Geez ladies, must be a jungle down there.

What is that, like four razors each?

They must have had some sharp wits to pull that off.

Neet.

Look at me Ma, I'M ON TOP OF THE WHORLS!

Blargosaurus: What is that, like four razors each?

If they're Fusion refills, that's about right.

/loooove the Fusion shave
//haaaaate the stupid, outrageous price
///$3 for a refill that costs them 25 cents to make? really?
////probably steal them myself if I thought I could get away with it

I love how they are driving a Chrysler 300M.

/Crime
//It pays well
///Just don't get caught

Adjective Bird Whiskey: Geez ladies, must be a jungle down there.

Before and after:

How many blades?

Running with Blades?

Was it these two?

Fluffball: I love how they are driving a Chrysler 300M.

/Crime
//It pays well
///Just don't get caught


they probably stole it. And some 300M owner was probably glad they did!


/Crappy domestic cars keep Wrenchboy employed!!!

5 cents a refill. Gillette can go fark off.

dahmers love zombie: Blargosaurus: What is that, like four razors each?

If they're Fusion refills, that's about right.

/loooove the Fusion shave
//haaaaate the stupid, outrageous price
///$3 for a refill that costs them 25 cents to make? really?
////probably steal them myself if I thought I could get away with it

This is why I use a Merkur safety razor.

I know that disposables are cool because that's what they hand out in jail, but they don't do that great of a job.

wrenchboy: Fluffball: I love how they are driving a Chrysler 300M.

/Crime
//It pays well
///Just don't get caught


they probably stole it. And some 300M owner was probably glad they did!


/Crappy domestic cars keep Wrenchboy employed!!!

They're so poor that they have to drive a Chrysler. :(

Driving a 300M. Track record.

The suspects are smooth and hairless, repeat smooth and hairless.

Yeah that is a failure on Walgreen's part, especially TWO Walgreen's.

Razor blades are a staple theft item.

Drug stores up here have a beep that goes off when people pick out razor blades. Beep goes on for more than a second you know you may have a thief so you check it out.

Nobody should be able to get away with that many.
At least not two chicks.*



*one time an old co-worker told me that two big black dudes came into the Shoppers Drug Mart and cleared out all the disposable razors, then left. aint nobody was gonna be the first to challenge the two big black dudes, apparently.

Blargosaurus: What is that, like four razors each?

Came to make this joke's brother, leaving unsurprised.

Maybe they're gifts for a skinhead recruitment.

$1000? So like, two eight-packs of Gilette?

Talk about two......


(Wait for it.......)


Smooth Criminals........


/Too early?

RottNDude: 5 cents a refill. Gillette can go fark off.

What is that? Is it good? Where can I get one?

RottNDude: 5 cents a refill. Gillette can go fark off.

I use that what seems to be that exact razor. A made in Egypt single blade. Granted, since the whole thing kind of falls apart in your hand once disassembled - and one has to practically slash their own wrist to replace a blade - but after assembly it gets the job done.

About five years ago I had one that would open at the top, sensible like, open top and plop - you were good to go.

Apparently as we race forward to the future, single blade technology has taken a step backwards.

Monkeypillow: dahmers love zombie: Blargosaurus: What is that, like four razors each?

If they're Fusion refills, that's about right.

/loooove the Fusion shave
//haaaaate the stupid, outrageous price
///$3 for a refill that costs them 25 cents to make? really?
////probably steal them myself if I thought I could get away with it

This is why I use a Merkur safety razor.

I know that disposables are cool because that's what they hand out in jail, but they don't do that great of a job.

thats an outrageous price for a merkur razor. I can get a dozen disposables for a few bucks.it'll shave just a close.

/i usually dry shave. with a butter knife.

No longer a hairy situation. If they turn themselves in they could get the judge to shave off a few years.

mandingueiro: Monkeypillow: dahmers love zombie: Blargosaurus: What is that, like four razors each?

