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(Celebslam) Fail Gwenyth Paltrow to the US: You suck   (celebslam.celebuzz.com) divider line 159
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gopher321 [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 02:39:46 PM  
So she likes the pace of life and the history of another country? SFW?

 
chemical_angel [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 02:42:16 PM  
Ever been to Spain, subbs? She's right.
Also:
which is why the U.S. is the world's only remaining superpower! USA! USA! USA!

The author is a hopeless retard.

 
oldfarthenry [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 02:43:14 PM  
That caused butthurt? Man, you Yanks have tiny, soft balls!

 
JerseyTim [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 02:43:44 PM  
Yeah, give us hell, Gwen!

 
I Said [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 02:44:46 PM  
FTA: "It is so different from the United States. It seemed to have a history, and the buildings are years and years and years old. Here in the United States an old building is about 17 (years old), and over there it's from 500 B.C., it's incredible," she tells the Associated Press.

ok.
a) I don't think she understands history at all. American, Spanish, or world for that matter.
b) Hollywood, the place/industry which she is a part of, is a large cause for America's attitude that "new is always better"

 
Nabb1 [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 02:45:59 PM  
Oh, for crying out loud, what she said about buildings in the US versus Europe is demonstrably true, and one of the things I actually enjoy about traveling there. The second part was mainly about New York City, and I happen to agree with her on that, too.

 
I Said [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 02:50:45 PM  
Nabb1: Oh, for crying out loud, what she said about buildings in the US versus Europe is demonstrably true, and one of the things I actually enjoy about traveling there. The second part was mainly about New York City, and I happen to agree with her on that, too.

you traitor!

 
elvisaintdead [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 02:53:09 PM  
Well, I've never been to Spain, but I kinda like the music.

 
Lando Lincoln [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 02:55:16 PM  
U.S. to Paltrow: Yes, we know.

 
kronicfeld [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 02:55:29 PM  
That f*cking harpy b*tch. She can say what she wants about New York City, but I will be damned if she will condemn my Blackberry.

 
Sid_6.7 [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 02:57:29 PM  
kronicfeld: I will be damned if she will condemn my Blackberry.

Are you being sarcastic? RIM is Canadian.

 
BobtheFascist 2009-07-02 03:03:01 PM  
She thinks buildings in the US are only 17? I guess she doesn't get out of LA much.

 
gorgor 2009-07-02 03:04:24 PM  
Who?

 
kronicfeld [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 03:04:42 PM  
Sid_6.7: kronicfeld: I will be damned if she will condemn my Blackberry.

Are you being sarcastic? RIM is Canadian.


Spread your lies somewhere else. RIM is as American as Phil Hartman.

 
Oekss [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-02 03:06:47 PM  
Yea, America doesn't have any history to appreciate at all. Nope. None of that shiat here!

 
Playerslight 2009-07-02 03:08:35 PM  
Sid_6.7: Are you being sarcastic? RIM is Canadian.

It's true. When I was in Waterloo everyone was looking for a RIM job.

 
oldfarthenry [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 03:09:09 PM  
Oekss: Yea, America doesn't have any history to appreciate at all. Nope. None of that shiat here!
i149.photobucket.com
Here's my favourite bit of US history.

 
sigdiamond2000 [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 03:09:16 PM  
The Hollyweird liberal left wing leftist liberals are at it again.

My outrage cannot be contained by the internet.

 
House of Tards [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 03:11:43 PM  
Mr. Fantastic just read that article and even he thinks that's a pretty incredible reach.

 
skinnycatullus [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 03:13:06 PM  
BobtheFascist: She thinks buildings in the US are only 17? I guess she doesn't get out of LA much.

Or, ya know, it's hyperbole.

 
albo [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 03:14:41 PM  
she's a decent actress in the right role and very pretty. but she's got that hollywood-child-of-privilege sheltered view. she lives in a soft, expensive bubble. just shut up and entertain us, blondie

 
Sid_6.7 [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 03:16:14 PM  
oldfarthenry: Here's my favourite bit of US history.

i140.photobucket.com

This is mine.

