So she did order sausage?

Stihgnob: So she did order sausage?

Not sure if she ordered it, but she definitely got it.

Fool me once...

Man, she took that roleplaying pretty seriously eh? Usually the cops showing up is an equatable alternative to "using the safeword."

The_Gallant_Gallstone: Stihgnob: So she did order sausage?

Not sure if she ordered it, but she definitely got it.

BA-ZING! *Claps*

Fooshards: Man, she took that roleplaying pretty seriously eh? Usually the cops showing up is an equatable alternative to "using the safeword."

Protip: "harder" is not a good safeword

Whore.

That is all.

johnny_vegas: Fooshards: Man, she took that roleplaying pretty seriously eh? Usually the cops showing up is an equatable alternative to "using the safeword."

Protip: "harder" is not a good safeword

and from experience: "floccinaucinihilipilification" sucks too

Die biatch die!

The complete story: Including pictures of him and her with EVERY SINGLE DETAIL included.

Link

Sounds like remorse for being a slut on her part.

Just give in! No remorse! Sluts need love too.

Magorn: johnny_vegas: Fooshards: Man, she took that roleplaying pretty seriously eh? Usually the cops showing up is an equatable alternative to "using the safeword."

Protip: "harder" is not a good safeword

and from experience: "floccinaucinihilipilification" sucks too

You know I've found that "hi mom" works pretty well even if you didn't arrange it in advance.

The woman won't be charged with filing a false report, even though she already has two convictions for similar false claims made in Georgia - once claiming to have been attacked and stabbed and also claiming to have been kidnapped and raped.

"We don't feel like we could win that case based on the evidence, either," Hawkins said.

So what they're saying is the people in the Sevier County DA's office are a bunch of nitwits.

Now if only we would issue the maximum sentence that he faced to the false accuser, this kind of thing wouldn't happen. Only if it can be proven that she lied mind you. As is, nothing happens and you'll read about her in about a year or so.

cowgirl toffee: The complete story: Including pictures of him and her with EVERY SINGLE DETAIL included.

Link

From your article:

[Jensen] says that he visited the [strip] club three or four times a month, spending as much as $1,000 on his tab and tips each time.
***
Jansen's wife of 24 years has been quoted in an Atlanta newspaper as saying her husband is a computer software engineer who earns $70,000 a year.

So, he's spending most or all of his after tax income at a strip club? Something tells me we haven't heard the last of this...

l0wk3y: Magorn: johnny_vegas: Fooshards: Man, she took that roleplaying pretty seriously eh? Usually the cops showing up is an equatable alternative to "using the safeword."

Protip: "harder" is not a good safeword

and from experience: "floccinaucinihilipilification" sucks too

You know I've found that "hi mom" works pretty well even if you didn't arrange it in advance.

"Happy Birthday Gramma" also works

cowgirl toffee: The complete story: Including pictures of him and her with EVERY SINGLE DETAIL included.

Link

Good find... if this were an Iranian Revolution thread, I'd be slobbering all over you as if you were Tatsuma

The_Gallant_Gallstone: cowgirl toffee: The complete story: Including pictures of him and her with EVERY SINGLE DETAIL included.

Link

Good find... if this were an Iranian Revolution thread, I'd be slobbering all over you as if you were Tatsuma

I can't really tell... is that a threat?
;P

Just thinking out loud here and obviously not advocating any thing, but this case has got me thinking and a bit concerned for her safety.


Let's say that there really is a potential rapist on the loose, looking for a victim. Why not figure out where she lives/works and follow through with her? She has no credibility in this area and the police/prosecutors probably would not take any of her claims about being raped seriously.

When you think about it, she's actually set herself up to be a nearly perfect victim while simultaneously giving a perp an alibi. All he would have to do is claim it was all consensual - she wanted "rough sex" and then she turned crazy and started trumping up charges. Her statements to the contrary would be so questionable under the circumstances it may be virtually impossible to convince a DA or the police to act on her statements alone.

lawboy87: Let's say that there really is a potential rapist on the loose, looking for a victim. Why not figure out where she lives/works and follow through with her? She has no credibility in this area and the police/prosecutors probably would not take any of her claims about being raped seriously.

Yeah... that's one of the reasons why people shouldn't falsely accuse other people of rape. Cause when Handbanana shows up at your house, no one believes you.

Notice how charges were dropped because they didn't think they could get a conviction, not that he is apparently innocent. In rape cases you are always guilty.

Perhaps she's simply not clear on the definition of rape. Let's let her spend a night or two in a maximum security cell block with the cell's unlocked....I think that should give her a fairly clear picture of what's involved.

The "butt" ad over to the right seemed to fit the story...


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lawboy87: Just thinking out loud here and obviously not advocating any thing, but this case has got me thinking and a bit concerned for her safety.


Let's say that there really is a potential rapist on the loose, looking for a victim. Why not figure out where she lives/works and follow through with her? She has no credibility in this area and the police/prosecutors probably would not take any of her claims about being raped seriously.

