this is wrong????

Oh, that Quagmire.

Eeny meeny, chili beany...

You're doing it wro....er, nevermind.

Hmmm...

How David Copperfield stayed with Claudia Schiffer for so long seems a little more clear now.

He would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for those meddling kids

...does... this... work...?

Just keep on rubbing the lamp, and the genie will come out to grant you three wishes.

Two girls, Ace of Cups?

Surely girls on whom such a thing worked were falling for lines let and right.

If they were over 18, that would have been awesome.

Ok it's sleazy and wrong on every level...but every guy in here has just considered getting a fortune teller booth and setting up at out door music festivals to pick up chicks,just gotta check ID.

Unbelievable.

If only I'd known chicks was this stupid.
I might've gotten laid now and then.

What an idiot. Everyone knows the numbers are 6 and 9.

TheNyquilKid: Ok it's sleazy and wrong on every level...but every guy in here has just considered getting a fortune teller booth and setting up at out door music festivals to pick up chicks,just gotta check ID.

Pay no attention to my little friend behind the curtain zipper.

wow. just...wow

/disapproves
//obviously

This is kind of like the deleted sub-plot where Zoltan gives Josh Baskin AIDS.

Girls. Stupid.

/Redundant.

It takes a special kind of gullibility to think about it for months and still DO IT!

how dumb do u have to be to fall for that???

Just sad I didn't come up with that!!

Since stupid girls breed the most/easiest how did we ever evolve intelligence?

/argument against evolution

CowboyNinjaD: This is kind of like the deleted sub-plot where Zoltan gives Josh Baskin AIDS.

Win.

"He told him her clothes has ghosts in them. Then he pulled out his winkie, and told it was a strawberry ice cream cone"

"Giggity giggity giggity giggity, let's have sex!"

NYZooMan: Since stupid girls breed the most/easiest how did we ever evolve intelligence?

/argument against evolution

Well the reason why they're reproducing faster is b/c Society is interfering with Natural selection. The weak are allowed to survie and since it cost less resources to be weak you're going to have more weak members than strong members. Thus the trend you're alluding too.

BlowPopGirl It takes a special kind of gullibility to think about it for months and still DO IT!


THIS.

My god, I was rootin' for her as I read it, then...facepalm.

"I want to get laid."

She said that when she was 13, Ayala read her Tarot cards and said that he saw bad luck in her near future.

Apparently, she misheard him. He didn't say "luck"

He met them at the Alamo.
In the basement.

So, how is Darwinism supposed to work if stuff like this happens?

vertiaset: How does it make you feel to read the posts on threads like these where the guys alternate from absolute porn driven lust for young females to an obvious distrust and near loathing for women as human beings?
[...]

White knight-like typing detected.

I ask, because if I were a woman and reading Fark I think I would soon come to the conclusion that all males were potential stalkers and serial killers.

In some schools of feminist thought, this is axiomatic.

/stubmitter

If this guy was 15 the Hero tag would be glowing red hot.

/ 59 = creep perv
// Going to PMITA prison I hope

vertiaset: This is a kind of threadjack and I apologize in advance.

Okay, ladies, here's a question for all you Farkettes, if you care to answer:

How does it make you feel to read the posts on threads like these where the guys alternate from absolute porn driven lust for young females to an obvious distrust and near loathing for women as human beings?

Now I am asking this question as a mature man and a father. I do not recall feeling that way at all about women or girls when I was in my dating days. I honestly wonder how much of this is related to the ubiquity of pornography in today's digital universe. It really does seem that a generation of young men with their views on sex and sexuality completely skewed by the easy access to the most degrading portrayals of the sexual act. Now don't get me wrong, I do not think that the portrayal of sex is dirty or wrong and I would acknowledge that the use of pornographic material may have a use in a healthy normal sex life but with limits.

I ask, because if I were a woman and reading Fark I think I would soon come to the conclusion that all males were potential stalkers and serial killers. I mean a great many posts on any Fark thread dealing with women and sexuality are just plain creepy.

End threadjack, and I now return you to your misogynistic thread in progress.

Hope you get laid for that one bro, good luck to ya.

"He told me that I needed to do seven [vaginal intercourse] for it to be a complete job," the girl said."

I wonder what [vaginal intercourse] is replacing here.

NYZooMan: Since stupid girls breed the most/easiest how did we ever evolve intelligence?

