Yeah, it's called "Quit screwing my mom!!", and if you've ever banged a chick with kids you're run into this particular form of crap. Basically the kids are mad that you're getting what they think only their dad should be getting.

The best solution is to make sure the door is secure and keep your own baseball bat by the bed.

I give credit to the kid for taking action. True, it was the wrong (and embarrassing) action, but she got things done.

LordZorch: Yeah, it's called "Quit screwing my mom!!", and if you've ever banged a chick with kids you're run into this particular form of crap. Basically the kids are mad that you're getting what they think only their dad should be getting.

The best solution is to make sure the door is secure and keep your own baseball bat by the bed.

Or, the kid thought her mom was being assaulted. If the mom is that vocal, maybe she should wait until her kid is out of the house.

said it in the redlit thread, awesome, my town, at least 3 times this in a year, has shown up on fark. Sweet. Bravo.

used to be a nice place :( Now we've gone all weird, and stuff.


Also... Torrington, Connecticut; meet Shreveport LOUsiana.

/you don't want to read the local paper online here, anyway
//your heads would all asplody
///CHEMTRAILS

I just heard this story on CBS Radio News. The reporter said that the mother & the 25-year-old are no longer together.

Arnold denies she screamed. She told The Associated Press her daughter heard a slap and thought it was an assault.

So...the mom was getting spanked during sex, probably screamed, and her daughter thought she was being attacked. Understandable.

The girl, two boys and a 19-year-old man were arrested Tuesday and arraigned Wednesday on assault and conspiracy charges.

All because she was trying to save her mother. Dang.

If a few years the story from the dude will be:

Dear Penthouse Forum:

I never believed it would happen to me but I was banging this really how Cougar type when all of a sudden her daughter and some of here friends busted in and.....

So were all these people already at the house, or did she call them over and wait for them to show up before taking action? Something doesn't add up.

IMO the daughter didn't like her moms bf and came up with this excuse to beat him up.

Gilligann: So were all these people already at the house, or did she call them over and wait for them to show up before taking action? Something doesn't add up.

IMO the daughter didn't like her moms bf and came up with this excuse to beat him up.

This town is made up of alot of 2-3 family houses dating from the 1960s or earlier, and i'm going to go out on a limb here and say the family lived downtown. That puts the likelyhood of all the girl's friends lving within walking distance. And even more likely that, now that school is out, nearby partying. It's just what happens here(there's NOTHING for youngfolk to do, so they get drunk/stoned and do stupid shiat, instead)

Still, the funniest bit to me is that both possibilities are strikingly possible. It's a messed up little place...

The daughter is 16. The boyfriend is 25. How old is the mom?

penthesilea: The daughter is 16. The boyfriend is 25. How old is the mom?

She's 34.


/yeah, classy, i know
//this town is the soul reason for my personal march for a Connecticut tag
///we're a strange lil' state....

Gilligann: IMO the daughter didn't like her moms bf and came up with this excuse to beat him up.

I'm thinking you solved the case.

penthesilea: The daughter is 16. The boyfriend is 25. How old is the mom?

I hate these word problems.

Lorelle: I just heard this story on CBS Radio News. The reporter said that the mother & the 25-year-old are no longer together.

Arnold denies she screamed. She told The Associated Press her daughter heard a slap and thought it was an assault.

So...the mom was getting spanked during sex, probably screamed, and her daughter thought she was being attacked. Understandable.

The girl, two boys and a 19-year-old man were arrested Tuesday and arraigned Wednesday on assault and conspiracy charges.

All because she was trying to save her mother. Dang.



Fark that.

Mother should have sent the kids out to the mall or the movies. Or told them to F off for a couple hours and don't go near the door.

isnt this how porns start?

go away kid...i'm not hurting your mom

Mom should be in prison.

another mom of the year

I can understand completely why a 16 y/o would go out with a 25 y/o - he likely has a car and a job and can buy things (it's still creepy), but I can never figure out why a 25 year old would go out with a 16 year old.

penthesilea: The daughter is 16. The boyfriend is 25. How old is the mom?

BlackCat23: She's 34.

i was told there'd be no maths.

them's some weird pythagorean theorem numbers. was the boyfriend greek?

Mom?

