They didn't test Hebrew National???

Fail.

That's what she said.

FTFA: We believe in the power of a good weenie.

Me too. This article made me all hot and bothered.

As soon as I saw Ketchup listed as a hot dog condiment, I stopped reading.

/Ketchup is for fries
//Vienna all beef FTW

RaceDTruck: As soon as I saw Ketchup listed as a hot dog condiment, I stopped reading.

/Ketchup is for fries
//Vienna all beef FTW

Cheese.
Chili.
Bacon.
Maybe jalapenos.

Nothing else.

/ketchup and mustard are vile

RaceDTruck: As soon as I saw Ketchup listed as a hot dog condiment, I stopped reading.

Hell... that's nothing. My father-in-law keeps ribeye on order bi-monthly that's aged 25 days and will not cook it on anything other than a Green Egg with lump charcoal... and then refuses to eat it if there isn't any ketchup in the fridge to put on it.

I shiat you not.

Based on the headline, I thought this was going to be a poop thread...

Yummm...
Now I'm craving

RaceDTruck: As soon as I saw Ketchup listed as a hot dog condiment, I stopped reading.

/Ketchup is for fries
//Vienna all beef FTW

I'll put catsup on whatever I goddam please. And you're talking about tomato catsup, not the others that are out there.

No, just lips and anuses.

/ani?

Eyebleach: Hell... that's nothing. My father-in-law keeps ribeye on order bi-monthly that's aged 25 days and will not cook it on anything other than a Green Egg with lump charcoal... and then refuses to eat it if there isn't any ketchup in the fridge to put on it.

That's farking awesome. It takes balls, dedication, and a certain amount of bloody-mindedness to do that.

I like Jew wienies.

Kirkland Beef Dinner franks for me, the ones from Costco. I just toss them under the broiler then put them in a warmed bun/hoagie roll along with some mustard, onions and cheese.

So good.

Frank N. Furter?

RaceDTruck: /Ketchup is for fries

Agreed. Mustard (yellow or brown, they both have their place), sauerkraut, maybe some cheese, a good tangy relish. No ketchup on red hots.

House of Tards: That's what she said.

came in here to say the same thing.

/good on ya!

Kyosuke: They didn't test Hebrew National???

Fail.

They answer to a higher authority.

House of Tards: That's what she said.

Glad to see this has been covered.

Penis

Kyosuke: They didn't test Hebrew National???

Fail.

"To pin down this perfect dog, we tasted 13 varieties available nationwide, including the following, listed from highest to lowest score: Nathan's Skinless Beef Franks, Thumann's, Oscar Mayer, Boar's Head, Ball Park, Hatfield Quality Meats, 365, Hebrew National, Applegate Farms, Dietz & Watson, Bilinski's, Nature's Rancher, and D'Artagnan.

PENIS.

/amidoinitrite?

Nathan's
spicy mustard
beef chili (no beans)
slaw
Sierra Nevada Pale Ale

dahmers love zombie: RaceDTruck: As soon as I saw Ketchup listed as a hot dog condiment, I stopped reading.

/Ketchup is for fries
//Vienna all beef FTW

Cheese.
Chili.
Bacon.
Maybe jalapenos.

Nothing else.

/ketchup and mustard are vile

We should hang out.

/mayo sucks too

Kyosuke: They didn't test Hebrew National???

Fail.

mcmnky:They answer to a higher authority.

Editor didn't want to have to fend off suicide bombers.

I don't eat them anymore after seeing how they are made. Something about "meat slurry" that does not appeal to me.

Fluffball: Kirkland Beef Dinner franks for me, the ones from Costco. I just toss them under the broiler then put them in a warmed bun/hoagie roll along with some mustard, onions and cheese.

So good.

Those are the only ones I buy. As an added bonus, on the way out the door I pick up ywo already cooked and drown them in deli mustard for the road.

Other day the local store wanted $5 a pop for beef ball parks yet the mystery mystery meat ball parks were only $1 a pack. I would not feed them to a dog..... Not a fan of Nathans, a bit too greasy.

Her ass?

yeah ketchup is for fries, and sometimes a burger

hot dogs require mustard and onions and maybe hot peppers
but overloading a decent dog/sausage is like overloading a pizza

it's all about balance, not just of flavor but texture too.
for example that picture of a hot dog with coleslaw and god knows what else on it posted by Notabunny? GROSS.

/but that's just me.
//hot italian sausage FTW!!

Right, like any of you would turn your nose up to any hot dog at a cook-out. Who do you think you're fooling?