/argument against evolution

Here's how it works -- Vikings raid villages at dawn looking for hot young women. Then they take these women back to their longships and sail back to wherever Vikings live, and have sex with them, thereby producing statistically more attractive offspring.

The female offspring are hot, and the male offspring kick ass.

Actually, now that I think about it, intelligence is not a part of this process. Which might explain why humanity is so farking stupid.

vertiaset: This is a kind of threadjack and I apologize in advance.

Okay, ladies, here's a question for all you Farkettes, if you care to answer:

How does it make you feel to read the posts on threads like these where the guys alternate from absolute porn driven lust for young females to an obvious distrust and near loathing for women as human beings?

Now I am asking this question as a mature man and a father. I do not recall feeling that way at all about women or girls when I was in my dating days. I honestly wonder how much of this is related to the ubiquity of pornography in today's digital universe. It really does seem that a generation of young men with their views on sex and sexuality completely skewed by the easy access to the most degrading portrayals of the sexual act. Now don't get me wrong, I do not think that the portrayal of sex is dirty or wrong and I would acknowledge that the use of pornographic material may have a use in a healthy normal sex life but with limits.

I ask, because if I were a woman and reading Fark I think I would soon come to the conclusion that all males were potential stalkers and serial killers. I mean a great many posts on any Fark thread dealing with women and sexuality are just plain creepy.

End threadjack, and I now return you to your misogynistic thread in progress.

If I didn't have enough ego to read and survive a fark thread, I don't belong. I enjoy reading different perspectives. Learning the "why" of people is as interesting as their profile.

When I worked for a video game company we had a machine that was a "Gypsy" fortune teller machine. I used to fix the thermal printers in them. I had to test them so I would get other employees to try them out when I was done, Most of them actually believed the random garbage that the machine spit out.

This is the hidden danger of twilight.

You have to PROVE you're commitment to your hopes and dreams... by sucking my cock!

vertiaset: End threadjack, and I now return you to your misogynistic thread in progress.

You sound fat.

vertiaset: I ask, because if I were a woman and reading Fark I think I would soon come to the conclusion that all males were potential stalkers and serial killers. I mean a great many posts on any Fark thread dealing with women and sexuality are just plain creepy.


The women who come to Fark eat this shiat up. They post a sexually suggestive comment and wait for all the basement dwellers to click their profile and look at their cam-whore pictures and tell them how hot they are.

Any well adjusted female would be immediately repulsed by the comments left on Fark, delete their accounts and never come back.

IonBeam2: "He told me that I needed to do seven [vaginal intercourse] for it to be a complete job," the girl said."

I wonder what [vaginal intercourse] is replacing here.


Say, is there a shorter word for "intercourse"??

CowboyNinjaD: vertiaset: I ask, because if I were a woman and reading Fark I think I would soon come to the conclusion that all males were potential stalkers and serial killers. I mean a great many posts on any Fark thread dealing with women and sexuality are just plain creepy.


The women who come to Fark eat this shiat up. They post a sexually suggestive comment and wait for all the basement dwellers to click their profile and look at their cam-whore pictures and tell them how hot they are.

Any well adjusted female would be immediately repulsed by the comments left on Fark, delete their accounts and never come back.

As would blacks and jews, I imagine.

CowboyNinjaD: This is kind of like the deleted sub-plot where Zoltan gives Josh Baskin AIDS.

That's brilliant.

/stole your mama's T-cells

Yep...

When I was young, evil, and had the motivation, I learned how to 'read' Tarot cards (actually it was more like I learned how to put on a good show and tell people stuff that could apply to anyone)

I'd take them to clubs, and just sit, looking bored, laying them out on some table in the corner...

You should've seen the ladies lining up...

(Used it to meet tons of girls, never tried the 'the cards say you must sleep with me or you're doomed' angle)

vertiaset: I ask, because if I were a woman and reading Fark I think I would soon come to the conclusion that all males were potential stalkers and serial killers. I mean a great many posts on any Fark thread dealing with women and sexuality are just plain creepy.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

If only he could have been a little more patient, then he would be a hero. For example, he sows the (mental) seeds in these young naive girls by convincing them of their bad luck in the future, and the need for them to remain virgins. As they come back for later visits, he keeps it going, adding a little more gloom each time. Then when they are close to legal age, he convinces them that a full variety of sexual acts must be performed in order to release the evil spirits, and that it could take days to complete the "ritual". He informs them the "ritual" must take place on their 18th birthday, because this is the chosen day, and they are finally mature enough to take on this great responsibility to rid the family of evil. Then after the few days of hot dirty sex...I mean "ritual". The young hot 18 y/o can finally live without this burden and enjoy life again.
Then he can finally say the sex was so dirty, that vomit was used as a lubricant.

