vernonFL: Obama has been President for 6 months.

Before he became President, conservatives mocked him as having no experience.

After all, he was just a community organizer. Thats not a real job!

Now, of course, he is responsible (along with Nancy Pelosi and Barney Frank) for making America a Muslim socialist country, inviting terrorism, and killing Michael Jackson.

He is an over achiever after all...

netweavr: I actually got angry emails from people who just didn't get it.

Most people got it. You were just really farking annoying. Nothing to be proud of.

hubiestubert:
Rush loves to talk tough, but it's about as deep as PETA...

By jove, I think you've got it. Rush is PETA for the Neo-Con set. Someone should make a banner or a motivational poster with this.

chestermania: Subby is Al Franken? Should have listened to the quote. Coup was not encouraged, just wished by many. Subby gets his own FAIL tag.

Ah, semantics and weasle wording, the last bastion of the right.

Some people say you suck donkey balls, chestermania...

It would be a shame if the whackadoodles tried something as stupid as a coup or revolution. I would have to shoot a lot of otherwise nice people that live around me. Eventually you have the cull the stupid out of society.

just a few weeks ago he was all about how the stimulus spending was not going to start until right before the midterm elections, you know so the Dems could buy their way into office. Now he is all about how the stimulus isn't working. before that he was saying how the illegals should vote for conservatives because "George Bush and John Mccain practically wrote the defeated immigration bill last year", except when the bill came up to vote he said it was hand written by Pelosi and Kennedy.

You know what? I don't care. Really. I don't care what Limbaugh, Hannity, O'Reilly, or Coulter have to say. No one who believes them is going to be convinced they are wrong by rational argument and facts, and no one rational believes them.

So let him yell and scream and rant, and people will listen to him, and that's too bad, but publicizing it in this manner is not going to do anything to make people stop believing him.

Sure, if someone is spreading deliberate misinformation in what appear to be trustworthy news sources, report on that and correct it, but no one needs to be informed everytime Rush says something retarded or offensive. MediaMatters and Crooks and Liars occasionally play an important role, but with articles like this all they are doing is feeding liberals' egos and conservatives' persecution complex.

No one tunes into Rush Limbaugh expecting anything else but the most right wing slant on everything. Either they believe that and you aren't going to convince them its wrong with facts on a web page, or they know it's slanted and don't need to be told.

Rush's paranoid fantasies have launched a successful coup against his sanity.

I_Approve_Of_This_Message: Encouraging unstable people to travel to Florida and attempt to blow Limbaugh's brains out?

nekom: If a recent Vanity Fair article is to be believed, the average age of Limbaugh's audience is 67. I don't think you have anything to worry about there.

I used to be with it, but then they changed what "it" was. Now, what I'm with isn't it, and what's "it" seems weird and scary to me.

RemyDuron: I don't care what Limbaugh, Hannity, O'Reilly, or Coulter have to say.

I'm convinced that Ann Coulter is an act. She is Andy Kauffman in drag.

Rush believes maybe half of what he says, he's a polemicist and makes a fortune at it.

Hannity, I think he really believes it.

Hannity is no Andy Kauffman, he's too stupid. He isn't joking.

One of the problems with trying to track the flood of wingnuttery emitted daily by Rush Limbaugh is that there's so much of it, and it's so ceaseless, that one becomes overwhelmed trying to keep up with it.


SO STOP KEEPING TRACK OF IT
STOP REPORTING IT
STOP TALKING ABOUT IT

/then again some folks'll

Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: I tried to follow the author's line of reasoning, and I couldn't see it. I mean, it is incredible douchebaggery to say that many of us hope for a coup that removes Obama, but I don't see the military connection.

I think this guy is applying too much coherence to Limbaugh. The guy just looks for any chance and takes a shot.


This

Liberals just don't like his opinions so they nitpick lines and hope they can get some justification for censorship.

Standard leftist hyperbole...

An a.m. radio talk show host disagrees with the politics of our beloved president and legislative branch! He must be stopped! Any counter opinion to the desires of the politicians in power is hate speech and dangerous! His listeners are dangerous to the common good as well! We should find some way to identify them! Make them wear some kind of mark or patch so we can know who these enemies of the state are! Take there means so it can't be used against us! Sieg Heil!

MilesTeg: An a.m. radio talk show host disagrees with the politics of our beloved president and legislative branch! He must be stopped! Any counter opinion to the desires of the politicians in power is hate speech and dangerous! His listeners are dangerous to the common good as well! We should find some way to identify them! Make them wear some kind of mark or patch so we can know who these enemies of the state are! Take there means so it can't be used against us! Sieg Heil!

