I'm pretty sure he was obeying all traffic signs he saw.

Makh: I'm pretty sure he was obeying all traffic signs he saw.

Yeah but they were telepathically telling him what colors they were through the patterns of their vibrations, which isn't very helpful when it comes to driving.

Seriously folks, keep it in your trunk and keep you mouth shut. Take the ticket and move on!

The cops can't search your car at ALL for a traffic stop. I bet the shiat gets thrown out.

Gahhhh!

Think I might brew up some tea for Saturday.

Oh, subby, you mad, idealistic fool. There is no last time for this warning. Fools will continue to rush in.

Wow, that's a lot, considering how light they are.

/And yet, heavy.

ragnarqk 2009-07-02 09:51:22 PM
Makh: I'm pretty sure he was obeying all traffic signs he saw.

Yeah but they were telepathically telling him what colors they were through the patterns of their vibrations, which isn't very helpful when it comes to driving.

i saw sounds man... and the traffic laws always seemed much less important to me on zoomers... or at least different.

The rise and fall of Mick Ronson.

Claudia Chafer: Seriously folks, keep it in your trunk and keep you mouth shut. Take the ticket and move on!

The cops can't search your car at ALL for a traffic stop. I bet the shiat gets thrown out.

Gahhhh!

You're right, but you would be shocked to see how many people consent to a search of the car.

Jesus christ just farking MAIL them where they've gotta go.
There are no mushroom sniffer dogs.

jhva3: Claudia Chafer: Seriously folks, keep it in your trunk and keep you mouth shut. Take the ticket and move on!

The cops can't search your car at ALL for a traffic stop. I bet the shiat gets thrown out.

Gahhhh!

You're right, but you would be shocked to see how many people consent to a search of the car.

I'll admit, when I was younger I did the same thing, consented to a search by the Texas State Trooper. I was moving to college and the car was packed to roof with stuff. That and the CA plates made him think I was a target. I consented but he could really search it since it was so packed. He let me go, but not after asking, "Do you have an drugs? I don't care if you have a little, do you have a little? Do you have any weapons?"

I responded, "I have my Eagle Scout knife on my key chain."

I got a warning and let go.

But seriously, people have so much more protection now. More than before.

Still, Gah!

Claudia Chafer: Seriously folks, keep it in your trunk and keep you mouth shut. Take the ticket and move on!

The cops can't search your car at ALL for a traffic stop. I bet the shiat gets thrown out.

Gahhhh!

They can in my state. Hell, they can *arrest* you for a traffic stop if you even have your seatbelt off. Farked? Yeeeeeah.

At any rate, I have no clue how folks like in this article still exist. It's just a ridiculous amount of stupid. It's like a bankrobber handing ever witness a photocopy of his driver's license.

How many times do we have to be told to drive correctly while carrying narcotics, submittards? Unoriginal as hell, poor headline form.

/Have been pulled over with mushrooms in progress, mycelium cakes already inoculated with hallucinogenic shroom spores, had syringes in a boot in my trunk with more
//Let off with simple possession of cannabis ticket, cops had no idea what the myco cakes were

C'mon people, it was bat country.

Whenever that happens to me I just tell the cops that I'm busy delivering a shipment to Mario, and if he doesn't get it soon he's gonna die

I use to farkin love shrooms as a teenager, no downer except a nap or a good nights sleep. Not very addictive either as they are hard to come by.

Bags flying in the wind turn into old ladies with canes, your friend wants to be taken to the hospital because he thinks his heart is going to stop, the wave in "The Perfect Storm" looks 3D, etc. I can go on but I think you get the picture. Good Times.

/don't do drugs!

Were they on their way to Allgood or Camp Bisco?

I personally don't go driving my mycelium around town, it's never required to go anywhere to get the job done, but maybe yours was on the lam, D_Evans45?

mrEdude: I personally don't go driving my mycelium around town, it's never required to go anywhere to get the job done, but maybe yours was on the lam, D_Evans45?

It was just newborn spores, maybe it was fussy and needed to be driven around some.

ThreeEyedOni: Claudia Chafer: Seriously folks, keep it in your trunk and keep you mouth shut. Take the ticket and move on!

The cops can't search your car at ALL for a traffic stop. I bet the shiat gets thrown out.

Gahhhh!

They can in my state. Hell, they can *arrest* you for a traffic stop if you even have your seatbelt off. Farked? Yeeeeeah.

At any rate, I have no clue how folks like in this article still exist. It's just a ridiculous amount of stupid. It's like a bankrobber handing ever witness a photocopy of his driver's license.

They may be able to arrest you for not having a seat belt on but they can't legally search your car with out your consent.

