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(KCCI) Dumbass For the last time, when driving a car loaded with 60 pounds of hallucinogenic mushrooms, make absolutely certain to obey all traffic laws   (kcci.com) divider line 54
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orclover 2009-07-03 01:17:56 AM  
60 pounds? Wow thats more than enough to kill the average adult male! Oh not from overdose, or even the busted gut. No i'm talking death by brain implosion as reality turns upside down and all molocules become singing blue smurfs armed with twinkies that smell like jasmine lasagna.

Or you might actually simply blink out of existance at about the 10 pound mark.

 
sunlion 2009-07-03 04:28:17 AM  
It's still a farking egg.

 
HeckuvaJobBrownie 2009-07-03 11:05:14 AM  
60 lbs of shrooms?! Thinking about how big that must be, I imagine the driver was laughing his a** off at the thought of that too.
/Wow

 
UnspokenVoice [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 11:35:25 AM  
Did they put bricks in with the shrooms? I've eaten my fair share of them but, alas, I don't think even I have eaten sixty pounds worth. Hell, I still have an ounce and a half left in my freezer.

Why yes, yes I do plan on having a good 4th of July.

 
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