queezyweezel
And the bear left the scene with the sandich in its hand.....bears have hands now? This shiat is getting real.

Sandich is the new vodak.

/make me one
//sandich

That's funny that stvdallas' picture got bahleeted. It sounded like it was just a picture of a greasy hamburger. Anyone care to enlighten me what could have brought the +5 Banhammer of Doom?

Oh, I'd like to make sure none of you Farkers are snoring yourselves to death. There's a link on that page that deals with just that horror.

MBarry: Oh for fark's sake. Don't do a GIS of bear patrol with safe search off.

I NEED EYE BLEACH.

We're here! We're queer! We don't want any more bears!

Was it in a pic-a-nic basket?

I'm a sandwich so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies...

/BLT

queezyweezel: NewportBarGuy: knocked down by the hunger animal.

Did Stephen Colbert write this story?

And the bear left the scene with the sandich in its hand.....bears have hands now? This shiat is getting real.

Both things I came in to say...leaving unfulfilled, yet happy.

The guy didn't get attacked because he had a sandwich. He got attacked because the bear wanted extra mayonaisse and no mustard. Next time you are delivering a sandwich to a bear Get The Order Right.

budsterr: GIS bear sandwich.

Do not want bear sandwich.

budsterr: GIS bear sandwich.

You put your Bad Idea™ Jeans on, didn't you.

This bear will strafe yo ass...

Was he tender hearted?

PirateFreedom: OneFretAway: Police have arrested a suspect ...

I wish had the artistic ability to add an eviscerated family laying in in a pool of blood and guts off to one side of that picture.

Yeah? Well that makes two of us.

Beerguy: If you watch this show, you will actually see the man biatch slap a wild bear from time to time.



/really
/pic is as hot as charlie vandergaw's balls are big.

Charlie Vandergraw is a complete moron, whom I expect to be dead very soon. I've got his name in my news alerts, so I can submit a fark headline when it happens.

RealFarknMcCoy2: Charlie Vandergraw is a complete moron, whom I expect to be dead very soon. I've got his name in my news alerts, so I can submit a fark headline when it happens.

Maybe Werner Herzog will do a posthumous documentary on his moron ass.

Came for the "This is what the bear could have looked like" news story references. Link (new window)

Leaving disappointed.

THIS... MAN... WOULD HAVE... FOUGHT THE IRON BEAR... FOR HIS...HIS... SANGWIDGE!

/Ya get that thing I sent ya'?

what sandwich may have looked like:

He's lucky he still has a face.

I'm sorry but I can't stop laughing. This story has everything.
-Bears with hands.
-A sandwich
-Black eye
-Bear at large
-Bear punching
-Stealing

What a bear punch may look like:

Goony-GooGoo, What bigfoots do outside of fishing season...

DCrawl
That was hilarious.

I have nothing to contribute to this amusing thread except that I used to know a guy who could do impressions pretty well. Including Yogi Bear and Boo Boo. It would run somewhat thus:

Yogi Bear: "Hey Boo Boo! Bend over and pick up that pic-a-nic basket!"
Boo Boo: "OK YogiiiIIIII!"

Didn't know it was legal in NJ...

http://imgur.com/tdGqc.jpg


Wow... look at me. I'm gorgor.

We woke up to this sight out our bedroom window one morning last week: