So she did order sausage?

Stihgnob: So she did order sausage?

Not sure if she ordered it, but she definitely got it.

Fool me once...

Man, she took that roleplaying pretty seriously eh? Usually the cops showing up is an equatable alternative to "using the safeword."

The_Gallant_Gallstone: Stihgnob: So she did order sausage?

Not sure if she ordered it, but she definitely got it.

BA-ZING! *Claps*

Fooshards: Man, she took that roleplaying pretty seriously eh? Usually the cops showing up is an equatable alternative to "using the safeword."

Protip: "harder" is not a good safeword

Whore.

That is all.

johnny_vegas: Fooshards: Man, she took that roleplaying pretty seriously eh? Usually the cops showing up is an equatable alternative to "using the safeword."

Protip: "harder" is not a good safeword

and from experience: "floccinaucinihilipilification" sucks too

Die biatch die!

The complete story: Including pictures of him and her with EVERY SINGLE DETAIL included.

Link

Sounds like remorse for being a slut on her part.

Just give in! No remorse! Sluts need love too.

Magorn: johnny_vegas: Fooshards: Man, she took that roleplaying pretty seriously eh? Usually the cops showing up is an equatable alternative to "using the safeword."

Protip: "harder" is not a good safeword

and from experience: "floccinaucinihilipilification" sucks too

You know I've found that "hi mom" works pretty well even if you didn't arrange it in advance.

The woman won't be charged with filing a false report, even though she already has two convictions for similar false claims made in Georgia - once claiming to have been attacked and stabbed and also claiming to have been kidnapped and raped.

"We don't feel like we could win that case based on the evidence, either," Hawkins said.

So what they're saying is the people in the Sevier County DA's office are a bunch of nitwits.

Now if only we would issue the maximum sentence that he faced to the false accuser, this kind of thing wouldn't happen. Only if it can be proven that she lied mind you. As is, nothing happens and you'll read about her in about a year or so.

cowgirl toffee: The complete story: Including pictures of him and her with EVERY SINGLE DETAIL included.

Link

From your article:

[Jensen] says that he visited the [strip] club three or four times a month, spending as much as $1,000 on his tab and tips each time.
***
Jansen's wife of 24 years has been quoted in an Atlanta newspaper as saying her husband is a computer software engineer who earns $70,000 a year.

So, he's spending most or all of his after tax income at a strip club? Something tells me we haven't heard the last of this...

l0wk3y: Magorn: johnny_vegas: Fooshards: Man, she took that roleplaying pretty seriously eh? Usually the cops showing up is an equatable alternative to "using the safeword."

Protip: "harder" is not a good safeword

and from experience: "floccinaucinihilipilification" sucks too

You know I've found that "hi mom" works pretty well even if you didn't arrange it in advance.

"Happy Birthday Gramma" also works

cowgirl toffee: The complete story: Including pictures of him and her with EVERY SINGLE DETAIL included.

Link

Good find... if this were an Iranian Revolution thread, I'd be slobbering all over you as if you were Tatsuma

The_Gallant_Gallstone: cowgirl toffee: The complete story: Including pictures of him and her with EVERY SINGLE DETAIL included.

Link

Good find... if this were an Iranian Revolution thread, I'd be slobbering all over you as if you were Tatsuma

I can't really tell... is that a threat?
;P

Just thinking out loud here and obviously not advocating any thing, but this case has got me thinking and a bit concerned for her safety.


Let's say that there really is a potential rapist on the loose, looking for a victim. Why not figure out where she lives/works and follow through with her? She has no credibility in this area and the police/prosecutors probably would not take any of her claims about being raped seriously.

When you think about it, she's actually set herself up to be a nearly perfect victim while simultaneously giving a perp an alibi. All he would have to do is claim it was all consensual - she wanted "rough sex" and then she turned crazy and started trumping up charges. Her statements to the contrary would be so questionable under the circumstances it may be virtually impossible to convince a DA or the police to act on her statements alone.

lawboy87: Let's say that there really is a potential rapist on the loose, looking for a victim. Why not figure out where she lives/works and follow through with her? She has no credibility in this area and the police/prosecutors probably would not take any of her claims about being raped seriously.

