They didn't test Hebrew National???

Fail.

That's what she said.

FTFA: We believe in the power of a good weenie.

Me too. This article made me all hot and bothered.

As soon as I saw Ketchup listed as a hot dog condiment, I stopped reading.

/Ketchup is for fries
//Vienna all beef FTW

RaceDTruck: As soon as I saw Ketchup listed as a hot dog condiment, I stopped reading.

/Ketchup is for fries
//Vienna all beef FTW

Cheese.
Chili.
Bacon.
Maybe jalapenos.

Nothing else.

/ketchup and mustard are vile

RaceDTruck: As soon as I saw Ketchup listed as a hot dog condiment, I stopped reading.

Hell... that's nothing. My father-in-law keeps ribeye on order bi-monthly that's aged 25 days and will not cook it on anything other than a Green Egg with lump charcoal... and then refuses to eat it if there isn't any ketchup in the fridge to put on it.

I shiat you not.

Based on the headline, I thought this was going to be a poop thread...

Yummm...
Now I'm craving

RaceDTruck: As soon as I saw Ketchup listed as a hot dog condiment, I stopped reading.

/Ketchup is for fries
//Vienna all beef FTW

I'll put catsup on whatever I goddam please. And you're talking about tomato catsup, not the others that are out there.

No, just lips and anuses.

/ani?

Eyebleach: Hell... that's nothing. My father-in-law keeps ribeye on order bi-monthly that's aged 25 days and will not cook it on anything other than a Green Egg with lump charcoal... and then refuses to eat it if there isn't any ketchup in the fridge to put on it.

That's farking awesome. It takes balls, dedication, and a certain amount of bloody-mindedness to do that.

I like Jew wienies.

Kirkland Beef Dinner franks for me, the ones from Costco. I just toss them under the broiler then put them in a warmed bun/hoagie roll along with some mustard, onions and cheese.

So good.

Frank N. Furter?

RaceDTruck: /Ketchup is for fries

Agreed. Mustard (yellow or brown, they both have their place), sauerkraut, maybe some cheese, a good tangy relish. No ketchup on red hots.

House of Tards: That's what she said.

came in here to say the same thing.

/good on ya!

Kyosuke: They didn't test Hebrew National???

Fail.

They answer to a higher authority.

House of Tards: That's what she said.

Glad to see this has been covered.

Penis

Kyosuke: They didn't test Hebrew National???

Fail.

"To pin down this perfect dog, we tasted 13 varieties available nationwide, including the following, listed from highest to lowest score: Nathan's Skinless Beef Franks, Thumann's, Oscar Mayer, Boar's Head, Ball Park, Hatfield Quality Meats, 365, Hebrew National, Applegate Farms, Dietz & Watson, Bilinski's, Nature's Rancher, and D'Artagnan.

PENIS.

/amidoinitrite?

Nathan's
spicy mustard
beef chili (no beans)
slaw
Sierra Nevada Pale Ale

dahmers love zombie: RaceDTruck: As soon as I saw Ketchup listed as a hot dog condiment, I stopped reading.

/Ketchup is for fries
//Vienna all beef FTW

Cheese.
Chili.
Bacon.
Maybe jalapenos.

Nothing else.

/ketchup and mustard are vile

We should hang out.

/mayo sucks too

Kyosuke: They didn't test Hebrew National???

Fail.

mcmnky:They answer to a higher authority.

Editor didn't want to have to fend off suicide bombers.

I don't eat them anymore after seeing how they are made. Something about "meat slurry" that does not appeal to me.

Fluffball: Kirkland Beef Dinner franks for me, the ones from Costco. I just toss them under the broiler then put them in a warmed bun/hoagie roll along with some mustard, onions and cheese.

So good.

Those are the only ones I buy. As an added bonus, on the way out the door I pick up ywo already cooked and drown them in deli mustard for the road.

Other day the local store wanted $5 a pop for beef ball parks yet the mystery mystery meat ball parks were only $1 a pack. I would not feed them to a dog..... Not a fan of Nathans, a bit too greasy.

Her ass?

yeah ketchup is for fries, and sometimes a burger

hot dogs require mustard and onions and maybe hot peppers
but overloading a decent dog/sausage is like overloading a pizza

it's all about balance, not just of flavor but texture too.
for example that picture of a hot dog with coleslaw and god knows what else on it posted by Notabunny? GROSS.

/but that's just me.
//hot italian sausage FTW!!

Right, like any of you would turn your nose up to any hot dog at a cook-out. Who do you think you're fooling?

I thought the headline was talking about the sewer thing from earlier today.

davynelson: GROSS.

The savoriness of the dog + the tanginess of the mustard
The spiciness of the chili + the sweetness of the sesame seed roll
The soft warmth of all the above + the cool crunch of the slaw

Dear sir, you are missing out!

I used like Wienerschnitzel's Chicago Dog .

They didn't test Hebrew National???

Fail.

You know who else like cooking Hebrews?

1 word: Sabrett's
/that is all
//it's all about the dirty water
//yo

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Wow, you must think about ******* ****'* all the time if you you wont eat a hot dog because it reminds you of that.

Wulfhardt: Right, like any of you would turn your nose up to any hot dog at a cook-out. Who do you think you're fooling?

Not me. Definitely getting some dogs for the 4th now.

..and some cheap-assed american beer/swill.

Hot dog condiments:

Tomatoes
Bacon
Mushrooms
Chorizo
Fried Onions
Cheddar Cheese
Guacamole
Corn
Cream (just a bit)



/Hermosillo Hot dogs
//Look 'em up

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I'm going to report you for personal pictures of my wife,
/read the faking FaQ

bow down to the master! BRAUM'S chili cheese frankfurter! de-friggin-licious!

if you don't have a braums near you, MOVE! i did!

ok, so i moved for a job, it is just a matter of good fortune that i ended up with 2 braums within 5 miles of my apartment

Notabunny: Dear sir, you are missing out!


alright, man, but i'm going to need a knife and fork for that
cuz it looks like there's gonna be coleslaw everywhere!

i'm actually very fortunate because i have a 24 hour hot dog vendor one block away....

CruJones: dahmers love zombie: RaceDTruck: As soon as I saw Ketchup listed as a hot dog condiment, I stopped reading.

CruJones: /mayo sucks too

Okay, you crossed the line there, pal. Apologize to my creamy dame or you get the knuckle sandwich. With lots of Hellmann's!

I guess Vienna Beef and Best's Kosher are not national brands... and I feel terrible for those of you out of reach of these delicacies.

mortimer_ford: CruJones: dahmers love zombie: RaceDTruck: As soon as I saw Ketchup listed as a hot dog condiment, I stopped reading.

CruJones: /mayo sucks too

Okay, you crossed the line there, pal. Apologize to my creamy dame or you get the knuckle sandwich. With lots of Hellmann's!

if mayo is WHITE, it is no good! good mayo is almost yellow.

/prefers miracle whip
//fries with really good mayo are very yummy too

Action Bastard says,"Put your mouth on a sausage!"