Do me a favor and NEVER quote me as the precursor to a paragraph like this again. I'd prefer not to be associated with it. Thanks.

Limbaugh: So we've got hell breaking loose in Honduras. You know what we learned about Honduras? We learned the Obama administration tried to stop the coup. Now what was -- the coup was what many of you wish would happen here, without the military.

The next day, describing Obama talking to troops about the withdrawal from Iraq, he described the president thus:

"This is a guy who sought their defeat."

And then yesterday, he expanded on these thoughts even further:

This is Barack Obama, who led from the United States Senate his party into doing everything he could to ensure the defeat of the U.S. military. ... This party was doing everything it could to impugn and dishonor the military.

All true...what's the problem? Is Limbaugh supposed to say Obama was a big supporter of the troops while he was in the Senate? He'd be lying if he did that. Are we supposed to pretend that Obama is no longer a traitor because he's POTUS now, even though everything he has done as POTUS is designed to destroy the United States?

MilesTeg Liberals just don't like his opinions hate-mongering.

We're liberal like that.
Wouldn't want anybody hating you either, Miles.

vernonFL: RemyDuron: I don't care what Limbaugh, Hannity, O'Reilly, or Coulter have to say.

I'm convinced that Ann Coulter is an act. She is Andy Kauffman in drag.

Rush believes maybe half of what he says, he's a polemicist and makes a fortune at it.

Hannity, I think he really believes it.

Hannity is no Andy Kauffman, he's too stupid. He isn't joking.

And they're all huge cocks, because regardless of whether THEY believe it, their viewers and listeners do.

thomps: eep in that Limbaugh is the only pundit still broadcast daily on Armed Services Radio, so our men and women in uniform are getting fed this garbage on a daily basis.

holy shiat, really? we give this assbag a direct line to our active servicemen?

I'm a serviceman and I like to listen to Rush. What's wrong with that?

Noam Chimpsky: Are we supposed to pretend that Obama is no longer a traitor because he's POTUS now, even though everything he has done as POTUS is designed to destroy the United States?

if you're gonna be politically emo, you should at least make the effort and do it in poem form.

MilesTeg: Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: I tried to follow the author's line of reasoning, and I couldn't see it. I mean, it is incredible douchebaggery to say that many of us hope for a coup that removes Obama, but I don't see the military connection.

I think this guy is applying too much coherence to Limbaugh. The guy just looks for any chance and takes a shot.


This

Liberals just don't like his opinions so they nitpick lines and hope they can get some justification for censorship.

Standard leftist hyperbole...

An a.m. radio talk show host disagrees with the politics of our beloved president and legislative branch! He must be stopped! Any counter opinion to the desires of the politicians in power is hate speech and dangerous! His listeners are dangerous to the common good as well! We should find some way to identify them! Make them wear some kind of mark or patch so we can know who these enemies of the state are! Take there means so it can't be used against us! Sieg Heil!

In the entire history of the world the stupid have never been singled out for persecution, it is simply not necessary for any government to do anything special to control you.
You just need a pat on the head and a straw man to play with.

Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: milk_plus: Alaska, TexasConnecticut, and now the de facto head of the GOP have shown us the traitorous face of the Republican party. Love it or leave it folks.

Had to. We don't claim him.

I'm not sure milk_plus was referring to Dubya. I assumed he meant Rick Perry and all his talk of secession.

vernonFL: RemyDuron: I don't care what Limbaugh, Hannity, O'Reilly, or Coulter have to say.

I'm convinced that Ann Coulter is an act. She is Andy Kauffman in drag.

Rush believes maybe half of what he says, he's a polemicist and makes a fortune at it.

Hannity, I think he really believes it.

Hannity is no Andy Kauffman, he's too stupid. He isn't joking.

I think you're right about Limbaugh, but I think Coulter is in the same boat. The is probably actually super-conservative, bust most of her crazy statements are just her controversy-whoring. Hannity though. . . I think he both believes it and sees it as a path to career advancement. He's a career suckup who will believe whatever his superiors want him to believe.

Glenn Beck is the best bet for a Kaufmann, IMO. He's either completely insane or completely brilliant. Kaufmann didn't seem like he was faking Tony Clifton either, in fact there is some belief that he actually was kind of crazy (Tony loved oral sex, Andy did not, and it's hard to fake sexual arousal or fake not being aroused). The fact that Beck is the most outrageous and the most seemingly genuine makes him the most likely to be a faker. Although odds are he's just milking it like the rest.