Yeah... that's one of the reasons why people shouldn't falsely accuse other people of rape. Cause when Handbanana shows up at your house, no one believes you.

Notice how charges were dropped because they didn't think they could get a conviction, not that he is apparently innocent. In rape cases you are always guilty.

Perhaps she's simply not clear on the definition of rape. Let's let her spend a night or two in a maximum security cell block with the cell's unlocked....I think that should give her a fairly clear picture of what's involved.

The "butt" ad over to the right seemed to fit the story...


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lawboy87: Just thinking out loud here and obviously not advocating any thing, but this case has got me thinking and a bit concerned for her safety.


Let's say that there really is a potential rapist on the loose, looking for a victim. Why not figure out where she lives/works and follow through with her? She has no credibility in this area and the police/prosecutors probably would not take any of her claims about being raped seriously.

When you think about it, she's actually set herself up to be a nearly perfect victim while simultaneously giving a perp an alibi. All he would have to do is claim it was all consensual - she wanted "rough sex" and then she turned crazy and started trumping up charges. Her statements to the contrary would be so questionable under the circumstances it may be virtually impossible to convince a DA or the police to act on her statements alone.

Nice. Shes not bad looking either. Im gonna do it.

/Thanks for the idea

double jeopardy... cant he rape her now and get away with it?

I think I saw this on lifetime once.

Raharu: double jeopardy... cant he rape her now and get away with it?

I think I saw this on lifetime once.

Also, diplomatic immunity.

It's how they met!

Oops. Wrong thread.

cowgirl toffee: The complete story: Including pictures of him and her with EVERY SINGLE DETAIL included.

Link

From article:

In documents prepared by his attorney, Jansen tells of the dancer's sexual role-playing and bondage and insists the kidnapping-rape story passed to Sevier County deputies is pure fiction concocted by a woman who harbors unusual sexual fantasies and a propensity for taking liberties with the truth.

This...is why you do not f*ck crazy.

Juansmith: cowgirl toffee: The complete story: Including pictures of him and her with EVERY SINGLE DETAIL included.

Link

From article:
In documents prepared by his attorney, Jansen tells of the dancer's sexual role-playing and bondage and insists the kidnapping-rape story passed to Sevier County deputies is pure fiction concocted by a woman who harbors unusual sexual fantasies and a propensity for taking liberties with the truth.

This...is why you do not f*ck crazy.


From the linked article: The documents also say she has been treated for psychological problems and has twice attempted suicide.

Just want to point out, not all women who love kinky sex is crazy.

Smokey Mountain Rape, keeps on failin'
I keep on callin' her name
Smokey Mountain Rape I'll keep on searchin'
I can't go on hurtin' this way
She's somewhere in the Smokey Mountain rape

I can't believe this biatch isn't getting charged for a false allegation.

Just want to point out, not all women who love kinky sex is crazy.

i dunno.. the whole kidnapping thing and driving all across the state is a little out of the realm of kinky and into pathological. It's one thing to be like "hey, you put this on and wait in the closet while I walk through the door!", than to make every step of the scenario have to be like real life rape as possible.

Chu2dogg, if you read the polygraph report:

http://www.wbir.com/pdf/polygraph_6_40001.pdf

It says that she told him what to do specifically.

Apparently you can't always smell the crazy. I know this guy, and it's awesome that he's been vindicated. His life's been f**ked with enough.

cowgirl toffee: Just want to point out, not all women who love kinky sex is crazy.

How YOU doin'?

/oblig

cowgirl toffee: Just want to point out, not all women who love kinky sex is crazy.

Tell me more...

Dear ladies,

There is something you should know that most men wont tell you because we spend most of our time trying to make you like us.

