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(Media Matters) Amusing Fox News hosts lose their fair and balanced minds over Al Franken's senatorial win. Their tears are delicious   (mediamatters.org) divider line 185
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dynomutt 2009-07-02 10:39:47 PM  
lbi669: A lady boner is all the exciting feeling of a regular boner, but no boner.

/ill equipped


Tumescence?

 
brynaldo 2009-07-02 10:41:45 PM  
Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Here is Wilford's stump speech: "John McCain--the best there is, the best there was, the best there ever will be."

Would like a word with Captain Diabeetus:


Brett Hull is so cool.

 
Fjornir [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 10:43:16 PM  
I wonder how many people joining a boycott of all products advertised on Fox News it would take to get advertisers to pull out enough to get Fox news' attention?

 
AntiNerd 2009-07-02 10:43:28 PM  
Lumi: They haven't been calling Hillary Clinton angry lately though. Dunno why.

I've wondered that as well. Part of it might be that she is busy over at State and below their radar. Another part is that they might think that her career is peaked and can't go any higher, so she is no longer a threat. Of course if you see her start running for president after Obama's 8 years are up then it will be a whole new game. I don't think she will, though.

 
Gordon Bennett 2009-07-02 10:47:55 PM  
Elzar: I noticed Hannity kept saying "In my heart of hearts" - wtf does that even mean?

It means he isn't thinking with his brain of brains.

 
Christian Bale 2009-07-02 10:49:00 PM  
I understand why he took it this far, and I understand why he stopped it today. He did it for the people of Minnesota.


Yeah, Coleman kept this charade up for 8 farking months for the people of Minnesota. Give me a break.

 
brynaldo 2009-07-02 10:50:52 PM  
Christian Bale: I understand why he took it this far, and I understand why he stopped it today. He did it for the people of Minnesota.


Yeah, Coleman kept this charade up for 8 farking months for the people of Minnesota. Give me a break.


ITS called being professional! I thought you might know a thing or two about it

 
tshetter 2009-07-02 10:51:52 PM  
Lumi: propasaurus: I love this whole "Franken is angry, insane and stupid" meme they're trying to create.
Once again, the Rovian tactic of project your own faults onto your enemy.

Have you noticed wing nuts call anyone they don't like "angry"?

Obama's "angry."
Michelle Obama's "angry." Actually, in this link she's "an angry black harridan."
Sotomayor is "angry."
Barney Frank is "angry."
Pelosi is "angry."
Jon Stewart is "angry."
Rahm Emanuel is "angry."

They haven't been calling Hillary Clinton angry lately though. Dunno why.

I don't know how Jon Stewart got in there. I think I was looking for a link for someone else. Looking for "angry" as applied to liberal-leaning people is like finding rainbows at a NASCAR race.


I dont think Joe Scarb said angry enough

 
Alphax 2009-07-02 10:53:03 PM  
Sad faces at Fox "News" generally mean good news for humanity.

 
sinanju 2009-07-02 10:56:18 PM  
lbi669: no boner

Is that your clit? It's like a pinky:

NSFW: http://www.moneyshottheseries.com/tmsts004.html

 
Sabyen91 [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 11:11:03 PM  
Your_Huckleberry: They're probably still smarting over all the shots Franken has leveled at them over the years, especially Hannity. He might be nuts (Okay, he is nuts), but Al Franken savaged him in his books, you really think Hannity is going to let that go? Come on.

And really, if someone like Bill O'Reilly ran for and won office(I know,scary), you think Olbermann would cover it straight?


He was elected by the people of Minnesota. The Foxxies are denying it. They are full of shiat. Your equating these nuts to Olbermann is silly.

 
sgilman 2009-07-02 11:32:30 PM  
I live to shiat on republicans. More please.

 
Jacobin 2009-07-02 11:33:06 PM  
If Fox gets angry enough, maybe they'll sue Franken again (like when they accused him of 'stealing' their "fair and balanced" "trademark" which he used on the cover of one of his books) and were literally laughed out of court in a summary proceeding by the judge.

A repeat of this kind of thing would be very entertaining.

 
3_Butt_Cheeks 2009-07-02 11:37:10 PM  
Yea, will this is fair game. Bush stole two elections rigging diebold machines, so fair is fair.

 
Girl From The North Country [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 11:37:29 PM  
I'm not sure how this could make me happier. Maybe if O'Reilly got chlamydia from a loofa, that would make it better. But that's all that comes to mind.

 
Sabyen91 [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 11:39:44 PM  
3_Butt_Cheeks: Yea, will this is fair game. Bush stole two elections rigging diebold machines, so fair is fair.

Oh, nice bait, 3 Butt Cheeks.

 
RemyDuron 2009-07-02 11:41:31 PM  
Fjornir: I wonder how many people joining a boycott of all products advertised on Fox News it would take to get advertisers to pull out enough to get Fox news' attention?

A lot. All it takes is a few hundred pissed off moral, Christian folk to get an advertiser interested, but there has to be a shiat ton of liberals pissed to make anyone care.

