not "gorgeous." Number 13 is much prettier in the face, imho.

I disagree, but hey, these things are subjective.
#13 is pretty, to be sure, but #6 comes out ahead in my book.
The brunette is a very close second.

 
Bucky Katt [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 10:19:07 PM  
Recoil Therapy: With the exception of the first page, all of the other ladies look as if they would clean up fairly nicely (some with some more work than others)

/#3 though looks like she would wake you up in the middle of the night to tell you that she super-glued your cat to your car
//something deep within those eyes


I dunno. I'd risk it.

 
Dobbs 2009-07-02 10:21:35 PM  
holiday_inn_in_cambodia: discordium: Grand Poohbah: looks like she's calculating the quietest way to kill whoever is taking that picture.

Yah, but you'd so go there.

Are you kidding? I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie-talkie


I want this quote on a t-shirt immediately.

/haven't laughed like that in months

 
geektard 2009-07-02 10:22:28 PM  
img22.imageshack.us

 
Gawdzila 2009-07-02 10:22:54 PM  
Third_Uncle_Eno: "Unce... tyce... fee times a laydee..."

i63.photobucket.com

(Isn't it "maydee"?)

/obscure?

You MUST be kidding.

 
Bucky Katt [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 10:26:45 PM  
Cheesy Rat: Yes! In before all of the idiot douchebags with the tired "have hot chick #3, 6, and whatever washed and brought to my room". Can you guys get another schtick? 2003 wants that one back.

/kthnxbye


you sound fat

 
MadAzza [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 10:29:22 PM  
Is No. 11 ... upholstered?

 
fendrluvr 2009-07-02 10:30:04 PM  
#9 = YES!

Looks like my highschool sweetheart. biatch cheated on me, and to add insult to injury the guy was a complete douchebag AND she ended up marrying him. Several years later my ex-wife ended up working with douchebag's sister, and I found out he had been in jail 3 times since they got married. The icing on the cake was that he got thrown in the slammer for 90 days for violating his probation by going on his honeymoon (he left the county without permission), a couple of days after they got back.

/karma, biatch
//ex was a biatch, but at least she didn't cheat on me
///that I know of

 
geektard 2009-07-02 10:31:39 PM  
img30.imageshack.us

 
Wolfmanjames [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 10:35:21 PM  
D_Evans45: /It's night time and nobodys working, don't get the thought the in your head

Thanks for making me laugh like a demented hyena.

 
bungle_jr 2009-07-02 10:39:36 PM  
yes, "maydee" it is...is it sad or cool that i thought that immediately upon reading third uncle eno's post?

Gawdzila: Third_Uncle_Eno: "Unce... tyce... fee times a laydee..."



(Isn't it "maydee"?)

/obscure?

You MUST be kidding.

 
bungle_jr 2009-07-02 10:41:37 PM  
by the way, take a good look at white dude with afro...looks less like bob ross in the face (although the hair is a striking resemblence), more like norm abram (new yankee workshop/this old house) in the face

/not bothering posting pics

 
MadAzza [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 10:43:56 PM  
Seriously, I think Mohawk Boy is cute. Sure, his style was last cool in 1976, but I won't care about that when I'm sucking on his lower lip ... that luscious, pouty lower lip ... as his eyes lock on mine and our bodies, slick with sweat, join in a passion previously unknown to either of us, startling us with its intensity before we surrender to it, and our cries mingle with the sound of the gulls winging over the crashing surf ...

They'll find my body behind the dunes, covered with stab wounds and ritual cutting marks. But that's OK. My soul will have joined with his.

 
The_Beav 2009-07-02 10:44:12 PM  
Came for a Terry Schiavo reference, leaving disappointed. :(

 
haplo53 2009-07-02 10:46:04 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com
www.lostvirtualtour.com

 
WilliamLeeTwitch 2009-07-02 10:48:38 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com
Someone has been a naughty little puppy. I cant let you you out of my sight without you getting into some kind of trouble. Now put this collar on and go to the spanking machine!

/what?

 
shotglasss 2009-07-02 10:49:55 PM  
Who biatchslapped him upside the back of his head?

 
shotglasss 2009-07-02 10:51:35 PM  
Let's try this again....

