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(Shreveport Times) Fail 16-year old girl hears her mom scream and thinks she's being assaulted, so she and her friends come to her rescue with a baseball bat. Turns out mom was with her 25-year old boyfriend. Awkward   (shreveporttimes.com) divider line 104
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LordZorch [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 06:10:10 PM  
Yeah, it's called "Quit screwing my mom!!", and if you've ever banged a chick with kids you're run into this particular form of crap. Basically the kids are mad that you're getting what they think only their dad should be getting.

The best solution is to make sure the door is secure and keep your own baseball bat by the bed.

 
TheHopeDiamond 2009-07-02 06:14:46 PM  
I give credit to the kid for taking action. True, it was the wrong (and embarrassing) action, but she got things done.

 
MissFeasance [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 06:42:08 PM  
LordZorch: Yeah, it's called "Quit screwing my mom!!", and if you've ever banged a chick with kids you're run into this particular form of crap. Basically the kids are mad that you're getting what they think only their dad should be getting.

The best solution is to make sure the door is secure and keep your own baseball bat by the bed.


Or, the kid thought her mom was being assaulted. If the mom is that vocal, maybe she should wait until her kid is out of the house.

 
BlackCat23 [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 07:01:52 PM  
said it in the redlit thread, awesome, my town, at least 3 times this in a year, has shown up on fark. Sweet. Bravo.

used to be a nice place :( Now we've gone all weird, and stuff.


Also... Torrington, Connecticut; meet Shreveport LOUsiana.

/you don't want to read the local paper online here, anyway
//your heads would all asplody
///CHEMTRAILS

 
Lorelle [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 07:04:01 PM  
I just heard this story on CBS Radio News. The reporter said that the mother & the 25-year-old are no longer together.

Arnold denies she screamed. She told The Associated Press her daughter heard a slap and thought it was an assault.

So...the mom was getting spanked during sex, probably screamed, and her daughter thought she was being attacked. Understandable.

The girl, two boys and a 19-year-old man were arrested Tuesday and arraigned Wednesday on assault and conspiracy charges.

All because she was trying to save her mother. Dang.

 
The Stealth Hippopotamus [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 07:20:44 PM  
If a few years the story from the dude will be:

Dear Penthouse Forum:

I never believed it would happen to me but I was banging this really how Cougar type when all of a sudden her daughter and some of here friends busted in and.....

 
Gilligann [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 07:26:23 PM  
So were all these people already at the house, or did she call them over and wait for them to show up before taking action? Something doesn't add up.

IMO the daughter didn't like her moms bf and came up with this excuse to beat him up.

 
BlackCat23 [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 07:35:25 PM  
Gilligann: So were all these people already at the house, or did she call them over and wait for them to show up before taking action? Something doesn't add up.

IMO the daughter didn't like her moms bf and came up with this excuse to beat him up.


This town is made up of alot of 2-3 family houses dating from the 1960s or earlier, and i'm going to go out on a limb here and say the family lived downtown. That puts the likelyhood of all the girl's friends lving within walking distance. And even more likely that, now that school is out, nearby partying. It's just what happens here(there's NOTHING for youngfolk to do, so they get drunk/stoned and do stupid shiat, instead)

Still, the funniest bit to me is that both possibilities are strikingly possible. It's a messed up little place...

 
penthesilea [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 07:47:14 PM  
The daughter is 16. The boyfriend is 25. How old is the mom?

 
BlackCat23 [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 07:50:40 PM  
penthesilea: The daughter is 16. The boyfriend is 25. How old is the mom?

She's 34.


/yeah, classy, i know
//this town is the soul reason for my personal march for a Connecticut tag
///we're a strange lil' state....

 
eddyatwork [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 07:55:27 PM  
Gilligann: IMO the daughter didn't like her moms bf and came up with this excuse to beat him up.

I'm thinking you solved the case.

 
FunkOut [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 09:44:23 PM  
penthesilea: The daughter is 16. The boyfriend is 25. How old is the mom?