When you think about it, she's actually set herself up to be a nearly perfect victim while simultaneously giving a perp an alibi. All he would have to do is claim it was all consensual - she wanted "rough sex" and then she turned crazy and started trumping up charges. Her statements to the contrary would be so questionable under the circumstances it may be virtually impossible to convince a DA or the police to act on her statements alone.

Nice. Shes not bad looking either. Im gonna do it.

/Thanks for the idea

double jeopardy... cant he rape her now and get away with it?

I think I saw this on lifetime once.

Raharu: double jeopardy... cant he rape her now and get away with it?

I think I saw this on lifetime once.

Also, diplomatic immunity.

It's how they met!

Oops. Wrong thread.

cowgirl toffee: The complete story: Including pictures of him and her with EVERY SINGLE DETAIL included.

Link

From article:

In documents prepared by his attorney, Jansen tells of the dancer's sexual role-playing and bondage and insists the kidnapping-rape story passed to Sevier County deputies is pure fiction concocted by a woman who harbors unusual sexual fantasies and a propensity for taking liberties with the truth.

This...is why you do not f*ck crazy.

Juansmith: cowgirl toffee: The complete story: Including pictures of him and her with EVERY SINGLE DETAIL included.

Link

From article:
In documents prepared by his attorney, Jansen tells of the dancer's sexual role-playing and bondage and insists the kidnapping-rape story passed to Sevier County deputies is pure fiction concocted by a woman who harbors unusual sexual fantasies and a propensity for taking liberties with the truth.

This...is why you do not f*ck crazy.


From the linked article: The documents also say she has been treated for psychological problems and has twice attempted suicide.

Just want to point out, not all women who love kinky sex is crazy.

Smokey Mountain Rape, keeps on failin'
I keep on callin' her name
Smokey Mountain Rape I'll keep on searchin'
I can't go on hurtin' this way
She's somewhere in the Smokey Mountain rape

I can't believe this biatch isn't getting charged for a false allegation.

Just want to point out, not all women who love kinky sex is crazy.

i dunno.. the whole kidnapping thing and driving all across the state is a little out of the realm of kinky and into pathological. It's one thing to be like "hey, you put this on and wait in the closet while I walk through the door!", than to make every step of the scenario have to be like real life rape as possible.

Chu2dogg, if you read the polygraph report:

http://www.wbir.com/pdf/polygraph_6_40001.pdf

It says that she told him what to do specifically.

Apparently you can't always smell the crazy. I know this guy, and it's awesome that he's been vindicated. His life's been f**ked with enough.

cowgirl toffee: Just want to point out, not all women who love kinky sex is crazy.

How YOU doin'?

/oblig

cowgirl toffee: Just want to point out, not all women who love kinky sex is crazy.

Tell me more...

Dear ladies,

There is something you should know that most men wont tell you because we spend most of our time trying to make you like us.

Have a seat. Want tea? There.. your favourite. Let's chat.

You sure are pretty and attractive and soft and we, you know we just love all that about you. Lord knows the drama that can ensue as we pursue that kitten like softness that we love so much about you.

Now.. and this is the important part, there is something you should know, though.

The SECOND that we find out that you can't be trusted, you are suddenly about as attractive as a baboon's ass and easily as useless.

Now finish your tea.

No charge.

- Men

When I first read this headline, I thought it meant the pizza guy helped rape her.

bunner: Dear ladies,

There is something you should know that most men wont tell you because we spend most of our time trying to make you like us.

Have a seat. Want tea? There.. your favourite. Let's chat.

You sure are pretty and attractive and soft and we, you know we just love all that about you. Lord knows the drama that can ensue as we pursue that kitten like softness that we love so much about you.

Now.. and this is the important part, there is something you should know, though.

The SECOND that we find out that you can't be trusted, you are suddenly about as attractive as a baboon's ass and easily as useless.

Now finish your tea.

No charge.

- Men

THIS

bunner: Dear ladies Men,

There is something you should know that most men women wont tell you because we spend most of our time trying to make you like us.

Have a seat. Want tea a beer? There.. your favourite. Let's chat.

You sure are pretty handsome and attractive a good, well providing family man and soft strong and we, you know we just love all that about you. Lord knows the drama that can ensue as we pursue that kitten like softness masculine protection form the world that we love so much about you.

Now.. and this is the important part, there is something you should know, though.

The SECOND that we find out that you can't be trusted, you are suddenly about as attractive as a baboon's ass and easily as useless.

Now finish your tea beer.

No charge. I will take 1/2.

- Men Women

PS - So strong, honorable men please don't fark it up by banging strippers more than half your age. She looks like a whore and you, well, you just look like a fool.

Fooshards: Man, she took that roleplaying pretty seriously eh? Usually the cops showing up is an equatable alternative to "using the safeword."

"please call 911" is not a wise choice in safewords.

Phantom_Lord: When I first read this headline, I thought it meant the pizza guy helped rape her.