Pmoon: CowboyNinjaD: vertiaset: I ask, because if I were a woman and reading Fark I think I would soon come to the conclusion that all males were potential stalkers and serial killers. I mean a great many posts on any Fark thread dealing with women and sexuality are just plain creepy.


The women who come to Fark eat this shiat up. They post a sexually suggestive comment and wait for all the basement dwellers to click their profile and look at their cam-whore pictures and tell them how hot they are.

Any well adjusted female would be immediately repulsed by the comments left on Fark, delete their accounts and never come back.

As would blacks and jews, I imagine.

We still let them in?

IonBeam2: "He told me that I needed to do seven [vaginal intercourse] for it to be a complete job," the girl said."

I wonder what [vaginal intercourse] is replacing here.

It's not replacing anything. It's explaining what the guy meant by "seven."

If you were making a joke ignore me

vertiaset:
End threadjack, and I now return you to your misogynistic thread in progress.

Is this what you wanted:

Female Farker: Oh, you are so comfortable with your manhood and so wonderful and enlightened I want to have sex with you right here in this thread, you big hunk of manly sweater vest wearing loveliness.

ilikeracecars: If they were over 18, that would have been awesome.

It is.

Went to the fortune teller
To have my fortune read
I didn't what to tell her
I had a dizzy feeling in my head

Said she'd take a look at my palm
Said "Son do you feel kind of warm?"
And she looked into her crystal ball
Said "You're in love."

vertiaset: How does it make you feel to read the posts on threads like these where the guys alternate from absolute porn driven lust for young females to an obvious distrust and near loathing for women as human beings?
...
I honestly wonder how much of this is related to the ubiquity of pornography in today's digital universe. It really does seem that a generation of young men with their views on sex and sexuality completely skewed by the easy access to the most degrading portrayals of the sexual act.

Clearly you aren't wondering, you're already convinced.

I could provide a long-winded response for why this just simply isn't true, but it would be a wasted effort because there are only two possibilities here:
- You already know why this is full of crap and are putting on a "White Knight" routine, or
- You're misunderstanding your own sex in the same way that women often do, and will simply not understand the explanation.

Suffice to say that mens behavior towards pictures of women does not necessarily reflect their behavior towards women in interpersonal relationships. Your accusation that men in general are mistrustful and loathing of women is both utterly wrong and offensive.

BlowPopGirl
It takes a special kind of gullibility to think about it for months and still DO IT!

It takes an even more special kind to believe that fortune-telling hogwash to a degree that you would consider it in the first place.

Granted, a teenage girl might be insecure enough so that I won't expect her to kick him in the balls for suggesting it, but a bit of "Are you farking mad? You must be, because you ain't farking me, that's for sure!" or at least storming out in disgust should have been possible - at least for the 16 year-olds.

/first thought: "Alright, in what 3rd world tribal village did that happen?"

Johnnyflash: If only he could have been a little more patient, then he would be a hero. For example, he sows the (mental) seeds in these young naive girls by convincing them of their bad luck in the future, and the need for them to remain virgins. As they come back for later visits, he keeps it going, adding a little more gloom each time. Then when they are close to legal age, he convinces them that a full variety of sexual acts must be performed in order to release the evil spirits, and that it could take days to complete the "ritual". He informs them the "ritual" must take place on their 18th birthday, because this is the chosen day, and they are finally mature enough to take on this great responsibility to rid the family of evil. Then after the few days of hot dirty sex...I mean "ritual". The young hot 18 y/o can finally live without this burden and enjoy life again.
Then he can finally say the sex was so dirty, that vomit was used as a lubricant.

Wow, that porno had a surprise ending

vertiaset: Joelogon

vertiaset: How does it make you feel to read the posts on threads like these where the guys alternate from absolute porn driven lust for young females to an obvious distrust and near loathing for women as human beings?
[...]

White knight-like typing detected.

Its only a "white knight" situation if are defending a particular woman on the internet. This is a general question not directed at anyone in particular. Get your cliches straight.