/Texas right?
//Can you tell I am watching "High: The True Tale of American Marijuana"

60 LBS???

Any cop can tell you that is at least *11 billion dollars worth of mushrooms!


*results are not typical, actual street value may vary (a lot)


/probably worth more like a quarter mil at most....still a farkload of shrooms.

Claudia Chafer: Seriously folks, keep it in your trunk and keep you mouth shut. Take the ticket and move on!

The cops can't search your car at ALL for a traffic stop. I bet the shiat gets thrown out.

Gahhhh!

In California, being pulled over for any valid reason, such as a license plate light out, constitutes probable cause, and the police may search your vehicle without consent.

/TMYK

What would He do?

/i mean, if the cop was a fan

Lego_Addict: I use to farkin love shrooms as a teenager, no downer except a nap or a good nights sleep. Not very addictive either as they are hard to come by.



And what exactly makes you think they would be addictive if they sold at the corner store?

3 G's: 60 LBS???

Any cop can tell you that is at least *11 billion dollars worth of mushrooms!

Lets say $100 an ounce.

$1000 a pound, more or less. Its been awhile, my math is prolly really bad.


/I haven't dealt mushrooms since '96.

Man I would love to get my hands on some shrooms right now

/Dogs can't find mushrooms

Anarchangel: Megain

Hi. You scared the crap out of me.

happy to help

Claudia Chafer:
The cops can't search your car at ALL for a traffic stop. I bet the shiat gets thrown out.


Yesterday my uncle, who is a lawyer, told me you can't get away with the "no, my trunk is locked and you don't have a search warrant" thing anymore. Apparently now they do "safety checks" that you can't say no to. Not sure if this is only in certain states, seems legally questionable, but maybe they are getting away with it for a while until the courts shoot it down.

/but yet, obey traffic laws when you are holding

Well, it's hard to remain calm when your car looks like this:



I mean, duuude, it's all like, melting and stuff!

I brake for hallucinations.

Just tell the cops you were taking them to your restaurant for the next night's entree. Always works for me.

Lego_Addict: I use to farkin love shrooms as a teenager, no downer except a nap or a good nights sleep. Not very addictive either as they are hard to come by.

Bags flying in the wind turn into old ladies with canes, your friend wants to be taken to the hospital because he thinks his heart is going to stop, the wave in "The Perfect Storm" looks 3D, etc. I can go on but I think you get the picture. Good Times.

/don't do drugs!

See what ultimately turned me off of shrooms was the insomnia. The trip would be over, good time had by all, done seeing everything wither to old age while simultaneously receding into the past; but dammit, I'm tired, want to sleep, gotta go to work in 3 hours (we did them on Sundays for some dumb reason.) But alas, no such luck, slumber would not come.

/although, one of the first times I did shrooms I went to sleep 20 minutes later. All night I would wake up periodically, stare at a spider on my wall, and suddenly be the spider staring back; very, very, Zhuangzi.

Claudia Chafer: Seriously folks, keep it in your trunk and keep you mouth shut. Take the ticket and move on!

The cops can't search your car at ALL for a traffic stop. I bet the shiat gets thrown out.

Gahhhh!

I want to live in your world!!!

/but with my shrooms

Necrosis and CaptSacto

Ya'll should really keep track of the supreme court's rulings. As of this year, a police officer cannot search your the cabin of your vehicle incident to an arrest unless the search would likely produce evidence relating to the crime for which you were arrested.

Example: You are arrested for drunk driving. The police can search your car (no trunk) for evidence relating to the arrest. So they can search it for more booze, if the find weed and a gun, well it sucks to be you. They cannot search your trunk unless they have a warrant.

If you are arrested to failure to wear a seatbelt the police may not search the cabin of your car because it would not produce any evidence relating to your arrest. The lack of wearing a seat belt is the only evidence they need and therefor have no need to search your vehicle

If you are arrested and your car is impounded, the police may search your car as part of an inventory of the contents of the car to protect those at the impound lot from any dangerous items in the car.

All of this goes out the window if the police present probable cause to a judge and specify the items they intend to look for in the vehicle.

Why oh why are shrooms illegal? When was the last time you heard of a shroom addict breaking in to a house to get money for a fix? Or weirding out and attacking someone? I've seen a few bad trips, but people having them seem to turn more inward rather than lashing out.

Honestly, the worst thing they do is sit at the back of the theater watching Coraline and giggle at everything. If we're going to start locking people up for being annoying, why can't we start with the Jehovah's Witnesses at my door instead?