Noam Chimpsky: Are we supposed to pretend that Obama is no longer a traitor because he's POTUS now, even though everything he has done as POTUS is designed to destroy the United States?

You're saying he's ACTIVELY trying to destroy the country he lives in? Really?

vernonFL:
Hannity is no Andy Kauffman, he's too stupid. He isn't joking.

And I'll bet Hannity would lose in a lady wrestling match.

juniperwasting: Keep up the crazy Rush, keep it up right until someone shoots at the Whitehouse, or trys to fly a plane into it. Wait a minute, that was in the 90's, the last time Rush was railing against a Democratic President. MMMM

Yeah, back then he told the military not to salute the president. And some of them were stupid enough not to salute. I hope they enjoyed being the black hole of Leavenworth.

LordJiro: Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: milk_plus: Alaska, TexasConnecticut, and now the de facto head of the GOP have shown us the traitorous face of the Republican party. Love it or leave it folks.

Had to. We don't claim him.

I'm not sure milk_plus was referring to Dubya. I assumed he meant Rick Perry and all his talk of secession.

Ah. Well in that case, it's neither Texas nor Connecticut. Perry was spontaneously generated on the floor of a barber shop.

Noam Chimpsky: Limbaugh: So we've got hell breaking loose in Honduras. You know what we learned about Honduras? We learned the Obama administration tried to stop the coup. Now what was -- the coup was what many of you wish would happen here, without the military.

The next day, describing Obama talking to troops about the withdrawal from Iraq, he described the president thus:

"This is a guy who sought their defeat."

And then yesterday, he expanded on these thoughts even further:

This is Barack Obama, who led from the United States Senate his party into doing everything he could to ensure the defeat of the U.S. military. ... This party was doing everything it could to impugn and dishonor the military.

All true...what's the problem? Is Limbaugh supposed to say Obama was a big supporter of the troops while he was in the Senate? He'd be lying if he did that. Are we supposed to pretend that Obama is no longer a traitor because he's POTUS now, even though everything he has done as POTUS is designed to destroy the United States?

Hell yes, he's a traitor. We elected him under the assumption he'd have dissolved the United States by now. I want to see you suffer, you worm. I don't care if it destroys the nation, I want Obama to take away guns and then free prisoners. I want a socialized economy, no matter how it hurts my profits. I want to see Christianity outlawed.

He hasn't done any of that yet. I want more action. I want banned private insurance, I want cars that get fewer than 35 mpg to be illegal, I want a gun ban on any caliber larger than 22. I want rivers of blood. I want abortion and gay marriage to be legal in all 50 states. Obama hasn't delivered on any of that stuff so far.

I want you and your ilk to suffer through the agonizing death of your country, knowing there's nothing you can do to stop it, and I'll be laughing the whole time, because I like Europe better anyways. I want all TV to be run by the government so that they can show the footage of Israel being wiped off the map by Islamic nuclear weapons 24/7. I want Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter, Sean Hannity and Bill O'Reilly to be publicly executed for speaking against the President.

I want apocalypse and this prez of ours isn't delivering yet. I just hope he can pull it off before 2010. Election season is such a bore.

It seems the troops like Obama. But if the bible thumping rednecks and teabaggers (redundant?) want to give it a shot please, PLEASE, try it.

EL_FABREZ: It seems the troops like Obama


Please...

So much for the "questioning the President is treasonous and anti-American" rhetoric that right-wing pundits were pushing just a few years ago.

My God, he's ordering our phony soldiers to attack the Secret Muslin.

MilesTeg: Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: I tried to follow the author's line of reasoning, and I couldn't see it. I mean, it is incredible douchebaggery to say that many of us hope for a coup that removes Obama, but I don't see the military connection.

I think this guy is applying too much coherence to Limbaugh. The guy just looks for any chance and takes a shot.


This

Liberals just don't like his opinions so they nitpick lines and hope they can get some justification for censorship.

Standard leftist hyperbole...



Meanwhile, conservative fans commit murder.

Oh, I'm sorry. That's not hyperbole. That actually happened, unlike anything you actually said, you disingenuous shiatbag.

Limbaugh can biatch about supporting the troops when he's actually done something for 'em. Since Rush cares only for Rush, that's not likely to happen.

Well, if the military does take over, at least the 3rd Amendment to the Constitution will protect me from having to provide them with quarters in my apartment.