I thought the headline was talking about the sewer thing from earlier today.

davynelson: GROSS.

The savoriness of the dog + the tanginess of the mustard
The spiciness of the chili + the sweetness of the sesame seed roll
The soft warmth of all the above + the cool crunch of the slaw

Dear sir, you are missing out!

I used like Wienerschnitzel's Chicago Dog .

They didn't test Hebrew National???

Fail.

You know who else like cooking Hebrews?

1 word: Sabrett's
/that is all
//it's all about the dirty water
//yo

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Wow, you must think about ******* ****'* all the time if you you wont eat a hot dog because it reminds you of that.

Wulfhardt: Right, like any of you would turn your nose up to any hot dog at a cook-out. Who do you think you're fooling?

Not me. Definitely getting some dogs for the 4th now.

..and some cheap-assed american beer/swill.

Hot dog condiments:

Tomatoes
Bacon
Mushrooms
Chorizo
Fried Onions
Cheddar Cheese
Guacamole
Corn
Cream (just a bit)



/Hermosillo Hot dogs
//Look 'em up

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I'm going to report you for personal pictures of my wife,
/read the faking FaQ

bow down to the master! BRAUM'S chili cheese frankfurter! de-friggin-licious!

if you don't have a braums near you, MOVE! i did!

ok, so i moved for a job, it is just a matter of good fortune that i ended up with 2 braums within 5 miles of my apartment

Notabunny: Dear sir, you are missing out!


alright, man, but i'm going to need a knife and fork for that
cuz it looks like there's gonna be coleslaw everywhere!

i'm actually very fortunate because i have a 24 hour hot dog vendor one block away....

CruJones: dahmers love zombie: RaceDTruck: As soon as I saw Ketchup listed as a hot dog condiment, I stopped reading.

CruJones: /mayo sucks too

Okay, you crossed the line there, pal. Apologize to my creamy dame or you get the knuckle sandwich. With lots of Hellmann's!

I guess Vienna Beef and Best's Kosher are not national brands... and I feel terrible for those of you out of reach of these delicacies.

mortimer_ford: CruJones: dahmers love zombie: RaceDTruck: As soon as I saw Ketchup listed as a hot dog condiment, I stopped reading.

CruJones: /mayo sucks too

Okay, you crossed the line there, pal. Apologize to my creamy dame or you get the knuckle sandwich. With lots of Hellmann's!

if mayo is WHITE, it is no good! good mayo is almost yellow.

/prefers miracle whip
//fries with really good mayo are very yummy too

Action Bastard says,"Put your mouth on a sausage!"

Chicago Style, FTW

Ketchup is only good on fries when mixed with an equal amount of sriracha.

bungle_jr: mortimer_ford: CruJones: dahmers love zombie: RaceDTruck: As soon as I saw Ketchup listed as a hot dog condiment, I stopped reading.

CruJones: /mayo sucks too

Okay, you crossed the line there, pal. Apologize to my creamy dame or you get the knuckle sandwich. With lots of Hellmann's!

if mayo is WHITE, it is no good! good mayo is almost yellow.

/prefers miracle whip
//fries with really good mayo are very yummy too

I once ate a whole jar of mayonnaise after having starved for a week or so during hurricane Andrew. You can't imagine how lemony delicious mayonnaise is when your starving.

wow, i don't know if i could eat a whole jar of mayo even when starving...but then again you never know what you can/will do until such a situation arises.

but seriously, as a very non-starving (fatty, ha) man, a whole jar sounds very nauseating

Acid_Casualty: bungle_jr: mortimer_ford: CruJones: dahmers love zombie: RaceDTruck: As soon as I saw Ketchup listed as a hot dog condiment, I stopped reading.

CruJones: /mayo sucks too

Okay, you crossed the line there, pal. Apologize to my creamy dame or you get the knuckle sandwich. With lots of Hellmann's!

if mayo is WHITE, it is no good! good mayo is almost yellow.

/prefers miracle whip
//fries with really good mayo are very yummy too

I once ate a whole jar of mayonnaise after having starved for a week or so during hurricane Andrew. You can't imagine how lemony delicious mayonnaise is when your starving.

AlwaysRightBoy: gorgor: APPROVES
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I'm going to report you for personal pictures of my wife,
/read the faking FaQ

LOL:)
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How the hell do you starve during a hurricane? Every time we had one in Houston growing up, we had to have BBQ every day and night to use up the meat in the deep freeze before it went bad.

bungle_jr: but seriously, as a very non-starving (fatty, ha) man, a whole jar sounds very nauseating

Same here. One teaspoon would be revolting to me normally. It was quite good at the time though.