If they're Fusion refills, that's about right.

/loooove the Fusion shave
//haaaaate the stupid, outrageous price
///$3 for a refill that costs them 25 cents to make? really?
////probably steal them myself if I thought I could get away with it

This is why I use a Merkur safety razor.

I know that disposables are cool because that's what they hand out in jail, but they don't do that great of a job.

thats an outrageous price for a merkur razor. I can get a dozen disposables for a few bucks.it'll shave just a close.

/i usually dry shave. with a butter knife.

I don't remember posting a price. How is it outrageous? They don't shave as close. The kind of razors you'll get for that price are BICs, in which case you're better off with the butter knife.

Retort: RottNDude: 5 cents a refill. Gillette can go fark off.

What is that? Is it good? Where can I get one?

It's a Merkur Safety Razor. I use the long handled version (model 180). If you buy the blades in packs of 100 you can get down to about 5 cents/blade. I think it works just as well if not better than any expensive multi-blade stuff.

Scared to wax?

RottNDude: It's a Merkur Safety Razor. I use the long handled version (model 180). If you buy the blades in packs of 100 you can get down to about 5 cents/blade. I think it works just as well if not better than any expensive multi-blade stuff.

Damn - I just paid $17.00 for 10 blades, too. Time to upgrade...

Adjective Bird Whiskey: Geez ladies, must be a jungle down there.

I believe the technical term is GORILLA SALAD.

bingo the psych-o: Adjective Bird Whiskey: Geez ladies, must be a jungle down there.

I believe the technical term is GORILLA SALAD.

Wookie Bush.

Since a 4 pack of blades goes about $10 in my area, it means they stole 100 packages.

dahmers love zombie: bingo the psych-o: Adjective Bird Whiskey: Geez ladies, must be a jungle down there.

I believe the technical term is GORILLA SALAD.

Wookie Bush.

Black Forest.

RottNDude: 5 cents a refill. Gillette can go fark off.

Gillette invented the Safety razor. You can buy Gillette Safety razor handles and blades.

yeah my girlfriend, shes one too

gonna get a skirt

stick it in her shirt

/she got the razors for me
//and she did it
///just like that

Who knows what those would be worth in the current state of Oceania.

D00z3r: Talk about two......


(Wait for it.......)


Smooth Criminals........


/Too early?

This is Fark, Welcome.

Nothing is too soon, unless it involves Wil Wheaton, Drew, or a fellow TF'er.

/Thank you for your inquiry
//Please come again!

CygnusDarius

That is not correct. Almost all ladies shave completely now in porn. If you see a bush it is either old porn or a fetish video.

/who would of thought having a bush, even a trimmed one, would be considered kinky?

Oh, that headline burns.

RottNDude: 5 cents a refill. Gillette can go fark off.

My father used that kind of razor. I've been thinking of getting one for myself and one for my husband. It would save a lot of money. I remember slicing a gash in my leg when I first started shaving. Those things are little bit scary.

Oops. I was referring to the picture RottNDude posted, not to Gillette refills.

D00z3r: Smooth Criminals........

*shakes fist*

Publicity stunt for The Brazilian Job (new window)?

The prevalence of those crappy plastic disposables has made it hard to even find the old double edge blades on the shelf anymore.

Evil Cat: CygnusDarius

That is not correct. Almost all ladies shave completely now in porn. If you see a bush it is either old porn or a fetish video.

/who would of thought having a bush, even a trimmed one, would be considered kinky?

You've obviously never heard of Mika Tan. I swear I've seen her bush carrying a bowcaster.

CygnusDarius: dahmers love zombie: bingo the psych-o: Adjective Bird Whiskey: Geez ladies, must be a jungle down there.

I believe the technical term is GORILLA SALAD.

Wookie Bush.

Black Forest.

Rubik's Pube

Based on how much my stupid Power Fusion blades are, that should be about 12 of them

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