Who biatchslapped this guy upside the back of his head?

 
shotglasss 2009-07-02 10:52:26 PM  
Fark is changing the name of the pic I PS'ed. Nevermind.

 
I_Love_Cheesecake 2009-07-02 10:52:37 PM  
sarahthustra: Cowkitchen2: Do you guys really think 6 is that pretty? I mean, she's pretty, but not "gorgeous." Number 13 is much prettier in the face, imho.

/No, I'm not number 13.

that's what i was thinking. they're all cute, but 6 is probably the one i find the least striking.


Yep. Number 6 isn't that good-looking at all. The other girls in this collection are far better-looking than her.

 
MadAzza [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 10:56:16 PM  
shotglasss: Fark is changing the name of the pic I PS'ed. Nevermind.

Then change it so the filter doesn't trap it.

 
GregGates 2009-07-02 10:57:54 PM  
haplo53 that is some win hahah

 
Ed Grubermann [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 10:59:36 PM  
MadAzza: They'll find my body behind the dunes, covered with stab wounds and ritual cutting marks. But that's OK. My soul will have joined with his.

You're creepier than I am.

 
bonus 2009-07-02 11:01:28 PM  
Cheesy Rat: Yes! In before all of the idiot douchebags with the tired "have hot chick #3, 6, and whatever washed and brought to my room". Can you guys get another schtick? 2003 wants that one back.

/kthnxbye


Amen, bro.

 
CaesarSneezy 2009-07-02 11:02:25 PM  
WilliamLeeTwitch: Someone has been a naughty little puppy. I cant let you you out of my sight without you getting into some kind of trouble. Now put this collar on and go to the spanking machine!

/what?


Srsly.

/number 9
//number 9

 
InThePublicDomain 2009-07-02 11:04:07 PM  
i728.photobucket.com
What the hell is that?

i728.photobucket.com
I don't know. What the hell is that?

 
Third_Uncle_Eno 2009-07-02 11:04:38 PM  
bungle_jr
Gawdzila: Third_Uncle_Eno: "Unce... tyce... fee times a laydee..."


(Isn't it "maydee"?)

/obscure?

You MUST be kidding.

yes, "maydee" it is...is it sad or cool that i thought that immediately upon reading third uncle eno's post?


sorry, guys...
i was writing it from memory... last time i saw that sketch was a few years ago...

 
Ed Grubermann [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 11:05:24 PM  
If I had a million dollars...
i.cdn.turner.com

media.thestate.com
At the same time.

/But not a real fur coat. That would be mean.

 
Wolfmanjames [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 11:06:03 PM  
img16.imageshack.us

 
MadAzza [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 11:12:55 PM  
Ed Grubermann: If I had a million dollars...



At the same time.

/But not a real fur coat. That's cruelwould be mean.


FTFY

 
Wolfmanjames [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 11:13:05 PM  
WilliamLeeTwitch: Someone has been a naughty little puppy. I cant let you you out of my sight without you getting into some kind of trouble. Now put this collar on and go to the spanking machine!

/what?


Sorry, dude. The spanking machine's down. Gotta use your hand and/or belt.

 
SporaticVoracity 2009-07-02 11:13:14 PM  
i490.photobucket.com

 
moonscatter [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 11:14:35 PM  
I really need to send some mugshots in to the Smoking Gun. I see better (weirder) ones than these every week. My personal faves are the guy whose grille spells out "thug" and the guy who had giant M's tattooed all over his face...

 
mattknows 2009-07-02 11:28:02 PM  
discordium: Grand Poohbah: looks like she's calculating the quietest way to kill whoever is taking that picture.

Yah, but you'd so go there.


For some reason this sounds like something Dr. House would say. Emphasizing the word "so".

/yes I've watched every episode about 6 times, why do you ask?

 
I_Can't_Believe_It's_Not_Smegma 2009-07-02 11:30:55 PM  
Try working in the ER. It's a non-stop parade of these losers

/and old gomers

 
mattknows 2009-07-02 11:34:31 PM  
moonscatter: I really need to send some mugshots in to the Smoking Gun. I see better (weirder) ones than these every week. My personal faves are the guy whose grille spells out "thug" and the guy who had giant M's tattooed all over his face...

Is he supposed to be MMmm MMmm good?

