I like. Now I know why no public service would issue a taser to me.

It's more fun to taser Waffle House costumers, as seen on any episode of COPS.

I'll be damned. The headline is 100% accurate.

WhoIsWillo: It's more fun to taser Waffle House costumers

Yeah! Fark those Waffle House costumers, with their smart-ass little tape measures and all those pins and shiat! Fark them right in the ear!

Fraternity pranks.

Norad: Yeah! Fark those Waffle House costumers, with their smart-ass little tape measures and all those pins and shiat! Fark them right in the ear!

I get only what I deserve.

Holy crap, don't they know they have to arrest him for resisting arrest afterward? These cops were completely untrained, from the sound of it.

Marcus Aurelius: Holy crap, don't they know they have to arrest him for resisting arrest afterward? These cops were completely untrained, from the sound of it.

No kidding, and they didn't even TRY to plant meth on him either. That's just unprofessional.

/If you can't beat 'em, book 'em.

FTFA: Miles was arrested June 18 on charges of misdemeanor battery and violating his oath as an officer. Parry and Parkerson resigned in lieu of termination June 19. Police are also investigating allegations that a fourth officer pointed a Taser at Wilson's groin during an earlier incident.

Wow--2 were going to be fired? That honestly surprised me. Most of the time when you read stuff like this, there's little or no disciplinary action. TFA doesn't say, but if the cop who tased the kid was arrested, then he probably did get fired.

/All 3 of them are asses.

Megain

At least two of them could have a future on "Reno 911".

Marcus Aurelius: Holy crap, don't they know they have to arrest him for resisting arrest afterward? These cops were completely untrained, from the sound of it.

Sounds to me like they have the wrong mindset to be cops. They are bullies who got off on intimidating the employee and things continued to escalate.

As someone who lives in Gwinnett County I am getting a real "charge" out of these replies.

Wilson again sought an apology from Miles a few days later for accidentally stunning him. He said Miles replied, "Who says I did it by accident?"

Douchey cop deserves a beat-down (or at least a couple of cock-punches).

I have a buddy on the Gwinnett PD; I wonder who the fourth officer is. Might have to put in a call...

Marcus Aurelius: Megain

At least two of them could have a future on "Reno 911".

which two? (i've never watched reno 911)

Waiting for the cop fellators to stumble in and defend cops amusing themselves by electrocuting random citizens at work.

sounds like the guy got off easy with just a tingle

"hey! you really tased me!" as opposed to "Whaaaarrggbblll!"

But a tase is a tase
the dude is a-gonna' be rich.

Man, those are some bad haircuts.

WH trifecta now in play.

I'm an ex cop and an ex chef.
Theses pigs need to eat turd burritos in prison.

I'd like a triple order of hashbrowns. Scattered, smothered, covered, chunked, diced, and topped, and a sweet tea, please.

You know, I'm a bit surprised the Taser records aren't interrogated every shift, and an accounting given for any usage.

However, if you fire every cop that gets free grub, you're going to strip the force. I suspect the shops are happy to do this in order to entice a bit more presence, rather than, say, the cops are running some sort of strongarm racket for Rooty-Tooty-Fresh-n-Fruities.

Sin_City_Superhero: I'd like a triple order of hashbrowns. Scattered, smothered, covered, chunked, diced, and topped, and a sweet tea, please.

you sound like you have high blood pressure

Spike Lee's Favorite Farker: They are bullies who got off on intimidating the employee

Yes, cops.
/*flees thread*

What...whaaaat, an officer of the peace suffering the consequences for misuse of a weapon and blatant intimidation? What is this world coming to? These men need the authority and autonomy to do their jobs!

Maybe the waffle house will hire them on a line cooks.

I bet they get their haircuts for free too.

Every URL tells a story.
The lolcat, I mean lolcal PD SWAT (new window)LINK.
Snuff said

This is something the Waffle House lacks:

Well, well... Looks like we got ourselves a reader.

/not obscure

Oh, and apparenly they have Professional Standards , (new window) too.

YA SEE?

THIS is why a cop needs a personal THROWDOWN taser,
one with the serial number filed off

just for 'fun' tasing.

jeeze, I really hate the gwinnett police. They park outside of my work and wait where the speed limit changes to give people tickets =\

vudukungfu: Oh, and apparenly they have Professional Standards , (new window) too.