Just because you say it, doesn't make it so.

vertiaset: You do know the difference between words on a computer screen and real life interaction don't you? I only ask because it seems like some of you have lost the ability to distinguish between the two.

Ironic response.
Your original argument is essentially doing the same thing: equating men's behavior on the internet towards pictures of women, with that man's actual attitude towards women as people in real life. Play armchair psychologist all you want about it, the two are simply not equivalent, or even necessarily related.

FTA:She said that when she was 13, Ayala read her Tarot cards and said that he saw bad luck in her near future. He told her that it could be averted if she allowed him to perform oral sex on her.
...
Another 16-year-old testified last week that Ayala convinced her that having sex with him would lift a curse on her family.



I blame public schooling.

vertiaset: Its only a "white knight" situation if are defending a particular woman on the internet.

Actually I never got the impression that this was the case.
It is usually called out whenever anyone makes some sort of feminist-sounding statement that could be construed as grandstanding for any women that may be reading the thread.

FTFA: "I kept thinking, 'Is this rape? Is this rape?' " she said, describing her thought process leading up to her sexual contact with Ayala.

She said "rape" twice.

Dull Cow Eyes
I blame public schooling.


I blame religion.

The Voice of Doom: Dull Cow Eyes
I blame public schooling.


I blame religion.


Maybe we're both right?

vertiaset: Well, I suppose it had to be said. I'm glad you were able to take time from your efforts to find every stomach turning jpeg on the internets to show you care. I feel special.

I was just playing around, but I'm curious if you're really that naive?
You wife masterbates when you're not home and your daughter is showing off her boobs on the internet for attention.

CowboyNinjaD: This is kind of like the deleted sub-plot where Zoltan gives Josh Baskin AIDS.

What movie is that from? The picture of Tom Hanks with the black cap.

Farker T: FTFA: "I kept thinking, 'Is this rape? Is this rape?' " she said, describing her thought process leading up to her sexual contact with Ayala.

She said "rape" twice.

She likes rape

Freaking amateur.

That old reprobate Grigorii Elfemovich Rasputin convinced dozens, if not hundreds, of fancy Russian ladies that the Holy Spirit descended through his penis, and the only way to salvation was through having sex with him.

They should have laughed him out of town, but instead he knocked over p*ssy by the carload with such a hokey line.

Go figure.

vertiaset: Gawdzila

vertiaset: You do know the difference between words on a computer screen and real life interaction don't you? I only ask because it seems like some of you have lost the ability to distinguish between the two.

Ironic response.
Your original argument is essentially doing the same thing: equating men's behavior on the internet towards pictures of women, with that man's actual attitude towards women as people in real life. Play armchair psychologist all you want about it, the two are simply not equivalent, or even necessarily related.

Actually my question was for the women who post here and how they view the misogynistic comments juxtaposed with the lustful comments. That juxtaposition is one of the jarring aspects of this phenomena.

Note also, the "White Knight' comments. Very telling. Now, this is an anonymous forum. I have no contact information in my profile. I have no identifying information of any kind. Yet, persistently both women and men have made the comment that my observations were for some ulterior motive. This, also after I identified myself as "mature" (read "old") and a husband and a father. Hardly something that someone who was making a play for attention would say. Clearly, these people cannot distinguish between something which might occur in an actual physical setting and something occurring anonymously in cyberspace. I find this fascinating.

Anyway I apologize for my thread jack. I am a stranger in the halls of Farkistan and I realize this. I am learning your customs, memes and little prejudices and I find you both highly entertaining and enlightening.

I'm not even a chick, but would you sleep with me? Your big words, well-constructed sentences, and general well-mannered demeanor are getting me way hot.

I find old men with daughters to be the worst kind of people. Senility tends to set in the closer their daughters get to puberty and they seemingly forget all the crap they did at that age. Then they find out their daughter is sleeping around, or maybe with just one guy and then comes the "my innocent little girl" thoughts. Thus leaving these girls with an out, claiming they were taken advantage of.

Girls at that age are far from innocent, but most certainly stupid.

vertiaset: Actually my question was for the women who post here and how they view the misogynistic comments juxtaposed with the lustful comments. That juxtaposition is one of the jarring aspects of this phenomena.

For anyone with familiarity with Fark, honestly this is unsurprising.

Men are men and will have lusty attitudes towards women, especially since women on the internet are often only pictures -- not even text on a forum.