Hell, they're not addictive, they don't even give you a hangover. They don't give you cancer. You just sleep well and wake up feeling really good about the world.

Seriously, is there any explanation for why they're illegal? They've always struck me as completely harmless.

yah! phish is BACK baby!

Sessone: yah! phish is BACK baby!

So is String Cheese Incident it seems.

/So I drove into a liquor store...
//We had a run in with the man...

taobananaboat: See what ultimately turned me off of shrooms was the insomnia. The trip would be over, good time had by all, done seeing everything wither to old age while simultaneously receding into the past; but dammit, I'm tired, want to sleep, gotta go to work in 3 hours (we did them on Sundays for some dumb reason.) But alas, no such luck, slumber would not come.

Well, doing them on Sunday night is part of your problem. You do have to plan these things out in advance a bit.

And I generally find that once everything stops moving, then I'm pretty much ready to crash. Moreover, I don't really need much sleep to wake up feeling refreshed and ready to hit the next day. I guess I just get all of my REM dreaming out of the way while I'm tripping.

Here's a tip that I'm sure nobody will obey: Just leave the drugs at home! Then you don't have to worry at all if you're pulled over!

Cause they can't arrest you for something you don't have!

But I know people will continue to transport drugs and gripe & moan about how being arrested for narcotics possession is a violation of their rights. Boo-hoo-hoo.

I am falling...

I am falling...

I am falling...

I am falling into the quicksand

of my troubled mind...

of my troubled mind...

of my troubled mind...

/Ultimate-Obscure/

Gyrfalcon: Here's a tip that I'm sure nobody will obey: Just leave the drugs at home! Then you don't have to worry at all if you're pulled over!

Cause they can't arrest you for something you don't have!

But I know people will continue to transport drugs and gripe & moan about how being arrested for narcotics possession is a violation of their rights. Boo-hoo-hoo.

I refuse to take your advice, Mr. Bring-Me-Down: I transport my shrooms in my stomach!

/plus: shrooms = narcotics? sheesh

Elvis_Pelt: Gyrfalcon: Here's a tip that I'm sure nobody will obey: Just leave the drugs at home! Then you don't have to worry at all if you're pulled over!

Cause they can't arrest you for something you don't have!

But I know people will continue to transport drugs and gripe & moan about how being arrested for narcotics possession is a violation of their rights. Boo-hoo-hoo.

I refuse to take your advice, Mr. Bring-Me-Down: I transport my shrooms in my stomach!

/plus: shrooms = narcotics? sheesh

Then, my dear, you will be arrested for other things besides possession. At least, drug possession. DEMON possession, I can't help you with.

Corydon: Why oh why are shrooms illegal? When was the last time you heard of a shroom addict breaking in to a house to get money for a fix? Or weirding out and attacking someone? I've seen a few bad trips, but people having them seem to turn more inward rather than lashing out.

Honestly, the worst thing they do is sit at the back of the theater watching Coraline and giggle at everything. If we're going to start locking people up for being annoying, why can't we start with the Jehovah's Witnesses at my door instead?

Hell, they're not addictive, they don't even give you a hangover. They don't give you cancer. You just sleep well and wake up feeling really good about the world.

Seriously, is there any explanation for why they're illegal? They've always struck me as completely harmless.

They are illegal because you might use them to have fun.

Came for the Cowboy Bebop ref. Which isn't here. Leaving disappointed.

let's see, back in '90 an ounce of mushrooms cost me $35. 16 ounces in a pound. 16 x 35 = 560
$560 a lb x 60 lbs = $33,600. retail.

meh, ain't much of a bust really.

(even with inflation added in)

/mushrooms aren't dangerous
//people are

I just came in here to say that Shrooms are awesome. I highly recommend that everyone try them at least once in their lives.

And this is coming from a 40ish businessman and upstanding citizen with a wife and kids.

About the car, is there anything I
need to know? Does it stall, does
it make a lot of noise, does it
smoke, is there gas in it,
anything?

60 pounds? Wow thats more than enough to kill the average adult male! Oh not from overdose, or even the busted gut. No i'm talking death by brain implosion as reality turns upside down and all molocules become singing blue smurfs armed with twinkies that smell like jasmine lasagna.

Or you might actually simply blink out of existance at about the 10 pound mark.

It's still a farking egg.

60 lbs of shrooms?! Thinking about how big that must be, I imagine the driver was laughing his a** off at the thought of that too.
/Wow

Did they put bricks in with the shrooms? I've eaten my fair share of them but, alas, I don't think even I have eaten sixty pounds worth. Hell, I still have an ounce and a half left in my freezer.

Why yes, yes I do plan on having a good 4th of July.