The goal of professional standards, also known as internal affairs, is to ensure that the integrity of the agency is maintained through an internal system where objectivity, fairness and justice are ensured by an impartial investigation and review.

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bunner: Waiting for the cop fellators to stumble in and defend cops amusing themselves by electrocuting random citizens at work.

He wasn't electrocuted, he was shocked. Electrocution = death. Though the cops are dicks, no argument there.

I used to give cops free coffee and Slurpees when I worked at 7-11, but that more was out of a Darwinistic sense of self-preservation than "I must be a kissass or they'll Tase me." The more frequently cops came by, the more likely they were to either scare off or outright catch a strong-arm robber -and hey, it's one way to make sure the coffee is freshly-made.

That, and the cops I knew often felt the need to reciprocate when little clerk-girls extended them coffee perks. One sergeant gave me rides home in her patrol car at the end of my shift so I wouldn't have to walk in the dark, no less than three officers suffered themselves to be interviewed for my writing class, and each and every one of them made a point of entertaining me with witty anecdotes during the graveyard shift. Matter of fact, I had more company from cops on the overnights than from drunks, junkies, kids or robbers combined. And cops do have some of the best stories.

To this day, I'm one of the very few people I know who do not fear the police. (Said people either are cops, are married to cops, are the mothers of cops or owners of stores which dispense coffee and utterly depend on the good will and continued patronage of cops.) The few assholes on the force give the whole profession such a bad name, the vast majority of police officers work extra hard to be nice people in my experience.

Shoot, I've had a policeman pull me over and help change a taillight bulb. But then, it helps to spend a few years as the neighborhood coffee-and-Slurpee girl.

Scattered, smothered, covered, electrocuted, and cuffed.

Thal: bunner: Waiting for the cop fellators to stumble in and defend cops amusing themselves by electrocuting random citizens at work.

He wasn't electrocuted, he was shocked. Electrocution = death. Though the cops are dicks, no argument there.

According to wiki, you're spot on.

thanks.

fire those cops.

bunner: vudukungfu: Oh, and apparenly they have Professional Standards , (new window) too.

The goal of professional standards, also known as internal affairs, is to ensure that the integrity of the agency is maintained through an internal system where objectivity, fairness and justice are ensured by an impartial investigation and review.

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ha ha ha .. *ow* *pant* *pant*


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Yeah because these guys are getting away with it.

Oh, wait.

bunner: heh

You missed the rafffle forms.

Cops are the dumbest, cruelest, masochistic creatures on the planet.

You hear about these stories and wonder how stupid are these idiots?

You hear them often, just imagine the shiat you don't hear.

SpiderQueenDemon: Shoot, I've had a policeman pull me over and help change a taillight bulb. But then, it helps to spend a few years as the neighborhood coffee-and-Slurpee girl.

you probably don't realize you're attractive and they were just hanging around and helping to maybe get some poon...

JamesLi: Yeah because these guys are getting away with it.

Oh, wait.

Some thing sIAD can't even make go away.

Egregious, public stupidity seems to be one of them.

The belly laugh was for that mission statement being how IAD actually works in general.

bunner: JamesLi: Yeah because these guys are getting away with it.

Oh, wait.

Some thing sIAD can't even make go away.

Egregious, public stupidity seems to be one of them.

The belly laugh was for that mission statement being how IAD actually works in general.

IAD doesn't make things go away. You just don't hear about what they do.

SpiderQueenDemon: Shoot, I've had a policeman pull me over and help change a taillight bulb. But then, it helps to spend a few years as the neighborhood coffee-and-Slurpee girl.

When I was growing up we had a neighborhood slurpee girl. She didn't work at 7-11 though.

Being a cop does one of two things. It brings out the best in some and the worse in others. It entirely depends on the dominant personality trait they had before becoming one.

I've met both sides of the fence, thankfully the good ones do seem to out number the bad ones.

My best encounter? Nothing more cool than a cop in full uniform sitting on a milk crate behind the minute market counter playing your guitar and singing.

/college towns rock.
//incredible singer too.

Hearing someone scream Waffle Waffle while being tasered is so funny.

As Reid Fleming, the World's Toughest Milkman once said, "His head looks like a shoebox, only without the shoes inside."

Hey lighten up folks, it's not like georgia police departments have a long history of ab... oh... wait... nm.