As for the misogyny, I wonder how much of it is simply the snark and derision that virtually anyone or anything gets from Farkers. Farkers hate everything, especially if there is a funny and irreverent picture that can be posted to illustrate... except cats. Do not f**k with cats in a caturday thread ;)

vertiaset:

Most are jokes. Locker room humor never used outside the computer, or basements for that matter.
Just loosen up, cause it doesn't get any better.

vertiaset: This is a kind of threadjack and I apologize in advance.

Okay, ladies, here's a question for all you Farkettes, if you care to answer:

How does it make you feel to read the posts on threads like these where the guys alternate from absolute porn driven lust for young females to an obvious distrust and near loathing for women as human beings?

Now I am asking this question as a mature man and a father. I do not recall feeling that way at all about women or girls when I was in my dating days. I honestly wonder how much of this is related to the ubiquity of pornography in today's digital universe. It really does seem that a generation of young men with their views on sex and sexuality completely skewed by the easy access to the most degrading portrayals of the sexual act. Now don't get me wrong, I do not think that the portrayal of sex is dirty or wrong and I would acknowledge that the use of pornographic material may have a use in a healthy normal sex life but with limits.

I ask, because if I were a woman and reading Fark I think I would soon come to the conclusion that all males were potential stalkers and serial killers. I mean a great many posts on any Fark thread dealing with women and sexuality are just plain creepy.

End threadjack, and I now return you to your misogynistic thread in progress.

3/10

vertiaset: Actually my question was for the women who post here and how they view the misogynistic comments juxtaposed with the lustful comments. That juxtaposition is one of the jarring aspects of this phenomena.

Note also, the "White Knight' comments. Very telling. Now, this is an anonymous forum. I have no contact information in my profile. I have no identifying information of any kind. Yet, persistently both women and men have made the comment that my observations were for some ulterior motive. This, also after I identified myself as "mature" (read "old") and a husband and a father. Hardly something that someone who was making a play for attention would say. Clearly, these people cannot distinguish between something which might occur in an actual physical setting and something occurring anonymously in cyberspace. I find this fascinating.

Anyway I apologize for my thread jack. I am a stranger in the halls of Farkistan and I realize this. I am learning your customs, memes and little prejudices and I find you both highly entertaining and enlightening.

Awww, he's being condescending. That's so cute, professor. Especially from someone who doesn't acknowledge the possibility that activities done anonymously or semi-anonymously on the Internet may be done for a simple sense of validation, with no real intent for any real world payoff.

tshetter: Farker T: FTFA: "I kept thinking, 'Is this rape? Is this rape?' " she said, describing her thought process leading up to her sexual contact with Ayala.

She said "rape" twice.

She likes rape

If you say it three times it comes true

Amarao: I find old men with daughters to be the worst kind of people. Senility tends to set in the closer their daughters get to puberty and they seemingly forget all the crap they did at that age. Then they find out their daughter is sleeping around, or maybe with just one guy and then comes the "my innocent little girl" thoughts. Thus leaving these girls with an out, claiming they were taken advantage of.

Girls at that age are far from innocent, but most certainly stupid.

PHFF!! what?
Here:

Amarao: I find old men with daughters to be mostly cautious. Senility tends to set in the closer their daughters get to puberty and they seemingly forget all the crap they did at that age. Then they find out their daughter is sleeping around, or maybe with just one guy and then comes the "my innocent little girl" thoughts. Thus leaving these girls with an out, claiming they were taken advantage of They get smarter because they know all the crap boys will try to get a piece and no dad wants to have a 12 year old pregnant daughter, so they keep the boys away with a stick if need be, even if the daughter is a slut, since they're men, they know how boys think and knowing is literally, half of the battle.



/41
//has two daughters
///don't even think it, buddy

We're witnessing a classic Ted Bundy moment here folks.

Let's watch and take notes as danwinkler fumbles for the non-existent door handle, shall we?

From_The_Year_2000: tshetter: Farker T: FTFA: "I kept thinking, 'Is this rape? Is this rape?' " she said, describing her thought process leading up to her sexual contact with Ayala.

She said "rape" twice.

She likes rape

If you say it three times it comes true

rape, rape, rape...


Summer Glau?
What are doing here in my roo......AGH!
NOT LIKE THIS!
NOT LIKE THIS!
SKITTLES! SKITTLES IS THE SAFETY WORD!

brap: We're witnessing a classic Ted Bundy moment here folks.

