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(Some Guy) Amusing Catching your estranged husband in a tryst and threatening to "whomp some ass" with a baseball bat may not be the most romantic way to woo him back. It'll also cost you $981   (billingsgazette.com) divider line 18
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TheOther [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 08:20:23 PM  
Put the bat down, Mrs. Sanford.

 
D_Evans45 2009-07-02 09:19:48 PM  
That's almost as funny as that video posted a few days ago where the drunk biatch smashes all the mans model cars with a bat in front of the cops:

Clicky (pops)

/Classic

 
FunkOut [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 09:20:12 PM  
I used to bullseye whomp ass in my T-16 back home.

 
UnspokenVoice [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 09:21:07 PM  
And if the genders had been reversed? Women wonder why I have no respect for them any more.

 
Somaticasual [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 09:21:44 PM  
What a random fine..

//can't we all get fined in whole dollar amounts?

 
Honest Bender 2009-07-02 09:23:31 PM  
www.mariomonsters.com

 
valencia 2009-07-02 09:24:05 PM  
UnspokenVoice: And if the genders had been reversed? Women wonder why I have no respect for them any more.

because every single one of us wants to take a bat and whomp your ass

 
CTaylor80 [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 09:24:53 PM  
Man, that's cheap.

I know what just got added to my weekend plans!

 
Yukon Callmeal 2009-07-02 09:27:29 PM  
A miscarriage of justice.

The judge should have given her tips on how to swing a bat instead.

 
FunkOut [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 09:30:44 PM  
valencia: UnspokenVoice: And if the genders had been reversed? Women wonder why I have no respect for them any more.

because every single one of us wants to take a bat and whomp your ass

Well, to be fair, some of them want to shove it up his ass. And charge him by the hour.

 
Kveld 2009-07-02 09:33:02 PM  
I have a feeling the word trailer could be subsituted for the word house in the article and still be accurate.

 
CTaylor80 [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 10:01:13 PM  
WTF is this pop-over ad crap? Right here on the comments page?

I'm putting the website into the blacklist and then trying to determine if it's Fark or something else.

 
Somaticasual [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 11:05:59 PM  
CTaylor80: WTF is this pop-over ad crap? Right here on the comments page?

I'm putting the website into the blacklist and then trying to determine if it's Fark or something else.

AdBlock + Firefox FTW. although it's probably a thorn in drew's side, admittedly..

 
KiloFoxtrotCharlie 2009-07-02 11:11:05 PM  
Whomp There It Is?

 
Gawdzila 2009-07-02 11:49:31 PM  
KiloFoxtrotCharlie: Whomp There It Is?

2.bp.blogspot.com

 
Delawheredad 2009-07-03 02:32:03 AM  
Such a calm and rational woman I wonder why he left her?

 
Yume no Hikari 2009-07-03 02:49:59 AM  
Sex and baseball bats trifecta in play?

 
UnspokenVoice [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 11:17:27 AM  
valencia: UnspokenVoice: And if the genders had been reversed? Women wonder why I have no respect for them any more.

because every single one of us wants to take a bat and whomp your ass

Well yeah? You should see what I'm like in real life. I'd not blame you for wanting to. ;)

FunkOut: valencia: UnspokenVoice: And if the genders had been reversed? Women wonder why I have no respect for them any more.

because every single one of us wants to take a bat and whomp your ass

Well, to be fair, some of them want to shove it up his ass. And charge him by the hour.

Are those videos still out there? I thought I got that site to take them down... Damn it.

 
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