It's time for cake and sodomy. Mostly cake, though.

Adjective Bird Whiskey: It's time for cake and sodomy. Mostly cake, though.

Winnar.

Adjective Bird Whiskey: It's time for cake and sodomy. Mostly cake, though.

We're all stars, in the cake show?

sweet dreams are made of cheese(cake)

GAWD. It looks like the fat girl in high school that never got invited on a date.
You know... the one that never showered.

He's trying to look more like his fans

The "weight" looks mostly from the size of that weird coat he's wearing. He's always had a double chin IIRC.

I was expecting something along Kevin Smith proportions.

Also, this article has been greenlit before.

Ah yes, when skinny rock stars go sober...

He is the God of Fat fark

If I had a weak chin, I would opt for an implant.

Has anybody read his autobiography? Surprisingly, he comes across as a bit of tool.

cowgirl toffee: GAWD. It looks like the fat girl in high school that never got invited on a date.
You know... the one that never showered.

The one we all lost our virginity to.
The practice girl.

My doctor says I swallow a lot of aggression; and a lot of pizzas.

Well, I do appreciate seeing morbidly obese goths more than skinny stick goths. I guess because being obese is a better reason to be sad, and black is slimming. But mostly I wish they would all go back to their suburban mansion basements.

His new album sucks, and now he's fat. Yeah, dude can go away now.

Eat Me


Drink Me

he would be a good penguin tho...
just sayin.

fat rock star is fat.

well at least he's not a walking skeleton any more.

He looks a little like Tiny Tim in the top photo.

I've seen that first pose before. Something from Silent Hill, maybe?

Girth Rock

CarnySaur: cowgirl toffee: GAWD. It looks like the fat girl in high school that never got invited on a date.
You know... the one that never showered.

The one we all lost our virginity to.
The practice girl.

Please tell me you used a disinfectant before and after. :P

He was farking rubbish at Download this year so no, he's not changed at all. He was farking rubbish there 3 years ago too.

He's not fat- he's getting in shape!

I think we have just found our new Gothapotamus!

he doesn't look that fat. looks pretty healthy

...worse, his ex still looks like this:

Officer: "What's that all over your face?"
Manson: "You got me red-handed, it cocaine."
Officer: "Smells like powdered suger. I'm a cop, I can identify a powdered donut by its smell a thirty yards. You're free to go."
Manson: "It's cocaine, I swear."

Mad Mark: He's not fat- he's getting in shape!

BEEEEEEEFFFFFFFFCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEE!

I don't think there are words for how much of a douchebag I think he is. This makes me laugh. A fat, old, ugly dipshiat trying to rock out.

Also, he's farking 40?! When did that happen?

Looks like he might be on his way towards the little-known third option in the "burn-out or fade away" debate:

Explode.

"But you're shocked, right? Me being fat is shocking, isn't it? Just a little? Maybe? Please?"

Good, now Robert Smith will have company when he goes to the buffet line.

Is he sleeping in the first picture?

Dr_Sanchez: Is he sleeping in the first picture?

I reiterate, more compare and contrast shots. We've seen Fat Marilyn Manson. NOW for his grieving ex...

skinink: Good, now Robert Smith will have company when he goes to the buffet line.

This made me giggle.

Wrong_Intentions: "But you're shocked, right? Me being fat is shocking, isn't it? Just a little? Maybe? Please?"

i lol'd

Mucus Mule: Girth sloth Rock

Hugo Zorilla: Mad Mark: He's not fat- he's getting in shape!

BEEEEEEEFFFFFFFFCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEE!

Follow your dreams. They will come true. I'm living proof.

/Beefcake!
//Beeeefcaaake!

skinink: Good, now Robert Smith will have company when he goes to the buffet line.

Win.

/from one of the 3 other Manson threads...

false404: /from one of the 3 other Manson threads...

Hey, what's Divine doing alive...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

It looks like he suffers from "polar disorder".

As in he has a Southern and a Northern one.

Marilyn Mansion?
Orson Manson?
Marlon Manson?

Blowmonkey: He's trying to look more like his fans
thats an icp fan

Jesus! Elvis looked terrible towards the end! Oh, wait...

JerkyMeat: Marilyn Mansion?
Orson Manson?
Marlon Manson?

Hell, from looking at the pictures I thought we were talking about Gorilla Monsoon.

luckyeddie: He was farking rubbish at Download this year so no, he's not changed at all. He was farking rubbish there 3 years ago too.

...and you paid to see him both times?

false404: /from one of the 3 other Manson threads...

He looks like Flukeman from the X-Files

/season 2
//ashamed I know that
///but only a little... it was still time spent watching Gillian Anderson

emo-Meatloaf?

"mmm... Ginger Fish.... OMNOMNOMNOM"





odds of him quitting drugs via converting to Christianity?

He looks like a fat Snape in that first picture. Now we know who truly killed Dumbledore.

Note: If you didn't know that by now and didn't want it spoiled, you are a douche. Actually, I'm a douche because I already know it.

tequilasundae: Blowmonkey: He's trying to look more like his fans
thats an icp fan

I just GIS'd "fat goth" for that picture.

Cokeheads often gain lots of weight contrary to popular myth. Known many and yeah most were quite lardful.

/ not so much with tweakers but I know a few on crank that are obese as hippos -- heart attack in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ...

HE ATE MICHAEL JACKSON!

ZeroCorpse: HE ATE MICHAEL JACKSON!

Did he taste like that Chinese soup?

/you know - Cream of Sum Yung Gai?

docmattic: ZeroCorpse: HE ATE MICHAEL JACKSON!

Did he taste like that Chinese soup?

/you know - Cream of Sum Yung Gai?

I lol'd long and I lol'd hard

Could be worse: at least his nose isn't gushing blood.

Hey look!

It's Fat Elvis!