Have a seat. Want tea? There.. your favourite. Let's chat.

You sure are pretty and attractive and soft and we, you know we just love all that about you. Lord knows the drama that can ensue as we pursue that kitten like softness that we love so much about you.

Now.. and this is the important part, there is something you should know, though.

The SECOND that we find out that you can't be trusted, you are suddenly about as attractive as a baboon's ass and easily as useless.

Now finish your tea.

No charge.

- Men

When I first read this headline, I thought it meant the pizza guy helped rape her.

bunner: Dear ladies,

There is something you should know that most men wont tell you because we spend most of our time trying to make you like us.

Have a seat. Want tea? There.. your favourite. Let's chat.

You sure are pretty and attractive and soft and we, you know we just love all that about you. Lord knows the drama that can ensue as we pursue that kitten like softness that we love so much about you.

Now.. and this is the important part, there is something you should know, though.

The SECOND that we find out that you can't be trusted, you are suddenly about as attractive as a baboon's ass and easily as useless.

Now finish your tea.

No charge.

- Men

THIS

bunner: Dear ladies Men,

There is something you should know that most men women wont tell you because we spend most of our time trying to make you like us.

Have a seat. Want tea a beer? There.. your favourite. Let's chat.

You sure are pretty handsome and attractive a good, well providing family man and soft strong and we, you know we just love all that about you. Lord knows the drama that can ensue as we pursue that kitten like softness masculine protection form the world that we love so much about you.

Now.. and this is the important part, there is something you should know, though.

The SECOND that we find out that you can't be trusted, you are suddenly about as attractive as a baboon's ass and easily as useless.

Now finish your tea beer.

No charge. I will take 1/2.

- Men Women

PS - So strong, honorable men please don't fark it up by banging strippers more than half your age. She looks like a whore and you, well, you just look like a fool.

Fooshards: Man, she took that roleplaying pretty seriously eh? Usually the cops showing up is an equatable alternative to "using the safeword."

"please call 911" is not a wise choice in safewords.

Phantom_Lord: When I first read this headline, I thought it meant the pizza guy helped rape her.

I was kind of noticing that too. "helps rape victim" is rather ambiguous. Damn English language structure.

A Gentile in Boca: bunner: Dear ladies Men,

There is something you should know that most men women wont tell you because we spend most of our time trying to make you like us.

Have a seat. Want tea a beer? There.. your favourite. Let's chat.

You sure are pretty handsome and attractive a good, well providing family man and soft strong and we, you know we just love all that about you. Lord knows the drama that can ensue as we pursue that kitten like softness masculine protection form the world that we love so much about you.

Now.. and this is the important part, there is something you should know, though.

The SECOND that we find out that you can't be trusted, you are suddenly about as attractive as a baboon's ass and easily as useless.

Now finish your tea beer.

No charge. I will take 1/2.

- Men Women

PS - So strong, honorable men please don't fark it up by banging strippers more than half your age. She looks like a whore and you, well, you just look like a fool.

Well, at least you plagarise from, people who write well. : )

But who also can't type for crap and accidentally use superfluous commas due to this.

*sigh*

I say burn the biatch .... all women who cry rape when it didn't actually happen should sent to jail for life.

It's that kind of women that will bring you to Vegas, get u drunk, marry you, tell you she is taking the pill when she is not, get pregnant, bash her own head against the wall, call the cops and tell 'em you are beating her with physical proof of cuts to her forehead due to 'head bashing against the wall'. You will then be labeled a violent person, her free lawyer appointed to women victim of conjugal violence will argue that the kid isn't safe with you because of your aggressive behavior and she will get full custody of the child.

She will then go on wealth fare, no job, so you will go deadbeat paying super expensive child support.

Also, because of the 'beating against the wall you gave her' she is gonna place a restraining order on your ass, so you won't be able to come back into your house, she won't sign the divorce papers claiming religion and shiat, you'll be force to take an apartment, while paying for the house she lives in, while paying for child support.

