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(NJ.com) Stupid Michael Bay goes nuts after Megan Fox says "Transformers 2" isn't very good, claims he discovered Nicolas Cage and Ben Affleck (after they won Oscars)...and don't forget about making Will Smith a star in "Bad Boys II"   (nj.com) divider line 124
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Fat and Nasty 86 [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-02 05:41:51 PM  
Sounds like she gets paid upfront with zero royalties. And as far as Bay's arrogant comments, well, he's an idiot for suggesting he launched Will Smith into stardom. Nick Cage wasn't HUGE before the Rock, but then again -- when have we considered him a "super" star?

 
coco ebert [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 05:52:02 PM  
She pissed off Michael Bay? I'm starting to like this girl's moxie.

 
Sid_6.7 [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 06:19:44 PM  
Fat and Nasty 86: Nick Cage wasn't HUGE before the Rock, but then again -- when have we considered him a "super" star?

I can barely stand watching him in anything for some reason. And I have no idea why.

Is it just me?

 
Howie Spankowitz [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 06:49:19 PM  
Michael Bay rattled off that list of actors he's "made" almost as if he'd done a LOT of thinking about it.

 
bighasbeen [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 07:10:42 PM  
If anyone made Ben Affleck, it was Kevin Smith. He gave him lines that we're damn near impossible to fark up.

And it's not like he "won" a screenwriting Oscar the year before Armageddon for Good Will Hunting.

 
Blargosaurus [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 07:15:50 PM  
Sid_6.7: Fat and Nasty 86: Nick Cage wasn't HUGE before the Rock, but then again -- when have we considered him a "super" star?

I can barely stand watching him in anything for some reason. And I have no idea why.

Is it just me?


I've never liked him.

 
ne2d [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 07:20:12 PM  
Yes, if it weren't for Michael Bay, Nicolas Cage (real name: Nicolas Coppola) would never have gotten a chance in Hollywood.

 
GreenAdder [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 07:27:47 PM  
bighasbeen: If anyone made Ben Affleck, it was Kevin Smith. He gave him lines that we're damn near impossible to fark up.

He was Buttman, after all.

 
TehNacho [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 07:34:19 PM  
Two untalented, overhyped, overinflated, and overpaid individuals are saying nasty things to/about each other?

Why is this news?

 
ne2d [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 07:55:01 PM  
"I'm in the movie, and I read the script, and I watched the movie, and I still didn't know what was happening," she says. "So I think if you haven't read the script and you go and you see it and you understand it, I think you might be a genius." She has also said that she doesn't so much act in the film as run screaming toward the camera."

So she said something kind of funny that everyone that's seen the movie would agree with. Between this and arranging to meet the kid that tried to give her a flower, she seems pretty cool in addition to being smoking hot.

 
mjoven1975 [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 08:02:27 PM  
Sid_6.7: Fat and Nasty 86: Nick Cage wasn't HUGE before the Rock, but then again -- when have we considered him a "super" star?

I can barely stand watching him in anything for some reason. And I have no idea why.

Is it just me?


Nope. Not just you. I can't stand his movies, and my soon to be father in-law doesn't like him, either.

 
AdolfOliverPanties [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 08:20:11 PM  
Well if your soon to be father in law doesn't like him that's good enough for me.

 
Smiths 2009-07-02 08:21:04 PM  
Okay that's funny.

I think the last time we saw something like this it was Jackie Chan going "Rush Hour 3 sucked"

But RH3 was no TF2 on such a massive level. Way to go Megan!

/TF2 was shiat
//still had Frank Welker though....
///Chinese Ninja Warrior

 
Lord_Dubu 2009-07-02 08:21:06 PM  
Yeah but I heard she's Bi.

 
Rhaab 2009-07-02 08:21:41 PM  
Say, did you guys hear that Megan Fox is bipolar?

 
simpsonfan 2009-07-02 08:22:02 PM  
"She still has some growing to do."

I don't know about that, she looks all grown up to me.

 
MBarry [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 08:24:35 PM  
Maybe Michael Bay can put Nicholas Cage back where ever he found him from. I'd really appreciate that.

 
Nem Wan 2009-07-02 08:25:17 PM  
Transformers: Rehash of the FX is at a toilet plunging 20% on Rotten Tomatoes. Meanwhile, Drag Me to Hell, whose trailer looks lame as hell, is at a surprising, guess-I-should-see-it 93%

 
GreenAdder [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 08:25:27 PM  
Rhaab: Say, did you guys hear that Megan Fox is bipolar?

That must be hard, commuting constantly between hemispheres like that. She's got the money. She should try to get her family all in one area.

 
GreenAdder [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 08:26:42 PM  
Nem Wan: Transformers: Rehash of the FX is at a toilet plunging 20% on Rotten Tomatoes. Meanwhile, Drag Me to Hell, whose trailer looks lame as hell, is at a surprising, guess-I-should-see-it 93%

I'm only watching "Drag Me To Hell" if:
1. Sam Raimi apologizes for "Spider-Man 3".
2. It features the Grim Reaper song "See You in Hell."