 
VKValentine 2009-07-02 11:35:49 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com
www.bbc.co.uk
A little bit.

 
Taima [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 11:38:50 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com
blogs.dallasobserver.com

/Da Playmaker?

 
NotThatGirl 2009-07-02 11:50:53 PM  
#6 looks like -
i241.photobucket.com

 
mialynneb [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-02 11:57:01 PM  
holiday_inn_in_cambodia
Are you kidding? I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie-talkie

O.M.G.!!!! I haven't laughed that hard in I don't know how long. I stumbled into the bedroom laughing just to tell my husband and I couldn't freaking get through "fart" without laughing.

Thank you - I needed that laugh!

 
splorp! 2009-07-03 12:12:46 AM  
i.cdn.turner.com
www.quirkcollective.com

/link hot like SuperGirl
//in case it dies (pops)

 
Mentat [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 12:30:50 AM  
Cheesy Rat: Yes! In before all of the idiot douchebags with the tired "have hot chick #3, 6, and whatever washed and brought to my room". Can you guys get another schtick? 2003 wants that one back.

/kthnxbye


I wish ti engage in sexual relations with the individuals listed #3, #6 and #9.

 
Deacon Blue 2009-07-03 12:38:37 AM  
Cheesy Rat: Yes! In before all of the idiot douchebags with the tired "have hot chick #3, 6, and whatever washed and brought to my room". Can you guys get another schtick? 2003 wants that one back.

/kthnxbye


Have Cheesy Rat bathed and brought to my chambers.

 
fanbladesaresharp 2009-07-03 12:38:51 AM  
Lonestar: When you have this type of haircut, you are just asking for the cops to arrest you on trumped up charges. Just for the fun of keeping a picture of that dude as an internal department joke.

One in which he got his ass kicked in the making of. Is that a boot print on the back of his head?

 
Forsythe P. Jones [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 12:39:25 AM  
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WHEN DID JOAN BAEZ GET BUSTED?

 
Mogani 2009-07-03 12:41:36 AM  
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a.abcnews.com

 
That Darned Commie 2009-07-03 12:47:29 AM  
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d0server1.fnal.gov

 
Helen_Arigby 2009-07-03 12:48:22 AM  
tetsoushima: I really could use a "crazy girl" narrative here.

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I don't understand why you're treating me like this. I mean, okay, so maybe I shouldn't have taped his screams--it's just, if you play them backwards, God gives you messages.

I know, most people think it's Satan who plays messages in reversed audio, but that's the secret. God... and Satan... are two faces of the same eight-dimensional elder god. And you can hear its commands, if you're willing to do the work. Yeah, mostly they sound like "HHHhhhHHHGGggggGGGUUUUUUuuuaaaaAAAAAAAAAA em llik em llik HHHhhhHHHGGggggGGGUUUUUUuuuaaaaAAAAAAAAAA!" but that's okay, I'm working on a translation algorithm. I just need a little more... experimental material.

Sooo... what are you doing after work?

Don't worry, you'll feel too much pleasure to even notice you're dying.

At least, I think it's pleasure they feel...

 
Kill_Da_Wabbit 2009-07-03 12:48:25 AM  
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Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue...

Linky is in the smoking section.

 
Adjective Bird Whiskey [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 12:51:02 AM  
Sup need-to-be-bailed-out ho's.

 
ensign_noname 2009-07-03 12:56:17 AM  
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WANT

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Reminds me of my first wife, she was a crazy biatch.
but ohhh so fun.

Whas sappening?
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Cluelessness - I has it.

 
shnackin 2009-07-03 01:04:58 AM  
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geom_00 2009-07-03 01:26:50 AM  
NakedReporta: Holy shiat, I think I actually dated this one 15 years ago.

If it's the same girl, she's in her mid-to-late-30s and hella crazy!

Last I knew, she was living in Ft. Walton Beach, FL. Where's this pic from?


Someone revoke his TF membership. There is NO WAY a farker was able to hit that.

\I keed cause I am jealous.

 
kuros23 2009-07-03 01:39:31 AM  
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Gawdzila 2009-07-03 01:39:54 AM  
NakedReporta: If it's the same girl, she's in her mid-to-late-30s and hella crazy!