When she needs more child support, she'll get pregnant again from any random guy. The next day she'll go knock on your apartment door, claim rape and breach of restraining order, get you to pay for the second not even yours child. Don't worry, she won't be lacking free woman victim state appointed lawyer then nor any judge sympathy.

Some women can be farking evil, so evil that to them this is all normal. And they won't understand why you hate them. They'll never tell your kid the truth; on base that you're a wife beater, your offspring will never speak to you. Your friends and other familly will let you down, you'll be left with nothing but suicide,

bunner Well, at least you plagarise from, people who write well. : )

I agree.
Dammit! I was going to agree with you but you spelled plagiarize wrong. Since this is Fark you have invalidated any and all previous posts despite their level of insight or wit.
;)

Women take advantage of their society deemed "innocent snowflake" status when it comes to them being exposed as dirty rotten liar whores.

cowgirl toffee: The complete story: Including pictures of him and her with EVERY SINGLE DETAIL included.

Link

Learn how 'pops in new window' works. Not everyone wants to navigate away from a fark thread dumbfark.

JKDGreg: I say burn the biatch .... all women who cry rape when it didn't actually happen should sent to jail for life.

It's that kind of women that will bring you to Vegas, get u drunk, marry you, tell you she is taking the pill when she is not, get pregnant, bash her own head against the wall, call the cops and tell 'em you are beating her with physical proof of cuts to her forehead due to 'head bashing against the wall'. You will then be labeled a violent person, her free lawyer appointed to women victim of conjugal violence will argue that the kid isn't safe with you because of your aggressive behavior and she will get full custody of the child.

She will then go on wealth fare, no job, so you will go deadbeat paying super expensive child support.

Also, because of the 'beating against the wall you gave her' she is gonna place a restraining order on your ass, so you won't be able to come back into your house, she won't sign the divorce papers claiming religion and shiat, you'll be force to take an apartment, while paying for the house she lives in, while paying for child support.

When she needs more child support, she'll get pregnant again from any random guy. The next day she'll go knock on your apartment door, claim rape and breach of restraining order, get you to pay for the second not even yours child. Don't worry, she won't be lacking free woman victim state appointed lawyer then nor any judge sympathy.

Some women can be farking evil, so evil that to them this is all normal. And they won't understand why you hate them. They'll never tell your kid the truth; on base that you're a wife beater, your offspring will never speak to you. Your friends and other familly will let you down, you'll be left with nothing but suicide,

Uhhh... Speaking from experience there Greg?

bunner: Dear ladies men,

There is something you should know that most women wont tell you because we spend most of our time trying to make you like us.

Have a seat. Want tea beer? There.. your favourite. Let's chat.

You sure are pretty handsome and attractive and soft muscle-y and we, you know we just love all that about you. Lord knows the drama that can ensue as we pursue that kitten like softness dog-like attentiveness that we love so much about you.

Now.. and this is the important part, there is something you should know, though.

The SECOND that we find out that you can't be trusted, you are suddenly about as attractive as a baboon's ass and easily as useless.

Now finish your tea beer.

No charge.

- WoMen

FTFY

A Gentile in Boca: Dammit! I was going to agree with you but you spelled plagiarize wrong

Did I mention I can't type?

Oh, and as for the "s", there's this language called English. We borrowed it from England and wiped snot all over it. I still use the snot-free version. ; )

Um, ladies?

You'd seem a lot less pissy and a lot more valid if you could stop just taking my sh*t and rewriting it.

You know?

Especially since you know it's true. : )

Thal: Learn how 'pops in new window' works. Not everyone wants to navigate away from a fark thread dumbfark.

Learn how to use your browser. You have the option to open in a new window or tab if you so wish.

A Gentile in Boca: bunner: Dear ladies Men,

There is something you should know that most men women wont tell you because we spend most of our time trying to make you like us.