ZekeMacNeil: Based on the headline, I thought this was going to be a poop thread...

Here I was thinking dildos.

gorgor: LOL:)
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I'd put mayo on that.

/special mayo

PatriciaFarkette: How the hell do you starve during a hurricane? Every time we had one in Houston growing up, we had to have BBQ every day and night to use up the meat in the deep freeze before it went bad.

It was in the Keys when many counties higher up in the state were obliterated, and everyone from said counties kept driving down and cleaning out all the grocery stores. No power or drinking water for weeks. It was pretty hellish.

Needs New England style rolls.

Celery salt.

Or sauerkraut.

Hebrew National FTW!

/loves me some jewdogs
//can always go for a vienna when in chicago though

Should have used the Weeners tag.

davynelson: i'm actually very fortunate because i have a 24 hour hot dog vendor one block away....

When I lived in Seattle, I used to think how cool it was that Dick's was open after the bars closed. But a 24 hour hot dog vendor? Your town is clearly peopled by geniuses. Salute!

Pmoon: I don't eat them anymore after seeing how they are made. Something about "meat slurry" that does not appeal to me.

I'm going to have to think about that one.

Not too much, but definitely going to have to think about it.

Okay, I'm a lifelong SF Giants fan. I hate everything that involves the Dodgers with the white-hot intensity of a thousand suns with only 3 exceptions: Jackie Robinson, Vin Scully, and...

Farmer John frankfurters (makers of the footlong Dodger Dog). Great dogs, on par with Nathans. Don't know if you can get them East of the Rockies though. And the bacon is top notch too.

As for my stadium fare at AT&T Park: Polish on a roll with grilled onions and brown mustard

bungle_jr: mortimer_ford: CruJones: dahmers love zombie: RaceDTruck: As soon as I saw Ketchup listed as a hot dog condiment, I stopped reading.

CruJones: /mayo sucks too

Okay, you crossed the line there, pal. Apologize to my creamy dame or you get the knuckle sandwich. With lots of Hellmann's!

if mayo is WHITE, it is no good! good mayo is almost yellow.

/prefers miracle whip
//fries with really good mayo are very yummy too

Miracle Whip is practically a criminal offense. Though it can be emptied out so the jar can be used for something more useful like a coinholder or a place to preserve harlequin babies. It can also be launched into Middle Eastern counties so Arabs can stone it to death. You know, serial killers should probably be forced to pose with jars of Miracle Whip when they get their mugshots. Did you know that if applied liberally, it can be used to dislodge curses from the rectums of Gypsies? It can also be put back into the bottle and resold and nobody will know the difference.

Just some facts about Miracle Whip and its stupid logo

Any Best Hot Dog List without Sahlens is not a Best Hot Dog List.




/Buffalo NY knows what the fark is up.

chickyraptor - Needs New England style rolls.

Miss those!

mortimer_ford

Miracle Whip is for old people!

Any decent hot dog is made locally at a small deli shop. They will be connected by their natural casing when you buy em. There is never a package on a good hot dog. The meat tubes judged in TFA are all crap.

RaceDTruck: As soon as I saw Ketchup listed as a hot dog condiment, I stopped reading.

/Ketchup is for fries
//Vienna all beef FTW

Checking profile... yep, yer from Chicago.

/bless you, my dear man

Pmoon: I don't eat them anymore after seeing how they are made. Something about "meat slurry" that does not appeal to me.

Don't feel too hot after that? Not to worry! A spoonful of Slurry will cure what ails ya!



/hot like my bile

CygnusDarius:
/Hermosillo Hot dogs
//Look 'em up

I love street vendor dogs in Mexico, didn't have any in Hermosillo, should have though, that looks awesome... of course anything wrapped in bacon is just that much better. Santa Rosalia, Guaymas, La Paz and Mazatlan have some rocking hot dogs.

Is it wrong that my peener twitched a bit, reading that headline?

Was sad to see it was an article about food...

If you're ever in Iceland, get a hotdog, or 20. They're cheap, have a great flavor, and and are juicy yet almost crunchy on the outside. Add the toasty bun and some brown mustard and it's a hot dog experience!

SS Pylsur are made of win! (and probably some sheep bits)

What Girth may look like.

/she used to call me horse, I called her licky.

heh heh, I knew a girl that could eat a hot dog without chewing... man what a tease she was.