 
Trainspotr 2009-07-02 08:27:16 PM  
1983 Valley Girl
1986 Peggy Sue Got Married
1987 Raising Arizona
1987 Moonstruck
1990 Wild at Heart
1993 Red Rock West
1995 Leaving Las Vegas

1996 The Rock

Yeah, Nick Cage was doing okay before Michael Bay ever met him.

 
lamecat 2009-07-02 08:28:31 PM  
I've been filled with Nicholas Cage love ever since I saw him in Wicker Man. Any actor who is not afraid to run around screaming and babbling and punching women in the face and even drop-kicking them into walls for no real reason is fine by me.

/how'd it get burned? how'd it get burned how'd it get burned? how'd it get burned?!
//my boyfriend was not as amused as I was
///poor bastard, at least it wasn't some real shiat like Sex in the City or Twilight

 
Ow! That was my feelings! 2009-07-02 08:28:37 PM  
GreenAdder: Rhaab: Say, did you guys hear that Megan Fox is bipolar?

That must be hard, commuting constantly between hemispheres like that. She's got the money. She should try to get her family all in one area.


OH! I read that as bi-sexual. It would be news if she was bi-sexual.

 
GreenAdder [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 08:29:35 PM  
Ow! That was my feelings!: GreenAdder: Rhaab: Say, did you guys hear that Megan Fox is bipolar?

That must be hard, commuting constantly between hemispheres like that. She's got the money. She should try to get her family all in one area.

OH! I read that as bi-sexual. It would be news if she was bi-sexual.


People shouldn't be having sex with biplanes, no matter what sort of kinky fetish they have. Think of the propellers. That's dangerous.

 
before I forget 2009-07-02 08:30:06 PM  
Nic Cage was amazing in Leaving Las Vegas... but now, he's a caricature of himself.

 
cranched 2009-07-02 08:31:14 PM  
Watch her face in the movie when someone else is talking. She's in blank robot mode.

 
karmaceutical 2009-07-02 08:31:36 PM  
Can we get rid of Megan Fox threads until someone releases her lesbian sex tape. Maybe multiple tapes, shot in high def, with her voice muted. Somebody with more pull than me has to be able to arrange this. Thanks.

 
GavinTheAlmighty 2009-07-02 08:32:32 PM  
Meh, I like Nicolas Cage. He may not be a good comedy or action star, but his dramatic roles tend to be pretty great. Leaving Las Vegas, Adaptation, Raising Arizona, Lord of War, The Weather Man, etc.

Myself, I loved both National Treasure movies. Great fun.

 
GreenAdder [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 08:32:47 PM  
karmaceutical: Can we get rid of Megan Fox threads until someone releases her lesbian sex tape. Maybe multiple tapes, shot in high def, with her voice muted. Somebody with more pull than me has to be able to arrange this. Thanks.

No. Don't mute it. I want to hear all the "like," "y'know," and "totally."

 
Romans 7 19 2009-07-02 08:34:17 PM  
Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies?.........

 
Huggermugger 2009-07-02 08:35:57 PM  
Michael Bay is bitter because Megan Fox wouldn't bang him.

/at least that's what I've read on eleventy billion gossip blogs.

 
7th Son of a 7th Son 2009-07-02 08:36:22 PM  
Michael Bay would still be a nobody if it weren't for Spielberg and Lucas. Shia not a major star before Transformers?? Uh, he did open a movie on his own. You know, Disturbia?? Bay is a piece of shiat and I would love to put a lit cigar out on his testicles.

 
bighasbeen [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 08:37:16 PM  
GreenAdder: karmaceutical: Can we get rid of Megan Fox threads until someone releases her lesbian sex tape. Maybe multiple tapes, shot in high def, with her voice muted. Somebody with more pull than me has to be able to arrange this. Thanks.

No. Don't mute it. I want to hear all the "like," "y'know," and "totally."


She's from Tennessee. It'd probably be "Damn y'all!" and "Sooooo-eeeee!"

 
IXI Jim IXI [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 08:40:52 PM  
"So I think if you haven't read the script and you go and you see it and you understand it, I think you might be a genius.

I don't think Megan Fox should be judging anyone's mental faculties.

 
Guntram Shatterhand 2009-07-02 08:41:23 PM  
Michael Bay Blows Up after Megan Fox....yeah, so what's the story?

GreenAdder: I'm only watching "Drag Me To Hell" if:
1. Sam Raimi apologizes for "Spider-Man 3".
2. It features the Grim Reaper song "See You in Hell."


1. He rips off his own Evil Dead film
2. Uses the sound system to provide cheap scares
3. Uses a failed Exorcist theme and brags about it through the end credits.

I'm a Raimi fan, but Transformers 2 is a better movie than Drag Me To Hell. A horrible, horrible disappointment.

 
WFern 2009-07-02 08:41:34 PM  
As someone who enjoyed the first movie, I've gotta agree that Transformers 2 frankly sucked. It was long, the characters were obnoxious, the action was incomprehensible, and the plot was even dumber than I anticipated. I went in expecting a little stupid fun and was only greeted with the first part.

lamecat: /how'd it get burned? how'd it get burned how'd it get burned? how'd it get burned?

popwatch.ew.com

HOW'DITGETBURNEDHOW'DITBURNED?