I hate these word problems.

 
ZzeusS 2009-07-02 09:44:25 PM  
Lorelle: I just heard this story on CBS Radio News. The reporter said that the mother & the 25-year-old are no longer together.

Arnold denies she screamed. She told The Associated Press her daughter heard a slap and thought it was an assault.

So...the mom was getting spanked during sex, probably screamed, and her daughter thought she was being attacked. Understandable.

The girl, two boys and a 19-year-old man were arrested Tuesday and arraigned Wednesday on assault and conspiracy charges.

All because she was trying to save her mother. Dang.




Fark that.

Mother should have sent the kids out to the mall or the movies. Or told them to F off for a couple hours and don't go near the door.

 
GoteamVenture 2009-07-02 09:45:09 PM  
isnt this how porns start?

 
cats4rent 2009-07-02 09:46:07 PM  
go away kid...i'm not hurting your mom

 
Lost Thought 00 2009-07-02 09:47:09 PM  
Mom should be in prison.

 
southern78 2009-07-02 09:47:53 PM  
another mom of the year

 
moothemagiccow 2009-07-02 09:48:13 PM  
I can understand completely why a 16 y/o would go out with a 25 y/o - he likely has a car and a job and can buy things (it's still creepy), but I can never figure out why a 25 year old would go out with a 16 year old.

 
farkwell 2009-07-02 09:48:20 PM  
penthesilea: The daughter is 16. The boyfriend is 25. How old is the mom?

BlackCat23:
She's 34.

i was told there'd be no maths.

them's some weird pythagorean theorem numbers. was the boyfriend greek?

 
Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute 2009-07-02 09:48:34 PM  
Mom?

 
Kveld 2009-07-02 09:49:03 PM  
If she had time to round up a posse, she had time to call the cops. Sounds more like an intentional beat down than a rescue.

 
theorellior 2009-07-02 09:49:06 PM  
I saw this on the wires and was wondering how long it would take to show up on Fark.

 
mrEdude 2009-07-02 09:51:41 PM  
moothemagiccow I can understand completely why a 16 y/o would go out with a 25 y/o - he likely has a car and a job and can buy things (it's still creepy), but I can never figure out why a 25 year old would go out with a 16 year old.

I'm sorry, are we keeping you from making sense?

 
razordu30 2009-07-02 09:55:01 PM  
moothemagiccow: I can understand completely why a 16 y/o would go out with a 25 y/o - he likely has a car and a job and can buy things (it's still creepy), but I can never figure out why a 25 year old would go out with a 16 year old.

www.ocia.net
Duuuuuuuuh...

 
Delay 2009-07-02 09:57:41 PM  
FunkOut: penthesilea: The daughter is 16. The boyfriend is 25. How old is the mom?

I hate these word problems.


The correct answer is "Si" and that's just a heads up.

 
moothemagiccow 2009-07-02 09:57:43 PM  
I mean it's bizarre. You have to pick them up from school and be friendly with their parents on a regular basis and.... they're kids, they don't have money unless their parents are rich. They can't get into bars. They're not independent - ideally someone will worry where they are when they stay over at your place. It's farking weird and they look better at 19 anyway

 
PfizerX 2009-07-02 09:58:16 PM  
razordu30: moothemagiccow: I can understand completely why a 16 y/o would go out with a 25 y/o - he likely has a car and a job and can buy things (it's still creepy), but I can never figure out why a 25 year old would go out with a 16 year old.


Duuuuuuuuh...


QUAD-UNF!

 
WFern 2009-07-02 09:58:22 PM  
LordZorch: Yeah, it's called "Quit screwing my mom!!", and if you've ever banged a chick with kids you're run into this particular form of crap. Basically the kids are mad that you're getting what they think only their dad should be getting.

The best solution is to make sure the door is secure and keep your own baseball bat by the bed.