Have a seat. Want tea a beer? There.. your favourite. Let's chat.

You sure are pretty handsome and attractive a good, well providing family man and soft strong and we, you know we just love all that about you. Lord knows the drama that can ensue as we pursue that kitten like softness masculine protection form the world that we love so much about you.

Now.. and this is the important part, there is something you should know, though.

The SECOND that we find out that you can't be trusted, you are suddenly about as attractive as a baboon's ass and easily as useless.

Now finish your tea beer.

No charge. I will take 1/2.

- Men Women

PS - So strong, honorable men please don't fark it up by banging strippers more than half your age. She looks like a whore and you, well, you just look like a fool.


Now you see, you had me with you right up until the end. In which you prove that, even tho you quote a great source, you are little more than a wh*re. If you take money for it, regardless of the circumstances...even if the stripper was more than half his age, well, you know.
Sorry, can't stand adulterers, can't stand gold diggers even more.

TheBigBadCrystallineEntity: Die biatch die!



"No, that's german for 'The biatch the'"

Wait.. wait wait...

A shiksa in Boca Raton?

Nah, come on. There are no Gentiles in Boca Raton.

:- /

Luse: Now if only we would issue the maximum sentence that he faced to the false accuser, this kind of thing wouldn't happen. Only if it can be proven that she lied mind you. As is, nothing happens and you'll read about her in about a year or so.

No. It'll never happen. In fact, it will probably make things worse. If the female knows that she faces serious jail time for a false accusation, she'll stick with her story no matter what. There are so few definite proof of innocence cases in a rape story, that only a couple will ever be caught. Let the women know that coming clean will help all involved and get these guys released of their terrible ordeal.

I's love false accusations to be punished with severe penalties, but in this case I think it works against the best interests of the vast majority of innocent men.

I would have to disagree good Sir.
If there was precedent for biatches going to prison and being put on the sex offender registry I would have to argue the amount of false accusations would fall. Even if you include only this one offender, had she been treated in this way, the followup 2 (that we know of) offenses would not have happened. Furthermore proof is often easy to furnish, let's not forget the Duke thing, or the Kobe thing, and of course the list goes on. It is a problem because there is NO punishment. There is NOTHING to lose, and everything to gain. If you take away that sort of imbalance, the world starts making sense again.

Already filed false rape reports?

I hope she really was raped.

And I fking mean it. There's only one crime that deserves rape as punishment, and that's falsely accusing someone of rape.

poopeater: Oops. Wrong thread.

I think in cases like this it's better to just stay quiet and let people make their own mind up how the image fits the situation :)

Where's anonymous and their griefing skillz? This biatch needs to be stalked and hassled for the rest of her life. My Weeners was to think that she needed a virtual 'free pussy' sign hung around her neck, but I think the sick coont would get a thrill out of that. There used to be a dude in my home town who got off on getting his ass kicked. He would run his mouth to rednecks, skinheads, jocks, etc. Getting stomped was sexually gratifying to him. He eventually got beaten and left on the railroad tracks to be run over by a train. Who knows, maybe it was the best sex he ever had?

Why does the phrase 'fi.rst tho.ug.ht' Get filtered as 'weeners'? Kinda stupid.

redsquid: Where's anonymous and their griefing skillz? This biatch needs to be stalked and hassled for the rest of her life. My Weeners was to think that she needed a virtual 'free pussy' sign hung around her neck, but I think the sick coont would get a thrill out of that. There used to be a dude in my home town who got off on getting his ass kicked. He would run his mouth to rednecks, skinheads, jocks, etc. Getting stomped was sexually gratifying to him. He eventually got beaten and left on the railroad tracks to be run over by a train. Who knows, maybe it was the best sex he ever had?

Damn Squid, way to hijack the thread by way of the special bus....nicely done!

Luse- I must have missed something?

Well, it's just that I've been drinking and was somewhat involved in a thread talking about false accusations and legal precedent. Then, out of nowhere comes rednecks, skinheads, a stomped sexually gratifying body, (their own) and railroad tracks...
You're right, maybe I'm too easily impressed.