Let's watch and take notes as danwinkler fumbles for the non-existent door handle, shall we?

Haha! I was just playing around, but he handled it in a way that I didn't know how to respond. Well played sir

vertiaset: You wife masterbates when you're not home and your daughter is showing off her boobs on the internet for attention

Come now Gorgor if that were true you of all people would have posted a pic.

True.
http://tinyurl.com/lt3ymz
(copy and paste, PNSFW)

What a shame that she'll never get to lucky 8 (ATM).

Man, I dunno, those girls sound too dumb to butter toast don't they? But I hate to believe that, so I'm looking for another possible/plausable explanation - like maybe they liked the attention? Dunno.

The guy's motivation? got that one figured.

Got to give him points for creativity right? Ok, maybe not.

vertiaset: I ask, because if I were a woman and reading Fark I think I would soon come to the conclusion that all males were potential stalkers and serial killers.

Okay. And???

gorgor: http://tinyurl.com/lt3ymz

Did no one ever show you how to post a link?

andyofne: gorgor: http://tinyurl.com/lt3ymz

Did no one ever show you how to post a link?

Duurrrrr.

He's not allowed to post links. Obviously you haven't seen many of his links.

vertiaset

Eat a dick.

/Black Knight

I'm going to assume the 'dumbass' tag is for the girls and not the supposed fortune teller.

There was a crystal ball at the table, and behind it, a girl wearing a hat. She smiled, and asked me if I wanted my fortune read. I said okay, and sat down. I thought about it for a minute, and asked her if she would rather go on the roller coaster instead.

NYZooMan: Since stupid girls breed the most/easiest how did we ever evolve intelligence?

/argument against evolution

You must be the one guy on Fark that hasn't seen Idiocracy.

andyofne: Did no one ever show you how to post a link?

What's a link?

Heroic Poser: From_The_Year_2000: tshetter: Farker T: FTFA: "I kept thinking, 'Is this rape? Is this rape?' " she said, describing her thought process leading up to her sexual contact with Ayala.

She said "rape" twice.

She likes rape

If you say it three times it comes true

rape, rape, rape...


Summer Glau?
What are doing here in my roo......AGH!
NOT LIKE THIS!
NOT LIKE THIS!
SKITTLES! SKITTLES IS THE SAFETY WORD!

Hahaha

When I suckle on your crotch,
your dreams
COME
TRUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Stories just remind of a simple fact.

My kids are smarter than yours.

hej: NYZooMan: Since stupid girls breed the most/easiest how did we ever evolve intelligence?

/argument against evolution

You must be the one guy on Fark that hasn't seen Idiocracy.



Obligatory?

Donnchadha: hej: NYZooMan: Since stupid girls breed the most/easiest how did we ever evolve intelligence?

/argument against evolution

You must be the one guy on Fark that hasn't seen Idiocracy.



Obligatory?

Munroe, and this rarely happens, completely missed the point of that meme with that one. And "All we need is a program that limits breeding" is such a straw man that it was shocking to me when I read it, because I really respect the guy.

vertiaset: chu2dogg

vertiaset: This is a kind of threadjack and I apologize in advance.

Okay, ladies, here's a question for all you Farkettes, if you care to answer:

How does it make you feel to read the posts on threads like these where the guys alternate from absolute porn driven lust for young females to an obvious distrust and near loathing for women as human beings?

Now I am asking this question as a mature man and a father. I do not recall feeling that way at all about women or girls when I was in my dating days. I honestly wonder how much of this is related to the ubiquity of pornography in today's digital universe. It really does seem that a generation of young men with their views on sex and sexuality completely skewed by the easy access to the most degrading portrayals of the sexual act. Now don't get me wrong, I do not think that the portrayal of sex is dirty or wrong and I would acknowledge that the use of pornographic material may have a use in a healthy normal sex life but with limits.

I ask, because if I were a woman and reading Fark I think I would soon come to the conclusion that all males were potential stalkers and serial killers. I mean a great many posts on any Fark thread dealing with women and sexuality are just plain creepy.

End threadjack, and I now return you to your misogynistic thread in progress.

Hope you get laid for that one bro, good luck to ya.

You do know the difference between words on a computer screen and real life interaction don't you? I only ask because it seems like some of you have lost the ability to distinguish between the two.