I was kind of noticing that too. "helps rape victim" is rather ambiguous. Damn English language structure.

A Gentile in Boca: bunner: Dear ladies Men,

There is something you should know that most men women wont tell you because we spend most of our time trying to make you like us.

Have a seat. Want tea a beer? There.. your favourite. Let's chat.

You sure are pretty handsome and attractive a good, well providing family man and soft strong and we, you know we just love all that about you. Lord knows the drama that can ensue as we pursue that kitten like softness masculine protection form the world that we love so much about you.

Now.. and this is the important part, there is something you should know, though.

The SECOND that we find out that you can't be trusted, you are suddenly about as attractive as a baboon's ass and easily as useless.

Now finish your tea beer.

No charge. I will take 1/2.

- Men Women

PS - So strong, honorable men please don't fark it up by banging strippers more than half your age. She looks like a whore and you, well, you just look like a fool.

Well, at least you plagarise from, people who write well. : )

But who also can't type for crap and accidentally use superfluous commas due to this.

*sigh*

I say burn the biatch .... all women who cry rape when it didn't actually happen should sent to jail for life.

It's that kind of women that will bring you to Vegas, get u drunk, marry you, tell you she is taking the pill when she is not, get pregnant, bash her own head against the wall, call the cops and tell 'em you are beating her with physical proof of cuts to her forehead due to 'head bashing against the wall'. You will then be labeled a violent person, her free lawyer appointed to women victim of conjugal violence will argue that the kid isn't safe with you because of your aggressive behavior and she will get full custody of the child.

She will then go on wealth fare, no job, so you will go deadbeat paying super expensive child support.

Also, because of the 'beating against the wall you gave her' she is gonna place a restraining order on your ass, so you won't be able to come back into your house, she won't sign the divorce papers claiming religion and shiat, you'll be force to take an apartment, while paying for the house she lives in, while paying for child support.

When she needs more child support, she'll get pregnant again from any random guy. The next day she'll go knock on your apartment door, claim rape and breach of restraining order, get you to pay for the second not even yours child. Don't worry, she won't be lacking free woman victim state appointed lawyer then nor any judge sympathy.

Some women can be farking evil, so evil that to them this is all normal. And they won't understand why you hate them. They'll never tell your kid the truth; on base that you're a wife beater, your offspring will never speak to you. Your friends and other familly will let you down, you'll be left with nothing but suicide,

bunner Well, at least you plagarise from, people who write well. : )

I agree.
Dammit! I was going to agree with you but you spelled plagiarize wrong. Since this is Fark you have invalidated any and all previous posts despite their level of insight or wit.
;)

Women take advantage of their society deemed "innocent snowflake" status when it comes to them being exposed as dirty rotten liar whores.

cowgirl toffee: The complete story: Including pictures of him and her with EVERY SINGLE DETAIL included.

Link

Learn how 'pops in new window' works. Not everyone wants to navigate away from a fark thread dumbfark.

JKDGreg: I say burn the biatch .... all women who cry rape when it didn't actually happen should sent to jail for life.

It's that kind of women that will bring you to Vegas, get u drunk, marry you, tell you she is taking the pill when she is not, get pregnant, bash her own head against the wall, call the cops and tell 'em you are beating her with physical proof of cuts to her forehead due to 'head bashing against the wall'. You will then be labeled a violent person, her free lawyer appointed to women victim of conjugal violence will argue that the kid isn't safe with you because of your aggressive behavior and she will get full custody of the child.

She will then go on wealth fare, no job, so you will go deadbeat paying super expensive child support.

Also, because of the 'beating against the wall you gave her' she is gonna place a restraining order on your ass, so you won't be able to come back into your house, she won't sign the divorce papers claiming religion and shiat, you'll be force to take an apartment, while paying for the house she lives in, while paying for child support.

When she needs more child support, she'll get pregnant again from any random guy. The next day she'll go knock on your apartment door, claim rape and breach of restraining order, get you to pay for the second not even yours child. Don't worry, she won't be lacking free woman victim state appointed lawyer then nor any judge sympathy.

Some women can be farking evil, so evil that to them this is all normal. And they won't understand why you hate them. They'll never tell your kid the truth; on base that you're a wife beater, your offspring will never speak to you. Your friends and other familly will let you down, you'll be left with nothing but suicide,

Uhhh... Speaking from experience there Greg?

bunner: Dear ladies men,

There is something you should know that most women wont tell you because we spend most of our time trying to make you like us.

Have a seat. Want tea beer? There.. your favourite. Let's chat.

You sure are pretty handsome and attractive and soft muscle-y and we, you know we just love all that about you. Lord knows the drama that can ensue as we pursue that kitten like softness dog-like attentiveness that we love so much about you.

Now.. and this is the important part, there is something you should know, though.

The SECOND that we find out that you can't be trusted, you are suddenly about as attractive as a baboon's ass and easily as useless.

Now finish your tea beer.

No charge.

- WoMen

FTFY