I liked my headline better:

Gary Coleman's wife arrested on domestic violence charges. Luckily for Gary, a karate man bruise on the INSIDE

Barnacles!: I liked my headline better:

Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Barnacles!

Hot readhead thread!

gary coleman can't pull better leg than that? not exactly the trophy white girl

A small problem with what? Meth?

/Yes, I did get the headline
//She looks like the beginnings of a meth whore.

I'm sure she's a wonderful person.

does meth do that to your hairdo?

She isn't bad looking.

I'll bet he punched her and now she has a black eye on her kneecap.

futuridz 2009-07-02 07:32:59 PM

gary coleman can't pull better leg than that? not exactly the trophy white girl

Puluuze.. she is not bad at all!!

I mean when a three and a half foot negro mall cop has a wife that's better looking than most of us basement dwellers's girlfriends and wifes we're the ones who have FAILED!

Man alive brotha. My wife is no beauty queen, but she's no crack whore looking scank.

And I can take her. LOL

/slap

Wise up Gary.

I just don't get it.

I wonder where he developed his thing for redheaded drug addicts...



...everybody's got a special kind of story...

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Than she would be a good little girl for daddy.

/Oh, go buy an emigma machine from ebay.

/short hanging fruit
//er, I mean low hanging fruit

I clicked this link ftfa, it was not what I thought it was going to be...sigh

Gary Coleman Wife Rear Ender Offender

I've heard of crazy women marrying prison guys, but not the other way around......sheeesh

My god a woman arrested for DV, where are the pigs flying and dead walking?

I guess we know who wears the adult-size pants in that house...

Like they were separated at birth

I thought the script I wrote for my husband was the vehicle to get him back on television. He gave it the briefest of looks and said "Sell it to Webster, lady. No one's gonna buy a time traveling little person who tries to by the winning lottery ticket for that week only to be foiled in yet a different way each episode."

I mean, all he did was look at scene one. "Am I Ricardo? Do I look like a Ricardo?" he yells. Well, yeah. You could play a Ricardo. I think that's being complementary. I'm saying my husband could play Ricardo. I'm not saying he should yell "Lucy!" I am saying he could say "My name is Ricardo and I came to 1984 to buy a lottery ticket but no one will accept my Sacajawea dollars."

So I got a little angry and said maybe you'll like my next idea "Midget Bowling for Bucks!" And he yells back "I am not a midget" but I already had him in a perfect five step delivery and release towards a strike in the TV set. But he hooks himself in to the end table, grabs a lamp and yells "Here's your strike, honey." He throws the lamp but it's still plugged in to the wall. It gets about half way across the room and just falls to the floor shattering. I started to laugh and so did he. I said "They just canceled Jon and Kate. You think there's an opening for for reality show where they fight all the time?" Gary says "I'm right there with you, honey. I'm thing "G and S: life in the Smash Lane."

I said "Nice. But what about "Shannon and Gary: At each Others Throats"? He thought it was nice but I could tell he was just pandering to me. He does that a lot. Within five minute we were done pitching ideas about our show and back to pitching collectible plates and "Best of Diff'rent Strokes DVDs."

SuperNinjaToad: futuridz 2009-07-02 07:32:59 PM

gary coleman can't pull better leg than that? not exactly the trophy white girl

Puluuze.. she is not bad at all!!

I mean when a three and a half foot negro mall cop has a wife that's better looking than most of us basement dwellers's girlfriends and wifes we're the ones who have FAILED!

are we looking at the same thing?

I'd be a mall cop, know anybody that is hiring?

"No one's gonna buy a time traveling little person who tries to by the winning lottery ticket for that week only to be foiled in yet a different way each episode."

I'd watch the shiat out of that

Polartank13:

She's not bad looking in the serious pic. But the teeth are...unfortunate. She just needs to remember to keep her mouth shut.

Like all women.

That was a short article.

eraser8: Polartank13:

She's not bad looking in the serious pic. But the teeth are...unfortunate. She just needs to remember to keep her mouth shut.

Like all women.

she kind of looks like she may be wearing a mouthpiece... its gives her a russian boxer kind of vibe.