Ok, you philosopher you. I hope you felt like you could have gotten laid for that if you wanted to, because both times you've gotten laid "in the real world", before getting married and becoming a classic beta male you acted like a total pansy for a pity fark and came to the conclusion that THAT was the real manly method of scoring chicks.

/you probably wont read this, but what the hell, just got back from the bar and this screen was still on

vertiaset: This is a kind of threadjack and I apologize in advance.

Okay, ladies, here's a question for all you Farkettes, if you care to answer:

How does it make you feel to read the posts on threads like these where the guys alternate from absolute porn driven lust for young females to an obvious distrust and near loathing for women as human beings?

Now I am asking this question as a mature man and a father. I do not recall feeling that way at all about women or girls when I was in my dating days. I honestly wonder how much of this is related to the ubiquity of pornography in today's digital universe. It really does seem that a generation of young men with their views on sex and sexuality completely skewed by the easy access to the most degrading portrayals of the sexual act. Now don't get me wrong, I do not think that the portrayal of sex is dirty or wrong and I would acknowledge that the use of pornographic material may have a use in a healthy normal sex life but with limits.

I ask, because if I were a woman and reading Fark I think I would soon come to the conclusion that all males were potential stalkers and serial killers. I mean a great many posts on any Fark thread dealing with women and sexuality are just plain creepy.

End threadjack, and I now return you to your misogynistic thread in progress.

Spoken like a true fag.

tshetter: Wow, that porno had a surprise ending

I wouldn't know. I never get to the ending of a porno.

Look into my eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, the eyes...

(Snaps fingers) You're under.

You will have sex with me seven times and love it. It's not rape. It's the most perfect and beautiful expression of desire betwen two people and not at all dirty or creepy.

3-2-1...

(Snaps fingers) You're back in the room.


I love seeing 'that guy' when I'm out somewhere. You know the guy I mean. The one with the daughter that looks like a 23 year old stripper but who is actually 15. He is usually accompanied by his MILFy wife who is encouraging the daughter in her skankiness.

That poor farker hasn't had a good night's sleep in at least two years.


After the skankette walks by I give my wife this sign...



/Three months
//That's how long it will be until the girl is pregnant

vinn01: If this guy was 15 the Hero tag would be glowing red hot.

/ 59 = creep perv
// Going to PMITA prison I hope

This.

Were it not for the age difference, this guy would be a hero.

/Adults who listen to fortune tellers are idiots
//Adults who listen to fortune tellers, and follow their advice, are idiots that deserve to be taken advantage of

vertiaset: This is a kind of threadjack and I apologize in advance.

Okay, ladies, here's a question for all you Farkettes, if you care to answer:

How does it make you feel to read the posts on threads like these where the guys alternate from absolute porn driven lust for young females to an obvious distrust and near loathing for women as human beings?

Now I am asking this question as a mature man and a father. I do not recall feeling that way at all about women or girls when I was in my dating days. I honestly wonder how much of this is related to the ubiquity of pornography in today's digital universe. It really does seem that a generation of young men with their views on sex and sexuality completely skewed by the easy access to the most degrading portrayals of the sexual act. Now don't get me wrong, I do not think that the portrayal of sex is dirty or wrong and I would acknowledge that the use of pornographic material may have a use in a healthy normal sex life but with limits.

I ask, because if I were a woman and reading Fark I think I would soon come to the conclusion that all males were potential stalkers and serial killers. I mean a great many posts on any Fark thread dealing with women and sexuality are just plain creepy.

End threadjack, and I now return you to your misogynistic thread in progress.

vertiaset:
The misogyny is this thread is standard issue fark, mostly written by bitter divorcees and guys who have never gotten their penis wet, except accidentally in the shower. Farkettes know that. It's amusing to compare and contrast the content with the thread that started awhile later, a 20 y.o. chick bangs a teenage boy, and there is some serious debate about whether that boy is a victim, whereas the teenage girl in this story is universally derided as a dumb biatch. Farkettes never, ever, confuse the stuff in fark threads with the thoughts of normal, well-adjusted males, so we don't sweat it. It's like paying to see the freaks at a carnival.

Control_this: tshetter: Wow, that porno had a surprise ending

I wouldn't know. I never get to the ending of a porno.

*SPOILER:*

She gets jizzed on.

16 is legal over here. Hmm.. Now where did I leave those tarot cards?

/giggity