/Eh. At least the original is still good.

 
secularsage 2009-07-02 08:43:32 PM  
before I forget: Nic Cage was amazing in Leaving Las Vegas... but now, he's a caricature of himself.

He's great when he actually acts. But he stopped doing as much that after he got famous.

I thought he was great in Raising Arizona. It's one of my favorite Coen Brothers films.

 
Overlord44 2009-07-02 08:44:16 PM  
Romans 7 19: Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies?.........

you're kidding, right? he must be kidding. HEY GUYS, WE GOT A KIDDER.

http://www.boxofficemojo.com/people/chart/?view=Director&id=michaelbay.htm

 
VaportrailFilms 2009-07-02 08:46:11 PM  
Fat and Nasty 86: Sounds like she gets paid upfront with zero royalties. And as far as Bay's arrogant comments, well, he's an idiot for suggesting he launched Will Smith into stardom.

Bad Boys 1 is what did it, believe it or not. Before that he was just the Fresh Prince.
It's not arrogance. It's what actually happened. Give the man some credit.

How he SAYS it is a little arrogant...

 
Magorn 2009-07-02 08:46:19 PM  
Wasn't Megan Fox basically predicted by the second to last season of The L Word, you know the smoking hot secretly lesbian movie star without an ounce of brains? not that, I , you know, actually watch that show or anything...

*sigh*

Heeere's my man card

 
karmaceutical 2009-07-02 08:51:27 PM  
secularsage: before I forget: Nic Cage was amazing in Leaving Las Vegas... but now, he's a caricature of himself.

He's great when he actually acts. But he stopped doing as much that after he got famous.

I thought he was great in Raising Arizona. It's one of my favorite Coen Brothers films.


I guess it goes to the strength of the director under which he works. Some directors are able to get a good performance out him. Some give him enough rope and he stops being his character and starts being Nick Cage. Nick Cage is not a demon. He is a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. He wants to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion.

 
caperbear 2009-07-02 08:51:51 PM  
Nem Wan: Transformers: Rehash of the FX is at a toilet plunging 20% on Rotten Tomatoes. Meanwhile, Drag Me to Hell, whose trailer looks lame as hell, is at a surprising, guess-I-should-see-it 93%

The only way i even heard about DM2H was through CHUD.com. I went to see it with no expectations or spoilers and i laughed, i cried, and i nearly crapped my pants. it is a shame that it didn't do better, it was such a nice break from all this tedious torture-porn that thinks it's scary.

\it's a little LOUD, though.

 
just_intonation 2009-07-02 08:53:00 PM  
Magorn: Wasn't Megan Fox basically predicted by the second to last season of The L Word, you know the smoking hot secretly lesbian movie star without an ounce of brains? not that, I , you know, actually watch that show or anything...

*sigh*

Heeere's my man card


Let me just take that for you.

/rrrrrrrrrip

 
Gangway Fathead 2009-07-02 08:58:24 PM  
Romans 7 19: Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies?.........

You're joshing, right?

 
lasercannon 2009-07-02 09:00:37 PM  
just_intonation: Magorn: Wasn't Megan Fox basically predicted by the second to last season of The L Word, you know the smoking hot secretly lesbian movie star without an ounce of brains? not that, I , you know, actually watch that show or anything...

*sigh*

Heeere's my man card

Let me just take that for you.

/rrrrrrrrrip


Give him back the man card. You are still a man if you watched the L-Word as long as you had it on mute and only paid attention during the sex scenes.

 
holiday_inn_in_cambodia 2009-07-02 09:12:23 PM  
WFern:

HOW'DITGETBURNEDHOW'DITBURNED?

/Eh. At least the original is still good.


img6.imageshack.us

 
luidprand 2009-07-02 09:12:47 PM  
bighasbeen: GreenAdder: karmaceutical: Can we get rid of Megan Fox threads until someone releases her lesbian sex tape. Maybe multiple tapes, shot in high def, with her voice muted. Somebody with more pull than me has to be able to arrange this. Thanks.

No. Don't mute it. I want to hear all the "like," "y'know," and "totally."

She's from Tennessee. It'd probably be "Damn y'all!" and "Sooooo-eeeee!"


The Oak Ridge-Knox County area. So her parents either have three advanced degrees or a half-flooded trailer with PVC fencing.

/I'm guessing the latter.
//"Y'all" is perfectly acceptable second person plural, dammit
///Well, that or "you guys"

 
holiday_inn_in_cambodia 2009-07-02 09:14:22 PM  
"So I think if you haven't read the script and you go and you see it and you understand it, I think you might be a genius."


yeah it takes a real genius to understand Transfatties 2

 
theorellior 2009-07-02 09:47:12 PM  
MBarry: Maybe Michael Bay can put Nicholas Cage back where ever he found him from. I'd really appreciate that.

i187.photobucket.com

 
mrEdude 2009-07-02 09:47:37 PM  
I liked reading Megan Fox the other day saying how all these hollywood douchebags seem to think they're God and she's gonna bend over and be their recepticle.

Girl's got a solid attitude, I must admit.

 
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