This reminds me of this link from 2006. My husband thought it was sick/hilarious, and brings it up all the time. If I say something snotty to him or say I don't want to do something he'll say "YOU SIGNED A CONTRACT."

ulairix: huntercr: Ow! That was my feelings!: G.Carver: that charge will never stick with a contract, you can get away with murder+cannibalism or get manslaughter at the most if someone signs one granting you permission to kill/eat them.

wut?

I think he's talking about that guy Armin Meiwes

Who did indeed get away with murder and cannibalism ... he was convicted of only manslaughter.

He was later retried and found guilty of murder, he is currently in prison for life. Also that case was in Germany, so even if it were legal to kill and eat someone in Germany, it would not apply in the USA.

I was merely explaining the reference.

TO THE MOON, ALICE!

OK, he was a bus driver, I forgot, the uniform was similar.
And he was just using space travel as a metaphor for beating his wife.

justoneznot: This is an abuser who made her sign the "contract" to have even more mental control over his wife. If this was just some kinky act, the woman would explained it's just a fetish. The fact that she went and showed the investigators the contract tells me she wants them to know what a sick fark he is because she's scared of him and wants a way out.

THIS.

Original article

Someone needs to get medieval on that cop's ass.

she got some 'splainin to do

A Save-A-Ho gets Save-A-Hoed.

oryx
Did he really have to take his work home with him?

I LOL'd

Guys a dumbass. The cops told my daughter when she was going through a particularly bad stage that corporal punishment was legal as long as I didn't injure her (bruises or marks)

Guy needs to not be so brutal and she may have liked it.

Get along better with my daughter now than I ever did since her mother left...