 
I Said [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 03:19:45 PM  
oldfarthenry: Oekss: Yea, America doesn't have any history to appreciate at all. Nope. None of that shiat here!

Here's my favourite bit of US history.


Canada: Where our only claim to fame is actors who go to the US to make it big and the fact that we cheat at scrabble.

 
Playerslight 2009-07-02 03:25:32 PM  
I Said: Canada: Where our only claim to fame is actors who go to the US to make it big and the fact that we cheat at scrabble.

It's only one extra point. You guys are such babies.

 
I Said [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 03:27:45 PM  
Playerslight: I Said: Canada: Where our only claim to fame is actors who go to the US to make it big and the fact that we cheat at scrabble.

It's only one extra point. You guys are such babies.


THISISN'TNAMTHEREARERULES!

/MARK IT ZERO!

 
FireBreathingLiberal [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 03:32:18 PM  
She really looks like she cares what you think.

onlinetalent.com

 
loonatic112358 [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-02 03:32:31 PM  
Nabb1: Oh, for crying out loud, what she said about buildings in the US versus Europe is demonstrably true, and one of the things I actually enjoy about traveling there. The second part was mainly about New York City, and I happen to agree with her on that, too.

maybe she should visit places in the states other then new york and L.A.

maybe go visit places with buildings that date back from the colonial days

I suggest sge go wander the streets of New Orleans, alone and after dark

 
Playerslight 2009-07-02 03:35:10 PM  
I Said: /MARK IT ZERO!

Bullshait. Mark it 8. Dude.

 
kronicfeld [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 03:39:59 PM  
loonatic112358: maybe go visit places with buildings that date back from the colonial days

Rome still has Jamestown beat by a couple millennia.

 
Nabb1 [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 03:46:06 PM  
loonatic112358: I suggest sge go wander the streets of New Orleans, alone and after dark

Oh, pish posh, I do it all the time.

And by "all the time" I mean "rarely."

I also have a concealed carry permit.

 
kronicfeld [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 03:58:58 PM  
Nabb1: I also have a concealed carry permit.

Unless you're concealing a few green berets, it's probably not enough.

 
Marcus Aurelius [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 04:21:04 PM  
Spain is awesome. You have to go there to believe it. Incredible food. Incredible architecture. Moroccan hashish the size of a loaf of rye bread. The restaurants put a bottle of grappa on the table after a meal, gratis. Real grappa. The Serrano ham is to die for. The beaches are loaded with drop dead gorgeous women walking around topless or completely naked.

I recommend starting just north of Barcelona and then work your way south.

 
thegod082 2009-07-02 04:29:42 PM  
Off with her head!

 
SilentStrider [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 04:31:05 PM  
Headline: Paltrow says US sucks!
Article: Paltrow: "I like living in Spain, its much more relaxed."

that's some fine strawman building there Lou.

 
coco ebert [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 05:02:40 PM  
Marcus Aurelius: Spain is awesome. You have to go there to believe it. Incredible food. Incredible architecture. Moroccan hashish the size of a loaf of rye bread. The restaurants put a bottle of grappa on the table after a meal, gratis. Real grappa. The Serrano ham is to die for. The beaches are loaded with drop dead gorgeous women walking around topless or completely naked.

I recommend starting just north of Barcelona and then work your way south.


This. Andalucia in particular has everything I want in a place to live.

Still, she needs to STFU. I doubt Spain needs her p.r.

 
The Stealth Hippopotamus [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 05:25:52 PM  
FireBreathingLiberal: She really looks like she cares what you think.

She doesn't look that good anymore. Saw her last night on the Late Show. And yes I would, I would hit it so hard the neighbors would need a cig.

/still hot enough to light a cigar off of.

