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(TMZ) Dumbass Gary Coleman's short-tempered wife arrested for domestic battery, tells arresting officers that she has a small problem (with EEEK mugshot)   (tmz.com) divider line 67
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atomic-age [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 09:08:55 PM  
That girl has no alibi.

 
GT_bike 2009-07-02 09:14:29 PM  
Utah? Santaquin? Wow life is tough for an out of work child actor!

When I lived in Colorado I saw "The Great Outdoors" with a date in Littleton and he and some gal were there too and he could not stop laughing in that manaical way, it got pretty annoying. IIRC he was still laughing when the credits rolled.

Also: wife? I once read that he said he would never have sex I always thought... oh that explains a lot...can't = won't.

 
airsupport 2009-07-02 09:23:35 PM  
I had a mad crush on Dana Plato. I wish her story had a happier ending.

 
Harry_Seldon 2009-07-02 09:31:58 PM  
airsupport: I had a mad crush on Dana Plato. I wish her story had a happier sexier ending.

 
le mew [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 09:32:12 PM  
*sings*
It sucks to be you....

 
msputnam 2009-07-02 09:38:52 PM  
le mew: *sings*
It sucks to be you....

Came here for the Avenue Q reference, was disappointed to see it took this long.

/I feel better now

 
SwingingJohnson 2009-07-02 09:53:27 PM  
I'm more of a Webster fan myself.

Really, which one of these guys would you rather invite to your 4th of July barbecue?

i.ivillage.com

gossiboocrew.files.wordpress.com

 
Nurglitch 2009-07-02 09:53:38 PM  
Gee, a red-head arrested for domestic battery?

Colour me surprised. Or bruised, either/or.

 
Ecobuckeye 2009-07-02 10:25:12 PM  
poopeater: It's how they met!

Wow. I just spent 15 minutes on that movie's website. It's bad. Real bad.

 
homerbeagle 2009-07-02 10:40:12 PM  
Wow, he married the GOOCH!!!! (Still whippin' on his little a@@.)

 
LeChiffre 2009-07-02 11:06:05 PM  
msputnam: /I feel better now

That's because when you help others, you can't help helping yourself.

 
WilliamLeeTwitch 2009-07-02 11:13:39 PM  
Nurglitch: Gee, a red-head arrested for domestic battery?

Colour me surprised. Or bruised, either/or.

Those are the best kinds of redheads. They're kinky 10 ways to Sunday and open to everything.

Sex in a bathtub full of peanut butter and marshmallow cream?

YES PLEASE!

 
SwingingJohnson 2009-07-02 11:58:09 PM  
homerbeagle: Wow, he married the GOOCH!!!! (Still whippin' on his little a@@.)

Now that's funny! LOL!

We never really did see what The Gooch really looked like, right?

 
TheJoe03 [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 01:54:53 AM  
I still don't understand why black midgets that look like children were all the rage in the 80s. It really makes no sense.

 
andreo 2009-07-03 06:23:24 AM  
Chilly Willie: She looks kinda like:


/hot
//linked

Like hell she does. Maybe she looks like the afterbirth that was left on the floor.

Plus, I do not like women that show their gums when they smile. Just something creepy about it.

 
Chilly Willie 2009-07-03 09:56:11 AM  
No workie... Time for jerkie!!!

 
the cheerleader who got away 2009-07-03 12:21:23 PM  
In other news, someone actually married Gary Coleman.

 
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