+1 subby.

+1

Harry Freakstorm: No one's gonna buy a time traveling little person who tries to by the winning lottery ticket

People watched a show about a talking supercar that partnered with an ex-cop (whose death was faked) to solve mysteries. Think about that.

People will watch anything.

She looks kinda like:


/hot
//linked

....With their little hands, and little eyes - They go around telling great big lies!!!

oh god it's a ginger

That mug shot would lead me to believe that Gary Coleman married Carrot Top.

futuridz: "No one's gonna buy a time traveling little person who tries to by the winning lottery ticket for that week only to be foiled in yet a different way each episode."

I'd watch the shiat out of that

I'd totally buy the entire show on DVD.

Freckles? Is that you?

Chilly Willie: She looks kinda like:


/hot
//linked

..... are you sure you're looking at the right picture .... or ANY picture for that matter.

//hot

she'd kick his @$$!!!!!!

Mongo cut wood: She isn't bad looking.

/ agree
// a tad farther down the road
/// borderline hideous
//// signed Slashy von Slash

SpacePunk: That mug shot would lead me to believe that Gary Coleman married Carrot Top.

This.

eraser8: She just needs to remember to keep her mouth shut.

Like all women.

Somebody wanna slap together^* a "Shut your whore mouth when Gary Coleman is talking!" photoshop? Merci buckets in advance.


^*No pun intended.

If any picture needs 'You gonna get raped' Photoshopped onto it, that mugshot does.

I am remarkably gassy tonight.

Just thought everyone would like to know.

Hey HarryFreakstorm! I'm here to once again beg ya ...create that blogspot or website and put all of your mugshot writings up on it! Trust me...your fans are legion...keep up the great work, kiddo!

Goodnight Funnyman.

/just getting out ahead of this thing
//you heard it here first

Mother of God.

It's how they met!

Hmmm... she looks a little like Dana Plato. And in a weird way that seems incestous and necro at the same time.


Penis goes where? Whatchutalkinabout?

/I said necro.

That girl has no alibi.

Utah? Santaquin? Wow life is tough for an out of work child actor!

When I lived in Colorado I saw "The Great Outdoors" with a date in Littleton and he and some gal were there too and he could not stop laughing in that manaical way, it got pretty annoying. IIRC he was still laughing when the credits rolled.

Also: wife? I once read that he said he would never have sex I always thought... oh that explains a lot...can't = won't.

I had a mad crush on Dana Plato. I wish her story had a happier ending.

airsupport: I had a mad crush on Dana Plato. I wish her story had a happier sexier ending.

*sings*
It sucks to be you....

le mew: *sings*
It sucks to be you....

Came here for the Avenue Q reference, was disappointed to see it took this long.

/I feel better now

I'm more of a Webster fan myself.

Really, which one of these guys would you rather invite to your 4th of July barbecue?

Gee, a red-head arrested for domestic battery?

Colour me surprised. Or bruised, either/or.

poopeater: It's how they met!

Wow. I just spent 15 minutes on that movie's website. It's bad. Real bad.

Wow, he married the GOOCH!!!! (Still whippin' on his little a@@.)

msputnam: /I feel better now

That's because when you help others, you can't help helping yourself.

Nurglitch: Gee, a red-head arrested for domestic battery?

Colour me surprised. Or bruised, either/or.

Those are the best kinds of redheads. They're kinky 10 ways to Sunday and open to everything.

Sex in a bathtub full of peanut butter and marshmallow cream?

YES PLEASE!

homerbeagle: Wow, he married the GOOCH!!!! (Still whippin' on his little a@@.)

Now that's funny! LOL!

We never really did see what The Gooch really looked like, right?

I still don't understand why black midgets that look like children were all the rage in the 80s. It really makes no sense.

Chilly Willie: She looks kinda like:


/hot
//linked

Like hell she does. Maybe she looks like the afterbirth that was left on the floor.

Plus, I do not like women that show their gums when they smile. Just something creepy about it.

No workie... Time for jerkie!!!

In other news, someone actually married Gary Coleman.