If she had time to round up a posse, she had time to call the cops. Sounds more like an intentional beat down than a rescue.

I saw this on the wires and was wondering how long it would take to show up on Fark.

moothemagiccow I can understand completely why a 16 y/o would go out with a 25 y/o - he likely has a car and a job and can buy things (it's still creepy), but I can never figure out why a 25 year old would go out with a 16 year old.

I'm sorry, are we keeping you from making sense?

moothemagiccow: I can understand completely why a 16 y/o would go out with a 25 y/o - he likely has a car and a job and can buy things (it's still creepy), but I can never figure out why a 25 year old would go out with a 16 year old.


Duuuuuuuuh...

FunkOut: penthesilea: The daughter is 16. The boyfriend is 25. How old is the mom?

I hate these word problems.

The correct answer is "Si" and that's just a heads up.

I mean it's bizarre. You have to pick them up from school and be friendly with their parents on a regular basis and.... they're kids, they don't have money unless their parents are rich. They can't get into bars. They're not independent - ideally someone will worry where they are when they stay over at your place. It's farking weird and they look better at 19 anyway

razordu30: moothemagiccow: I can understand completely why a 16 y/o would go out with a 25 y/o - he likely has a car and a job and can buy things (it's still creepy), but I can never figure out why a 25 year old would go out with a 16 year old.


Duuuuuuuuh...

QUAD-UNF!

LordZorch: Yeah, it's called "Quit screwing my mom!!", and if you've ever banged a chick with kids you're run into this particular form of crap. Basically the kids are mad that you're getting what they think only their dad should be getting.

The best solution is to make sure the door is secure and keep your own baseball bat by the bed.

Between this and the WHARRGARBL that composes your profile, I can only guess you're one miserable human being.

Im currently doing subby's mom and really getting a kick out of these replies

How did this get to become news?

/didn't read

Baseball bat trifecta in play?

As guy born & raised in Torrington, I'm really getting a kick out these replies!!

Thanks the the wonderful grammar by subby half the people in this thread are confused. Article says "mother's companion" does not imply that the 25yr old = 16yr old daughters bf.


/fark u subby with a big grammatic dildo

LordZorch: Yeah, it's called "Quit screwing my mom!!", and if you've ever banged a chick with kids you're run into this particular form of crap. Basically the kids are mad that you're getting what they think only their dad should be getting.

The best solution is to make sure the door is secure and keep your own baseball bat by the bed.

Charming.

How the hell did this make the farking news?

/seriously?

razordu30: moothemagiccow: I can understand completely why a 16 y/o would go out with a 25 y/o - he likely has a car and a job and can buy things (it's still creepy), but I can never figure out why a 25 year old would go out with a 16 year old.


Duuuuuuuuh...

Enjoy the timeout.

FunkOut: I hate these word problems.

A friend once emailed me: 12 angry women. 12 babies. Who's the dad?

I spent about two days trying to figure out the answer to this "riddle" before she told me she had just been watching Jerry Springer.

/fark u subby with a big grammatic dildo

I think it's a grammatical dildo.

/got your back

The headline contains a vague pronoun reference.

Josu: FunkOut: I hate these word problems.

A friend once emailed me: 12 angry women. 12 babies. Who's the dad?

I spent about two days trying to figure out the answer to this "riddle" before she told me she had just been watching Jerry Springer.

lol Real life always trumps fiction.

/Or atleast the type of "real life" Springer tries to sell on his show.

Not news

Would be a great fark headline except that, apparently, from RTFA, it didn't happen

Note to self:
Flip kid movie/drug money after securing booty call.

Penalty on subby for inappropriate pronoun use. 10 yards from the line of scrimmage, still first down.

ZzeusS:
Mother should have sent the kids out to the mall or the movies. Or told them to F off for a couple hours and don't go near the door.

"Mommy's getting some nookie. Here's five bucks, kid. Go play in traffic."

why is this in the shreveport la paper?

Why the assault charges? Obviously, they like the rough stuff. A few bruises are part of the game.

/ Window seat please

So they took a baseball bat to the guy and he walked away with some bruises and a black eye? Heh, bunch of pansies....

If you know Torrington you're not surprised by this story. If you don't know Torrington, now you do know Torrington.

/got the hell out of Torrington 16 years ago