Probably because of the protest happy folks sticking around from the sixties. Eventually the religious right will cry wolf and complain about too much innocuous shiat and be ignored too, but that time has, unfortunately, not yet come.

 
RemyDuron 2009-07-02 11:42:07 PM  
3_Butt_Cheeks: Yea, will this is fair game. Bush stole two elections rigging diebold machines, so fair is fair.

You really need an alt to do that, man.

 
Sabyen91 [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 11:43:42 PM  
RemyDuron: 3_Butt_Cheeks: Yea, will this is fair game. Bush stole two elections rigging diebold machines, so fair is fair.

You really need an alt to do that, man.


Yeah, he is a bit too well known to pull that one off.

 
3_Butt_Cheeks 2009-07-02 11:45:04 PM  
RemyDuron: 3_Butt_Cheeks: Yea, will this is fair game. Bush stole two elections rigging diebold machines, so fair is fair.

You really need an alt to do that, man.


Sarcasm meters should be able to figure it out by now....

 
thomas666 2009-07-02 11:47:58 PM  
Obama/Biden in 2012...!

 
jso2897 2009-07-02 11:53:16 PM  
brynaldo: Christian Bale: I understand why he took it this far, and I understand why he stopped it today. He did it for the people of Minnesota.


Yeah, Coleman kept this charade up for 8 farking months for the people of Minnesota. Give me a break.

ITS called being professional! I thought you might know a thing or two about it


i18.photobucket.com
Professional. Yeah, that's the ticket.

 
ghare 2009-07-02 11:54:51 PM  
Sabyen91: 3_Butt_Cheeks: Yea, will this is fair game. Bush stole two elections rigging diebold machines, so fair is fair.

Oh, nice bait, 3 Butt Cheeks.


Don't feed the troll.

 
Sabyen91 [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 11:54:56 PM  
3_Butt_Cheeks: RemyDuron: 3_Butt_Cheeks: Yea, will this is fair game. Bush stole two elections rigging diebold machines, so fair is fair.

You really need an alt to do that, man.

Sarcasm meters should be able to figure it out by now....


Well, Franken won the state mandated recount. Bush won because the SCOTUS stopped a state mandated recount. There is a difference.

 
DemonEater 2009-07-02 11:55:57 PM  
What upsets me most about all this is:
Coleman has deprived me of 6 months of Franken verbally biatch-slapping idiotic senators on C-Span.

I really was hoping for some entertainment, and the guy has been kept out of office for an eighth of his damn term.

 
Sabyen91 [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 11:58:53 PM  
ghare: Sabyen91: 3_Butt_Cheeks: Yea, will this is fair game. Bush stole two elections rigging diebold machines, so fair is fair.

Oh, nice bait, 3 Butt Cheeks.

Don't feed the troll.


I know, I know...

 
OriginallyDC 2009-07-03 12:02:28 AM  
img17.imageshack.us

 
pup.socket 2009-07-03 12:15:03 AM  
Elzar: heart of hearts

It is from Hamlet, means "my heart's core" (also used in the same place) and the second heart ain't plural. But some people don't read that much, and have it wrong.

 
brap [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 12:17:06 AM  
Poppa brap, who is the grumpiest man alive had a good Al Franken-related quote (at least I thought so) last weekend.

"I paid into the whole Al Franken campaign thingamabob because I hate that Minnesota has even thought about being anything right of socialist. But those biatches keep calling me up for more!

And I'm like mother-farker, YOU'VE got the fricking purse-strings now. YOU're supposed to be throwing a brother some love, not begging him for another tip! You want me to hold your dick while you pee you're barking up the wrong tree."

 
DaSwankOne 2009-07-03 12:17:20 AM  
I have some great emails that I received from Glenn Beck's best friend Pat Gray. He announced this week that he was leaving his Houston radio show and moving to Fox News. I hope that he makes a name for himself so I can post them on the internet. The dude is a full on whacko.

 
Sabyen91 [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 12:18:42 AM  
brap: Poppa brap, who is the grumpiest man alive had a good Al Franken-related quote (at least I thought so) last weekend.

"I paid into the whole Al Franken campaign thingamabob because I hate that Minnesota has even thought about being anything right of socialist. But those biatches keep calling me up for more!

And I'm like mother-farker, YOU'VE got the fricking purse-strings now. YOU're supposed to be throwing a brother some love, not begging him for another tip! You want me to hold your dick while you pee you're barking up the wrong tree."


Wow, you used mother-farker correctly.

 
MiddleyMcCentrist 2009-07-03 12:22:35 AM  
skipsargent: WTF is a lady boner???

Came for the lady boner; leaving satis-

-wait what's a lady boner?

 
ArgusRun 2009-07-03 12:22:53 AM  
When a woman becomes aroused, the labia minora and clitoris become engorged and swollen, creating what is known, at least in my panties, as a "lady boner."

/And yes. The pathetic death-spasms of these "reporters" is giving me a lady boner
//Seriously... It's like a slip-n-slide down there.

 
Aidan [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 12:27:40 AM  
Gordon Bennett: Elzar: I noticed Hannity kept saying "In my heart of hearts" - wtf does that even mean?