 
It Smee [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-02 05:45:32 PM  
Marcus Aurelius: Spain is awesome. You have to go there to believe it. Incredible food. Incredible architecture. Moroccan hashish the size of a loaf of rye bread. The restaurants put a bottle of grappa on the table after a meal, gratis. Real grappa. The Serrano ham is to die for. The beaches are loaded with drop dead gorgeous women walking around topless or completely naked.

I recommend starting just north of Barcelona and then work your way south.


You sir, just sold me on Spain.

 
CitizenTed [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 06:43:21 PM  
I traveled around Europe. Here's my take:
Pro's:
- Better educated, healthier, attractive populace
- More thoughtful civic design
- More developed sense of community
- More thoughtful resource management
- Significantly better (fantastic) public transit systems
- Less emphasis on commercialism
- Less polarized politics

Con's:
- Won't allow me to emigrate legally unless I marry a local

There you have it.

/Me? Bitter about living in a WalMart cargo shorts whaargarbl paradise? No.

 
Trik 2009-07-02 06:57:54 PM  
she lives in an environment composed entirely of her own farts

 
Hetfield 2009-07-02 06:58:32 PM  
I see we're all in agreement here, subby is an idiot.

 
mooseyfate 2009-07-02 07:00:05 PM  
What subby says Gwenyth said: You suck, USA!

What Gwenyth said: Spain is so cool!

/Fark just loves to take Gwenyth way too seriously.
//Then again, Gwenyth loves to take Gwenyth too seriously.
///I've now typed Gwenyth so many times, it's lost all meaning...

 
NittLion78 2009-07-02 07:01:19 PM  
Boy, that was terribly offensive. Frankly, I'm hurt.

 
mialynneb [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-02 07:03:37 PM  
I didn't want to freaking leave Palma de Mallorca. People brought you beer on the beach and time just seemed to go so slow. I can understand why she likes it - same with Italy - everywhere you look is like looking in a history book.

Article is freaking stupid. ZOMG FOREIGN COUNTRIES SUCK! USA!!

 
WhileAmericaBurns 2009-07-02 07:04:26 PM  
Who the fark is Gwenyth Paltrow?

 
MrSteve007 2009-07-02 07:04:29 PM  
Compared to Spain - the US does suck.

 
Arxane 2009-07-02 07:05:13 PM  
FTA: "It is so different from the United States. It seemed to have a history, and the buildings are years and years and years old. Here in the United States an old building is about 17 (years old), and over there it's from 500 B.C., it's incredible," she tells the Associated Press.

That's bullcrap, Gwenyth. Just recently in Miami they redecorated a building to how it looked over FIFTY YEARS AGO!

/No, surely not, no!
//No one was alive then!

 
Your_Huckleberry [TotalFark] 2009-07-02 07:05:44 PM  
kronicfeld: Nabb1: I also have a concealed carry permit.

Unless you're concealing a few green berets, it's probably not enough.


I thought it was all fixed there....


FireBreathingLiberal: She really looks like she cares what you think.

Well, should we care what she thinks?

For me, it's more of a "Whatever" thing. If I had her money, I might live somewhere besides the US, too. At least move out of California.

 
FarkinHostile 2009-07-02 07:06:36 PM  
Here in the United States an old building is about 17 (years old), and over there it's from 500 B.C., it's incredible," she tells the Associated Press.


Um, my house was built in 1850. The building I am in right now was built the same year. I lived in another in East Greenwich that was from the late 1700's. No one is living in or has free access to any building over there that was built in 500 BC.

Finally, she looks terrible in those pictures. Like a old lady.

 
WhileAmericaBurns 2009-07-02 07:07:02 PM  
So the knock against us is we're only 200 years old? Stupid us, why couldn't we have been established a thousand years earlier?!

 
FMLYHM 2009-07-02 07:07:32 PM  
Oh, Gwenyth Paltrow said something? Who gives a fark?

 
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