Chicago Style, FTW

Ketchup is only good on fries when mixed with an equal amount of sriracha.

bungle_jr: mortimer_ford: CruJones: dahmers love zombie: RaceDTruck: As soon as I saw Ketchup listed as a hot dog condiment, I stopped reading.

CruJones: /mayo sucks too

Okay, you crossed the line there, pal. Apologize to my creamy dame or you get the knuckle sandwich. With lots of Hellmann's!

if mayo is WHITE, it is no good! good mayo is almost yellow.

/prefers miracle whip
//fries with really good mayo are very yummy too

I once ate a whole jar of mayonnaise after having starved for a week or so during hurricane Andrew. You can't imagine how lemony delicious mayonnaise is when your starving.

wow, i don't know if i could eat a whole jar of mayo even when starving...but then again you never know what you can/will do until such a situation arises.

but seriously, as a very non-starving (fatty, ha) man, a whole jar sounds very nauseating

Acid_Casualty: bungle_jr: mortimer_ford: CruJones: dahmers love zombie: RaceDTruck: As soon as I saw Ketchup listed as a hot dog condiment, I stopped reading.

CruJones: /mayo sucks too

Okay, you crossed the line there, pal. Apologize to my creamy dame or you get the knuckle sandwich. With lots of Hellmann's!

if mayo is WHITE, it is no good! good mayo is almost yellow.

/prefers miracle whip
//fries with really good mayo are very yummy too

I once ate a whole jar of mayonnaise after having starved for a week or so during hurricane Andrew. You can't imagine how lemony delicious mayonnaise is when your starving.

AlwaysRightBoy: gorgor: APPROVES
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I'm going to report you for personal pictures of my wife,
/read the faking FaQ

LOL:)
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How the hell do you starve during a hurricane? Every time we had one in Houston growing up, we had to have BBQ every day and night to use up the meat in the deep freeze before it went bad.

bungle_jr: but seriously, as a very non-starving (fatty, ha) man, a whole jar sounds very nauseating

Same here. One teaspoon would be revolting to me normally. It was quite good at the time though.

ZekeMacNeil: Based on the headline, I thought this was going to be a poop thread...

Here I was thinking dildos.

gorgor: LOL:)
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I'd put mayo on that.

/special mayo

PatriciaFarkette: How the hell do you starve during a hurricane? Every time we had one in Houston growing up, we had to have BBQ every day and night to use up the meat in the deep freeze before it went bad.

It was in the Keys when many counties higher up in the state were obliterated, and everyone from said counties kept driving down and cleaning out all the grocery stores. No power or drinking water for weeks. It was pretty hellish.

Needs New England style rolls.

Celery salt.

Or sauerkraut.

Hebrew National FTW!

/loves me some jewdogs
//can always go for a vienna when in chicago though

Should have used the Weeners tag.

davynelson: i'm actually very fortunate because i have a 24 hour hot dog vendor one block away....

When I lived in Seattle, I used to think how cool it was that Dick's was open after the bars closed. But a 24 hour hot dog vendor? Your town is clearly peopled by geniuses. Salute!

Pmoon: I don't eat them anymore after seeing how they are made. Something about "meat slurry" that does not appeal to me.

I'm going to have to think about that one.

Not too much, but definitely going to have to think about it.

Okay, I'm a lifelong SF Giants fan. I hate everything that involves the Dodgers with the white-hot intensity of a thousand suns with only 3 exceptions: Jackie Robinson, Vin Scully, and...

Farmer John frankfurters (makers of the footlong Dodger Dog). Great dogs, on par with Nathans. Don't know if you can get them East of the Rockies though. And the bacon is top notch too.

As for my stadium fare at AT&T Park: Polish on a roll with grilled onions and brown mustard

bungle_jr: mortimer_ford: CruJones: dahmers love zombie: RaceDTruck: As soon as I saw Ketchup listed as a hot dog condiment, I stopped reading.

CruJones: /mayo sucks too

Okay, you crossed the line there, pal. Apologize to my creamy dame or you get the knuckle sandwich. With lots of Hellmann's!

if mayo is WHITE, it is no good! good mayo is almost yellow.

/prefers miracle whip
//fries with really good mayo are very yummy too

Miracle Whip is practically a criminal offense. Though it can be emptied out so the jar can be used for something more useful like a coinholder or a place to preserve harlequin babies. It can also be launched into Middle Eastern counties so Arabs can stone it to death. You know, serial killers should probably be forced to pose with jars of Miracle Whip when they get their mugshots. Did you know that if applied liberally, it can be used to dislodge curses from the rectums of Gypsies? It can also be put back into the bottle and resold and nobody will know the difference.

Just some facts about Miracle Whip and its stupid logo

Any Best Hot Dog List without Sahlens is not a Best Hot Dog List.




/Buffalo NY knows what the fark is up.

chickyraptor - Needs New England style rolls.

Miss those!

mortimer_ford

Miracle Whip is for old people!

Any decent hot dog is made locally at a small deli shop. They will be connected by their natural casing when you buy em. There is never a package on a good hot dog. The meat tubes judged in TFA are all crap.

RaceDTruck: As soon as I saw Ketchup listed as a hot dog condiment, I stopped reading.

/Ketchup is for fries
//Vienna all beef FTW

Checking profile... yep, yer from Chicago.

/bless you, my dear man

Pmoon: I don't eat them anymore after seeing how they are made. Something about "meat slurry" that does not appeal to me.

Don't feel too hot after that? Not to worry! A spoonful of Slurry will cure what ails ya!



/hot like my bile

CygnusDarius:
/Hermosillo Hot dogs
//Look 'em up

I love street vendor dogs in Mexico, didn't have any in Hermosillo, should have though, that looks awesome... of course anything wrapped in bacon is just that much better. Santa Rosalia, Guaymas, La Paz and Mazatlan have some rocking hot dogs.

Is it wrong that my peener twitched a bit, reading that headline?

Was sad to see it was an article about food...

If you're ever in Iceland, get a hotdog, or 20. They're cheap, have a great flavor, and and are juicy yet almost crunchy on the outside. Add the toasty bun and some brown mustard and it's a hot dog experience!

SS Pylsur are made of win! (and probably some sheep bits)

What Girth may look like.

/she used to call me horse, I called her licky.

heh heh, I knew a girl that could eat a hot dog without chewing... man what a tease she was.