It means he isn't thinking with his brain of brains.


Oh BRAVO.

 
thomas666 2009-07-03 12:28:48 AM  
dammit I meant Obama/Franken 2012...

 
unyon [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 12:30:40 AM  
Your Faith is Creepy: holiday_inn_in_cambodia: GIS for "Lady Boner"

Oh great. Now that image will be in my mind whenever I hear, speak, or even think the words "Lady Boner". Thanks. A LOT.


Let me fix that for ya:

www.awkwardboners.com

That should wash that other image away.

 
Sabyen91 [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 12:31:06 AM  
MiddleyMcCentrist: skipsargent: WTF is a lady boner???

Came for the lady boner; leaving satis-

-wait what's a lady boner?


You have never seen one? Lucky bastard.

 
Egalitarian [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-03 12:41:00 AM  
I thought a lady-boner would be like the opposite of a desert in ones underpants. You know, more of a wetlands.

 
Harry_Seldon 2009-07-03 12:42:46 AM  
Regardless of your ideological position, it is difficult to criticize his intellectual "gravitas," grasp of policy, and his ability to communicate. Minnesotans will be well served, and frankly, it is their right to vote the man to office.

What I find horrifying is the meanness of the modern Republican movement.

 
Sabyen91 [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 12:44:24 AM  
Egalitarian: I thought a lady-boner would be like the opposite of a desert in ones underpants. You know, more of a wetlands.

I was thinking an abnormal clitoris. It is horrifying.

 
RemyDuron 2009-07-03 12:45:54 AM  
3_Butt_Cheeks: RemyDuron: 3_Butt_Cheeks: Yea, will this is fair game. Bush stole two elections rigging diebold machines, so fair is fair.

You really need an alt to do that, man.

Sarcasm meters should be able to figure it out by now....


Ah, I thought you were trying to pull some left wing trolling. Honestly, we need some. I feel bad for conservatives having almost all the crazy trolls on their side. All we liberals have is RAR. There are a few others, but they come and go.

 
yogaFLAME [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 01:00:59 AM  
Somewhat apropos, but I barely need any reason to post the image..

i63.photobucket.com

 
TheGreatZarquon 2009-07-03 01:04:06 AM  
Eddie Adams from Torrance: Also, apropos of nothing, here's Al Franken verbally slapping Ann Coulter.

I'd like to interrupt this thread to say BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I knew there was more than three reasons I have you on my favorites list.

 
rahpower 2009-07-03 01:07:20 AM  
Your Faith is Creepy: The history between Franken and Fox goes well beyond Franken calling out a few individuals by name. Here's a delightful little trip down memory lane:

Fox News Drops Franken Lawsuit

[Judge Denny Chin] said Fox's case was "wholly without merit," and the trademark "Fair and Balanced," registered by Fox in 1998, was weak. He also said the network was "trying to undermine the First Amendment."


I didn't know that Judge Chin was presiding over that case. He just biatchslapped Madoff as well.

 
Sabyen91 [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 01:08:06 AM  
rahpower: Your Faith is Creepy: The history between Franken and Fox goes well beyond Franken calling out a few individuals by name. Here's a delightful little trip down memory lane:

Fox News Drops Franken Lawsuit

[Judge Denny Chin] said Fox's case was "wholly without merit," and the trademark "Fair and Balanced," registered by Fox in 1998, was weak. He also said the network was "trying to undermine the First Amendment."

I didn't know that Judge Chin was presiding over that case. He just biatchslapped Madoff as well.


Hmm, next SCOTUS?

 
Denial_of_Death 2009-07-03 01:18:56 AM  
Bloody William: Norm Coleman magnanimously decided to step aside and not push for his rightful place for the good of the state (and the bullshiat of the last 8 months either didn't happen or were just and not petty).

I liked hearing his foot-stomping tantrum described as a "valiant effort" myself.

/"we revise - you re-remember"

 
brap [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 01:25:37 AM  
Sabyen91: Wow, you used mother-farker correctly.

I was quoting my father. So, if on the off chance you figured you were working the door at Club Burnage...

um yeah.

 
Sabyen91 [TotalFark] 2009-07-03 01:35:03 AM  
brap: Sabyen91: Wow, you used mother-farker correctly.

I was quoting my father. So, if on the off chance you figured you were working the door at Club Burnage...

um yeah.


Oh, I thought you were calling your father a motherfarker. That would generally be correct.

 
GitOffaMyLawn 2009-07-03 01:41:34 AM  
dynomutt: lbi669: A lady boner is all the exciting feeling of a regular boner, but no boner.

/ill equipped

Tumescence?


Man in the canoe, standing?

/ nothing, i has it

 
Befuddled 2009-07-03 01:44:50 AM  
Eddie Adams from Torrance: Also, apropos of nothing, here's Al Franken verbally slapping Ann Coulter.

Franken took a chance in doing that as it is never a good idea to debate an unabashed professional liar like Coulter. You'll never win and a person who lies about everything will always have 'facts' to support their argument. You'll be limited in refuting everything a liar says since you'll care about the truth and not have instant access to facts and quotes.

 
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