First, no using the word "hella".
Second, there is no way that chick is in her mid-to-late30's.

 
kuros23 2009-07-03 01:41:25 AM  
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GentlemanJ 2009-07-03 03:16:31 AM  
Dobbs: Are you kidding? I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie-talkie

Dobbs-Approved! We have it on record!

 
Halfmast Trousers [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 03:30:13 AM  
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images.uulyrics.com

 
roverman1260 2009-07-03 04:59:28 AM  
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looks like the guy from "everyone loves raymond" on crack.

/first thing that came to mind

 
Gridlock 2009-07-03 05:34:26 AM  
Cleaning up the mohawked fellow so he looks at least moderately farkable

BEFORE:
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AFTER:
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Gridlock 2009-07-03 06:02:17 AM  
BEFORE:
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AFTER:
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roki 2009-07-03 06:19:37 AM  
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3.bp.blogspot.com

 
SonOfSpam 2009-07-03 08:01:06 AM  
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She looks about 14 to me.

I'll just have a seat over there....

 
Pextor 2009-07-03 08:42:12 AM  
Ed Grubermann: If I had a million dollars...



At the same time.

/But not a real fur coat. That would be mean.


who is the second one, Ed?

 
FriarReb98 [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 08:55:56 AM  
Polly Ester: At less than 60 centimeters tall, she's the most adorable midget I've seen.

Took me a while to notice anything past her face. Why the hell would they leave the 1's off? Does leaving the hundreds off really make it more cost effective, or space saving?

 
haveagun 2009-07-03 09:36:38 AM  
SonOfSpam: She looks about 14 to me.

I'll just have a seat over there....


fippitty..fap fap

 
Stauroteuthis 2009-07-03 12:11:34 PM  
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Find Emmitt Nervend: Once in this mugshot roundup.

 
Cthulhu Theory 2009-07-03 04:41:02 PM  
Smokey the Bare: Happy little trees...

/obscure?


Bob Ross is NEVER obscure!

/R.I.P. Bob

 
Cthulhu Theory 2009-07-03 04:53:47 PM  
I have come up with a solution tothe dilemma over the hottest girl in the mugshots. It's not something I'm overly excited to do but I will do it for the benefit of all farkers out there.

The ladies in pictures 3, 6, 9(1987 girl), and *shudder* 13 shall all be bathed, clothed and brought to my chambers, wherein, they shall each undergo thorough, rigorous and vigorous physical exams.

They shall be tested both separately and in various combinations.

To be safe this testing shall be performed several times to attain an average score for each woman and the one with the best overall score shall be deemed the hottest.

/self-sacrifice for all farkdom!
//my personal fave is 6, the others don't look like they will age well...

 
Cheesy Rat [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-03 05:29:34 PM  
Deacon Blue: Cheesy Rat: Yes! In before all of the idiot douchebags with the tired "have hot chick #3, 6, and whatever washed and brought to my room". Can you guys get another schtick? 2003 wants that one back.

/kthnxbye

Have Cheesy Rat bathed and brought to my chambers.


You're a guy. fark off.

/NTTAWWT
//unless you come on to me, then there IS something wrong with that

 
discospinster 2009-07-03 05:33:12 PM  
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Gobshiate!

 
Cheesy Rat [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-03 05:33:14 PM  
Gridlock: Cleaning up the mohawked fellow so he looks at least moderately farkable

BEFORE:


AFTER:


You can still see someone's handprint on the side of his head in the 2nd shot...

/biatch-slap FTW

 
discospinster 2009-07-03 05:34:29 PM  
Could somebody photoshop #8 with hair? He could clean up rather well.

 
BiggusDickus 2009-07-03 05:51:38 PM  
Two helpings of #9 please. Quickly.

 
mudpants 2009-07-03 10:24:31 PM  
OK, now I'm just freekin dizzy.

 
eas81 2009-07-03 10:49:46 PM  
holiday_inn_in_cambodia: AdolfOliverPanties: Putting your dick in a box can get you arrested, even if you are Forrest Whitaker LL Cool J.

Came for this happy now

 
eas81 2009-07-03 10:54:26 PM  
Since today is the 3rd let me start with #3
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and finish the holiday weekend with a 6+9

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