Between this and the WHARRGARBL that composes your profile, I can only guess you're one miserable human being.

 
o5iiawah 2009-07-02 09:58:45 PM  
Im currently doing subby's mom and really getting a kick out of these replies

 
Fuller 2009-07-02 10:02:24 PM  
How did this get to become news?

/didn't read

 
7th Son of a 7th Son 2009-07-02 10:03:21 PM  
Baseball bat trifecta in play?

 
docilej 2009-07-02 10:05:08 PM  
As guy born & raised in Torrington, I'm really getting a kick out these replies!!

 
FarkingMonday 2009-07-02 10:06:49 PM  
Thanks the the wonderful grammar by subby half the people in this thread are confused. Article says "mother's companion" does not imply that the 25yr old = 16yr old daughters bf.


/fark u subby with a big grammatic dildo

 
AspectRatio 2009-07-02 10:07:00 PM  
LordZorch: Yeah, it's called "Quit screwing my mom!!", and if you've ever banged a chick with kids you're run into this particular form of crap. Basically the kids are mad that you're getting what they think only their dad should be getting.

The best solution is to make sure the door is secure and keep your own baseball bat by the bed.


Charming.

 
Pipkin E 2009-07-02 10:07:03 PM  
How the hell did this make the farking news?

/seriously?

 
globalwarmingpraiser [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 10:10:46 PM  
razordu30: moothemagiccow: I can understand completely why a 16 y/o would go out with a 25 y/o - he likely has a car and a job and can buy things (it's still creepy), but I can never figure out why a 25 year old would go out with a 16 year old.


Duuuuuuuuh...


Enjoy the timeout.

 
Josu 2009-07-02 10:13:36 PM  
FunkOut: I hate these word problems.

A friend once emailed me: 12 angry women. 12 babies. Who's the dad?

I spent about two days trying to figure out the answer to this "riddle" before she told me she had just been watching Jerry Springer.

 
Retired_Redleg [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 10:13:45 PM  
/fark u subby with a big grammatic dildo

I think it's a grammatical dildo.

/got your back

 
Colour_out_of_Space 2009-07-02 10:14:10 PM  
The headline contains a vague pronoun reference.

 
PfizerX 2009-07-02 10:16:22 PM  
Josu: FunkOut: I hate these word problems.

A friend once emailed me: 12 angry women. 12 babies. Who's the dad?

I spent about two days trying to figure out the answer to this "riddle" before she told me she had just been watching Jerry Springer.


lol Real life always trumps fiction.

/Or atleast the type of "real life" Springer tries to sell on his show.

 
Tex_Arkana 2009-07-02 10:18:25 PM  
Not news

 
Jacobin 2009-07-02 10:19:09 PM  
Would be a great fark headline except that, apparently, from RTFA, it didn't happen

 
MelMacD 2009-07-02 10:19:49 PM  
Note to self:
Flip kid movie/drug money after securing booty call.

 
vsavatar [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-02 10:22:04 PM  
www.istockphoto.com

Penalty on subby for inappropriate pronoun use. 10 yards from the line of scrimmage, still first down.

 
Kar98 2009-07-02 10:23:51 PM  
i41.tinypic.com

 
IXI Jim IXI [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 10:27:24 PM  
ZzeusS:
Mother should have sent the kids out to the mall or the movies. Or told them to F off for a couple hours and don't go near the door.


"Mommy's getting some nookie. Here's five bucks, kid. Go play in traffic."

 
bsimmons [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-02 10:32:08 PM  
why is this in the shreveport la paper?

 
vinn01 2009-07-02 10:40:50 PM  
Why the assault charges? Obviously, they like the rough stuff. A few bruises are part of the game.

/ Window seat please

 
TheAmazingNothing 2009-07-02 10:41:15 PM  
So they took a baseball bat to the guy and he walked away with some bruises and a black eye? Heh, bunch of pansies....

 
modifydbear 2009-07-02 10:41:59 PM  
If you know Torrington you're not surprised by this story. If you don't know Torrington, now you do know Torrington.

/got the hell out of Torrington 16 years ago

 
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