Wait. What?

fifth_of_november: So much for the "questioning the President is treasonous and anti-American" rhetoric that right-wing pundits were pushing just a few years ago.

that type of consistency requires integrity.

/Stolen from another thread

In all seriousness, I was impressed with Limbaugh's defense of Michael Jackson against the media recently. It's the one and only time I've appreciated him.

juniperwasting: eep up the crazy Rush, keep it up right until someone shoots at the Whitehouse, or trys to fly a plane into it. Wait a minute, that was in the 90's, the last time Rush was railing against a Democratic President. MMMM

Exactly. Remember the headline about Fox News having a guest suggesting that an attack against the US would wake America up? You remember how Fark treated that guest as a monster?

Yeah. You are the exact same monster. Happy to have a tragedy happen to justify your pathetic political motives.

What we need to do is go over to the Dominican Republic, and find some boys who will testify that he took a Gannon in the Haggard.

Subby is an assclown. Rush is talking about ME during the Bush years. Rush is talking about impeachment which I wanted then against Bush (and apparently can still be done now against Bush and Cheney).fark Rush, but this link is stupid and David Niewert is a farking hack. He claims he's worried about hate speech, but what he really likes to do is go around monitoring other people's speech.

Thank you, no thank you, Dave.

netweavr: Those curious what we're talking about:
Link (new window)

My favorite post in that thread:

netweavr: How many people try trolling because they've seen someone master the art and completely jack a thread?

Those are the same people who repeat Limbaugh, they've seen him troll radio and basically take-over. They're just repeating his technique.

You guys are the butt of a joke and you still don't realize it.

Oh, the dramatic irony.

/come here, irony basij

bobbette: He has to step it up since Glenn Beck is encouraging Osama to attack America again.

From the same interview:

Glenn Beck: I think we are headed for extraordinarily dangerous times. I think we are I think wee headed wee headed toward civil unrest. God knows what?

Please, America please, keep things under control and look at Martin Luther King and Gandhi as an example.

/James Earl Ray, Nathuram Godse unavailable for comment.

chapman: juniperwasting: eep up the crazy Rush, keep it up right until someone shoots at the Whitehouse, or trys to fly a plane into it. Wait a minute, that was in the 90's, the last time Rush was railing against a Democratic President. MMMM

Exactly. Remember the headline about Fox News having a guest suggesting that an attack against the US would wake America up? You remember how Fark treated that guest as a monster?

Yeah. You are the exact same monster. Happy to have a tragedy happen to justify your pathetic political motives.

Uhhhh.. except for the fact that he was not wishing for that to happen, just stating that it did before. Unlike Scheurer (sp?) who is essentially hoping for a terror attack to prove Obama wrong. Yeah, there is a big difference.

I think Rush has been off his feed lately. He should probably eat a bowl of this delicious ham.

HairBolus: I think Rush has been off his feed lately. He should probably eat a bowl of this delicious ham.

.......WAIT, I GET IT!

There's a very easy way to stop Limbaugh from encouraging a military coup... Just enact a draft for it.

Limbaugh wouldn't be able to get to the front of the line for the 4-F handouts soon enough with his anal pimples on display for all to see.

Speaking of which, it's a weird circle of life for Limbaugh... going from displaying his anal pimples to old doctors in the 1960's to showing them off to young DR's 40 years later...

WFern: pudding

You know, I was on the can surfing my blackberry when I saw that yesterday.

Fortunately I was alone, but I am pretty sure anyone in the adjacent ladies room could hear the echoing of my howling laughter.

Chelsea Clinton Is Carrot Top's Lost Twin: ... Just enact a draft



"I got athsthmaaaa....I can't bweeeve"

gilgigamesh: You know, I was on the can surfing my blackberry when I saw that yesterday.

Fortunately I was alone, but I am pretty sure anyone in the adjacent ladies room could hear the echoing of my howling laughter.

That's okay. The first time I saw it, I literally snorted and shot mucus out of my nose.

EL_FABREZ: It seems the troops like Obama. But if the bible thumping rednecks and teabaggers (redundant?) want to give it a shot please, PLEASE, try it.

Clearly you've never been in the military. And yes, I have.

RemyDuron: I don't care what Limbaugh, Hannity, O'Reilly, or Coulter have to say.

So you're a Beck fan eh?

/snark

MSNBC would have 9 viewers if not for Rush. Without Rush they have 3.

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Oh my - the usual right-wing suspects told me at great length only yesterday that Honduras was, like, so not a coup. Weird, though - I don't see them in here.