I'm so sorry. Next time you rent the internet for a private party you should let us all know.

No reason for apology my good man. I thought my purchase of the series of tubes was widely disseminated knowledge.
I'll fire the receptionist and ensure that you get a special copy of the memo at a future junction.

so apparently if you've cried "rape" a few times and gotten in trouble for it, you're not a credible witness in your own rape cases any more. Color me not surprised.

/not saying the accused raped her. Seems pretty clear he didn't.
/On the other hand if someone did assault her, who'd believe her?

PJ_the_Barbarian- /not saying the accused raped her. Seems pretty clear he didn't.
/On the other hand if someone did assault her, who'd believe her give a shiat?

FTFY

I think what you guys are looking for is a civil suit from the former suspect against the lying whore. I'm not sure of the law there, but I would think he would have a pretty good case for defamation and slander. He should at LEAST get every penny he spent in his own defense back, plus mental anguish. He's gonna need the money since I'm sure his ex-wife's gonna get quite a bit of his for years to come.

As a women this kind of shiat makes me so mad. I wish I could find the biatch who did this and give her a beating. This makes every women who has been and will be raped look like a liar.

Please men don't judge every women by this lying stupid biatch.

JKDGreg: I say burn the biatch .... all women who cry rape when it didn't actually happen should sent to jail for life.

It's that kind of women that will bring you to Vegas, get u drunk, marry you, tell you she is taking the pill when she is not, get pregnant, bash her own head against the wall, call the cops and tell 'em you are beating her with physical proof of cuts to her forehead due to 'head bashing against the wall'. You will then be labeled a violent person, her free lawyer appointed to women victim of conjugal violence will argue that the kid isn't safe with you because of your aggressive behavior and she will get full custody of the child.

She will then go on wealth fare, no job, so you will go deadbeat paying super expensive child support.

Also, because of the 'beating against the wall you gave her' she is gonna place a restraining order on your ass, so you won't be able to come back into your house, she won't sign the divorce papers claiming religion and shiat, you'll be force to take an apartment, while paying for the house she lives in, while paying for child support.

When she needs more child support, she'll get pregnant again from any random guy. The next day she'll go knock on your apartment door, claim rape and breach of restraining order, get you to pay for the second not even yours child. Don't worry, she won't be lacking free woman victim state appointed lawyer then nor any judge sympathy.

Some women can be farking evil, so evil that to them this is all normal. And they won't understand why you hate them. They'll never tell your kid the truth; on base that you're a wife beater, your offspring will never speak to you. Your friends and other familly will let you down, you'll be left with nothing but suicide,

Sounds like Borderline Personality Disorder. NEVER date a woman who has been diagnosed with that. EVER. The bad comes eventually, and when it does...THIS shiat happens.

ErikShocker: Sounds like Borderline Personality Disorder. NEVER date a woman who has been diagnosed with that. EVER. The bad comes eventually, and when it does...THIS shiat happens.

QFT.

Assistant District Attorney Steven Hawkins told The Associated Press on Thursday that the credibility of the alleged victim was in doubt

Strange how previous articles referred to him as Steve - does Steven make his sound smarter?

UseLessHuman

The only problem with filing a civil suit is that getting a judgmen against her means little if you don't have a means of getting money out of her. My suspicion is that she doesn't have a lot of money and he wouldn't probably ever get more back than he would spend to take her to court. It's not like she's OJ with assets to sieze.

Well, most recently, there's room 309, there's this scary Mexican gangster dude poking his finger in my chest. There's his hooligan kids snapping their fingers at me. There's a putrid, rotting corpse of a dead whore stuck in the springs of the bed. There's rooms blazing afire. There's a big fat needle from God knows where, stuck in my leg, infecting me with God knows what. And finally there's me, walking out the door, right farking now. Buenas noches.